“I broke through to Class 4 just like that?”
Lin Ye shook his head, feeling a little unreal.
Thud—
He stood up, and all the bones in his body emitted dense cracking sounds. There were also a large number of black particles in his pores.
The smell was incredibly unbearable, especially for Lin Ye, whose sense of smell had been strengthened by his talent. He almost fainted on the spot.
“Water, water, water, I can’t take it anymore. I want to shower!”
Lin Ye’s face turned green. He took off his Class 4 Silver Tier King’s Armor and his Level 2 Lord’s Skin.
He took out a dozen buckets of mineral water from his huge meru ring. “Tru, find a tall stone and pour the water on me.”
“Alrighty, my lord.”
Tru suppressed a laugh as he eagerly carried a large stone from the ruins of the haunted house and placed it in front of Lin Ye.
He smacked the bucket lid away.
He picked up the bucket and poured water over Lin Ye’s head.
Whoosh—
Under the cold water, even through his clothes, Lin Ye felt comfortable.
The weather in this other world was similar to autumn in China.
Originally, with his weak constitution, showering like this would most likely cause him to catch a cold.
But it was different now. His body had been tempered by Adelia’s original breathing technique and the Great Sage’s Battle Aura, so it was now extremely strong.
Not only did he not feel cold, he even felt good.
He quickly washed away the black impurities stuck to his pores. Normal people could no longer smell the stench.
But Lin Ye’s nose which had an enhanced sense of smell was still uncomfortable.
“Soap, shower gel!”
His thoughts raced through his interspatial ring. He had previously spent hundreds of thousands of Reputation Points when he browsed through and there were quite a number of toiletries inside.
“Found them!”
A moment later, there was a flash and a bar of soap appeared out of thin air.
Squish!
Perhaps because his strength increased a lot, he actually broke the soap. The broken soap slid down to the ground.
“My lord, what is this? I’ll help you pick it up,” Xu Que asked curiously.
“Don’t, there’s no need!”
Lin Ye coughed lightly. When he thought about the implication of another guy bending over in front of him back in China, he was so scared that he kicked the broken soap away.
This time, he was smart.
Instead of worrying about the soap, he took out a bottle of shower gel and a bottle of hair shampoo.
Although there were thousands of high-level goods in the Reputation Shop, he still liked the simple ones.
It was convenient for hygiene and he would feel comfortable after washing as well.
He was agile and quickly squeezed out the shower gel onto his skin, slabbing a large amount of foam on his body.
When he turned around, he found a group of people from the underworld.
Staring at him curiously – both men and women included.
What was it like to be stared at by thousands of people while showering?
And he was still inside the haunted house.
It felt strangely creepy.
“F*ck, why are all of you looking at me? Have you not seen handsome guys showering? Scram to the side and do your own thing. If you have nothing to do, fight each other. If you win, go to the treasure chests over there and find treasures that suit your taste. When I’m done showering, if you guys don’t finish choosing, I’ll take them all and leave them for the new recruits as benefits.”
After a round of scolding, 99% of the people ran away.
Previously, he had opened quite a number of Class 3 Purple Tier weapons and special equipment, Shadow Boots!
Although this thing was only Advanced Class 2 Blue Tier equipment, it had additional attributes. The wearer would have increased movement speed.
It could also relieve the ache in their legs. Even after traveling hundreds of kilometers a day, there would be no blisters.
“Why are you still here?”
Lin Ye rubbed the shower foam over his body as if wishing that he could wash away all the impurities.
He glanced at Adelia who was squatting alone at the graveyard and frowned.
“My lord, can you give me some of the things you use? It smells so good. It feels even better than my mother’s… cough cough, even more, fragrant than the Dew of Life my mother used!”
Adelia said expectantly.
“This is called shower gel. A divine item from China, the place I was from. It’s worth a thousand gold.” Lin Ye’s eyes darted around as he came up with a plan.
“Ah, so expensive? Forget it then.” Adelia was disappointed.
But on second thought, the Dew of Life her mother used was also worth a lot of money.
The thing called shower gel in front of her was fragrant and was a product of another world. It was reasonable for it to be expensive.
