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Chapter 17: Do I need to issue you a "Male Virtue" certificate?

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Chapter 17: Do I need to issue you a "Male Virtue" certificate?

Chapter 17 Do I need to issue you a "Male Virtue" certificate?

"Grandma, I'm a little tired. I'll go back to the house and take a rest."

As soon as Jiang He closed the bedroom door, she couldn't bear it any longer. She angrily threw her phone on the bed and threw herself on it.

In her opinion, that extremely perfunctory reply was more insulting than pointing at her nose and mocking her. It was clearly saying that she was now like a plastic bag with holes. It has no use value at all.

Jiang He wanted to scream hysterically, or simply smash something to vent her anger, but she didn't do anything.

She closed her eyes, and the sunlight that filtered through the cracks in the linen curtains illuminated her eyes with blood. Jiang He beat the mattress under him twice irritably, grabbed a pillow and covered his face angrily, but unexpectedly fell into a deep sleep. past.

When the entrance door was smashed, Liang Xiujing was sitting on the balcony wearing reading glasses, using tweezers to pluck the little chicken bit by bit that was going to be cooked in the evening.

The people outside the door were obviously very agitated. They not only banged on the door, but also rang the doorbell frantically. The two movements were mixed together, making people panic.

"Who is it? Don't worry, it's coming!" Liang Xiujing thought something big had happened. She was so panicked that she even forgot to put away the tweezers, so she ran over to open the door in small steps.

"...It's Xiao Yan, you're back from a business trip... Oops, what happened? Where did you fall? Or... Or did you get into a fight with someone?"

It's not that Liang Xiujing is making a fuss, it's actually that the image of Yan Su standing outside the door has changed drastically. He is no longer the elite and capable person he used to be. That look is both funny and miserable.

Several circles of gauze were wrapped around his head, and he also wore a white elastic mesh cap. The mesh cap was obviously too small for his head, and the straps stretched out his double chin.

The usually neat hair was no longer bound by hairspray, and was rushing out from the mesh, like a shaggy weed waiting to be right side of his face was so swollen that his small eye was reduced to a narrow slit. Coupled with the large purple bruises on his cheekbones and forehead, at first glance, he looked like he was about to go on stage to sing and play a clown. Similar.

"I'm looking for Jiang He...Jiang He? Jiang He! Come out!"

Yan Su squeezed Liang Xiujing away and rushed into the house. He looked like a robber, pushing open the doors of every house, even the bathroom.

"What happened? Did you quarrel with He'er?" Liang Xiujing still doesn't know about Jiang He's breakup with Yan Su.

She is different from Jiang Xiaoping. She has always liked Yan Su. She feels that Yan Su is down-to-earth and willing to work. The key is his good temper. "He'er will definitely not suffer any loss if he follows him."

"If anything happens, you two should talk to each other. He'er is not feeling well these days, so please be patient, okay?" Liang Xiujing chased after Yan Su and tried to persuade her, but Yan Su had no intention of paying attention to her.

"Jiang He, you...you have the ability to do it, but you don't think you have the ability?" Yan Su found that the door of a room was locked, so he concluded that Jiang He was hiding inside, and shouted at the top of his lungs while banging on the door.

"He'er is not in this room. She is sleeping. Can you sit here and wait?" Liang Xiujing explained from behind, but Yan Su was so excited that he didn't listen at all.

"We broke up peacefully, right? No one owes anyone anything! No one like you... Oh, at that time, you pretended to be aloof and didn't care about anything, and secretly asked your mother to go to Xie Jingyi and tell Qian'er Are you feeling guilty for saying bad things about me? And look at it, look at how she beat me... I'm telling you, I've gone to the hospital to have my injuries checked, and I have a slight concussion! Don't think this can be so It has passed, but now we are a society governed by law, and she must bear the law..."

"My mother beat you? When did she beat you?" The door to the bedroom next door was opened, and Jiang He, who was holding the door, looked at Yan Su with a frown.

Yan Su was surprised to find that Jiang He had obviously lost a lot of weight, his cheeks were sunken, and the shirt on his body was wrinkled. He was casually wrapped in a beige cashmere shawl. He looked like the person in front of the convenience store who had been faded by the scorching sun. It looks like a painted poster, with almost no color at all.

The most conspicuous thing on his body was the ferocious cut on his neck that had just healed. It looked like a bloody centipede lying there, looking horrifying and disgusting.

This was the first time Yan Su saw her after Jiang He's surgery. She was completely different from the always radiant and energetic Jiang He in his memory.

He subconsciously looked away, with mixed feelings in his heart, a little pity for her, but more of disgust and happiness.

Yan Su quickly calmed down and cleared his throat, "Okay Jiang He, stop pretending, are you interesting?"

"...He'er, you broke up with Xiao Yan? Why?" Liang Xiujing was a little confused. She looked at Jiang He longingly, hoping that she would deny it immediately.

"Grandma, I'll tell you later, okay?" In the end, Jiang He just smiled reassuringly at her.

Jiang He was woken up by Yan Susheng. At this moment, he felt very uncomfortable. Not only was he dizzy, but his heart was still beating wildly. He felt like he was stepping on cotton, and he was a little unable to stand.

She calmly grabbed the doorframe with her backhand to steady herself, and looked at Yan Su with strength, "My grandma has a bad heart, and you don't know. What are you doing here? If anything happens, let's go out and talk about it." , you wait for me to change clothes."

"Go out and say it? Why do you want to go out and say it? Hehe. You also think that what you do is shameful and you only dare to keep it secret, right?"

Yan Su looked proud that he had finally caught Jiang He's pigtail. He sneered, "Besides, your grandma's heart is not good. What does it have to do with me? Was it me? Stop playing moral kidnapping with me. set!"

Yan Su's tone became higher and higher with each sentence. He completely peeled off the skin of the professional elite on his body, revealing the blind and chaotic spirit that was not easily shown to others.

Jiang He noticed that the entrance door was wide open, and the whole building became unusually quiet. Even the children running around upstairs were gone.

She estimated that the neighbors going up and downstairs, every one of them, were lying by the door or leaning against the crack of the window, listening to the excitement with their ears perked up!

"Xiao Yan, calm down and don't quarrel because of me. You and Jiang He have been together for so many years. Aren't you about to get married? Don't worry about something small..."

"Don't talk nonsense. Jiang He and I have clearly broken up."

Yan Su interrupted Liang Xiujing's words righteously, "Jiang He, I came here today to tell you clearly that although Xie Jingyi had a crush on me before we broke up, I am a very principled person and have never crossed the line. One step, I didn't stay with her until we officially broke up."

"Oh, do I need to issue you a 'Male Virtue' certificate?" Jiang He couldn't help but sarcastic.

(End of this chapter)

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