Hitman with a Badass System

Also known as: "If the Fairy Turned On Cheating", "The Man in My Body", "The Fairy's Personal Grandpa", "The Crazy Fairy Who Rushed into the Entertainment Circle", "The Fairy President Is About to Dominate the Entertainment Circle", "All the Movie Kings and Little Flowers Come to My Bowl" , "Half of the Artists Under the Fairy President", "The Domineering Fairy and the Chinese Entertainment Industry Cover the Sky with One Hand"

[Mortal flow, no system, traditional immortal hero, decisive in killing. 】 The twelve-year-old Chen Erzhu was imprisoned as a result of the disaster. With the opportunity he fought for, he became a menial disciple of the Lingding Immortal Sect. He relied on a magical bronze mirror that he accidentally obtained, which could copy and enhance everything. He continued to become stronger and more outstanding in the process of cultivating immortals. From a menial disciple to an outer disciple, and then to an inner disciple until he ascended to become an immortal. Every step has gone through countless life and death tests. Finally, with unremitting belief, he walked step by step towards the road to immortality. Looking back at the world, three thousand years have passed. Old memories are like snow, and longing is around my fingertips. The young man’s ambition is unfulfilled, and his frosty hair has empty dreams. Drinking wine and inviting the bright moon, the vicissitudes of life are in a smile

[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life] This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!" Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life. However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system. —— "Have you heard?" "That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!" "That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!" "Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!" In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing. … In the Law Enforcement Hall. Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?" The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors." … A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong "Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?" Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife." Countless years later. A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn. —The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong. —Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

(Self-created plot) + (Bond evolution) + (Growing step by step) + (Upgrade alone) + (Invincible) + (Not a saint) A traveler who came to the world of Pokémon, upgraded himself without any power behind him, suffered a lot when catching his first Pokémon, and finally encountered a cocoon by chance when he wanted to pick up a Poké Ball that fell into the water. This cocoon was lazy and gluttonous. It just waited for the ghost to feed it all day long and occasionally flapped its huge wings. However, the ghost had never seen this kind of Pokémon before, so it didn't take it seriously. The most annoying thing is that this Pokémon doesn't listen to Spirit at all. When it encounters a battle, it just lies down and loses. The angry Spirit has to take this "burden" with it to catch other evil-type Pokémon. Until one day, he was defeated by an elite Pokémon hunter. All his Pokémon were captured, leaving only the lazy Cocoon... "Don't pretend! I already know who you are! Yveltal!" “…” Ghost angrily threw away Yveltal's Poké Ball and turned around to save his Pokémon alone. Although he was the sword champion before his rebirth, he was still defeated in the end... Just when he was about to fall, a huge black shadow appeared in the sky.

Flesh and blood are weak, machines ascend! Watch me, the master of the mechanical race, lead everyone in the mechanical revolution!

[Xianxia + Relaxed + Funny + Mortal + Nonsense] He accidentally traveled to a world where gods and Buddhas avoided him and immortals stopped him, and he found out that he was actually a bully hated by everyone in the sect, and he also had a crooked master who lost contact with him because of whoring. I wanted to turn over a new leaf and become a new person, but everyone wanted to harm me, so I had no choice but to work hard and become the best in the world. He raises spiritual pets, smokes a pipe, and is good at flirting with fairies. Kill the immortal gods, slay the evil spirits, and run away when you encounter a strong enemy. This is me, a unique firework in the world of immortal cultivation. My name is Ye Feng, the leaf that spreads out and the wind that is romantic and dashing.

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

Lu Zhou wakes up to become the world’s most powerful and oldest villainous Patriarch, and finds that he has nine notorious disciples who are full of evil. His eldest disciple is the leader of the Nether Sect with thousands of minions, and his second disciple—Sword Devil—always slaughters others at the slightest disagreement…Without his cultivation base, how will he handle these evil disciples?His eldest disciple, Yu Zhenghai, said, “I’ve never had a rival in my life, and no one but Master can make me bow my head.”His seventh disciple, Si Wuya, said, “We can’t eat or sleep in peace as long as the Master is not dead!”…His ninth disciple, Yuan’er, said, “I’ll remember what Master said and be a good person.”

Tian Long was born an orphan. He led his life in misery while out of nowhere, he chanced upon a Death Note, killing his only enemy who was the cause for his misery. After a series of planning and action, he managed to cross worlds together with his Death Note.He has no attachments regarding Earth. He has no grand sense of justice, but just follows his heart and does whatever he thinks is right. Join Tian Long in his journey to become the Divine Emperor of Death in the Cultivation World.

[Hokage + Shuangwen + destroy Danzo + kill the third generation + decisive killing + no harem] After traveling through time, he is still a young version of Sasuke, and the night of genocide is about to begin! A little panicked! what to do?【Ding! The strongest lottery system in the world has been successfully bound! 】【Ding! Get the pinnacle two-pillar template! 】 …On the night of the genocide, Sasuke used his perfect Susano to crush the Shimura clan into dregs with his backhand!

After her ex-boyfriend cheated on her, Shen Chuan, who was preparing to make a big wedding noise, found his boss sitting at the woman's head table.It’s OK to lose love, but it’s not OK to lose your job!But he couldn't swallow this bad breath, so Shen Chuan came up with a good idea to take revenge on the scumbag——That is to try to seduce Fu Huaichen!After marriage, the man didn't care about her except for love affairs, but it still didn't affect Shen Chuanhu's pretentiousness.In the past, the bitch who looked down on others was flattering and respectful to her. Even the parrots on the roadside would call her Mrs. Fu when they saw her.It wasn't until the man Bai Yueguang returned to China that Shen Chuan suddenly realized that he was ready to retire.But I don’t want Fu Huaichen to trap the person in his arms and refuse to let go——" Keywords of the novel: Nor Can the Nightingale Escape No pop-up window, nor can the Nightingale Can Escape txt full set download, nor can the Nightingale Can Escape the latest chapter to read

In a chaotic world, strange things are everywhere.The powerful families prey on the weak, and the warriors are rampant!Zhang Yuan, who was reborn, awakens the God's Nest system when he is in danger.[Activate the black giant ant to bless ten times, a hundred times... infinite power][Activate the Jade Mantis to bless the primary, advanced... swordsmanship proficiency][Activate the Nine-Winged Sky Cicada...]Accommodate thousands of extraordinary lives and gather the power of supreme magical powers.Push the extreme realm of martial arts, break the shackles of fate, and create a bright new world!Author's Other NovelsPapa PaladinPerfect SuperstarGou Becomes a Boss in the Fairy World