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I Play Rock-Paper-Scissors With The Mirror At Midnight. I Sleep When I Win.

I Play Rock-Paper-Scissors With The Mirror At Midnight. I Sleep When I Win.

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Chapter 8: It doesn't look like acting! This guy really has some skills!

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Chapter 8: It doesn't look like acting! This guy really has some skills!

—【He can control the sandbag! Up, down, left, right, front, back!!】

—【How is that possible?! The way he throws the sandbag and the angle it flies at, it's unscientific!!】

—【One sandbag, knocked down seven or eight dolls!? What a huge profit!】

Water friends exclaimed, and even the live audience applauded.

Good heavens, they came to watch a show.

Bald Head Boss was stunned. No, how is this even possible?!

He quickly ran over and stood in front of Xie Yizhi, stopping him from throwing, and anxiously said, “No, no, this won't do.”

“One sandbag can only hit one doll! You can't count more than that!”

If he kept hitting them like this, he'd lose his shorts today.

Tan Yuxi stepped forward, blocking Bald Head Boss: “You should have said so earlier! Why didn't you say so earlier? It's definitely too late now.”

Xie Yizhi continued to throw sandbags on his own, and Little White was also very smart, not acting too outrageously.

On average, one sandbag knocked down about three to five dolls; otherwise, it would be too terrifying.

Bald Head Boss watched helplessly as the dolls on the shelf slowly decreased again, his face ashen.

Four hundred yuan, it was clearly meant to take his life!

He wanted to cry now but couldn't.

Who would have thought he'd run into something like this? What was this man's background? Was he even human?

Actually, Xie Yizhi hadn't intended to be so ruthless, but this boss was too arrogant, and his business practices were unethical.

Otherwise, Xie Yizhi wouldn't have resorted to unleashing Little White.

A few more minutes passed, and the dolls on the shelf were cleared out again.

And the two hundred sandbags Xie Yizhi bought were almost used up.

“Alright, we're done playing.”

“Let's count how many dolls we've knocked down in total, shall we?”

Xie Yizhi clapped his hands and said.

He'd been throwing sandbags for so long, his arm was sore.

“You guys...”

Bald Head Boss wanted to refute something, but before he could finish, Tan Yuxi interrupted him, “You're not letting us leave, are you? Then let's do another five hundred yuan's worth.”

Hearing that they wanted to play more, Bald Head Boss was so scared he didn't dare to struggle.

His face was uglier than if he'd eaten shit, and under the watchful eyes of the two, he honestly counted the number of dolls.

He just wanted to finish counting quickly and send these two ancestors away.

With an inadvertent wave of Xie Yizhi's hand, Little White immediately understood and drilled back into the shampoo bottle.

Xie Yizhi was very satisfied with her performance today.

“Good job, I'll get you a mansion when we go back.”

Xie Yizhi said in a low voice.

Little White: “!!!”

She could finally get rid of this damned ginger-scented shampoo bottle!

She felt like she smelled all over now.

Xie Yizhi: “I'll switch it to a mint-scented body wash bottle.”

Little White: “...”

She seemed to have lost all her strength and means again.

Sure enough, even as a ghost, it was the same; trusting men was the beginning of bad luck.

At this moment, the number of viewers in the live stream had unknowingly surged, rising all the way to over five thousand people.

That was two thousand higher than yesterday night's peak.

The more bizarre the live stream content, the higher the activity, and the more it could attract people to stay and watch.

—【How many dolls is that! I can't even count them all, they're really going to empty out the store!】

—【This is too weird! How can a sandbag fly in a curve!】

—【Could it be a pre-arranged script for show effect? Otherwise, it's really unscientific!】

—【It shouldn't be possible, setting aside everything else, the beautiful police officer's police ID isn't fake, is it? Otherwise, that's illegal!】

—【And the boss's change in expression, if all of this is acting, I think he could win an Oscar without any problem.】

The more they thought about it, the more terrifying it became...

Water friends couldn't figure out how Xie Yizhi did it; they just found it eerie.

But if today wasn't a deliberately staged show effect...

Then what about the scene of him playing rock-paper-scissors with the mirror last night?

—【I'm getting chills down my spine, could it be that Xie Ge playing rock-paper-scissors with the mirror last night, encountering a ghost, was also real?】

—【Don't scare me! Did he really encounter a ghost?】

—【This guy lost so badly at rock-paper-scissors last night that he got beaten up by a ghost! And he usually streams telling some mystical stories...】

—【So, could Ge really know some strange arts? That's the only way to explain it logically!】

—【I'm getting goosebumps on my face.】

Of course, Xie Yizhi wouldn't respond to these bullet comments; he just silently put the shampoo bottle back into his bag.

When he was learning skills from his grandparents in the village, why didn't they tell him earlier that ghosts were so useful?

It wasn't until now that Xie Yizhi tasted the sweetness.

In the past, the internet wasn't developed, and information spread slowly, unlike now, where there might be cameras pointed at you wherever you go.

Earlier, if he could have caught a ghost and done some small business, he would have made money long ago.

Would his whole family have had to stay in the village, achieving nothing?

Xie Yizhi didn't quite understand this point.

However, it might also be that ghosts are not easy to encounter.

After so many years, Xie Yizhi himself had only truly seen a ghost for the first time.

Last night, he was a bit nervous at first, worried that his learned skills were not up to par and he couldn't beat Little White.

Unexpectedly, after losing two rounds of rock-paper-scissors, he got so angry that he didn't care about anything else and directly beat Little White up.

Little White couldn't even fight back and was obediently caught.

This further confirmed Xie Yizhi's conjecture: the skills he learned since childhood had made him a formidable presence in front of 'ghosts'.

It's also possible that Little White was a weak ghost, which is why she had no power to resist.

“In total, four hundred and thirteen dolls were knocked down.”

“How... how do we exchange them?”

When Bald Head Boss said the number, he felt like his heart stopped for a few seconds.

Two hundred sandbags, yet over four hundred dolls were knocked down; whose heart could stand that?

He naturally wouldn't think about how many customers he had scammed since opening his shady business; Xie Yizhi was just pulling the average back a bit.

People, for the most part, only see what they lose, not what they gain.

Tan Yuxi put her hands on her hips, nodded, and then looked at Xie Yizhi.

This number was correct; she had been watching the boss count the whole time, there was no mistake.

“However you can exchange them, big or small, it's fine. Just make sure the number is correct; we don't mind anything else.”

Xie Yizhi smiled.

Tan Yuxi gave him a thumbs up; she hadn't expected Xie Yizhi to be so amazing.

Seriously, guys who are good at throwing sandbags are really a plus!

Not only did they get revenge, but they also made a huge profit.

“Leave your phone number and address, I'll find a car to send them to you after I exchange them...”

“I can't handle it all at once.”

Bald Head Boss's voice sounded like he was dying.

Xie Yizhi was about to let Tan Yuxi write it down, but he saw her shake her head.

“You paid the money, and you knocked down the dolls, so why would they be sent to my place?”

“It definitely has to be your address!”

Tan Yuxi said.

Xie Yizhi looked at the dolls on the ground, “But what do I need so many dolls for?”

He was a grown man, so many cute dolls were useless to him!

“Since you don't want so many, can we...”

Bald Head Boss picked up the conversation.

Tan Yuxi/Xie Yizhi: “No!”

Bald Head Boss: “...”

—【Me, me, me!! We fans! (Frantic hinting!)】

—【Boss: So? Why oh why...】

—【Hahahahaha.】

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