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Chapter 305: Embarrassing Stuff (fourth update)

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Chapter 305: Embarrassing Stuff (fourth update)

Jiang Bai chose one at random, and actually chose [Evil Ghost]. If it was a simple competition of evil spirits, Jiang Bai would certainly not be afraid. But the most difficult thing about [Evil Ghost] is that after sublimation, it can summon the souls of the dead! All the beings who died in Jiang Bai's hands will be summoned one by one to become enemies of Jiang Bai. Fighting alone, Jiang Bai is stronger than them. But you can't stand up to the other party's group fight! The most troublesome thing is that golden cicada... The false god in charge of [Evil Ghost] did not attack Jiang Bai immediately, but focused all his attention on the golden cicada's shadow. "The legend is true..." He murmured,

"That golden cicada really does exist. As long as you eat it, you can break through the last step and evolve your abilities into an existence above the sequence..." Jiang Bai sneered at the false god's illiterate speech. "What you summoned is just a shadow. I have already killed it. What's the use?" The false god gave Jiang Bai a cold look, "The ultimate sublimation of [Evil Ghost] can completely resurrect an evil ghost..." Before he finished speaking, the space in front of him began to shatter, countless cicadas chirped in his ears, and the peach tree behind Jiang Bai swayed, strangling everything in front of him! Looking at Jiang Bai's movements, the false god was extremely indifferent and even wanted to laugh. "Anxious." ... On the battlefield, in a corner where no one was paying attention, a figure appeared on the edge of the battlefield and came to half the head. "It's really embarrassing... a shameful thing." This man's figure and temperament are exactly the same as Sa Xiaoliu's. The only difference is that they both have only half a face, which is indeed a different half face. One person is the left half, and one person is the right half. Back then, Sa Xiaoliu had made great contributions by killing his predecessor, Ksitigarbha at Qinhan Pass, and catching the undercover agent. Emperor Kongtian has clear rewards and punishments, and promised Sa Xiaoliu that he could ask for any reward he wanted. As for whether to agree or not, Emperor Kong Tian decides for himself. Sa Xiaoliu first proposed to send himself to the outer world and let himself fend for himself. He couldn't stay in this world for a second. Emperor Kongtian agreed to Sa Xiaoliu's rude request, but he could only send it in batches.

Give it away once a year, give it away for a hundred years, and ensure that Sa Xiaoliu is given away completely. Sa Xiaoliu declined Emperor Kongtian's kindness and made another request. He wanted his mirror ghost to serve as Ksitigarbha, while he himself entered the mirror world and slowly practiced. The First Ksitigarbha would have refused such a ridiculous request. Emperor Kong Tian agreed. Emperor Kongtian's meaning is very simple, no matter who it is, whether it is a mirror ghost or the original body, one should stay in the mirror world and stop making trouble in the outside world, while the other should hide in peace. Sa Xiaoliu in the Mirror World, after leaving the Mirror World, must find a Ksitigarbha vacancy to fill as soon as possible. A strong person with [Earth Transformation] must become Ksitigarbha. This is the bottom line of Emperor Kongtian. The First Ksitigarbha thought so too. Therefore, in the past twelve years, it was not Sa Xiaoliu who served as the Ksitigarbha at Qinhan Pass, but his mirror ghost! One drawback of the Mirror Ghost is that over time, the face will gradually blur and melt, moving closer to the Faceless Ghost. Twelve years ago, in order to let the Mirror Ghost hide in a safe place, Sa Xiaoliu cut off his own face and gave it to the Mirror Ghost. He didn't know how long it would take for the Mirror World to open. It might be ten years, it might be a hundred years, or it might never be opened. Sa Xiaoliu is gambling. He would rather hide in the mirror world than live under the fear of the sky! The real Sa Xiaoliu, with his bloody appearance, hid in the Mirror World for more than ten years. Finally, when the Mirror World opened, he took the opportunity to leave and get back half of his face from the Mirror Ghost. The two parties even reached an agreement. Mirror Ghost used half of his face in exchange for Sa Xiaoliu to bear the earth changes for him, in exchange for a glimmer of hope. Sa Xiaoliu knew that someone wanted to kill Ksitigarbha at Qinhan Pass, because this Ksitigarbha was a mirror ghost from the beginning! Bi Deng also said it clearly when he gave the order, to kill the demon Jizo. If a normal Ksitigarbha is killed for no reason, the First Ksitigarbha will not let it go. But the mirror ghost is different! The local hiding of the Mirror Ghost was itself something that Emperor Kongtian promised to Sa Xiaoliu. The first Ksitigarbha wanted to refuse, but in front of him was an example of Emperor Kongtian’s exhaustive plan. On the appointment of Ksitigarbha at Qinhan Pass, he finally listened to Kongtian. The advice of the Emperor of Heaven. Killing the Mirror Ghost, the First Ksitigarbha will not refuse. But after the death of Mirror Ghost, who will serve as the Ksitigarbha of the Qin-Han Pass? The death of a Ksitigarbha is not terrible. What is terrible is that after his death, there is no successor! Just like Jiang Bai said, it is easy to kill but difficult to dismember the body, easy to kill Ksitigarbha, but difficult to hide locally. Originally, the First Ksitigarbha should be worried about this matter, but the First Ksitigarbha remained silent, and Biden seemed to have deliberately ignored the matter. After solving the Qinhan Pass Ksitigarbha, Zhang Taiping tried to accommodate Moon Cake and become the next Qinhan Pass Ksitigarbha, but he was never recognized.

