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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 13: Page 13

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Chapter 13: Page 13

"Have you checked the information?" 【certainly】 "Then tell me, what kind of person is she and what kind of people does she hate?" Qingyou asked. The system did not answer, but it showed a rare wave of excitement, [Host, there is great news!!] "Oh?" Qingyou showed a hint of interest, "What kind of news could make Master Tong lose his composure like this?" [Host, don't talk about me. Even you will be so excited after hearing this news. ] "Master Tong, don't underestimate my ability to bear. I have been reborn so many times, and I have seen all kinds of storms." Qingyou felt that the system was making a big deal out of nothing. Seeing the young man's calm and composed look, the system secretly clicked its tongue. After a short pause, it said, "Host, according to my reliable investigation, Gui Yanxin is a beautiful woman who likes women. Well, she is an out-and-out lesbian."

"..." The air suddenly stagnated for a few seconds "Fuck!!!" Qingyou opened his eyes wide, too shocked to speak, like a country boy who had never seen the world. The calmness and indifference just now disappeared. The system couldn't help but laugh. Is this almost over? There's something even more exciting. [Host, I forgot to tell you that not only is she a lesbian, but Gui Yanyue was also turned lesbian by Gui Yanxinmei, and they became a pair of true lesbian sisters.] "Oh my god, what the hell?!!!" He couldn't help but swear three times in a row. This sudden, unexpected, dream-like news made him feel like a thousand alpaca horses galloping on the green grassland. "Master Tong, is the news true?" This kind of thing was so beautiful and surprising that it made him doubt its authenticity. [Host, this is as true as it can be. Moreover, I will tell you another exciting story. Gui Yanxinmei had sex with Gui Yanyue a long time ago.] "!!!" [Surprise no, host] "What a fucking surprise!!" These two are together, so what is he afraid of? There is no need to worry about being hacked by them on a snowy night in the second year of high school. The suspects are eliminated directly. How relieved! "Happiness comes too suddenly, Master Tong." Taking a deep breath, Qingyou suddenly felt like crying.

"I have never encountered such a dreamlike and beautiful start in my lifetime." [The fortunes have turned, host. After being in decline for so long, it is time to turn things around and become the landlord again. 】 The system was sighing like the young man. "The principal just gave me a lot of privileges this morning, and now I know some great news. This is a double surprise." Clenching his fists, Qingyou's mentality was changing, "Uncle Tong, is this a sign that I might really avoid the fate of being chopped by a hatchet on a snowy night in my second year of high school in this life?" 【That makes sense, host.】 The system feels great. [However, although the momentum is good now, we still need to be vigilant and must not let down our guard or waste this great advantage that has been given to us for nothing.] It serves as a reminder. Qingyou nodded in agreement. He exhaled, closed his eyes, calmed his excited mood, and began to think calmly about the current trend. There is no need for the Guiyan sisters to think, they are already lesbians, and as long as they don't do anything stupid to provoke them, they will not pose any threat to him. With co-education of schools approaching, he should try to lower his presence and charm as much as possible to avoid those girls paying special attention to him. In this way, the biggest unknown factor will be overcome. Therefore, the most important task now is to get the eyes of the extras as soon as possible. "Uncle Tong, please send as many tasks as you can in a day. It's time for me to work hard." The malicious tricks of fate had almost made me resign myself to my fate. But the sudden emergence of a glimmer of hope made him look forward to the future again. After opening his eyes, Qingyou's fighting spirit was rekindled. [Okay, host, I'll keep an eye on the news and release it as soon as there is a task.] The young man was full of fighting spirit, and the system was also pleased to see it. ***** ***** It was the last few minutes of lunch break before the first period of the afternoon began. Qingyou stood up and walked towards the office, ready to hand in his homework. Because the teachers at Nanchang have their own office building, he still has to walk a short distance. Walking on the quiet path in the woods, with slow and leisurely steps, neither hurried nor slow. After a busy day and the noisy classroom, he finally had such a quiet environment. He had to stay there for a while to quiet his ears. However, before they could enjoy this peaceful and tranquil atmosphere for long, a chaotic sound of insults and curses suddenly rang out, disrupting this quiet place. ——Tsk, why are there hanged men everywhere, ruining the mood?

