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Chapter 63: I knew you bad old man had no good intentions!

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Chapter 63: I knew you bad old man had no good intentions!

Chapter 63 I knew you bad old man had no good intentions! The volunteer wearing transparent plate myopia glasses blushed so much that he felt as if he was about to explode in the next second. The other one, who was a little smarter, hurriedly picked up the quilt and wrapped it around Sun Qian.

Sun Qian became angry all of a sudden. He began to struggle hard, tearing the quilt on his body, and kept spitting on the two volunteers, making them scream in fright.

"I want to take a bath! Why don't you let me take a bath?"

He beat his chest and howled at the top of his lungs. The distinct ribs under the skinny flesh were constantly opening and closing like the bellows of an accordion, as if he had been greatly wronged.

"...Is he really not violent?" Jiang Xiaoping looked at Sun Qian's crazy behavior and couldn't help but doubt the credibility of what Director Pan of the community had said before.

"It shouldn't be, right?" Jiang He also had a drum in her heart, but she still tentatively approached Sun Qian, and found that Sun Qian was just staring at her, with no intention of attacking, so she spoke cautiously.

"I'm letting you wash, why won't you be allowed to take a shower? If you're not allowed to take a shower, why would I come here? But before we take a shower, let's take a blood pressure measurement first, okay?"

"...Okay, Tiantian, please measure it for me!" Sun Qian finally pulled off the quilt wrapped around him. He threw the quilt to the ground randomly, and stamped his feet several times in anger, and then he was half naked. Sitting on the edge of the bed with her legs spread wide, she reached for Jiang He shamelessly.

The two young volunteers looked at each other and hesitantly picked up the quilt on the ground, obviously wanting to wrap it up in Sun Qi'an again.

Jiang He, who was wrapping the blood pressure cuff on Sun Qian's arm, shook her head at them. She was mainly worried that it would irritate Sun Qian again.

"Let's put a towel around it to avoid catching a cold." Jiang Xiaoping watched for a while, then took a large bath towel and tentatively put it around Sun Qian's waist.

Sun Qian slowly moved his gaze from Jiang He to Jiang Xiaoping. With his mouth half open and eyes squinted, he looked Jiang Xiaoping up and down, and then he laughed at her.

That despicable face was just like the gangster Jiang Xiaoping had seen in the past. Jiang Xiaoping's brows subconsciously tightened.

"Uncle Sun's blood pressure and heart rate are fine."

Jiang He, who was immersed in writing, naturally didn't notice at all, "But these two agreements need the community's signature. Should I wait for Director Pan to come over, or..."

"I'll send it to Director Pan now. You guys wash it first. I...I'll be back soon."

The more clever volunteer grabbed the agreement and ran away, while the other one with glasses was a little slower, unable to hide the annoyance on his face.

"Uncle Sun, we can take a shower."

As soon as Jiang He finished speaking, Sun Qian was anxiously trying to pull off the towel. Jiang Xiaoping quickly grabbed both ends of the towel and tied it in a tight knot, just stuck on his hip bone.

Sun Qian tugged hard twice, but naturally he didn't move. Just as he was about to repeat his old trick, Jiang Xiaoping's casual words frightened him.

"If you make trouble again, we won't wash you anymore."

"Tiantian said wash it for me!" Sun Qian yelled at Jiang Xiaoping, glaring at her fiercely, the resentment inside was as thick as hot asphalt, and then he pretended to cough and wheeze, while coughing back at Jiang He. fall.

Jiang Xiaoping saw this and gritted her teeth tightly to avoid slapping this old man who was pretending to be crazy and acting stupid.

"Can't stand? Then I'll help you!" Jiang Xiaoping said coldly.

"You... don't come here!" As soon as Jiang Xiaoping stretched out his hand, Sun Qian began to tremble, and his lips also trembled, pretending to be serious, "You... you stay away from me!"

"Mom, please stop scaring Uncle Sun." Jiang He helped Sun Qian go to the bathtub and whispered to her mother. She didn't understand why Jiang Xiaoping suddenly looked at Sun Qian so unfavorably, even though he was fine just now.

Naturally, Sun Qian wanted Jiang He to help him take off his pants, but Zhang Jiefang stretched out her hand into the towel and pulled it off directly. Sun Qian was obviously startled, and Jiang Xiaoping saw this and almost burst into laughter.

"Be careful... Hey, by the way, let's take our time and don't rush."

Zhang Jiefang was very strong and she was naturally the main force in helping the old man lie down in the bathtub. Sun Qian was not stupid either. He knew not to make a fuss at this time, so he obeyed and lay down carefully. As a result, the originally clear hot water became muddy all of a sudden. Zhang Jiefang, who had been taking baths for more than 20 years, was also shocked.

"You really need to soak in the dust for a while...Uncle Sun, you haven't had a bath for at least several years, right?"

Sun Qian didn't bother Zhang Jiefang at all. As soon as he lay down, he started to repeat his old tricks, secretly trying to untie the knot on the towel. Jiang Xiaoping looked at him coldly and simply covered him with a bigger one. Covered from neck to ankles.