It wasn't until the real Sa Xiaoliu appeared that everything suddenly became clear. The next Qinhan Pass Ksitigarbha has been decided for a long time. Such a crazy plan could only be thought up and executed by Sa Xiaoliu, a born pervert. What’s even crazier is that all of this is done with the tacit approval of Emperor Kong Tian! Could it be...that he had already reached the situation he is in today? ! Sa Xiaoliu looked down at the Mirror Ghost and said disdainfully, "I helped you withstand the earthquake, but as a result, you couldn't even kill a non-extraordinary waste. It's really embarrassing..." Faced with the cynicism of the main body, Mirror Ghost looked at Sa Xiaoliu indifferently and said disdainfully, "I feel ashamed to say it, but I have been a Ksitigarbha at Qinhan Pass for twelve years. Can you do that?" The situation is becoming more and more tense. It is difficult to say whether the fifth mysterious tide will be twelve years away. It is absolutely impossible for Sa Xiaoliu to be Ksitigarbha for twelve years. Mirror Ghost, win! "It really doesn't work." Sa Xiaoliu sneered, "I have been standing still for twelve years. I am ashamed to death. Where do you have the nerve to say this?" "Oh, I remembered the face I gave you." With that said, Sa Xiaoliu, who only had half of his face, leaned down and tore off half of Mirror Ghost's face. The bloody half of the face was put back on his face, and it fit perfectly. After getting his face back, Sa Xiaoliu felt that human skin still suited him. Under this sky, having a human face will make people feel safer. Sa Xiaoliu couldn't help but sigh, "I am the Buddha with mercy." If Emperor Kongtian had not agreed to let the Mirror Ghost hide locally, Sa Xiaoliu would have died today. As expected, I have already settled everything! Sa Xiaoliu's admiration for Emperor Kongtian deepened in his heart, and his Buddhist teachings became more and more exquisite. For one day under the sky, he became the most devout follower of our Buddha. As for the dying mirror ghost? Just like used toilet paper, Sa Xiaoliu didn't look at him twice, kicked him to the side, and said disdainfully, "A shameful thing."

... (Insert an explanation of the situation: the Mid-Autumn Festival and the National Day went on and on, and I was not acclimatized back to my hometown. In addition, I stayed up late for a long time to code. This shameful thing like me eventually relapsed into asthma, coughing, and chest tightness. I went to the hospital today, had a blood test, prescribed medicine, and made an appointment for a CT scan, which I have to wait in line for tomorrow night. I feel much better after taking the medicine and I feel good now. The general situation is this. Therefore, for the sake of my health, I will not be able to stay up late in the future. There will be no more updates after 12 o'clock. The old thief in the underworld has been completely sealed. If it is not sealed, I will really go to the underworld to report. If the update is not finished on the same day, then you have to get up the next day and continue fighting. I will try my best to find a way to update the update. There is no need to talk too much and make me feel miserable. Adjust your work and rest schedule, get up in the morning to work, and don’t be a lazy dog! Good night, everyone, take care of yourself and stay healthy. )

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