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Chapter 130: Menopausal syndrome

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Chapter 130: Menopausal syndrome

"Speaking of which, what do you think of the topic, 'My beloved Xiao Tao was maliciously reported, but true love will eventually defeat evil'? Doesn't it sound exciting?" The more Qian Zihan talked about it, the more he thought this idea was good, "Oh, thank you both. Not only did you give me such a good inspiration, but you also invited the policeman to appear for free. Once this scene is filmed, the least I can do is Can you get 10 followers?" He said, licking his back molars, and walked carelessly to the mobile phone that was set up. Yue only glanced at it, and his proud expression instantly froze on his face. But in the next second, it was like ice broken by a hammer, shattering into pieces with a crash. Qian Zihan never expected that everything that just happened would be broadcast live in real time. At this moment, the traffic in the "Love Xiao Tao" live broadcast room is unprecedentedly high. In less than 10 minutes, the number of viewers has exceeded one million. But the sad thing is that unlike the sympathy and praise that filled the screen before, the comments that are now scrolling are either curses and scorn, or rows of crazy questions from the people who have just entered the live broadcast room. "Haha...family, haha...that...that just now...that was just a little show...haha, a satirical sketch, how about it? Was it really...real?" Qian Zihan's mind was spinning pretty fast, but unfortunately the evidence was solid and the people in the live broadcast room didn't let him fool him. Instead, they scolded Qian Zihan even more because he told lies with his eyes open, and some even called on everyone to report it. . "Don't...don't report it, I...I...fuck! Fuck! Fuck...who the hell started the live broadcast!"

Qian Zihan completely collapsed. He grabbed the mobile phone that was broadcasting live, raised his face to the sky and cursed like crazy. His desperate and crazy face was seen by Jiang He, and he felt indescribably happy. "I drove it for you, you're welcome." Gu Xia spoke up at the right time and waved to Qian Zihan in a coquettish manner. "Boss Qian, I think your idea just now is actually quite ordinary. 'My beloved Xiao Tao was exposed for abusing a paralyzed patient. The deep love is fake, but making money is real.' This one sounds more exciting, what do you think?" "I...I'm going to kill you!" Qian Zihan was completely mad, and his whole face turned blue and purple. He slammed his phone at Gu Xia, and then rushed towards Jiang He like a mad dog. Gu Xia's reaction was very fast. He didn't care about the mobile phone that was thrown at him. He turned sideways to protect Jiang He behind him and kicked the low table towards Qian Zihan with one kick. Qian Zihan rushed too hard and the insole was too thick, so he couldn't stop the car at all. With a look of fear on his face, he tripped over the table and fell flat on his face, hitting his face heavily on the fallen digital clock. , screamed miserably, and then there was no more movement. "...You won't fall to death, right?" Jiang He and Gu Xia looked at each other for a long time, and she asked worriedly. "It shouldn't be... right?" Gu Xia felt a little unsure. Jiang He thought for a while and picked up the mobile phone that was still live broadcasting after it fell by the bed. Gu Xia thought she was going to start broadcasting Tao Lele's miserable situation, but Jiang He pointed the mobile phone camera at Qian Zi who was lying on the ground. Han. She circled around Qian Zihan and gave him a tentative kick in the side. Qian Zihan immediately grunted in pain, and then started mumbling curses. "The old saying is indeed true, sincerely 'disaster will last for thousands of years'." Jiang He felt mixed emotions in his heart and complained in a low voice. "You watch him, I'll go out and see where the police are, don't lose sight of him." As soon as Jiang He finished speaking, she vaguely heard the sound of wheels rolling over wooden boards outside. She hurried out to respond and briefly told the police officer leading the team the whole story. When she mentioned that Tao Lele's body was full of maggots, all the policemen were shocked. The leader immediately ordered the people next to him to rush for an ambulance. He followed Jiang He alone and squeezed through the shelves to the bedroom. The rest of the people stayed in the living room and worked together to move the shelves, so that there was enough space for the doctor and the stretcher to come in and out. Before Jiang He entered the bedroom, he saw Qian Zihan with his mouth full of blood being stepped on by Gu Xia. He was struggling like a loach. His boots were kicked off by him and the booster mat was scattered all over the floor. . "What are you two doing? Be honest!" the policeman said coldly with a stern face.

