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Tianjin people will never lose SAN
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Tianjin people will never lose SAN

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Author: 窗边蜘蛛
You have your indescribable things, and I have my own ways of talking, learning, joking and singing.In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and foreign gods, ordinary people will become distorted and crazy once they come into contact with the ancient knowledge.Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk artist from Tianjin, traveled through time and space. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, picking up the clapperboard at hand and muttering something."With such a beating from the bamboo board, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how badass Cthulhu is.""What is the Deep One? Which one is Migo? He comes from the abyss, how terrifying, just listen to his nonsense!""Yellow King Hastur, you have quite a few followers, growing claws and tentacles, are you trying to block me at the door?""If you let him in, I really won't hide. Just go ahead with the summoning ceremony. I won't indulge him!"You want me to lose my SAN? Practice for a few hundred million more years.There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment. Novel keywords: Tianjin People Never Lose SAN without pop-up window, Tianjin People Never Lose SAN txt full download, Tianjin People Never Lose SAN latest chapter reading
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You have your indescribable things, and I have my own ways of talking, learning, joking and singing.In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and foreign gods, ordinary people will become distorted and crazy once they come into contact with the ancient knowledge.Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk artist from Tianjin, traveled through time and space. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, picking up the clapperboard at hand and muttering something."With such a beating from the bamboo board, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how badass Cthulhu is.""What is the Deep One? Which one is Migo? He comes from the abyss, how terrifying, just listen to his nonsense!""Yellow King Hastur, you have quite a few followers, growing claws and tentacles, are you trying to block me at the door?""If you let him in, I really won't hide. Just go ahead with the summoning ceremony. I won't indulge him!"You want me to lose my SAN? Practice for a few hundred million more years.There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment. Novel keywords: Tianjin People Never Lose SAN without pop-up window, Tianjin People Never Lose SAN txt full download, Tianjin People Never Lose SAN latest chapter reading

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