“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” On the streets of Axel, Kobayashi and Aqua were entangled, looking at each other and yelling. Xiao Lin was angry, and Aqua was in pain. Because Kobayashi was rubbing Aqua's cheek desperately. Rubbing the dog's head "Wow ah ah ah!!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" Aqua burst into tears from the pain and asked for help from the boy in sportswear watching the show next to her. "Help! Help me, Kazuma, help me quickly! Kazuma!!!" The boy in sportswear was also confused.
"What's going on...?" "Help, Kazuma-sama!!!" "Yes, yes, I'm here to help you." The dispute between the two had attracted passers-by. In order to no longer attract attention, Sato Kazuma quickly stepped forward to save Aqua from the ruthless iron. Xiao Lin felt a little sorry. The soft and smooth cheeks of the goddess can be broken by blowing like a peeled egg, and are as soft as fluffy bread balls, and feel quite good. For a while, I was still a little reluctant to give up. Sato Kazuma turned around and asked in a low voice: "Hey, Aqua, do you know him?" "Who knows him?!" Aqua used her divine power to heal her swollen cheeks, and looked at Xiaolin with anger and resentment in her eyes. Sato and Shinya nodded in agreement. He and Aqua had been in the lower world for less than two hours, and they had not had any contact with other people during this period. They probably didn't know each other... Thinking of this, Sato Kazuma said: "I'm sorry, my companion and I just came to this town. Did you admit the wrong person?" "That's it! I don't know you at all!" Aqua huddled behind Sato Kazuma and protested loudly to Kobayashi, as if she was the one being bullied... although judging from what just happened, that was indeed the case. "Hehehe... Really? It turns out you forgot about me... It's only been 3 months..." Xiao Lin's smile collapsed a little. Just imagine, the murderer who caused her misfortune is right in front of her, and she still looks like she can't even remember herself. It's strange that she's in a good mood. But after venting his anger just now, Xiao Lin felt much better.
He looked at the brown-haired boy in green sportswear and extended his right hand to him. "Introduce yourself, my name is Xiaolin." "Xiao Lin? Could it be that...?!" "That's right, I'm a time traveler like you." "Oh oh oh! My name is Sato Kazuma, please take care of me, senior!" "Please take good care of me, junior." The two met in a friendly manner with hands clasped. But Kazuma Sato is still a little curious: "Senior, you should know that Aqua is a goddess, so why do you still bully her?" "Yes, why..." Immediately, he explained all the things that happened since he met Aqua and got the plug-in, and accidentally failed to activate it due to the goddess's carelessness, as well as the miserable life he had after coming to the lower world. "So so, so so." "Well, it's definitely Aqua's fault." Sato Kazuma looked at the goddess speechlessly. Although their time together was short, he had already fully realized how annoying and unreliable Aqua was. If he hadn't been stimulated by this idiot goddess, he wouldn't have chosen to take her to the lower world in a fit of anger. ♝ ♦ ♦♦ Of course, I also sympathize with Xiaolin's experience during this period. Aqua was also very unhappy and yelled: "Why! Why do you blame me? It's not my fault at all! If he had reminded me, wouldn't this happen?" Even now, she is still trying to shirk responsibility! It's obvious that she didn't do her job well! Xiaolin's anger tank filled up instantly, he rubbed his dog's head angrily again, and loudly accused: "3 months... Do you know how I spent these three months? Do you know?!" Dig trenches and plant crops! Sleep in a stable and eat frog legs! As long as it was a profitable job, he would do it no matter how hard or tiring it was. He managed to save 1 million Eris in 3 months. Only he knew how hard it was. "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! I was wrong, I know I was wrong!" Aqua begged for mercy with tears in her eyes. And suggested: "By the way, I will help you activate the plug-in, so you can forgive me! No, you should respect and please me instead!" "What did you say?!" "I'm sorry, I got carried away!"