Qian Zihan originally held a sharp fragment of a digital clock in his hand and planned to stab it into Gu Xia's calf. When he saw the police coming in, he immediately threw the fragment aside. Gu Xia also let go of his hand and simply lay on the ground. Rolling around while crying and howling. "Ah ah... help, policeman, you're here!" A large amount of saliva mixed with blood dripped all over his face, which looked unusually terrifying. Jiang He dared to take a closer look and found that one of his front teeth was missing. It was probably broken by the fall just now. "Why are you howling? If you have anything to do, come to the police station and tell them." The policeman raised his hand to signal the two of them, and pulled Jiang He in as well. In the six months since Ganzhu Yu, Jiang He has been in and out of the police station more times than in the previous 32 years combined. He can count them on one hand. In addition to this time with Sun Qian, there were two other times when children had scuffles during the bathing process, and she was severely affected. Another incident happened last month. A week after completing the bathing assistance, Jiang He suddenly received a call from the police, saying that the elderly family member called the police, saying that their bathing assistance caused two fractures of the elderly man's ribs, and asked Jieping to bear the responsibility for the bathing assistance. All medical expenses, plus no less than 5 yuan in compensation. "Oh, I'm so scared, but I will never go to the police station. If you can, just come and arrest me!" Jiang He thought it was a scam call at the time, so he said a few words angrily and hung up. It was only when the community grid officer came to her door the next day that she believed it was true. The video recording of the entire bathing process, plus the signatures of family members twice before and after, is enough to prove their innocence. Jiang He asked the man who framed her to formally apologize to her, but the man not only refused, but also cursed her. Even in front of the police, he still wanted to take action. "I want a private criminal prosecution! I want to go to court to sue him for infringing on Jieping's right of reputation as a bathing expert!" Jiang He thought about it all night and announced it in the group early the next morning. "Forget it Jiang He, it's just such a small thing, I can't do it." Upon hearing this, Zhang Jiefang quickly advised, "Besides, this lawsuit shouldn't take several years. It costs money and wastes time just to say 'sorry'. It's not worth it, don't you think?" "Aunt Jiefang, you are right. Then I will add corresponding financial compensation for mental loss." Jiang He's soliloquy made Zhang Jiefang extremely worried. She quickly chatted with Gu Xia privately and asked him to give him some advice. "'The King of Hell is better than a troubled kid.' This brings trouble to villains and lawsuits, which is tiring and nerve-wracking. Jiang He is not in good health to begin with, so what's wrong with that?" Gu Xia repeatedly said yes, then turned around and introduced Rachel, SUM's legal advisor, to Jiang He. Zhang Jiefang was brutally "stabbed in the back", and when she saw Gu Xia for several days after that, she was always "cold and cold" until she found out that Gu Xia secretly sent a dining table set to her home. "These are samples that have been on display for a long time. They should have been replaced a long time ago. If you don't want them, I will have to rent a warehouse to store them. Aunt Jiefang, just think of it as doing me a favor." Gu Xia has always said this, whether it is giving her a leather cloud sofa that costs tens of thousands, or helping to replace the old ceiling lamp in the living room that can only half light up, it has never changed. He didn't even mention it to Zhang Jiefang at the beginning. It was Tang Yaocan who sent her a message that day, saying "it's so comfortable to lie on a leather sofa" that Zhang Jiefang knew what happened. . Gu Xia went through four or five attempts to replace basically all the old furniture in Zhang Jiefang's house. Probably the delivery man noticed that Tang Yaocan was squatting at home every day, not doing anything, and told him. While chatting, Gu Xia carefully asked her if Tang Yaocan was not in good health. "Is he not in good health? No one is in good health these days." Zhang Jiefang complained helplessly, "He is just lazy. He doesn't go to work or do any work. He just wants to lie down." "...If Uncle Tang is bored at home, you can come to my place to play. Delivery is indeed a bit hard, but the customer service and warehouse management are pretty easy, or you can go to the factory." Zhang Jiefang said, "He is too lazy to do anything, so he must not do it." However, he still sent a message to Tang Yaocan several times.

