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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Replay 07: Opening the Temple of Learning

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Chinese Entertainment: Enjoy the Addiction

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Chapter 59: Steel Wire Chapter

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Chapter 59: Steel Wire Chapter

Chapter 59 Wire Festival Douxiaoshe has become popular, and now everyone can attract onlookers when they go out to record a show. During the recording process, Qi Long took some time out of his busy schedule and found a roadside stall with Yue Yunpeng to eat, but the owner didn't charge them. Of course Qi Long still gave it to him. He didn't think that the so-called star halo was a way to eat and drink for free, and you are not short of money. Moreover, the crosstalk industry relies on skills to make a living. If you don’t pay for food, wouldn’t that be the same as begging? This is the rule of the crosstalk industry. Qi Long thanked the boss for the treat on the surface, but without giving him face, he quietly put the money at the bottom of the bowl and quickly ran away with Yue Yunpeng. There is no need to go into details about the specific recording. It is worth mentioning that everyone has grown and their minds have become more active. After experiencing the Qi Long substitution incident, several people also realized that they could have fun with this variety show, and all kinds of alliances and routines emerged. After one episode of the show, it is rare for ten people to create more than 20 groups. After the second episode of the variety show, "Dragon Gate Hotel", was broadcast, it was like a bolt from the blue, causing a huge wave of controversy. Many official media outlets specifically praised "The Comedy Club", making the already popular program even more popular. At a time when all of Deyun’s disciples have become famous through variety shows, the Wire Festival has arrived.

In this world, the Wire Festival is one of the three major performances of the Deyun Society every year, in addition to this there are also the annual opening and closing performances. However, this is a little different from the opening and closing ceremonies. Not all the actors of Deyun Society who can come came, only some actors who have performance tasks came. But it lasted for a long time, with performances lasting for several days. The first and last days are the most important, and both Guo and Yu have to perform at least three segments to give back to the audience. There are also drum music performances, group crosstalk performances, Lao Guo’s stand-up crosstalk performances, etc. Among the community of crosstalk lovers, these days are very much anticipated. On the first day, Dong Qiang did not go up, so Qi Long and Guo and Yu performed the "Peeling the Jacket" performance. It just so happened that Dongqiang said he wanted to go to Shanghai to watch the playoffs of the game League of Legends. His friend Acong gave him the tickets. When he was in college, Dongqiang liked to play that game very much and even asked Qilong to play it together. Later, he stopped playing it, but he would still watch it when it came to crucial competitions. Therefore, the performance of Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang was scheduled on the last day of the Wire Festival. Qi Long came to the backstage alone and saw Guo Degang leading his sons, apprentices and disciples such as Guo Qilin and Shaobing to teach them a skill. Seeing Qi Long coming, Lao Guo waved his hand and said, "Junior brother, I just had a sudden idea. How about we come back and do "Painting on a Fan"?" "Okay!" Qi Long agreed, "Which part should I sing?" "You can make up a paragraph yourself. Don't worry about me. I will teach them!" "Okay!" Qi Long nodded and went to put on makeup. After putting on makeup, Qi Long picked up his mobile phone and prepared to see if there were any good innovations in "Painting a Fan" from another world and copy it directly. It doesn’t matter if you don’t search, but once you search, the one that ranks highest is the car accident version of “Painting a Fan”! I clicked on it and listened, and was really amused by Qi Long. Except for Lao Guo at the beginning and Tao Yang at the end, none of them were correct. Some sang the wrong lyrics, some were out of tune, some were short, and it looked like they were made up on the spot. Um, do you want me to remind you? Forget it. It’s two worlds. Although some things are the same, they are not all the same. Seeing how seriously these disciples are practicing, there should be no problem, right?

The first show opened with Deyun's exclusive opening actors Shaobing and Cao Heyang again. When these two brothers partnered with others, they could always do their job in a proper manner. Once they come into contact with each other, they start to make a lot of noise, like wild dogs on the loose. The two of them were chatterboxes and jokes, but they were very enthusiastic, which was suitable for the opening and made everyone lively. The next performance was by Guo and Yu. Guo often used old jokes and jokes in many commercial performances. I don’t know if he was afraid that his apprentices would have nothing to eat if he worked too hard. But in this performance, the two of them really put in their best effort and performed a piece of "Praise the Classics" with many running lines. In the introduction part, Yu Qian's father was naturally given a new career, which was hilarious. In the third scene, Tao Yang and Guo Qilin, these two made a scene of learning Chinese opera. Guo’s solo singing was pretty good, but when compared with Tao Yang, the gap was obvious. The title of Peking Opera prodigy is not for nothing! In the fourth game, it was Qi Long's turn. "Now please enjoy the crosstalk "Peeling the Jacket", performed by Qi Long, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian!" Most people came to this wire festival for Lao Guo and Yu Qian. Qi Long has also been a popular actor recently. As soon as Hou Zhen finished the curtain call, the audience burst into applause, followed by a classic praise for Guo Degang's crosstalk: "Eh~~" As soon as he arrived in front of the stage, some audience members ran up to give him flowers. Guo Degang greeted them and went to receive them with Qi Long. There were quite a lot of flowers. After putting the flowers away and returning to the stage, Qi Long said with emotion: "Brother, this is all the love given to you by the audience. You, the audience, know what my brother likes. He likes flowers!" "Don't you like it too? I noticed that you were staring at the chrysanthemums given to you by the audience!" Guo Degang's supporting role will never say yes to you in a proper manner. He will find an opportunity to make fun of you. This slightly vulgar joke immediately made everyone laugh. "It's so enjoyable just watching!" Yu Qian said and burst into laughter again. Qi Long squatted down and picked up the bouquet they were pointing at: "This is a sunflower!" The three of them made each sentence burst into laughter, and the venue, which had been a bit dull due to the Peking Opera segment that was difficult to understand, immediately became lively again. Qi Long said with emotion: "I just said the truth, my brother really likes flowers. Today is the Wire Festival, many friends sent flower baskets, and the backstage was full of flowers. My brother loved it so much that he just lay down among the flowers and fell asleep!" "Yes, it's comfortable to sleep smelling the fragrance of flowers!" Guo Degang nodded immediately. "You were asleep. Your disciple was so heartbroken when he saw you. He thought you were dead. Guo Qilin started crying and knelt on the ground crying 'Daddy!'" "My son is filial!" "Not only your son, but your disciples are also sad. Zhang Helun suggested that since our master loved to hear applause when he was alive, let's applaud him!" After saying that, Qi Long started clapping. The audience burst into laughter. "This evil disciple!" Guo Degang shouted angrily. "Qin Xiaoxian shouted, 'Master likes to laugh, we have to laugh and applaud! '" Qi Long continued to laugh and applaud. "This criminal!" Guo Degang continued to shout. Yu Qian spoke up: "What's this? Guo Degang likes the applause from the audience, not his apprentices!" As soon as he finished speaking, the audience burst into applause. When the applause gradually died down, Yu Qian and Qi Long both stood with their hands behind their backs and looked at Guo Degang.

Qi Long spoke up: "Brother, the audience is applauding, it would be unreasonable for you not to kill one, right?" The whole place burst into laughter. Yu Qian added: "Look, there's laughter!" (End of this chapter)

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