Aqua is soft and crisp. "This is your job, idiot." Sato Kazuma on the side was extremely disgusted. The fool in front of him didn't look like a goddess at all, which completely shattered his delusion about the goddess. ——Half an hour later—— Aqua wiped her tears and cried, "Okay, the ring has been activated." "Ah, thank you for your hard work." As the black crystal on the ring lit up, Xiaolin knew that his plug-in was successfully activated. The gloom in my heart was swept away, and my mood became cheerful. Sato Kazuma asked doubtfully: "Is this good?" "Of course! I'm a goddess. Isn't such a trivial matter easy? So Kazuma, hurry up and please me!" Aqua turned up her little nose after showing off her hand, which was also her signature proud little move. Sato Kazuma scoffed. "It's so easy. The good-for-nothing goddess who doesn't even know where the Adventurer's Guild is is ridiculous." "Ah! You actually said I'm a useless goddess!" "Isn't it? You can't even do your job well, how can there be a goddess like you? Goddess disqualified, goddess disqualified!" "...I'm sorry, I was wrong." Sato Kazuma, who had just arrived in the lower world and had no stains for the time being, easily controlled Aqua, but their situation should be completely opposite after a while. "By the way, Kobayashi senior." Sato Kazuma asked: "Senior, do you know where the guild is? We just came to the lower world. Can you take us there?" "No problem, I'll take you there." Kobayashi was in a good mood, and he agreed readily since there was nothing to do. Arrived at the guild. It was still Miss Luna who received them. As the most popular receptionist in the guild, her outstanding appearance and gentle personality were widely praised...I just don't know if her equally broad mind was a bonus. Sato Kazuma, who had been arguing with Aqua, suddenly shrank after seeing the mature beauty. As a last resort, Kobayashi had to step forward and explain his purpose. "Please register them as adventurers." "Okay, please come this way."
As expected, the two penniless people were extremely embarrassed and looked at Kobayashi pitifully. He quickly took out 2,000 Eris and let them become adventurers smoothly. As a goddess, Aqua naturally chose the superior profession [High Priest], and Sato Kazuma had to choose the same profession [Adventurer (Beginner)] as Kobayashi because his attribute value was too low, and was ridiculed by Aqua. Coming out of the Adventurer's Guild. Kobayashi said to them: "Okay, let's go buy equipment." Hearing this, Sato Kazuma was slightly surprised: "But we don't have money..." "It doesn't matter, I'll pay, just treat it as a gift for the younger generation." Kobayashi was very generous. Although Sato Kazuma was a devil, a scum, a vulgar, and shameless, he was still a good boy. His occasional flashes of inspiration often bring surprises to people, and coupled with his character of repaying favors, he is a junior who is very worthy of investment. "Thank you, Senior Kobayashi!" Sato Kazuma wiped his eyes with emotion, and couldn't help sighing in his heart that this senior who had just met once was a good person! If it weren't for his help, they would definitely dig ditches and grow crops like their predecessors, and if they were more unlucky, they might have to work as bricklayers at the city gate. After turning around in the town, the three of them came to the door of a blacksmith shop. Kicked it open. "Bill, business is here!" "Oh, welcome!" They were greeted by a one-eyed bald strong man, about 40 years old, with bulging muscles all over his body, and a fierce look that gave people a strong sense of oppression. He looked like "I have a mysterious past", but in fact he was just an unscrupulous profiteer uncle. There were actually some interesting things that happened between Bill and Kobayashi, but unfortunately the space is limited. If there is a chance, I will expand and tell it. Pointing at Sato Kazuma, he said, "Pick out the right equipment for him." "No problem, leave it to me!" Bill skillfully picked out the right equipment for Sato Kazuma. Dagger, longbow, leather armor, everything is available. Although he is still a level 1 rookie, his equipment is equal to that of other experienced adventurers, and the adventures will be easier in the future. Seeing that Sato Kazuma has equipment, Aqua is extremely envious. Even though she doesn't need equipment as a goddess, she still doesn't want to be ignored. "Hey, where are mine, where are my equipment?" "Hmm? Do you still need equipment?" "Um..."
