Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

Qiao Nian lived in the Qiao family’s house for 18 years before her biological parents found her. Suddenly, all the wealthy families in the city knew that the Qiao family had a fake daughter!A true daughter of an affluent family would be talented, gentle, and kind.A fake daughter would not be able to pick up any skills and accomplish nothing.Everyone wanted to see how miserable she would become when she went back to her ravine after being kicked out of a rich family!Qiao Nian also thought that her biological parents were poor teachers from Luohe County.Who knew that her brother drove a Phaeton that was worth three hundred thousand yuan!Her biological father was also a professor who taught at Tsinghua University!The big boss of the family of scums became a bootlicker and bowed in front of her grandpa…Qiao Nian was dumbfounded.Erm… this wasn’t the same as saying yes!After being freed from the family of scums, Qiao Nian was able to be herself.She was the top student in the college entrance examination, a live broadcast star and the heir of an invaluable cultural heritage… Her identities were revealed and when she started to appear on the hot searches in the city, the family of scums turned green.The anti-fans mocked: What’s the point of trying to fake an image? Aren’t you just sticking to my brother everyday?Qiao Nian responded: I’m sorry but I already have a match.Top Brother: @Qiao Nian. Let me introduce her to everyone. This is my sister.Wealthy Grandpa: My dear granddaughter, why are you working so hard? If you want a bicycle, grandpa will buy it for you!The rich and powerful in Beijing spread a rumor that Master Wang was hiding a wife in his luxurious house. No matter how much people tried to persuade him, he never took her out to meet anyone. If he were asked, he would say the same sentence. “My wife is from the countryside and she is shy.”That was until one day when someone saw the noble and cold Master Wang holding a girl’s slender waist while hiding in a corner of a wall and muttering with red eyes. “Baby, when will you give me a title?”[Fake daughter who is from a truly wealthy family] + [Two big bosses]

# STRANGEBEASTYu Chi transmigrated to a world covered with savage, barren lands, where more than 10,000 races fought to ascend to the top. He began his life in this world in imprisonment.While the others had completely forgotten about his existence, he took out a bamboo stick that he had been carrying with him since his previous life.The souls of ancient divine beasts could be found in various savage lands and rivers.His bamboo stick could communicate with these ancient souls.When he fished at the Death Sea of Hades, he got the voice of Naga Siren.When he fished at the Ice River of Skeletons, he received the attack power of Blobfish.When he fished at the Lake of Grotto-Heaven, he obtained the golden eyes of the Five-Talon Divine Dragon.When he fished at the Cliff of Hanging Candles, he acquired the fire of the Nine-Tailed White Fox.In the blink of an eye, millions of years had passed. Deities and pet beasts from various corners of the world came to congratulate Yu Chi on his wedding.A prominent figure couldn’t help but ask, “Why are you so terrifying?”As Yu Chi stared at his gorgeous wife, the memories of him fighting millions of devils in the Underworld flashed in his mind.He then smiled and replied, “There’s nothing I can boast about. I was just lucky.”

Xiang Shaoyun is the young master of an influential and powerful sect and is blessed with an extreme latent talent in martial cultivation. From talent comes confidence, and from confidence comes a declaration to give all the so-called geniuses a head start of ten years before catching up to them.Ten years later, Xiang Shaoyun appears at a tiny sect of a tiny town. Betrayed and disgraced by his own sect, he is penniless and powerless, his cultivation level lower than his peers’ due to the ten-year vow. Now to reclaim the glory he once had, he must climb to the top from the very bottom.Witness and join Xiang Shaoyun’s adventure in his rise to glory.

An ultimate warrior, the one and only Alchemy Emperor, Ling Han, died in his quest to achieve godhood. Ten thousands years later, he, with the ‘Invincible Heaven Scroll’, was reborn in the body of a young man with the same name. From then on, winds and clouds moved as he set himself against the uncountable geniuses of this new era. His path of becoming a legend has begun once more. Of all eras underneath the heavens, I am the strongest!

Rowan kuranes awoke in a new world inside the body of a dying prince. His new body contain terrifying secrets that he has to protect, for inside him lies the key to Eternity.Rowan must learn to harness his new abilities and fight against his enemies who would stop at nothing to deprive him of his powers.Yet he must strive to keep a portion of his humanity alive, as he continously evolve beyond godhood.A/N: There are horror element, including Eldritch Horror from Lovecraft. Fan of blood borne, and abominable horrors that goes bump in the night would love it.

