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Chapter 55: Fraudster, Jiang Bai

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Chapter 55: Fraudster, Jiang Bai

[Bedtime rules] [1. There should be no books on the desk] [2. There should be no garbage in the trash can] [3. Turn off the lights at in the evening and get up at in the morning. Students must enter the dormitory before and leave before in the morning] [4. After turning off the lights and taking a break, students are not allowed to leave their dormitories] [5. Bed check twice every night, once at minutes and once at random after 22:00. During the bed check, there should be no clothes on the clothes drying pole and no one on the bed] [6. Running wild and making noise in the dormitory building is not allowed. Violators will be punished by standing for 30 minutes to 2 hours depending on the situation] 【7. Falling in love is not allowed】 【8.....】 Looking at the dormitory rules in the envelope, Jiang Bai had a complicated expression and was hard to explain.

In general, this is an ordinary and ordinary dormitory rule! At least, this rule was really common 1,200 years ago, when Jiang Bai was studying! Jiang Bai calculated everything, but he didn't realize that the rules in the secret tomb turned out to be dormitory rules from a thousand years ago! This Jiang Bai is so familiar! Of course, from the perspective of people 1,200 years later, this rule is extremely weird! Can't there be a book on the desk? Where should the book be placed? What should the desk be used for? Why can't we put garbage in the trash can? Why are trash cans called trash cans if they don’t contain garbage? During bedtime check, no one should be allowed in the bed, but you must go to bed after turning off the lights... These rules are self-contradictory, both literally and logically! It is precisely because of this that when people 1,200 years later face the rules of the Silver Sand Secret Tomb, they can't figure out who made these rules out of what mentality. They don’t understand, Jiang Bai understands! He collected the envelope and strode into the dormitory building. The lights in the lobby on the first floor were not turned on, so Jiang Bai walked to the elevator in the dark. Originally, he planned to take the stairs. However, there are time limits mentioned in the rules, and the first to fourth floors are completely dark. If he takes the stairs, Jiang Bai may not be able to make it to the 21:45 bedtime check! If you fail the bed check, you will be punished by standing still. You will be punished by standing in the corridor. If you miss the time to turn off the lights and go to bed, and do not enter the dormitory in time to go to bed, you will be punished by the rules!

The method of punishment according to the rules is simple - obliteration. This is the most terrifying place in Yinsha Secret Tomb! That's right, kill it directly! Weird and self-contradictory rules, and the setting that once the line is crossed, it will be forcibly wiped out, the combination of the two becomes everyone's nightmare! According to the rules, taking the elevator is safe. At least the first day was safe. Jiang Bai decided to believe in the rules for once. He went up the stairs. ... 21:29. "This is it." Jiang Bai looked at the dormitory house number - 606, and opened the door. There are already three people in the dormitory, occupying three beds respectively. They are standing in the dormitory now, nervously waiting for bed check. Only by surviving bedtime can you go to bed smoothly and avoid being wiped out. "I'll go, what's going on!" As soon as Jiang Bai entered the dormitory, he started shouting. "Why is there so much garbage on my table?" The bed in the dormitory is a university style with a bed and a table. At this moment, the area belonging to Jiang Bai is full of garbage. It is everywhere on the floor, on the table, in the trash can, and on the bed! Not only that, his desk is also full of books! Other people's desks, trash cans, floors...are all clean without any debris, perfectly in compliance with the rules! Obviously, they threw their own garbage and books at Jiang Bai's side! "Are you Jiang Bai?" There was a person standing diagonally across the corner, staring at Jiang Bai with an unkind expression. "The dormitory was like this when we came here." After saying that, he folded his arms and stood leaning against the wall, looking like he was laughing at Jiang Bai's joke. Jiang Bai glanced at the name posted beside his bed - Yi Xun. Yi Jin's nephew, a high-level superpower, no wonder he couldn't deal with him. Jiang Bai frowned, unable to do anything.

