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Chapter 133: Page 133

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Chapter 133: Page 133

So, Sakura tried to play some simple tunes, and after getting familiar with them for a while, she played the melodies she had memorized. ???~ Gently and tenderly, like a slowly blooming cherry blossom. In the distance, Eden was leaning against the fence, staring at the glowing boat, and could faintly hear Sakura's unskilled melody and singing. “…So beautiful~” Eden smiled and praised softly. Chapter 5107: Time Enough for You to Love () "Hmm~? Hmm~?" It was the relaxed and cheerful humming of Xiwang and Yiden. In the lakeside cabin that belonged to the two of them, they prepared the things they would need later, and occasionally took a small snack from the table beside them and stuffed it into their mouths... This is a special snack belonging to this tourist town. It looks a bit like a small biscuit with cream and special jam on it. The unique sweetness is mixed with a hint of saltiness. The wonderful taste lingers on the tip of the tongue, making people linger.

Hmm? If you ask what they are preparing, then of course it is a barbecue. This is an activity that you must try when you come to the lake. Although this kind of activity is generally more lively the more people there are, but occasionally just two people together...it's a different kind of fun, isn't it? Skillfully light the charcoal fire, place the skewers on the iron rack amid laughter, brush them with sauce and oil, listen to the sound of hot oil dripping onto the charcoal fire, the smoke wafts away, bringing with it an enticing aroma, and the secretion of saliva, which makes people swallow from time to time to relieve the greed that is constantly aroused. Even though I know that eating too much barbecue will most likely affect my singing, every time I sit in front of the grill and smell that unique aroma, I can't help but stop. My mind is filled with thoughts like "It's okay to eat a little, right?" By the time I realize it, I'm already eating the skewers. I can only blame myself for being "unmotivated" a few seconds ago, leaving worries and regrets to myself a few seconds later. Just like Eden now... "That's it... If you get fat, you have to take responsibility, Xiwang." Eden complained while trying to maintain her elegant eating posture as much as possible, but while she was saying this, she was eating the skewers with a happy look on her face, and then she fell into distress a few seconds after finishing eating. "Eden won't get fat~ How can a beautiful girl get fat?" "Xiwang...what have you read on the Internet..." "Hmm? Isn't that right?" "It's going to be hard to keep in shape... Take responsibility, damn it." "Then I won't give it to you?" "Never!" Eden puffed up his cheeks a little and spoke angrily. "Mine, everything is mine..." "If you eat all of it, you'll really get fat... If Miss Fidel finds out, you'll be told off, right?" "I can control it myself, and when Miss Fidel asks me, I will say it was all your fault." “That’s really too much…” Xi Wang smiled helplessly, but did not object.

After enjoying the delicious meal, the two of them sat quietly on their respective recliners, watching the stars in the sky and listening to the sound of the charcoal fire gradually going out. "Humph~?" Eden smiled with contentment and hummed a beautiful melody. At the same time, Xiwang was holding the terminal, seemingly processing something. "Eden, do you want some toasted marshmallows? They're still warm enough, eh?" Xi Wang looked at the terminal and suddenly suggested. "Hmm? Why did you suddenly think of this?" “Are there any fans who recommend it to us?” As he spoke, Xi Wang showed the terminal screen in his hand to Eden. ■■ November 24, 21:34 Xiwang posted a dynamic: I went out to play, and just finished a barbecue~ [Pictures of Eden waiting for food], [Pictures of Xiwang barbecue], [Pictures of lake view], [Pictures of starry night]... 11141115114: The travel blogger has updated again ~ Why did he transform into a food blogger this time? Account not cancelled: Is the blogger so versatile? Why does it feel like he knows everything... Gorgeous flying flowers: Wow~ Did the blogger go here? I've been there before! It's a very beautiful place! And there's a delicious snack! COOL: I want to go and eat...By the way, roasted marshmallows are delicious. Bloggers can try it. I tried it on my girlfriend and she liked it. All the good names have been taken: Add one to the above, marshmallows are delicious, roasted marshmallows are even more delicious! And there is actually no need to add the last sentence, it is too boastful... The bad name is gone: I recommend eating it with biscuits, and you can also add a piece of dark chocolate. I'm so cute! I know you have a girlfriend, so you don't need to show off! It hurts to see the blogger showing off, and I don't want to be hit again in the comment section! Lelelele: The two upstairs should just form a couple. Drink more hot water to nourish your health and stomach: Bloggers only need to eat a moderate amount. Too much can easily cause getting angry. If necessary, I can recommend several methods of clearing heat and moistening the throat... However, I am not well-educated, so if any experts are welcome to correct me. Magic tour preparations in progress! :111, blogger, where are my songs? Aren't you a singer? Why are you so idle? [laughs] Ahaha! : Trash blogger, where is the singing you promised?! Unfollowed! Human nature: Trash blogger, where is the singing you promised?! Unfollowed! The essence of this type of blogger: Trash blogger, where is the singing you promised?! I have unfollowed you! ………… "Xiwang, your fans are urging you, aren't you going to respond?" Eden asked with amusement, looking at the subsequent series of repeated comments. "I will satisfy them later. Oh...really, don't rush me. I'm writing new songs." Xi Wang said this quite helplessly, and then as if worried that Eden would tease him about this again, he quickly changed the subject. "Would you like to try it? I really want to give it a try..."

