Chapter 133 The Plague Mature people don’t ask about the past.
Smart people don’t ask about the present.
An open-minded person does not ask about the future.
So don’t keep asking me what to do.
If I knew, why would I tell you the above three sentences? ——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 380-[-] of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang "Well, that's probably it."
After Zhang Mo finished giving instructions, Yang Shuo respectfully took a pen and paper and memorized everything, nodding along from time to time.
Look, look.
This is what the Great Elder looks like.
He knows how to handle things and understands the rules. He can complete the tasks assigned by the master immediately.
If there are difficulties, we must overcome them, and if there are no difficulties, we must overcome them.
In comparison, neither Lao Gou nor Lao Li are scum.
The more Zhang Mo thought about it, the angrier he became, so he simply asked Yang Shuo to call Lao Li.
He wanted to scold him harshly to satisfy his craving.
Not long after, Lao Li came running over.
Before Zhang Mo could reprimand him first, Lao Li himself shouted: "The sect leader is in trouble!"
Zhang Mo's face suddenly fell, he stared at him and said, "I'm very good. As long as you don't curse me, I can do better."
Old Li waved his hands repeatedly and said: "Sect Master, I didn't say you were bad. It was the people below who were bad."
Zhang Mo said helplessly: "It's almost the end of the year. What trouble have they caused again? Did they start fighting again to rob a thief? I have already said that I want to arrest people alive and go to other counties." If the faults cannot be corrected, chop them up first and use them as medicine starters."
Lao Li quickly replied: "No, no. Master, it's not a fight. It's a plague, a plague!"
"WTF?"
Zhang Mo's eyebrows almost stood up immediately.
Yang Shuo next to him also looked at Lao Li with a strange expression.
"If I ask you to make a plague, you will really make a plague. Do you understand the metaphor, you idiot. Do you understand the metaphor?"
Yang Shuo's lips were moving, he really wanted to curse.
But at this time, in order to help Lao Li complete his plan to lure the snake out of its hole, he really couldn't say anything.
Oops, it turns out that the one who takes advantage of others is short-handed and the one who eats others is short-sighted.
Damn Lao Li, this is so deceptive! At this time, Lao Li was still concentrating on his performance.
"Chicken plague, it's chicken plague. It's so severe that many of our people have been infected."
Zhang Mo was even more confused when he heard this.
"A demon cultivator is also afraid of the plague? Those people all want to sleep with the dead. Last time I saw a guy who specialized in cultivating corpse poison and injected poison into himself every day. The more poisonous he was, the better he felt. He hugged him all day long. Kissing with a dead body, I don’t know how disgusting it is.”
Lao Li immediately replied: "A minority, these people are a minority after all, Sect Master."
Zhang Mo said: "Really? I saw they had a circle of people waiting in line to kiss."
Lao Li felt that he couldn't make it up anymore. It was indeed outrageous that the Demonic Cultivator was afraid of the plague.
Fortunately, there was Yang Shuo beside him, who immediately said: "Sect Master, maybe this plague is a little special."
Lao Li immediately nodded and said: "Special, indeed special."
Zhang Mo still didn't believe it, so he stood up and said, "Take me to have a look. Don't wait until the whole county is really infected. Lead the way!"
When Lao Li saw that the sect master really wanted to go see him, sweat started to fall from his forehead.
But there was nothing he could do, and he didn't dare to tell the truth.
It's okay to deceive the sect leader with a trivial he dares to say that he plans to use the sect leader as bait, I am afraid that he will never be able to keep his position as elder.
Walking quickly outside, Lao Li took Zhang Mo to the southwest courtyard of the county governor's mansion.
It turned out that this place was where the servants lived, and now it is also where the demon cultivators responsible for defense live.
As soon as he reached the door, Lao Li stopped Zhang Mo and said: "Sect Master, it's better not to go in, be careful of the plague. Also, please put this on, Sect Master!"
Lao Li took out the curtain hat he had prepared a long time ago. It was a bit like a bamboo hat, with a veil underneath to cover his face.
This thing is to prevent the plague and cover the mouth and Mo glanced at it for a few times, didn't say anything, and slowly put it on.
"How can we see it if we don't go in?"
Zhang Mo asked.
Lao Li said: "I pulled out those patients, and you can tell at a glance." "Can they still be pulled out? They are not serious."
Zhang Mo looked puzzled.
Lao Li quickly rushed in and called people: "You guys, hurry up, plague, plague!"
Of course, people are specially prepared in advance, when it comes to , several people started acting.
"Oh, I'm so sick!"
"Oh mother, I'm going to die!"
As they spoke, several people crawled out, shouted louder than normal people, and then began to perform various weird postures, wishing they could turn themselves into a ball.
"Uh, what are they doing?"
Zhang Mo said that the scene in front of him was difficult to had seen plague before, but this didn't really look like it. It was more like convulsions.
Lao Li didn't look right, and whispered again and again: "What are you acting? Chicken plague, do you understand chicken plague?"
Several demon cultivators suddenly showed expressions of enlightenment.
"Chicken plague, right?"
"Oh, elder, you should have told me earlier!"
Then they started performing with confidence.
"Crack! Crack! Crack!"
"Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!"
Some were flapping their wings, some were shouting at the sun, and some were running around in circles.
Lao Li was completely speechless, and Zhang Mo was also completely confused.
"This isn't chicken plague, it's mental illness. It needs to be treated!"
Yang Shuo wiped his sweat beside him and said repeatedly: "It must be cured, it must be cured. Master, please don't look at it. Be careful of the infection, Lao Li and I will take care of it. Don't worry, it will never affect the banquet, and it will never affect the county." City. I guarantee it with my head."
"Really? Then take care of it. I don't want to see these chickens at the banquet, no, they are people!"
Zhang Mo turned around and left with a strange look on his face.
Yang Shuo secretly showed his middle finger to Lao Li.
Go to hell you!
What a bad thing you did! Lao Li watched the sect leader and Yang Shuo leave, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
Anyway, it seems like it got through.
so far so good.
The sect leader didn’t know whether he could see it or , the sect leader didn't expose them on the spot. Even if he saw through them, he probably wouldn't be too lazy to say anything.
Everything continues, the first purpose is to let the sect leader wear a curtain hat so that he can be a substitute.
The second purpose is to spread the news about the plague, so that he and Yang Shuo can leave a hole for those who want to assassinate the sect leader.
It was impossible to do everything perfectly, so he could only do his best.
As long as the news of the plague spreads from the Sheriff's Mansion, he is certain that the other party will take the bait.
Okay, the most critical level has finally been passed, as long as the sect leader didn't go crazy.
Staring at the "few chickens" in front of him again, Lao Li said loudly: "Okay, you guys are a bunch of idiots. It's really ruining my eight lives to ask you to act. Get out of here and spread the news for me. I want the whole county." The city knows that there is a plague in the governor's mansion and its defense capabilities are greatly reduced, hurry!"
"Yes, elder!"
Lao Li left angrily.
The "several chickens" looked at each other, and then started blaming each other.
"It's just that your acting was bad. What did you call me? You just missed laying an egg!"
"You're acting well, why don't you take off?"
"Why are you pushing me?"
"What are you doing?"
"What are you doing!!"
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(End of this chapter)