"This is going to kill me!" There is so much rubbish and so many books. Have you finished cleaning it before bedtime? Someone across from Yi Xun spoke, "Come to play like this, did you come up by taking the stairs? Haha, those stairs are not easy to walk. Otherwise, why do you think the first to fourth floors are all dark?" Obviously, Jiang Bai took the stairs and they took the elevator, arrived at the dormitory first, and successfully put all the blame on Jiang Bai. If Jiang Bai could be eliminated through rules, it would be the best thing for Yi Xun. However, he believed that this guy named Jiang Bai would never be beaten to death so easily! However, he has been in the Yinsha Secret Tomb for a long time, and he has plenty of opportunities to target Jiang Bai! Tonight's meeting gift is just an appetizer. On the bed opposite Jiang Bai was a pale young man who kindly reminded, "Jiang Bai, we don't have much time. We have to go to bed in 15 minutes. You, hurry up and clean up. Maybe you still have time..." He seemed to want to help Jiang Bai clean up, but due to Yi Xun's threat, he did not dare to directly help Jiang Bai and could only give one or two reminders. These garbage and books are difficult to deal with. The garbage must be thrown into a trash can at the junction of the 5th and 4th floors, and the books must be returned to a lending room on the 6th floor. The two directions are still in opposite directions, and it takes a lot of time to go back and forth! It is obviously impossible for Jiang Bai to clean up the garbage and books in 15 minutes! As for other disposal methods, such as: eating the garbage, throwing it out of the window, hiding it... These methods have all been tested by predecessors, and either cannot be implemented, or they will be fined, deducted points for misconduct, affect the final ranking, and cannot be qualified to enter the next level. Of course, compared to erasure, points deduction is obviously an acceptable result. I just don’t know if Jiang Bai can eat so much garbage in fifteen minutes... Yi Xun stood on the shore and watched Jiang Bai struggle as he was about to drown, as if he were watching a joke. Jiang Bai took a deep breath, seemed to have made up his mind, and whispered, "A dead horse is treated like a living horse!" After saying that, Jiang Bai started busy. He swept away the books on the desk and stuffed them all into the trash can. Then Jiang Bai piled all the garbage on the floor and bed onto the desk. Everyone:? ? ? What are you doing, giving up on yourself? The pale man reminded, "There can't be garbage in the trash can." "This is not trash."

Jiang Bai corrected, "This is the book." Everyone:...... Yi Xun snorted coldly, quite disdainfully. Could it be that the legendary Jiang Bai was such a clever person? Playing tricks with your own life? This Jiang Bai is nothing more than that! It only took Jiang Bai five minutes to finish this time. There are still ten minutes until bedtime. Contrary to everyone's medical attention, Jiang Bai stood directly on the spot, with his hands empty, waiting for the bed check! Yi Xun looked amused, waiting to see a good show. He felt that Jiang Bai's actions would most likely be ineffective. Of course, before Jiang Bai, no one dared to do this. After all, every rule was tested with human life! No one dares to joke with their own lives! Time passed by minute by minute. Soon, 21:45! A cold wind swept outside the 606 dormitory, the dormitory lights flashed three times, and a black shadow stayed at the door for a moment! The black shadow was shrouded in black mist, making it difficult to see clearly, giving people a feeling of extreme danger! The black shadow didn't stay too long. He glanced around and didn't seem to notice anything unusual. He left dormitory 606 directly! Jiang Bai passed the sleep check! The pale man breathed a sigh of relief. Jiang Bai's approach is really effective? ! "Bold and careful! Jiang Bai, you are very good. I admit that I underestimated you before!" Yi Xun, standing opposite Jiang Bai, clapped slowly and asked his doubts at the same time. "But Jiang Bai, there's one thing I don't understand. You just took such a risk, aren't you afraid of overturning?" They threw garbage and books on Jiang Bai's bed and table. Doing so might kill Jiang Bai. In the secret tomb, everyone is in a competitive relationship. It is life and death. It is better to die to Jiang Bai than to die yourself! However, Jiang Bai was quick to act wisely, and with one operation, he turned the dead situation around!

Yi Xun wanted to know what Jiang Bai was thinking. Was he afraid of overturning? Once the car overturns, your life will be lost! Why can Jiang Bai be so calm? Isn't this person afraid of death? Or is Jiang Bai confident that even if he breaks the rules, he will not be wiped out? Either way, Yi Xun wants to know the answer. "Oh, you said this." Jiang Bai casually touched the label on the edge of the bed. Jiang Bai's name was originally written there, but it was erased by him at this moment, revealing his real name - Yi Xun. This bed is not Jiang Bai’s! But easy to train! Jiang Bai said nonchalantly, "This is not my bed. Even if I am punished, it is not me who is being punished. What do I have to be afraid of?" Yi Xun:? ? ? He widened his eyes and growled, "This is impossible!" The three of them rushed to the dormitory immediately, saw their beds clearly, and finished all this before Jiang Bai! How did this bed become your own? ! After completing a fraud, Jiang Bai raised the corners of his mouth slightly, snorted coldly, and said disdainfully, "You don't really think that you are the first to arrive at the dormitory, do you?"

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