"I know you like sweets... really... If I really gain weight, you really have to take responsibility for me." "It's okay, I'll take care of you." "It really makes me feel at ease, hehe..." Eden smiled happily, and then went back to the cabin with Xiwang, and actually found marshmallows among a pile of prepared food. This time, Eden also wanted to try it himself... Mainly because Xiwang had been grilling it just now, and Eden felt a little embarrassed. Now was the perfect time to return the favor~ Seeing Eden's serious look, Xiwang also smiled happily. At the same time, he moved closer and took a photo with Eden. ■■ November 24, 21:40 Xiwang posted a status: Thanks for the recommendation~ Eden is trying it~ [Photo with Eden] (Also don’t rush me, I’m writing a new song, really writing it) Ahaha!: I wrote it again, referring to [New Folder]. Don't look down on the figures! : Thank you, I'm so impressed, I respect them to death... For business, please leave a message directly: 111. Does the blogger accept business orders? I have several copies here. Dark Night★Hero:…… Gorgeous Flying Flowers: The two of them are such a perfect match~ So enviable... Lelelele: It’s a pity that the blogger is a blockhead. There has been no official news between the two for such a long time. Passionate: No movement at all... Is this a stone? The name is not good at all! : My evaluation is that the blogger is harder than a rock. Eden has hinted at it on many programs before, but the blogger has not made any move. I am Qin Shi Huang: I give the blogger the name "Diamond" to highlight the blogger's stupidity. My dear ministers, please go away. Dinner is ready! : Your Majesty is wise, why don't I thank you for the name? [Funny] Yunshangyun: Maybe they are being affectionate with each other in a place where we can't see? After all, these two people are so close... Ling Ling Mio Lingling: Since we didn’t see it, let’s just pretend it didn’t happen. Human nature: just treat everything as nothing! The essence of the category: treat it as nothing! The three laws of humanity: Damn it, don’t just repeat the last few words on that repeater in front of you! ………… "You're laughing so happily~ Did something interesting happen?" Eden looked over with some curiosity and handed a string of roasted marshmallows to Xiwang. "Because I saw a very interesting fan who made a very interesting comment." Xiwang spoke with a smile as he took the string of roasted marshmallows, opened his mouth, and bit the slightly burnt skin.

The crispy skin makes a crisp sound when you bite it, and the inside is soft and tastes very similar to ice cream. Of course, the focus is on the sweetness of marshmallow. Because of the different tastes inside and outside, it also brings different feelings... The only problem is that you may get sick of it if you eat too much. After all, it is sugar. No wonder others say that it will taste better if added with dark chocolate and biscuits, which can slightly neutralize the taste. It’s just the calories… Never mind! As long as it tastes good, that’s all! "It's delicious, Eden, have you tried it?" "Hmm? What are you talking about?" Hearing Eden's somewhat muffled voice, Xiwang looked up and found that Eden was still biting a piece of roasted marshmallow in her mouth... From the look of her, it was obvious that she also liked this way of eating. "It's delicious... but I feel like the calories will explode if I eat more... I have to adjust my plans later~" Although he said so, Eden continued to string new marshmallows on the string without hesitation, and roasted them with the residual heat of the charcoal fire... He didn't know if it was because the sugar brought a sense of pleasure to the brain, but Eden always felt that he seemed to like the act of roasting marshmallows. "But...Xiwang, what was that interesting comment you just mentioned?" "Do you want me to read it to you? Or do you want to read it yourself?" "So mysterious?" Yiden raised her eyebrows and looked at him curiously, while Xiwang turned the screen of the terminal and pointed at a few comments with his hand. ■■ November 24, 21:42 Ahaha! : Have you tried roasted marshmallows? Tell me what you think. I haven't tried it yet, so let me talk about it... I heard that marshmallows have a soft texture, just like a girl's mouth. I wonder what it will be like after being roasted? Lelelele: Extracting keywords... marshmallow, girl's mouth... blogger, why don't you act quickly? ! All the good names have been taken: @COOL, why don’t you share some experience? COOL: I haven’t reached that stage yet… The bad name is gone: You are so bad, it seems that you are no different from the blogger, your progress is so slow, you are both stupid. I am Qin Shi Huang: I give you the name "Ice Cube" to highlight your similarities with the blogger. My dear ministers, please go away. Dinner is ready! : Your Majesty is very diligent today~ [Funny] Magic tour is being prepared! : So why don't you let the blogger try it on the spot? Try the "marshmallow" [funny] Don't look down on figures! : Okay, okay, this one is good! Ahaha! : Blogger, why don’t you act faster? ! Gorgeous flying flowers: Blogger, why don’t you act quickly? ! 11141115114: Why do I feel like you guys are just watching the fun and not minding the trouble... Oh, me too, that's fine... Blogger, why don't you act quickly? ! Human Nature: Blogger, why don’t you act faster? ! The essence of the category: Bloggers, why don’t you act quickly? ! Yunshangyun: @Entering the essence of the species, are you so obedient? …………

"Haha...it's indeed a very interesting topic." Eden narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Xiwang with a smile. "So... do you want to try it?" Intentionally or unintentionally, Eden withdrew his hand slightly, and his jade-like fingertips lightly touched the corner of his mouth, and then slowly wiped his lips. When he left, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and finally he lightly supported his face with the back of his fingers, as if hinting at something. "Okay." Xi Wang naturally nodded in agreement... Why would he refuse? Right?

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