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Chapter 199: Do not touch without permission! (Fourth update)

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Chapter 199: Do not touch without permission! (Fourth update)

[Fluttering Light] The seal of the stone pillar collapsed, and the dead ghost escaped from it, and bumped into Jiang Bai. A cold breath instantly filled the entire space, and a malicious gaze swept back and forth on Jiang Bai. Following the prompts on the stone pillar, Jiang Bai stood still and remained motionless. "Look at nothing that is inappropriate, do not touch anything that is inappropriate..." The meaning of these two sentences is easy to interpret, that is, don't look blindly, and don't move blindly. According to Shan Qingyi, the killing rule when she meets a dead ghost is that she will die if the dead ghost sees her. In the same way, it can be deduced that the dead ghost in front of Jiang Bai should die if the opponent touches it. And if Jiang Bai wants to survive, he must avoid the dead ghosts as much as possible in order to avoid the murder rules! However, there is an unavoidable BUG here - Shan Qingyi is blind. She couldn't see that dead ghost from the beginning!

Therefore, Shan Qingyi doesn't know whether the condition of 'seeing a dead ghost' will trigger the dead ghost's killing pattern! "There are three possibilities before me now." Jiang Bai's brain was running rapidly, "The first possibility is that [see no evil] means not to be seen by dead ghosts, and you will die if you see it. By analogy, [don't touch no evil] means not to be touched by dead ghosts, and you will die if you touch it." "The second possibility is that [see no evil] is what we often mean. Don't look at things you shouldn't look at. The information provided by Shan Qingyi is wrong. The killing rule of a dead ghost is [you will be killed if you see a dead ghost], and Shan Qingyi is blind and cannot see, so she survived! By analogy, "Don't move unless you are not polite" means just stand still and don't move. If you move, you will die! " "The third possibility, [See no evil] means that you can neither be seen by dead ghosts nor see dead ghosts. If either one is triggered, you will be killed by dead ghosts!" For Jiang Bai, the first and second possibilities are the most beneficial, especially the first possibility, which means that Jiang Bai can survive smoothly as long as he moves his body and carefully avoids the dead ghost. The second possibility is also good for Jiang Bai. He has a way to keep himself motionless, and the dead ghost cannot stay nearby forever and will leave sooner or later. As long as he doesn't violate the rules of killing, Jiang Bai is safe! But if it is the third possibility, we will be in big trouble! Facing the dead ghost who said "Don't Move Unless You're Proper", Jiang Bai could neither move himself nor be touched by the ghost. It was almost impossible! This is a dead end! There were not many choices before Jiang Bai. Or, take a gamble and move. If you don't die, it means it's the first possibility. Or, just stay where you are, motionless, and watch what happens. At this moment, Jiang Bai missed Yi Xun and Wei Junjie extremely. Yi Xun still owes Jiang Bai dozens of lives, and Wei Junjie is a good candidate for the experiment. He has a bright mind and many methods. There is a high probability that he will not die. Even if he does die, he can use the waste to become a djinn. "I knew I would have brought Wei Junjie here."

There was no other way. It was too dangerous to go deep into the burial ground. There were pros and cons of taking Wei Junjie with him. After comprehensive consideration, Jiang Bai finally decided to act alone. Now, Jiang Bai didn't have many choices in front of him. He began to look through his trump card library. "You can use 'Hanging Escape' again to avoid dead ghosts and teleport a certain distance in the burial ground. This kind of teleportation cannot control the direction and position. It can only be used three times a day. I have used it once before." "You can also try to create a living creature to test the dead ghost, but it's a bit troublesome to get the materials." "If that doesn't work, try dividing yourself into equal parts...forget it, this hurts too much." "..." While Jiang Bai was thinking, the dead ghost made new moves. This dead ghost is completely composed of gray fog, with only a human-shaped outline, and its appearance is unclear and extremely blurry. After breaking away from the seal, the dead ghost faced Jiang Bai and slowly raised his right hand. Jiang Bai's eyes widened, not wanting to miss any detail, and paying attention to each other's every move. As the dead ghost raised his right hand, Jiang Bai's left hand became cold. His skin became old, his muscles atrophied, and his strange bones creaked. The Qi in his body was flowing like a black hole, flowing crazily! Even without looking down, Jiang Bai knew that he had triggered the dead ghost's killing rules! Once the killing rules are triggered, they will begin to be wiped out. If you avoid the killing rules on the way to death, there is still a glimmer of hope! Otherwise, Jiang Bai will definitely die! "wrong!" "Why did I trigger the killing rule when I didn't move?" "I can hold on for ten seconds at most..." Do not touch anything that is inappropriate, do not touch anything that is inappropriate. In the flash of lightning, a thought flashed through Jiang Bai's mind. Don’t move unless you’re polite, don’t move when you shouldn’t, but move when you should! The dead ghost had been standing still before, and Jiang Bai didn't move either. He was safe and had not violated the rules of killing. The dead ghost is moving, so Jiang Bai must also move in order to avoid the ending of death! After thinking about this, another problem faced Jiang Bai: The dead ghost facing him raised his right hand. Jiang Bai's left hand was injured. Should Jiang Bai move his right hand or his left hand? Move your left hand? But the dead ghost raised his right hand. The damage to his left hand cannot be used as a basis for judgment, because the erasure of the death rules is random. It is very likely that the dead ghost raised his hand, and as a result, Jiang Tianling's cover was broken and he died from the beginning. Is it left or right? There is only one chance to choose. Jiang Bai has one foot in the gate of hell. If he makes the wrong choice, it is equivalent to sprinting a hundred meters into the gate of hell. He cannot be pulled back and plunges into the arms of the King of Hell!

Cannot move randomly, nor can he stay still... Left or right? In the face of the oppression of death, countless information flashed through Jiang Bai's mind. Earth-related burial ground... Protectorate ground transformation... Mirror of the forbidden land of death... Mirror? The height and body shape of the dead ghost are similar to Jiang Bai. One person and one ghost stand face to face, just like looking in a mirror! A trace of cruelty flashed across Jiang Bai's face, and he immediately imitated the dead ghost and slowly raised his left hand! When Jiang Bai raised his left hand, the black hole that was madly devouring Qi disappeared instantly, and his withered left arm also recovered little by little and slowly filled up. Even so, Jiang Bai's face was slightly pale, and the coldness in his body was not completely dispelled. The feeling that he might die suddenly at any moment still remained in his mind. It had been less than a minute since he met the ghost, and he had already been circling around the gates of hell! At this moment, Jiang Bai was extremely clear-headed, and there was no bloodshot in his eyes. He didn't need to be sick at all. This ghost was here to kill people from the beginning! "Don't move without permission, move when necessary... This ghost is a bit too difficult to deal with." Jiang Bai, who had just saved his life, was still worried. He knew that a more difficult situation was still to come! Sure enough, after Jiang Bai raised his left hand completely, the ghost immediately made a new move! The ghost figure condensed into gray fog took a step forward. The ghost was walking towards Jiang Bai!

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