Tang Yaocan just pretended not to see it, and Zhang Jiefang blocked the person in anger, thinking that out of sight would be out of mind. She never expected that Tang Yaocan was so petty, and in order to get revenge on herself, she involved her son. Jiang He and Gu Xia stayed at the police station until almost three o'clock before leaving. They didn't even eat lunch. They were so hungry that their chests were pressed against their backs and they were walking unsteadily. "I could eat a whole cow right now...burp!" Jiang He burped uncomfortably, and her stomach ached a little. Jiang He deliberately trailed half a step behind Gu Xia, put his thumb knuckle against her stomach, and pressed hard several times. Gu Xia was looking for a nearby restaurant on her mobile phone. She had just found a suitable one, but before she could speak, Jiang He's mobile phone suddenly rang. Jiang He quickly cheered up, but when she saw the caller ID, she gasped nervously and rushed towards the parking lot while answering the phone. "Hello, this is the Department of Surgery of Tongji Hospital, Jiang He, right? You made an appointment for a review this afternoon, but you haven't signed in yet. Dr. Ruan would like to ask when will you come over?" "...Ah, I'm on the road. There's a bit of traffic on the elevated highway." Jiang He lied without blinking, and his smile was completely flattering, even though the person opposite could not see it at all, "I'm sorry, at most... I'll be there in half an hour at most." Jiang He hung up the phone and rushed into the cab. She started the car and then remembered to tell Gu Xia, but Gu Xia was already fastening her seat belt on the passenger side. "I'll come with you... let's go quickly, don't waste any time, I mean half an hour." "...Oh, right." Jiang He, who wanted to persuade Gu Xia to do his own thing, immediately stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. Jiang He was lucky. He didn't get stuck in a traffic jam, but made it to the hospital smoothly, in exactly 28 minutes. But before she could say anything, Jiang He found that the hospital parking lot was full. "Hurry up and I'll help you find a parking space." Jiang He was still hesitating whether to park directly on the side of the road, but Gu Xia said in time. "Thank you, baby!" Jiang He immediately held up Gu Xia's face, kissed her hard, then opened the car door and rushed to the clinic building. Gu Xia touched her face happily, but it was a pity that before she was intoxicated for a few seconds, the rapid and sharp horn sounded from behind. In order to save time, Jiang He rushed directly from the stairs to the fourth floor without waiting for the elevator. Then he pretended to be calm and took out the medical card and handed it to the nurse at the consultation desk. "Get there earlier next time." The nurse reminded her coldly without raising her head. Jiang He immediately nodded humbly. Just two minutes after she got the call sheet, the call machine called her name. "Jiang He, right? Remember to come." Dr. Ruan is a lean man in his 40s, with a bit of Chen Daoming's style. If his hairline hadn't receded so much, he would have started sighing as soon as he saw Jiang He. Jiang He was supposed to come for a review two months ago, but she was as busy as a top every day and couldn't spare any time. "No matter how busy you are, you can't delay the review. Don't forget that you are still recovering from cancer." Dr. Ruan wrote out the examination order neatly, "Hurry up and line up at the B-ultrasound. There are a lot of people today." After Jiang He finished taking the B-ultrasound, he drew three tubes of blood in one breath, almost fainting. As soon as she came out of the blood collection room with frivolous steps, she found Gu Xia nervously waiting for her outside, carrying two large cups of milkshakes and a large bag of delicious-looking food in her hands. "There's nothing we can do about the whole cow. Can we just make do with the steak?"

He shook the paper bag in his hand at Jiang He, and the image in Jiang He's mind became taller and taller with the rich smell of beef. Jiang He devoured her steak and salad, snatched half of Gu Xia's fireworks pasta, and then patted his bloated belly with satisfaction. The two of them went to see Dr. Ruan after getting the test results. The other party only took one look at it and started sighing again, "Have you been staying up late recently? Didn't I tell you that you can't stay up late? You can't stay up late. Making money is more important than your life." "...It's all important." Jiang He replied with a playful smile, and Dr. Ruan and Gu Xia looked at her dissatisfied at the same time. "Dr. Ruan, I'm sorry, I saw that the tsh is only . Do you need to adjust the dosage?" "Okay, the young man has done his homework in advance." Dr. Ruan praised, and then began to dislike Jiang He, "Much better than you. Your tsh is so low, don't you feel anything? I don't believe it anymore. Isn't my heart feeling uncomfortable? The quality of sleep has not changed. Bad? Your appetite hasn’t increased?" "Increased." Gu Xia replied immediately. "...Only occasionally." Jiang He quickly defended, "But I'm very energetic, and I think it's pretty good." "Yeah, you're almost hyperthyroid, can you stop being hyperthyroid?" Dr. Ruan kept shaking his head, "Reduce the dosage by half for now and check it out in a month. Boyfriend, please keep an eye on it." "No problem." Gu Xia's tone sounded like he had received an imperial edict. Jiang He pursed his lips and took a big sip of the milkshake. "Dr. Ruan, I would like to ask a question. A person's mood swings suddenly became very severe. She was irritable and angry in the morning, and at night she was very emotive and cried whenever she wanted. Could it be that there is a thyroid problem?" Jiang He was about to leave when he suddenly remembered Jiang Xiaoping's recent abnormality and asked quickly. "How old do you think this person is? Is he a boy or a girl?" Dr. Ruan asked without looking up while typing on the keyboard. "My mother is 5...52 years old today." The moment Jiang He told Jiang Xiaoping's age, he was shocked. For a long time, Jiang Xiaoping has been fixed in Jiang He's heart as she was when the two officially lived together. She was beautiful, capable, cheerful, and had nothing to do with aging. "It may be a thyroid problem, but for women of this age, I suggest giving priority to menopausal syndrome."

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