Yuan was born with an incurable illness that left him blind at a young age and crippled a few years later, rendering everything below his head useless. Deemed hopeless and irredeemable, his parents quickly gave up on him, and the world ignored him.In this dark and still world, his younger sister became his sole reason for living.Watch as this young man reaches for the apex as a genius in Cultivation Online, the newest VRMMORPG, becoming a legendary figure in both worlds.---------------------Disclaimer: The MC is extremely overpowered and talented but also naive/innocent at first due to his illness. If you cannot wait for character developments and dislike OP MCs, this is not your cup of tea. Furthermore, the 'Earth' in this novel is not the same Earth we are currently living on so do not use our common sense for this novel. This is pure fantasy, after all.

"Grey, elemental affinity, zero" The Elder announced the result loudlyOn hearing this, it was like a bolt of lightning struck Grey, he stood there dumbfounded and just stared at the Elder.Shocked voices could be heard from the people and there was some which were also filled with scorn.Grey stood dazed amidst all the noises without any reactions. One word was constantly reverberating in his head, 'How?'.'Why, why did this happen to me?' Grey asked himself over and over again****************Unbeknownst to Grey, something greater lies in wait in his body....***************

Ling Yun accidentally crossed the parallel world and came to a world after the spiritual energy was revived.The way of heaven collapsed, and all races rose.The human race awakens special talents by relying on the fragments of heaven and earth scattered in the world.During the awakening ceremony, the golden finger was opened, and Ling Yun obtained the only natal talent to copy the source and successfully awakened the s-level talent!It's just that this ability seems a bit unserious."Ding! Congratulations to the master for successfully copying the origin of the belief of Guanyin, and gaining the talent skill Songzi!??"Young birthday, staring at who is pregnant?This is too cruel (exciting), right?"Ding! Congratulations to the master for successfully copying the origin of the belief of the monster king Ivan, and comprehending the talent skill hormone control!!"Staring at someone who is transgendered, the cruelty can be called a black history maker in life! !"Ding! Congratulations to the master for successfully copying the origin of Li Jing's belief in Qiantang River, and gaining 100% innate skills and being caught empty-handed!??"Physical strength control, learn about fancy empty-handed and white-knife.Uchiha Dance, River God Domain, Fierce Eyes, Thousand-Handed Buddha.

[Spiritual revival + Lao Liu + funny + memes + single female lead]Spiritual revival, Jiang Bai accidentally came to the fifth mysterious tidal era. Everything he was familiar with passed away over the years. The world has changed, and the things and people have changed. The careers he once fought for have all turned into bubbles, and the past cannot be recalled.In this chaotic and dark era, order has long collapsed, civilization no longer exists, and the shadow of death hangs over everyone's head.In addition to surviving, Jiang Bai has another task to complete:"Task number: 002.""Task code: Cicada.""Task content: Save all mankind.""Task executor: Jiang Bai.""Task in progress..."

She was dressed in white, with a mysterious orchid imprint on her forehead, her skin like jade is always covered with a veil. Since childhood, she had left her parents due to her special status and lived her life with her master in the clouds. She was not yet ten when her medicinal skills were renowned in the world. In order to save the people, she descended the mountains, however, she encountered a storm on the way to the epidemic area. The man who saved her would tease her for enjoyment, little did they know…

He was the youngest guru of martial arts as well as the perfect Mr. McDreamy of the most girls. He had mysterious absolute touch, clear-sighted observation ability and various outstanding talents.But now, he was just an ordinary freshman in University of Jiangjing Chinese Medicine, who wanted to learn Chinese Medicine, see patients, and get into a relationship with a girl in a low-key way. However, in a Mid-Autumn Festival party, he was forced to put on a performance, which shocked the whole audience. The shiny and wonderful university life began from then on.In the university, he met a beautiful and smart School Beauty Jiang Miaoyu who shook his heart slightly. But the road of love was never smooth, even to a perfect hero.He also met a kind and friendly teacher Dr. Shen who discovered his excellent technique and gave him a chance to practice.Besides, his three lovely and interesting roommates were indispensable in his life, although sometimes they looked a little awkward.But this young hero’s life was not always full of happiness without a hitch, some trouble still appeared from time to time. The domineering and imperious President of the Students’ Union Li Qingshi purposely made difficulties for him repeatedly. The stubborn and hardworking martial arts practitioner Chen Cong often challenged him in different ways.Just because of these extraordinary personalities around him, this young hero’s road of struggle looked so amazing…