“Of course, this price is for outsiders. You don’t count as an outsider. I’ll pass you some later. Oh right, help me ask your mother when you get back. Ask if anyone in the underworld is interested in acquiring the divine items from the other world. I’ll sell them to you guys at a discount.” As Lin Ye washed off the soap, he smiled and said, “Also, this is silky shampoo. It’s also a divine item from China. Those who are not related to the emperor are not qualified to use it. I’ll show you an example first. If you think it’s acceptable, you can add that to the trade.”
“Another divine item, only used by the royal family!!!” Adelia stared.
Although she felt that her lord might be lying, she still could not help but believe him under the influence of her loyalty.
After some consideration, she felt that these two items would have a high market price for the nobles in the underworld.
She asked, “My lord, are you planning to exchange it for something else, or for zombie souls?”
“Of course I want to exchange it for something else. What’s the use of Zombie Souls?” Lin Ye started washing his hair. His head was covered in white foam. He even grabbed a handful of bubbles and blew at Adelia.
Perhaps because he had reached Class 4, his body was extremely strong, and he actually blew out more than ten human head-sized bubbles from the shampoo.
“Wow, not only can this divine item clean your hair, but you can also use it to blow bubbles!”
As a native of the underworld, Adelia seemed to have discovered a new world. Her eyes lit up.
“See, isn’t this product useful in different ways? How about it? Such a large bottle of a divine item in exchange for a few hundred Level 4 Body Strengthening Pills. It’s definitely worth it.”
Lin Ye narrowed his eyes.
“This… a few hundred Level 4 Body Strengthening Pills might be a little expensive… Even among nobles, not many can afford this price.”
Adelia cleared her throat, a little frightened by her lord’s appetite.
Only their lord would dare to voice such a price. If it were anyone else, they would have been beaten to death.
“Then what do you think its value is?”
Lin Ye gestured for Tru to continue pouring water and quickly rinsed his hair before asking casually.
“About 100 Level 3 Body Strengthening Pills?”
Adelia stole a peek at her lord and spoke carefully.
“!!!”
Lin Ye almost choked.
He was just bragging, but she took it seriously.
This trashy thing only cost 50 to 60 RMB in China. It might even be further discounted during sales.
Just this could be exchanged for 100 Level 3 Body Strengthening Pills??
If it really happened, it would be equivalent to 20-30 Class 3 Purple Tier weapons!
It would be making more money than opening treasure chests!
“Seriously? You’re not kidding me, are you?” Lin Ye looked at her suspiciously.
He randomly took out a cotton towel and wiped his body clean in a few seconds.
As for the water above his head, there was no need to use a hairdryer.
Whoosh!
His entire body lit up with the golden battle aura of the Great Sage. After circulating his cultivation technique a few times, the water on the surface of his hair evaporated.
“No, how is that possible? This is just my initial judgment. The price might still be able to increase, but it can only be sold in large, economically developed cities. The nobles in small cities can’t afford it.”
Adelia pondered and suggested, “Speaking of doing business, it’s best if you can recruit people from the Three-Tailed Fox Lady Clan. They’ve been doing business for generations and are experts in the field of trade. They also have trade chains in cities all over the underworld.”
“Three-tailed fox lady?”
Lin Ye narrowed his eyes and made a mental note of this name. He would give it a try when he had the chance.
“How about this? I’ll give you a few bottles first. You can send them back to the underworld through the teleportation array. I’ll reimburse the delivery fee afterward.”
“Teleportation arrays are expensive to use for deliveries,” Adelia reminded him.
“I know. Don’t forget your lord’s talent. Do it as I’ve instructed.”
With that, Lin Ye generously took out 7-8 bottles of shower gel and shampoo from his huge meru ring and wrote down notes in the words of the other world.
Otherwise, if these people mixed the two of them up, this advertisement would be wasted.
“I’ll give it a try then.” Adelia nodded and left reluctantly with the shower gel and shampoo.
After she left, Lin Ye took out the outdoor balcony and quickly hid behind it to change into a set of clean clothes.
From his underwear to his outer clothes, everything was new.
A few minutes after he sat down and rested, the market trading chat window lit up.
“Oh? Someone finally accepted the order!”
Lin Ye smiled when he saw the message.