"I'm really afraid that you'll freeze. At your age, if you catch a cold or have a fever, you might end up with pneumonia. If your heart and lung function deteriorates, you'll... ugh!" Jiang Xiaoping sighed without saying anything. , she knew very well that a bad old man like Sun Qian was most afraid of death. As expected, he only dared to touch her with his eyes and stopped moving his hands.

But when Jiang He put up his mobile phone and returned to the bathtub to help Sun Qian cut his nails, Sun Qian couldn't help but have his own for trouble.

"Tiantian... you have grown up and become more and more beautiful. Kiss daddy!"

As he spoke, he struggled to get up and planned to kiss Jiang He's face. Jiang Xiaoping, whose face was already cold, grabbed his skinny shoulders mercilessly and pushed him back because he had no strength at all. , the hot water in the bathtub stirred several times.

"She's not Tiantian, you got the wrong person."

"She is Tiantian, she is my Tiantian! You...get out of here!" Sun Qian suddenly became excited and splashed dirty bath water on Jiang Xiaoping like crazy.

Jiang Xiaoping was unprepared and was splashed. She was immediately annoyed. She grabbed a wet towel and was about to slap it on Sun Qian's face. Sun Qian didn't expect that Jiang Xiaoping had such a bad temper. She was so frightened that she even forgot to pretend. , too stupid to care about selling, and the whole person shrank into a ball.

Zhang Jiefang nervously stopped Jiang Xiaoping, "Sister Xiaoping, please don't! This is just a confused old man, why are you angry with him?"

After she finished speaking, she pointed to Jiang Xiaoping, the volunteer by the door who was typing on her cell phone, and lowered her voice, "There are people in the community watching this!"

Jiang Xiaoping had no choice but to suppress her anger and throw the wet towel aside, but Sun Qian was still there screaming like crazy. Jiang He was really worried that his blood pressure would suddenly rise, so he had to comfort him with nice words.

"I am Tiantian, and I am your Tiantian."

When Sun Qi'an heard what she said, she immediately became more honest. Jiang He quickly winked at Sun Jiefang. Zhang Jiefang crept over and planned to give Sun Qi'an a bath. However, Sun Qi'an started to push her after just two rubs.

"I don't need you to rub it for me!" Sun Qian spat on Zhang Jiefang's body in disgust. Fortunately, Zhang Jiefang hid quickly. He turned to Jiang He and smiled extremely affectionately, "Tiantian rub it for me! I am willing to Tiantian Tian rub it for me!"

"Okay, Tiantian will help you rub it. Tiantian will rub it for you after she cuts her nails, okay?" Jiang He used a towel to wipe the bath water splashed on Sun Qian's face as if coaxing a child.

"Okay, I listen to Tiantian!" Sun Qian took advantage of Jiang He's attention and smiled silently at Jiang Xiaoping proudly. Then, like a face change in Sichuan Opera, he changed into a very fearful face, trembling. Pointing at Jiang Xiaoping, "I...I'm afraid she'll hit me, Tiantian, please let her out, I...I don't want to see her!"

"You don't want to see me, so I have to go out? I don't!" Jiang Xiaoping folded her arms and sneered at Sun Qian condescendingly.

As soon as Jiang He entered the house, Jiang Xiaoping noticed that the bad old man looked at her with something wrong. She wanted to put her whole eyeballs on Jiang He and kept shouting "Tiantian"? Pooh!What a fool, who the father would smile so obscenely at his daughter!

Because Jiang Xiaoping didn't go out, Sun Qian started crying and making trouble again.

"Mom, why don't you go out and take a rest? I'm here." Jiang He couldn't help but persuaded after being splashed with bath water.

Jiang Xiaoping also knew that such a hard fight was not an option, and with so many people in the room, she thought that this bad old man wouldn't do anything too outrageous.

She told Zhang Jiefang to pay more attention, "This old man has no good intentions towards He'er." Then facing Zhang Jiefang's shocked eyes, she retreated to the door, and under the cover of volunteers, she secretly observed Sun Qian.

"Uncle Sun, can we take a good wash now?" Jiang He wrapped the wet towel in his hands and began to scrub Sun Qian's shoulders.

Because of the previous struggle and twisting, the two large bath towels covering Sun Qian's body were now crumpled and curled up between his belly and legs. Most of Sun Qian's chest was exposed. Jiang He was worried that Sun Qian would catch cold. I just thought about pulling the towel up.

"...Tiantian, you smell so good." Sun Qian took the opportunity to lean towards Jiang He, scratching and groping with both hands.

"Uncle Sun, what are you doing?" Zhang Jiefang tried to stop her, but Sun Qian'an spat on her face. She cursed secretly and ran to the bathroom to rinse off.

Jiang He had already grasped Sun Qi'an's bony wrist, but he did not dare to use too much force. Instead, he was pulled by Sun Qi'an.

She was so dumbfounded that she even forgot to hide. It wasn't until Jiang Xiaoping rushed over with a curse that she remembered to shake off Sun Qian's hand. Jiang Xiaoping grabbed the rubber gloves she had just taken off and struck hard at Sun Qian's old face. Smoke it.

"My mother knows that you, a bad old man, don't have good intentions!"

She scolded her while slapping her, and she didn't forget to yell at Zhang Jiefang, who had just come out of the bathroom with water all over her face and completely confused about the situation, "Why are you standing there? Call the police!"

(End of this chapter)

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