Qingyou frowned and walked a few steps towards the source of the sound. Then, next to an abandoned warehouse not far from here, several bad guys were punching and kicking a thin young boy, accompanied by incessant curses. “It turned out to be school bullying.” Qingyou murmured quietly to herself, without much surprise. Having lived for 25 lifetimes, he had seen this kind of vicious incident countless times and was no longer surprised by it. But, this group of bad guys were really ruthless in their actions. Because they were not far away, Qingyou could clearly see the numerous scars on the thin boy's body. His face was covered in bruises, with an obvious trace of blood at the corner of his mouth. ——Tsk, if you continue like this, you might get beaten to death. He shook his head. After all, he was Nanchang's student and didn't want to see the situation get any worse. Narrowing his eyes, he walked towards them. "Hey, those guys with dyed hair." Hearing the noise, all the bad kids got panicked, thinking that the teacher had come, and immediately stopped what they were doing. They all turned their heads and looked behind them. What came into view was a handsome young man holding a stack of books. "It turns out to be the famous Tada Gakuin." The yellow-haired leader recognized him. Qingyou ignored him and just looked at him expressionlessly, "What are you doing?" "Master Tada, class is about to start. It's not good for you to hang around outside." The yellow-haired man laughed dryly, trying to change the subject. "I'm asking you, just answer it, don't you understand what I'm saying?" "..." The yellow-haired man clenched his fists secretly, a trace of annoyance appearing on his face. But when he thought of the other person's identity, this annoyance was suppressed again. "Nothing, we were just playing around." He smiled and started to talk nonsense without changing his expression, "The classmate on the ground accidentally bumped into the wall just now, and we were just about to help him to the infirmary." "Bumped into a wall?" Qingyou smiled, "Are you sure?" "Of course. If you don't believe me, ask the students on the ground." The yellow-haired man smiled normally, without a trace of guilt, and acted as if it was real. After saying that, he looked at the thin boy on the ground, and from an angle that Qingyou couldn't see, his eyes showed a threatening and fierce look.

The boy trembled noticeably, pursed his lips, and was about to speak when the cold voice sounded again. "Don't play the game of pretending to obey but actually disobeying in front of me." Tada Kiyoyu suddenly came to the yellow-haired man, grabbed his wrist with one hand, and warned him lightly. ——How can this guy have such a strong hand? Feeling the force on his wrist as if it was being restrained by a pair of pliers, a trace of horror flashed across the yellow-haired man's eyes. Holding back the pain, he smiled calmly and said, "Master Tada, you are joking. How dare I do such a thing when you are here?" "Classmate, you accidentally bumped into the wall just now, and we just wanted to help you to the infirmary, right?" Qingyou said at the same time, "Just tell the truth, no one will do anything to you, I'm here." The thin boy was a little tempted, but when he glanced at the yellow-haired man beside him, his eyes dimmed, as if he remembered something. "It was indeed my fault just now. I accidentally bumped into the wall and the seniors just wanted to help me out." He said dryly. "See, I didn't lie." The yellow-haired man shrugged with an innocent expression. ——Tsk Qingyou frowned slightly, but didn't say anything else. "It seems I misunderstood." He said after letting go of her hand. "It's okay, it's okay. After all, Master Tada means well." Rubbing his red and swollen wrist, the yellow-haired man looked like a magnanimous good man. Seeing this, Qingyou didn't want to continue arguing with him and started to chase him away, "Class is about to start. If you dawdle any longer, you'll be late." Huang Mao understood what he meant, "OK, let's go now and start studying." After saying that, he called to his other companions and quickly left the sight. After they left, Qingyou turned his gaze to the young man on the ground. "Can you get up?" He stretched out his hand. The thin boy did not answer, but just nodded silently. He struggled to stand up slowly by supporting himself on the ground. During the process, he did not touch the hand extended by Tada Kiyomi, looking aloof and indifferent. Faced with this ruthless attitude, Qingyou withdrew his hand without changing his expression, and there was no trace of annoyance or embarrassment on his handsome face. "Why didn't you tell the truth just now?" He asked, looking at the other person indifferently. The thin boy's eyelashes drooped with trembling eyes, covering the sadness in his eyes. He moved his mouth but still said nothing. "It's none of your business." After saying this in a cold tone, he turned around and limped away with staggering steps.

[Host, maybe he just doesn't want to implicate you. ] Looking at the other person's back, Qingyou said nothing, but the system in his mind comforted him. "Master Tong, I'm not that fragile yet." Holding the book, he returned to the forest path, "I just feel a little emotional." The corners of his mouth shone slightly, his eyes were as calm as water, and there was an unspeakable mockery in his voice. "Tsk, even after so many rebirths, this nice guy's personality still hasn't changed."

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