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Chapter 33: Two ounces of meat

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Chapter 33: Two ounces of meat

Three questions, three cups of tea, three hundred thousand star coins. "good, very good, excellent!" Yin Chenfei touched his palms and laughed, very satisfied with Jiang Bai's answer. Jiang Bai felt that he was Han Chan. How to interpret this sentence is very subtle! First, Jiang Bai admitted that he had used the codename Hanchan. Secondly, this Han Chan is not the other Han Chan. Jiang Bai is a Han Chan who obeys the rules, but the person who pretended to kill Dr. Cha was very unruly! In other words, if the other party left Han Chan's name behind after killing Dr. Cha, it was either a frame-up or he was an accomplice with Jiang Bai! Now it seems that Yin Chenfei feels that the former is more likely. The two of them had a tacit understanding and did not mention one key thing:

When Dr. Tea died, Jiang Bai reported the crime in the warehouse. The two places were so far apart that it took half an hour to drive! Jiang Bai didn't have time to kill Dr. Cha! After Yin Chenfei asked three questions, he did not leave immediately and still sat in the main seat. "I have already asked questions about spending money. The budget is limited. Now I have a few questions about not spending money. I wonder if Jiang Bai you are willing to answer them." "tell me the story." Jiang Bai picked up the teapot, took out two large paper cups, filled two cups, and handed one to Yin Chenfei. "Try drinking tea like this. This is how people drank in ancient times. Drinking tea in small sips is a heresy. When drinking tea, you should use a teapot!" Yin Chenfei's eyes lit up, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "Seriously?" Although he has a high and powerful position, he is really lacking in historical knowledge, and he is often laughed at by others. Jiang Bai said seriously, "I know a lot about ancient times. Believe me, it's true. There is a proverb in ancient times: 'A jar of tea, a pack of cigarettes, 2,000 words a day' describes the daily life of ancient online writers. A glimpse of it. One spot reveals the whole leopard!” Jiang Bai not only spoke conclusively, but also quoted from other sources, and his words were clear and credible. Yin Chenfei nodded slowly, remembering everything Jiang Bai said in his heart, and he could find an opportunity to show off to others another day. Picking up the paper cup and drinking the tea, Yin Chenfei laughed heartily and said cheerfully, "I'm just saying, this is how you should drink it. You sip it one mouthful at a time. You don't even have enough water to moisturize your lips. How can it taste so strong?" Jiang Bai, who was full of tea art, smiled and said nothing. "They say there are several problems, but they are actually just one." Yin Chenfei put down the paper cup, looked at Jiang Bai, and asked, "Why did you report the goods in that warehouse? Don't tell me, you did it for the 200,000 bonus, and don't mention any rules. You know whether you are a rule-abiding person. To take a step back, even if you abide by the rules, I'm afraid you are not abiding by the rules of my Silver Sand Base! "

Jiang Bai put down the paper cup and his expression became serious. Shan Hongyi felt that the previous three questions were extremely dangerous, but Jiang Bai felt calm and calm. Shan Hongyi couldn't find any answer to this question, but Jiang Bai was extremely solemn. After thinking for a moment, Jiang Bai slowly spoke, “During the Three Kingdoms period, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty and the First Lord of the Shu Han Dynasty once said, “Don’t neglect good deeds because they are small, and don’t do evil because it is small.” To put it simply, reporting the warehouse is a choice that maximizes benefits for me personally and the Silver Sands Base. I get a legal bounty, and the Silver Sands Base seizes a large amount of contraband. It is a true win-win situation. Speaking more broadly, I am trying to change the world in my own way. " change the world? Yin Chenfei didn't expect that Jiang Bai would come up with such a point of view. He immediately asked, "Jiang Bai, I am not praising you. You have talent, potential, and excellent character and methods, but there is only one thing - you have no strength! You are not even an extraordinary person now. In this troubled world, who will listen to your nonsense? Even if you listen, what can you do? Your way, what's your way? Give up these resources to others? joke! " In Yin Chenfei's view, if he were Jiang Bai, he would have swallowed this batch of goods privately. Using this resource to improve his strength as soon as possible is the right way! No matter what ideals or ambitions Jiang Bai has, he can only realize them if he has the strength! Regarding Yin Chenfei's question, Jiang Bai replied unhurriedly, "Some people can feel full after eating half a steamed bun, and some people still feel hungry after eating ten steamed buns. In my opinion, there is no difference between half a steamed bun and ten steamed buns." Yin Chenfei raised his eyebrows and looked at Jiang Bai again. It's getting more and more interesting. Jiang Bai's words are nothing more than two answers. Or, Jiang Bai is one of the best geniuses, and the resources of 100,000 star coins can be worth 1 million star coins in his hands. Ordinary people can only become the first-level transcendent with this money, but Jiang Bai can use it to impact extraordinary! Or, Jiang Bai is the only evildoer in a million! Whether it is 200,000 star coins or 1 million star coins, these resources are just a drop in the bucket and a drop in the ocean to Jiang Bai! No matter which answer, there is great confidence behind it! Yin Chenfei asked another question, "Even if you don't look down on the money, Jiang Bai, let me ask you again, how many people are there in Yinsha Base, and how much are the goods in the entire warehouse worth?" Jiang Bai replied, "There are 2 million people in Silver Sand Base, and the goods in the warehouse are worth 1 million star coins." Yin Chenfei asked,