Aqua looked at Xiaolin aggrievedly, looking up with tears in her eyes. That look seemed to say, if you don't buy it for me, I will cry for you to see. "No, I want equipment! I want equipment!" Aqua hugged Xiaolin's calf tightly, lying on the ground and rolling back and forth, kicking her legs randomly in the air. Are you a child? Hey! Let go quickly, it's embarrassing! Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma looked at Aqua speechlessly. She didn't look like a goddess at all. She was just a naughty kid who rolled on the ground and threw a tantrum when seeing that others had candy but she didn't. Bill had never seen such a person before, and didn't know what to say for a moment. It was not good to let her go on like that. Kobayashi had no choice but to symbolically buy her a staff worth 5,000 Eris. There was no attribute bonus, but when she released magic, the flower buds at the front of the staff would bloom, and the staff would become more beautiful, that's all. But even so, Aqua was very happy. She was silly to begin with, and now she was even more silly when she laughed. The goddess who was super easy to deal with was her. —————— It was already dark when they came out of the blacksmith shop. Looking up and seeing the moon hanging high, Sato Kazuma was a little distressed: "It's dark already, trouble." Dark means that the task cannot be completed, and the chain reaction is that today's dinner and accommodation have become a problem. Unlike the stupid goddess, he has a lot to consider. Kobayashi smiled: "It's okay, I'll treat you tonight, and you can sleep at my place for a night." "Really? Thank you, senior!" Sato Kazuma didn't know what to say to the kind man in front of him. He pushed Aqua and said: "To express my gratitude, she will be given to you." Kobayashi said unhappily: "Hey, are you repaying kindness with enmity?" "What what?" Aqua staggered after being pushed, and she didn't know what happened. She lay in Xiaolin's arms and raised her head, looking at the man who was hugging her with innocent eyes. "Nothing." Xiaolin flicked her forehead while letting go, causing her to scream in pain.
"Why did you flick my forehead!" "I like it. Let's go, let's go have dinner." "Oh!" X2 The two shouted. For adventurers, the best place to solve dinner is the Adventurer's Guild. Cheap, large quantity, lively Many adventurers who enjoy the cheerful atmosphere gathered here, singing and dancing. Xiaolin was no exception. Unlike usual, he did not order the cheapest fried frog legs, but chose expensive beef and exquisite bread, seafood soup and other foods, which was regarded as a welcome for Sato Kazuma and Aqua who had just arrived. The two wolfed down the food and thanked Xiaolin again. After eating and drinking, the three staggered out. Xiaolin supported Aqua who was drunk. Sato Kazuma was still relatively sober, but Aqua had no idea what restraint was, and drank several glasses of bubble wine in succession. Didn't it say that any liquid it touched would turn into pure water? I really don't understand how a goddess of water got drunk, it's too puzzling. "Really, this stupid goddess..." Sato Kazuma looked at Aqua with disgust. He now regretted bringing the goddess to the lower world. If he had known earlier, he would not have been provoked and chosen a powerful plug-in. "Senior Kobayashi, why not let her..." "I'll beat you up if you dare to say it!" "Sorry." Sato Kazuma admitted his mistake at the speed of light. He just thought of pushing the trouble to someone else, and it was Senior Kobayashi, to whom he was extremely grateful. How could this be possible? He was extremely ashamed. In order to ease the awkwardness, Sato Kazuma changed the subject: "Senior Kobayashi, will it cause you trouble if I live with you?" "No, because I live in the stable." "Huh?" "You heard me right, I do live in the stable. It feels like wearing branded clothes, driving luxury cars and eating delicious food, but living in a dilapidated bridge hole.
