Chapter 336: Chapter 337 Xiao Shu is the best!
Translator: 549690339
Ever since he discovered that he’s not allergic to a lot of new food, the little guy has been enjoying meals, savoring every mouthful.
Ye Xingbei looked at her son amusedly, realizing his sleeves and pants had also become too short.
She turned around to Gu Junzhu, “Do you have time in the afternoon? Both kids’ clothes have become quite short, we need to buy new ones.”
Gu Junzhu nodded, “Of course, shopping with my wife, I must make time.”
Xiao Shumiao chuckled, making a funny face at Gu Junzhu, “Dad, you’re totally whipped!”
Gu Junzhu:
Ye Xingbei couldn’t help but laugh, pinching the little boy’s face, “Xiao Shu, don’t say such things. Does your dad have no face?”
“Oh,” Xiao Shumiao blinked, “Then I’ll say it quietly.”
He let go of Gu Junzhu’s hand, ran up to him, and tugged at his clothes. He made Gu Junzhu lean down and then whispered into his ear, “Dad, being whipped isn’t embarrassing! Fear of the wife is actually love for the wife! Dad loves mom, dad, you’re great!”
Gu Junzhu:”…”
Son, don’t you feel you know a bit too much?
Ye Xingbei watched Xiao Shumiao as he mysteriously nuzzled against Gu Junzhu’s neck, “Xiao Shu, do you want to continue eating?”
“Yes, yes, yes!” Xiao Shumiao kissed Gu Junzhu multiples times with a “muah muah” sound, before he hopped back to Ye Xingbei’s side. He took Ye Xingbei’s hand again, “Let’s eat! I can eat a lot, a lot of food! Brother Xiaoyue, let’s have a competition to see who can eat more!”
The result of the competition was that the little guy had eaten too much and was now full.
He lay on Gu Junzhu’s lap, holding his little stomach, “Dad, I’m so full.”
Ye Xingbei scolded, “Who told you to eat so much.”
He ate more than his combined total of the last two meals.
The little guy was all smiles, “Delicious! The meat was good, the shrimp was good, and the pancake was good too. I want to eat more tomorrow!”
Ye Xingbei:”…”
Gu Junzhu gently massaged his little stomach, “Even if it’s good, you can’t eat so much at once. Eating small portions is healthier.”
Ye Xingbei stared at him, “Who was the one that kept giving him the shrimp from his own plate? You’re an accomplice to his overeating!”
Gu Junzhu coughed, “Who was the one that transferred all the beef from her own plate to our son’s?”
Ye Xingbei:”…”
Alright, she won’t laugh at his misdeeds since she’s guilty herself.
Xiao Shumiao chuckled, looked at Lingyue across from him, “Brother Xiaoyue,
I won! I ate more than you!”
Lingyue nodded, “Mmm, Xiao Shu won, Xiao Shu is the best!”
Ye Xingbei:”…”
She just didn’t understand what was so great about being a glutton.
Xiao Shumiao grinned, shaking Ye Xingbei’s hand, “Mom, I won against Brother Xiaoyue!”
“Okay, okay! You won, you’re really great!” Ye Xingbei nodded perfunctorily, a mixture of indulgence and helplessness.
“Mom, when will you let Brother Xiaoyue become my dad’s disciple?” The little guy’s glittering eyes were full of anticipation, “If Brother Xiaoyue becomes Dad’s disciple, then Brother Xiaoyue would be my martial arts elder brother, wouldn’t he? And I would be the martial arts younger brother?”
Ye Xingbei couldn’t hold back her laughter, pinching the little guy’s tender cheek, “Son, how do you know so much?”
“That’s how it is on TV!” The little guy’s eyes were brimming with excitement, “If Brother Xiaoyue becomes my martial arts elder brother, does that mean I’ve become a martial arts master?”