"After all, the goods you reported are only half a star coin for everyone, which can't buy two taels of meat! What, you want to change the world with only two ounces of meat? " In Yin Chenfei's eyes, Jiang Bai is a talent and an idealist. But this is the end of the world, idealism is often equated with stupidity. In an era where even I have to struggle to survive, ideals can't be eaten, let alone change the world. Listening to Yin Chenfei's question, after a brief silence, Jiang Bai's tone was a little helpless, "At least, two more taels of meat is two more taels. If you eat enough today, you will have the strength to live until tomorrow, right..." Now he can only do this much. Jiang Bai is not only an idealist, but also an optimist. Two taels of meat. Not a small amount. Admittedly, these two taels of meat can't change the world, but it is what Jiang Bai can do at the moment. Think positively... It's hard for people to think positively in this fucked up world, even so, Jiang Bai is still trying to think positively. At least, eating meat makes people happy. Until this moment, Yin Chenfei understood what it meant to "do not do good deeds for small things". "I understand." Yin Chenfei nodded, "Fly legs are also meat, and two taels of meat are also worth two taels of meat!" Jiang Bai:...Brother, this sentence is not used in this way... Resisting the desire to correct the other party, Jiang Bai responded sullenly. Yin Chenfei stood up and walked out of the store without looking back, and did not forget to order, "No need to send it off." Shan Hongyi looked at the man's back as he left, and waited until the man left completely before pretending to be mature and said, "The governor's brother, a talent." Jiang Bai gave her a chestnut. "Not a brother." Jiang Bai yawned and said lazily, "He is the governor."

Shan Hongyi: ? ? ? There are big doubts in the little head. Shan Hongyi believes that Jiang Bai also saw Yin Chenfei for the first time. Shan Hongyi can't see any clues, but Jiang Bai can see it? It doesn't make sense! Even so, Shan Hongyi chose to believe Jiang Bai's judgment at the first time and did not raise any questions. She asked curiously, "Why did he pretend to be the deputy governor?" Jiang Bai casually threw an energy fruit into his mouth, chicken flavor, crispy, "The governor and the deputy governor are twin brothers. He said he was the deputy governor, so the one who visited me today was the deputy governor. Our conversation was spread out, and it was just the deputy governor who visited me and tried to win me over, which had nothing to do with the governor." The governor also had to cover up his whereabouts when doing things? The water in the Silver Sand Base is very deep... Shan Hongyi couldn't help asking, "Brother Jiang Bai, how did you know that he was actually the governor?" Good question. Jiang Bai closed his eyes, took a few deep breaths, slowly opened his eyes, and whispered, "In the Silver Sand Base, there is only one person who I can't kill with three shots." What a crazy tone! Curious baby Shan Hongyi pursed her lips, and asked, "What if there are two?" Hongyi, I love to lift the bar the most! Jiang Bai knocked her head casually, "If there are two, we should move." Shan Hongyi:...... If the enemy is too strong, don't be afraid, just run away! Shan Hongyi gave Jiang Bai a thumbs up. Yes, this is very Jiang Bai! ... Governor's Mansion. In the living room, on the huge chair placed in the middle, sat a slightly fat body, who was the one who came to visit today and called himself Yin Chenfei. He was still the pampered middle-aged fat man, but when he sat on this chair, an indescribable temperament arose spontaneously, and even a little closer made people feel suffocated.

He seemed to be the only master between heaven and earth, holding life and death in his hands, and all things were submissive to his feet. After returning from the trading market, the governor has been sitting like this, closing his eyes and thinking. No one dared to approach, let alone disturb his thoughts. After an unknown amount of time, the Governor opened his eyes, and the terrifying aura surged into his body like a receding tide. A majestic voice sounded in the reception room. "Come here, listen to my orders." After a while, several orders came out from the Governor's Mansion: "Convey the Governor's Order! From now on, the Defense Agency's salary will double! The casualty compensation will double! The agency's merit exchange resources will enjoy a 20% discount!" "Convey the Governor's Order! From now on, the Defense Agency will add 23 patrol routes to handle major and minor incidents in the Silver Sand Base! Those who are unwilling to serve can withdraw from the Defense Agency within three days, and they will not be allowed to wait after the time limit! Those who disobey orders will be beheaded! Those who neglect their duties will be beheaded! Those who desert in battle will be beheaded!" "Convey the Governor's Order! From now on, a special training camp for superpowers will be added. Those who have made contributions can enter, those who are willing to serve the Defense Agency can enter, and those with extraordinary talents can enter!" "Convey the Governor's Order! From now on, a security fee will be set up, and civilians will be exempted..." "......" Every order shook the Silver Sand Base, like one earthquake after another! This is the Governor's Order. As long as he is still the Governor for one day, the Silver Sand Base must surrender to him! Every order will be executed unconditionally. In addition to the endless shock, people are more curious about another thing - the last order, which seems particularly strange: "Send the Governor's order! Tomorrow, every household in the Silver Sand Base will be given two taels of meat!"

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