Wizard starting from shoeing donkeys

[Small unit compact drama + funny + exciting + a little thriller + extremely protective] Chen Xuan traveled to the Blue Star world alone. At the beginning, he inherited a dilapidated Taoist temple and awakened the system. If you complete tasks three times a day, you can randomly draw Taoism, skills, cultivation, and magic weapons? He decisively started the live broadcast and displayed mysterious methods to gain fans. "Master, help me. Whenever I think of a girl (including but not limited to novels, anime, etc.) during the day, I will definitely applaud her in my dreams at night. It was very exciting at first, but now I am dying!" Chen Xuan: "How dare you, a bastard, jump in my face during a live broadcast. You are just a spirit medium... You won't let me break it? I will break it right here and show you!" "Master, I used to be number one in the school, but lately... I have a headache and I can't figure out the reason. I'm going crazy!" Chen Xuan: "You have been infected with the wisdom-stealing Gu. Dissolve this talisman into water and drink it. Ask your roommate by the way." Taoist Priest: When my boyfriend and I were doing that, my golden retriever always climbed through the window to peek in. Is that right? [Congratulations on completing the system task] Obtain [Tianshi Talisman] Obtain [100 Years of Taoism] Obtain [Foundation Building Stage Cultivation] Netizen: "Opening the Yin-Yang Eyes from a distance and helping others cast the Golden Light Mantra... is this right?!" Medical College; "Curing mental illness with telekinesis, driving paper cranes to fight in the air... Is this right!?" Uncle Hat: "He flew from the mountain to the bottom of the mountain with a fishing line tied to his body. Taoist priest, you told us that he was hanging by a wire?" Chinese Academy of Sciences; "Rubbing palm bombs in your hands, tying wires around your body, you tell us it's electric shock?" Fans: "Master, if you continue to broadcast your divine power live, the country will really be unable to sit still!!" … Chen Xuan ignored the doubts in the live broadcast room, counted with his fingers and smiled, "Dear believers, our life is going to take off today!

[Unconditional simulation + abstract + funny + decisive killing + all-inclusive + 99% simulation content + reasonable plot + no death in vain] Lin Bai traveled to the world of cultivation and became a disciple of the Demon Sect, which was surrounded by dangers. Fortunately, he obtained the Golden Finger Unlimited Simulator. In order to survive, he took over his master's cauldron. In reality I have moral standards, in simulation I display martial virtues!

Traveling through the infinite horror world, he entered Resident Evil 1 at the same time as Zheng Zha. The protagonist Xia Ren possesses an abstract operating system. You don’t need to risk your life, you can become stronger just by using abstract operations to change the mentality of your teammates! So, he returned from Bio-I and used his power to create a "Lori"... Most funny fic of all infinite terror fanfics

"Hello, respected Miss Janna Roland, what do you think of the fact that you have been awarded the title of "Most Charming Witch" by Wizard Weekly for three consecutive years?" " Actually, compared to this title, I prefer other wizards to call me." "You are not talking about: the master of life, the ruler of the summoning law, the best friend of the spirit world, the guardian of the four seasons, the soul singer..." "None of them." "I prefer others to call me-a learned wizard."

【This book has reached 7,000 premium subscriptions—read with confidence!】 Transmigrating into a mere government office clerk in the Great Wu Dynasty, Su Mo only wanted a stable bureaucratic position to idle away his life. Until one day, Su Mo discovered a yellow exclamation mark hovering above the head of the female Jinyiwei centurion—a woman known for killing without blinking! In her hand was a book capable of summoning flying swords to kill invisibly! Su Mo could click the exclamation mark above her head, complete tasks, and reap rewards—promotions, immortal cultivation techniques, magical artifacts! ... The Empress: "Who claims Su Mo rose through ranks by relying on women? Step forward and say it boldly! I bear no grudges!" Ning Guogong, a revered minister of three dynasties, stepped forth and declared in a resonant voice: "Your Majesty, this subject guarantees that Minister Su entered the Grand Secretariat before thirty by merit alone! "It absolutely has nothing to do with Commander Lin Moyin of the Jinyiwei, Commander Nangong Sheyue of the Fengming Bureau, Left Vice Minister Chi Wulei of the Ministry of Personnel, or any others!" The entire court of civil and military officials: "We concur!" ---

