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Douluo Live Room: All the audience are Tang San’s enemies!

Douluo Live Room: All the audience are Tang San’s enemies!

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Chapter 39: Tricking the Phoenix God! Gods don’t have brains either.

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Chapter 39: Tricking the Phoenix God! Gods don’t have brains either.

Chapter 39: Tricking the Phoenix God! Gods don’t have brains either. The two of them went up and down. Because of the different speeds, Diyihong's head was hit frequently. Most of the time it's the top of the head and belly, but occasionally it's the face and the big Diyihong couldn't help but sigh again that Zhu Zhuqing was really talented. The facial cleanser can be half buried on the side! This is positive. They must be all buried! In this regard. Zhu Zhuqing, who was "concentrating on cultivation", said she "had no idea" about it. In the live broadcast room. [「Phoenix God」: The host's perspective should not be adjusted so low, go up and take a look! ] ["God of Speed": Hmm? Fatty, can you say that again? ] ["Phoenix God": Hehe! Zhuqing, we are not in the same timeline, how can you still hit me? ] 【「Nine-Colored Goddess」: Stupid fat man. 】

["Phoenix God": What happened? ? ? ] ["God of Speed": Anchor, can you bear this? ] There was no response from the first Hong. [“Phoenix God”: The host is busy heading the ball, how can he have time to watch us chat? ] Ah! In response to Him, there was a series of prompts. [User "God of Speed" sent a gift: "God-given Soul Ring" x 1] [PS: The fat guy is being rude to your future wife! ] 【. "God-given Soul Ring" × 1】 [And a note: No man can tolerate this! ] 【. "God-given Soul Ring" × 1】 [.: Don’t let me look down on you! ] Rewarding has special effects. Diyihong's attention was immediately drawn, and he was speechless after reading the chat history. 'How come you are still so wretched even though you have become a god?' Don't give the Phoenix God a chance to answer and just silence him. ——You have to be tough when making rules! [User "Phoenix God" has been banned by the "anchor" for a month! ] ["Nine-Colored Goddess": One month? The fat guy must be suffocated to death. ] ["God of Speed": Well done! The man with the dirty talk is so disgusting! ]

["Nine-Colored Goddess": After all, she started whoring at the age of six. What can you expect from her? ] ["God of Speed": Even a million-year-old girl can eat it, what else can I say. 】 Ok! The Phoenix God has completely offended the two goddesses. [User "Phoenix God" sent a gift: "God-given Soul Ring" x 1] [And .: Anchor, I was wrong! Zhu Qingrongrong, I was wrong! ] 【. "God-given Soul Ring" × 1】 [PS: I will definitely keep my mouth shut in the future! ] 【. "God-given Soul Ring" × 1】 [And a note: You gods are very generous, please spare me! ] Begging for mercy. Neither of the two girls gave in, and Diyihong pretended not to see it. Until [. "Phoenix God". "God-given Soul Ring" x 1] [PS: Can I customize a low-level artifact for each person? ] ["Nine-Colored Goddess": Just want to get rid of it with just one piece? ] ["God of Speed": I'll give you a count. Ten pieces per person!] ["Nine-Colored Goddess": Ten pieces are only a few, I'd say a hundred! ] [. "Phoenix God". "God-given Soul Ring" x 1] [PS: Where can I get so many materials? Two at most! ] The two goddesses obviously have a clear understanding of the Phoenix God's family background. No more pulling. ["Nine-Colored Goddess": Then it's settled! ] ["God of Speed": Anchor, please untie the fat man. ] Diyihong chuckled. The cooperation is so tacit that everything is self-explanatory. [User "Phoenix God" has been unbanned by "Anchor"! ] ["Phoenix God": Thank you, host! Thank you, Zhuqing! Thank you, Rongrong! I will definitely keep my mouth shut in the future! ] Check it out!

I'm still going to thank you for being cheated. Diyihong couldn't help but shook his head. It seems that IQ is something that cannot be improved even if you become a god. "Hmm~" With a light snort, Diyi Hong realized that he had just shaken his head unintentionally. "hiss--" One of them is willing to fight, and the other is willing to be beaten. Spent a happy hour in heaven. Zhu Zhuqing finally learned how to fly and applied to fly solo without the escort of Diyihong. It can glide smoothly and occasionally do some fancy moves. Excited. How can human beings not yearn to fly? ——Except for fear of heights. Anyway, Zhu Zhuqing was flying very happily, and she was enjoying herself while exercising her soul power control. The best of both worlds. but. When the Shrek team below gathered together, some people became jealous! "Isn't this just being lazy and not training?" Tang San said somewhat sourly: "Physical training is also a very important part for spirit masters." "That's right!" Xiao Wu chimed in, "This is cheating! Teacher, don't you care?" Flanders and others collectively turned a deaf and dumb. Tube? Who the hell dares! Not to mention his means of crushing banned accounts with his bare hands. Just that middle finger was enough to break Zhao Wuji's fifth soul skill. Clearly at ease. Unguarded, this is it. Who can bear it? of course. There is another more important reason. Another hour passed. The soul power stored in the flying soul guide and Zhu Zhuqing's soul power were both exhausted. She landed in the team, put the flying soul guide into the storage ring, and started today's physical training. Diyihong followed, but did not run.

This slight increase in physical fitness from training can be achieved by simply eating some magical herbs. There is no need to force yourself to endure hardship. He spread his phoenix wings and flew low beside Zhu Zhuqing, swaying back and forth and attracting a lot of attention. Well. No! This future is your treasure, how can you let others see it? Just about to contact the live studio. Li Yusong came over. of course. His goal was not to watch the ball up close, but to be the first. "No. 1." Li Yusong smiled and asked tentatively, "The thing that Zhu Qing was flying just now, is it a soul guide?" Diyihong glanced at the old man. Li Yusong smiled embarrassedly. Get past him. Except for Flanders. Zhao Wuji and others were also looking over here. It seems that they all yearn for the sky. "Yeah, a flying soul guide." Diyihong said casually, "Why, do you want to experience it too?" "Is it okay?" Li Yusong asked expectantly, "If it's too much trouble, forget it." "Then forget it." "." Li Yusong was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks and wanted to slap himself. Why are you making excuses when there is nothing wrong? "Okay, I won't tease you anymore." Diyihong said with a smile: "Here, just put it on your back to activate it and control it with soul power." He took out a stack of discs, all of which were level 3 flying soul guides. "So many?" Li Yusong exclaimed, "Did you pack up some ancient relics?" The first one smiled but said nothing. Li Yusong patted his forehead. "It's the teacher who talks too much."

"After we have experienced it, we will definitely send it back intact!" Take the disc carefully. Li Yusong returned to the team happily and distributed them to everyone. One for Zhao Wuji, one for Shao Xin, one for Xiao Wu, and one for Tang San. Even Flanders, who can fly, received one! When it came to Ma Hongjun, who was looking forward to it, it was gone. "Ah?" Ma Hongjun said dissatisfiedly: "Why is it gone when it comes to me?" Li Yusong didn't say anything. Do you really not know, or are you pretending not to know? (End of this chapter)

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