Sato Kazuma was very curious: "Why?" "Because the money was used to buy magic crystals, 100W Eris." Kobayashi replied. "I see, I understand." Sato Kazuma expressed sympathy. If Aqua hadn't messed up and didn't activate the plug-in, Senior Kobayashi would have become a famous adventurer and reached the peak of his life. But now he can only live in the stable... For Aqua's unreliability, he was worried about the future again. At this time, the drunk Aqua suddenly shouted: "Live in the stable? I don't want to live in the stable! I'm a goddess, a goddess! How can I live in the stable? ! " "Hey! Stupid goddess! Don't be so picky at this time!" Sato Kazuma lectured Aqua, and then secretly observed Kobayashi's expression, afraid that he would get angry and throw the two of them on the road. Kobayashi was thinking seriously after hearing this. The purpose of his frugality was to buy the magic crystal. Now that the plug-in has been successfully activated, why should he still live frugally? Money, spend it when it's necessary! Kobayashi immediately waved his hand: "Okay, we'll stay in a hotel tonight!" "Great! Stay in a hotel! Stay in a hotel!" Aqua shouted drunkenly. Sato Kazuma was a little entangled: "Senior Kobayashi, don't spend money, living in a stable is also good..." He also hated living in a stable, but he couldn't do it shamelessly. He was not some idiot goddess. Kobayashi patted his shoulder and showed his ring to indicate that he didn't need to worry: "It's okay, there's no need to save anymore." "Is that so? Thank you very much, senior. ” Sato Kazuma nodded, accepted the kindness from his senior, and was determined to repay it if he had the chance. However———— "Guest, I am really sorry, our hotel is full and there is only one room left." "Only one room left?" "Yes. But don't worry, since it is a high-end single room, three people can still stay. It's just... two guests need to sleep on the floor." The clerk introduced the room to the three people. "What should I do, Sato-kun?" Kobayashi asked. Sato Kazuma said helplessly: "It's troublesome to carry the burden. There is no way, just live here."
"Since you said so." After obtaining consent, Kobayashi said to the clerk: "Just live here, and please prepare a thicker quilt for me, thank you." "Yes, I understand. " The clerk prepared the formalities quickly. Under the clerk's guidance, we arrived at the guest room. The room was large, but there was only one bed. Xiaolin naturally occupied the only bed. As for Aqua... I can only say that she didn't deserve to sleep on the bed. After a hard day's work, I can finally rest. "Good night, junior." "Good night, senior." Turn off the lights and go to sleep. Have a good night's dream. ...It's impossible. Xiaolin is very excited now. The plug-in he has been waiting for can finally be used. His mind has begun to imagine what kind of vast scenery he will see when he travels through the world, what kind of top strong people he will meet, what kind of powerful skills he will learn, etc. A mess of fantasies appeared in his mind one after another, making him so excited that he couldn't fall asleep. It was not until he tossed and turned in bed for a long time that he fell into a dream. But even so, he was fighting a powerful enemy in his sleep, and the battle was extremely tense. The terrifying God of Invisibility opened his tentacles and tied him tightly like an octopus. I can't breathe, I'm suffocating! ...Wait, suffocating? He opened his eyes from his sleep and found that it was Aqua who pressed his head tightly in his arms like a sloth. "Mmmmm!" He slapped Aqua's arms and back desperately, but she hugged Xiaolin's head even harder after being hit. Except for IQ and luck, Aqua's other attributes are top-notch, and Xiaolin can't get away at his current level! It's so painful! I'm about to suffocate! It should be a great thing to be held in the arms of a beautiful girl with an excellent figure, but Xiaolin felt difficulty breathing, and even his consciousness gradually drifted away. When he opened his eyes again, it was already the next morning. Sato Kazuma and Aqua were standing by the bed, looking at him awkwardly and at a loss. Kobayashi seemed to realize something, but he wisely didn't ask. After all... Being killed by breasts is too embarrassing!
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