Sato Kazuma discovered that under normal circumstances, Kobayashi-senpai is still very talkative. Like tonight's sumptuous dinner. Logically speaking, they only killed a giant frog and a crazy wild boar today, and the mission bounty they received could not afford tonight's expensive meal. But Senior Xiaolin still treated me generously. Even though she was obviously drunk, the idiot goddess started to perform banquet talents in the Adventurer's Guild Hall. Senior Kobayashi did not stop her loudly, but smiled and watched her laugh and make jokes with everyone. Sato Kazuma symbolically shouted: "Hey——, Aqua, please pay attention to your image, aren't you "that"!" "Which one is "that"?" Aqua was so drunk that she didn't even know who she was. Xiao Lin waved his hand: "Forget it, today is the first meeting of the team, let her go." Now that Kobayashi-senpai said so, Sato Kazuma stopped talking.
"Xiao Lin, I also want to drink bubble wine." Megumin saw Aqua drinking so generously that she wanted to try it too. "No, you can't drink." Xiao Lin decisively refused. Megumin was not happy anymore: "What do you mean, Aqua, Darkness and Kazuma can do it, why don't you let me drink it? Is it intentional to treat me differently?!" A fierce punch. If a reasonable explanation is not given, it is estimated that explosion magic will be used to find an explanation for the core in the next second. To prevent her from going crazy, Sato Kazuma quickly said: "Don't be silly, little loli, you are still a minor. Do you want us to be arrested by the guards?" In Axel... or in other words, the laws in this regard in other worlds are extremely strict. Selling and luring minors to drink alcohol is strictly prohibited. Otherwise, they will be arrested or sentenced to prison terms. By the way, in another world, the legal requirement is to reach adulthood at the age of 14, but Megumin is still a few months short of that. "Little, little loli... you actually called me little loli." Huihui couldn't stand it any longer. It is true that she alone lowered the altitude of the team, but she was unable to make up for her own shortcomings due to lack of nutrition since she was a child. And if you want to catch up, you need to use external force, such as kneading, kneading, and kneading. Of course, these are all things for later. After being taught a lesson, Megumin stopped. After everyone in the team had eaten and drank enough, they went back to their homes. Megumin was sent back by Darkness, while Kobayashi and the others returned to the hotel. During this period, Sato Kazuma asked Kobayashi to work as a coolie on the grounds that he was too weak to carry the goddess. At first glance, this guy just made an excuse because he thought it was troublesome. If there was a chance, he would be punished by carrying a giant frog.
Sato Kazuma, who was walking in front, did not see Kobayashi's malicious smile behind him, but he still felt an inexplicable cold air blowing from behind, and he couldn't help but shudder. After that, the three of them returned to the hotel smoothly. Throwing the drunken goddess onto the bed, the two of them made the floor. The whole process was silky smooth, and Sato Kazuma didn't even react until he turned off the lights and went to sleep. Suddenly, he sat up from the floor and shouted: "No! It shouldn't be like this!" "What happened to the sudden surprise?" Xiao Lin turned on the light again, and a faint light filled the whole room. "Why didn't Senior Xiaolin sleep on the bed?" "Because I'm afraid of being suffocated to death again." It was embarrassing enough to be breast-slapped by an idiot goddess, but what was even more embarrassing was to be breast-slapped twice, so in order to avoid it happening again, he took the initiative to give up his bed to Aqua. Sato Kazuma then said: "Then why don't we rent a room again? We can't keep it full today, can we?" "Well... there is a reason." Xiao Lin told him his plan. "On the one hand, my savings are almost exhausted, and on the other hand, I want to save money to buy a house." "Saving money to buy a house? Why?" "You see, we are a team after all. It would be troublesome to live in hotels separately. If our team lives together, we can save a lot of money on hotel stays and at the same time shorten the distance between us. Building a deeper relationship kills two birds with one stone, right?” "That being said, it is true." Eating and living together, sharing blessings and hardships, and a very adventurous atmosphere. Sato Kazuma also yearns for this kind of life. "So I decided to keep 30% of the bounty for the team's mission starting tomorrow, and divide the rest equally. Of course, there will be no commission for the solo missions each accepts. What do you think of this arrangement, Sato-kun?" "Well, I don't care." Although he didn't object, he was still a little worried. "Although the idea is very good, five people will need to buy a big house to live together. It may not be possible in a short time." What happened today made Sato Kazuma realize deeply that no one in the team except Kobayashi-senpai is a reliable teammate. The bounty collected from the subjugation mission can't even pay for tonight's meal, and buying a house is even more out of reach. All I can say is that the future is worrying. "Don't worry, I already have countermeasures." Xiaolin looked confident. Sato Kazuma was surprised and asked quickly: "What is the solution, Kobayashi-senpai?!" "Let me keep this a secret for now."