Jumping From World to the world: Intergalactic or Urban, World of Cultivation or Continent of Magic, Fighting other protagonists, hooking with beautiful heroines, plundering treasures, and suppressing a myriad of people, Our Protagonist(Villain) can do it all.After living an ordinary life for years, a man finally got transmigrated to another world. He woke up in the body of a boy named Jun Tianyun." A world which got its own protagonists and villains, am I just a side character?" Jun Tianyun mumbled.Thankfully, he activated Heaven's Fortune System." Jun Tianyun! You crippled my power and stole my wife! You villain! You will be punished by heaven!"A protagonist screamed as he coughed a mouthful of blood." I didn't do anything. It was your fate!" Jun Tianyun explained kindly." Brother Jun! Because of you, I am still alive and living a normal life with my wife and two children. You are a saint!"A villain spoke with an emotional voice." I didn't do anything. You earned your chance of redemption." Jun Tianyun sighed.[ Ding! A female with high Destiny Point is detected! Whether Host wants to steal her destiny or conquer the heroine?]" This..." Jun Tianyun fell in dillema." Sigh, Changing the fate, So burdensome."Jun Tianyun sighed as he saw a bunch of heroines fighting for him.

What is the point of wealth and status if there’s nobody to share it with? Dual Cultivation explores the sensual side of the Cultivation world that is often filled with solitude!Su Yang was sentenced to life in prison within the Eternal Retribution Cliff, where only the universe’s most violent and evil criminals dwell.His crime?He seduced the Moon God’s wife, kidnapped the Dragon King’s sister, and even touched the Heavenly Emperor’s beloved daughter.He later meets a mysterious old man who would help him escape prison by reincarnating him.In his new life, Su Yang swears to reunite with his lovers and hold them in his embrace once again, all the while finding new ones along the way.

The most feared Assassin in the world died because of vengeance.What he didn't expect was instead of being sent to the nether world, he instead woke up on his younger self all before the time he became an Assassin.Instead of going back to the life of living in the shadows. He instead decided to lead a new normal life this time and play the newly released Virtual Game, Fate Online!Let's watch as he change the things that isn't supposed to happen while changing his fate along with it and watch him, on the road to becoming a top professional player.Note: The Female Lead would have its own narration along in the story.

In a world where strength reigns supreme and only the strong are revered, conflict and injuries are commonplace.The Divine Medicine King was a saintly doctor that saved the lives of many practitioners with his highly accomplished art of healing, garnering the respect of all, and becoming an existence not inferior to the other Divine Kings.As the son of the Divine Medicine King, Leon enjoyed the protective halo of his father and had very smooth sailing in life.However, everything came crashing down when the news of a peerless treasure in possession of his father with secrets of the everlasting was leaked.Greed was ignited, and gratitude was repaid with malice.Helpless to change the inevitable, both father and son lost their lives to their own subordinates under the schemes of the Divine Kings.When everything seemed to have come to an end, Leon was granted another chance, another life, and in another world foreign to the Divine Realm.Will he throw away everything and walk the path of the avenger, killing his way back into the Divine Realm to avenge his father? Or will he embrace his new life and forgoes the past? In the end, what lies at the end of the road of vengeance?When two seemingly separate yet intricately-linked worlds collide and calamity strikes, who will he save and who will he kill?

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"Take it, here's your salary for this week."After raising her hand and handing over a small bag, the cross-legged woman behind the desk casually checked the small book, then waved her head away and said:"Remember to file your own taxes...next!""etc!"After pouring out the coins from the small bag, Li Ang looked at the eight large and one small coins in his palm, a total of nine dirty coins. Li Ang couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock, wishing he could rush over to fight her to the death on the spot."Damn it! I just defeated the evil god who wanted to invade the world this Tuesday! You bastard, you actually want to deduct the salary of the savior?"

When Arran decides to become a mage, he quickly discovers that magic can be more dangerous than he had ever imagined. Soon, he finds himself hunted for powers he never knew he had. Helped by a mysterious mage with secret motives, he sets off on a journey to escape his enemies. But where will he run? And can he trust his helper? Pursued by mages and monsters alike, he knows there is only one true road to safety: to become stronger than his enemies!