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Chapter 96: The Old Woman Is Witty (Please Subscribe)

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Chapter 96: The Old Woman Is Witty (Please Subscribe)

"Xian'er is just following orders. "Tianzun's strategy cannot be understood by Xian'er." Lin Xian'er smiled tenderly, pure and charming, but not enchanting, and more able to arouse people's desire for protection. In the world of great rivers and lakes, Lin Xian'er, who has joined Tianzun, knows how to use her own advantages, and is even more terrifying. "A Fei, I'm leaving, do you want to come with me?" Hearing this, Ah Fei looked left and right at Lin Xian'er and Li Xun Huan, seeming a bit embarrassed. Lin Xian'er smiled softly again: "Didn't you always want to be famous and become the most powerful swordsman? Tianzun can help you achieve your wish. A Fei seemed even more hesitant. Lin Xian'er suddenly changed her face again, into a crying state: "Are you going to leave me on May 1st?" A Fei was at a loss for a moment.

Seeing this, Li Xun Huan couldn't help shaking his head slightly. He has already seen that although Lin Xian'er wants to use Ah Fei, what he said is true. For such a mysterious force who dared to attack Shangguan Jinhong, it could not be easier to help Ah Fei become famous. After all, even a character like Zhao Zhengyi can have a famous name in the world after bragging about each other. What's more, it's A Fei who is not bad at martial arts! It's just that he can't see through the mysterious power of Tianzun and Lin Xian'er. I don't know if it is correct to let Ah Fei follow Lin Xian'er. "A Fei, follow your heart." Li Xunhuan smiled lightly. For Lin Xian'er, he was not at ease. But that Heavenly Venerable must be a talented and bold generation, who can see the potential experience in A Fei's body. "Thank you Li Tanhua, I will definitely take good care of Ah Fei." Lin Xianer smiled sweetly when she heard the words, and directly grabbed A Fei's arm. Then, he suddenly said to those masked humans in a cold voice: "Let's deal with it!" It has to be said that after Lin Xian'er joined Tianzun, she also learned Murong Qiudi's face-changing speed. Seeing this, Li Xun Huan hesitated to speak. "Looking at Li Tanhua's expression, I know that he still wants to save Long Xiaoyun. "Isn't it? You've been tricked like this and you still want to save him?" "Isn't this the proper Virgin Mary?"

"Old women do something!" "That's right, don't let Long Xiaoyun come out and disgust us again!" Dai Xiaosong'er completely ate melons on the sidelines for a long time, knowing all the reasons, now he is extremely disgusted with Long Xiaoyun. Seeing that Li Xun Huan was about to speak, Dai Xiaosong suddenly said: "Li Tanhua, I am ordered by my wife, please see me." Li Xun Huan was stunned for a moment, and said in a broken voice, "Ma'am?" Li Xun Huan, who was always in a life-or-death crisis and never felt nervous, suddenly became nervous at this moment. "Which lady is it?" Dai Xiaosong'er heard the words but smiled slightly: "There is only one lady in Xingyun Manor. Not far from Lengxiang Xiaozhu, there is a bamboo forest, and a small building behind the forest. Inside the building, there is a soft light shining in the bamboo forest. Standing here, faintly visible. Li Xunhuan instinctively raised his eyes to look at the small building, it was the place he often visited ten years ago, and it was also where Lin Shiyin lived. For a moment, the expression on Li Xun Huan's face was extremely exciting. But taking advantage of this gap, the so-called heroes who were poisoned on the ground have all been dealt with by the golden mask man. Tianzun's actions have always been clean and neat. In order to protect her own image, Lin Xian'er can continue to pretend in the arena. Of course, these people cannot stay. Li Xunhuan was finally awakened. But at this time, Long Xiaoyun's throat had been pierced by a dagger. Even if the real immortal came to the world, there is no possibility of him being alive again. "t3..." Li Xun Huan sighed quietly, but in this way, he would not be able to see Lin Shiyin even more. Li Xun Huan said to Dai Xiaosong: "Please also tell Madam, the past is over, it is better not to see each other." Dai Xiaosong has also learned to be smart: "Sorry, Li Tanhua, I am no longer a maid." quit? Li Xunhuan was dumbfounded. It seems to have thought of, what, and took out a piece of silver from his bosom..0 But Dai Xiaosong directly took out a gold ingot with his backhand. "Li Tanhua, you are thinking too much. I am not short of money, but I just think that being a maid has no future!"

"So Li Tanhua, you'd better go and tell Mrs. Shiyin yourself." This time, Li Xun Huan was completely dumbfounded. Even Lin Xian'er and A Fei were a little dumbfounded. Is... all the maids in Xingyun Village so rich? In the live broadcast room, the water friends are already calling crazy for the wit of Dai Xiaosong. [The old lady sent out a super rocket] [The old woman gave away the Ferris wheel x10 in a good way] [The old woman 6666 sent a super rocket] "6, I didn't expect old women to be so witty!" "This Li Tanhua is really a bit of a saint, it seems that she really wanted to save Long Xiaoyun just now!" "Fortunately, the old woman is smart enough. Li Xun Huan was distracted by one sentence, and he has recovered!" "It's not the credit of our Xian'er wife, that's called a neat and tidy one!" "Sure enough, all the Karma people of Tianzun don't blink!" "Why does it feel like this Li Xunhuan has Xie Xiaofeng's weak personality too!" "That's right, I ran outside the customs alone, and now I dare not see Lin Shiyin, I'm really speechless!" "Fortunately, the old woman's IQ is on the line today!" "Quit hahaha, Li Xun Huan is stunned!" "I still want to bribe the old woman with money, and take out a bigger one!" "Let's not talk about Li Tanhua, Xian'er's wife is also dumbfounded. A maid in Xingyun Village can easily pull out an ingot of gold!" "One thing to say, the girl in Tu is doing really well today!" Seeing the popularity in the live broadcast room soaring all the way, Dai Xiaosong was also a little excited. However, she has not forgotten her purpose. Joining Tianzun, it is best to be able to follow Lin Xian'er. In this way, relying on a group of LSPs watching Lin Xianer, her popularity in the live broadcast room cannot be lowered any more! "Sister Xian'er, I want to hang out with you, give me a chance?"

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