Kobayashi's pretending to be mysterious made Sato Kazuma anxious. But he is still very considerate and does not ask for details. Knowing how to advance and retreat to create highlight moments for others is one of his strengths. Turn off the lights again and fall asleep. midnight. Kobayashi, who was sleeping soundly, felt his chest was stuffy and he had difficulty breathing. When he opened his eyes, he saw a blue figure occupying his entire field of vision. It turned out that his head was once again held in the arms of the stupid goddess. "Come again?!" He widened his eyes and his anger rose. He died because of a momentary carelessness last time. If he was involved in a breast murder case again this time, how could he still have the face to call himself the leader of the team? Wouldn't he be ridiculed by them? You said that being held in the arms of a beautiful girl with a perfect temperament and figure was very enjoyable? How is it possible! The target is Aqua, who has the same intelligence as the Monkey King. No matter how he degenerates, he can't have feelings for an idiot, let alone attack her! No, I have to teach her a lesson! Thinking of this, Kobayashi used the primary magic while he was still breathing, wrapped his index finger around her neck. ——Freeze! The effect is to blow out a wisp of frozen cold wind. It is very practical, but not lethal. It is a primary magic suitable for teasing people. Aqua shivered as the cold air blew. Just when Kobayashi thought she would let go of him, the stupid goddess seemed to feel cold in her sleep, muttering: "It's so cold~~~" Then she gradually tightened her arms around Kobayashi, and even put her thighs up, just like herself holding the quilt between her legs at night. Oops! The power is too small and has no effect! Kobayashi thought to himself that it was not good. At this time, his breathing was choked, and if it continued like this, he could predict what the end would be. He immediately increased the power of the magic, but in the same way, the cold Aqua also increased the strength of the hug. Kobayashi's face flushed red. But his strength was not as strong as Aqua's, and he couldn't break free from her embrace at all, and he was in a stalemate for a while. Will Aqua wake up from her sleep first because she can't bear the magic power, or will Kobayashi die of exhaustion of oxygen in his body? Who will survive to the end? Just when Kobayashi had a feeling that he was about to meet Eris, Aqua finally responded. "——It's so cold!!!"
Her sleepy and beautiful voice with a hint of crying echoed in the silent room. At the same time, her limbs were waving back and forth in the air and hit the table legs and chairs beside the bed. The friction and collision woke up Sato Kazuma who was sleeping. "What's going on?" Sato Kazuma shouted loudly in dissatisfaction and turned on the ceiling light in the room. "Hey, stupid goddess, why are you not sleeping in the middle of the night... crazy... huh???" The bright light illuminated the whole room and dispelled a lot of sleepiness, but Sato Kazuma thought he was not awake yet. Because he saw Aqua in pajamas riding on Kobayashi-senpai, and Kobayashi-senpai's cheeks were red (holding back) and his clothes were disheveled and he was breathing heavily, his eyes suddenly became bigger in disbelief. Muttering: "Aqua, aren't you satisfied with playing around with those adventurers in the guild? You actually attacked Senior Kobayashi in the middle of the night. Are you really the pure goddess of water?!" "It's not what you think!" Aqua would not admit it. But Kobayashi under her looked like he was forced by the goddess, and no matter what she said, no one would believe her. "Then how do you explain what happened yesterday?" "I drank too much yesterday! Of course, I drank too much today too! So that's it!" "You seem quite proud of yourself?!" The two quarreled again. And Kobayashi opened his blurred eyes, stretched out his hand to the two, wanted to say something but didn't say it in the end, and then his right hand suddenly fell. "Senior Kobayashi!!!" Sato Kazuma pressed Kobayashi's chest hard and shouted anxiously: "Senior Kobayashi!! Senior Kobayashi!!! Aqua, look at what you did!" At this time, Kobayashi's consciousness gradually blurred, and the voice in his ears gradually became distant. Ahhh, I have to go see Eris again. Wait, why do you say again?