No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 58: Fighting Laughter Society

Read on App

Rated Novels

Ongoing
I want to be a DPS after awakening my maximum defense!

The game comes into reality, with monsters, beasts, and dungeons everywhere.Su Mo awakened absolute defense at the beginning, but he only wanted to be an output.Because when he awakened absolute defense, he also awakened a growth ability.Killing Heart: Whenever you kill an enemy, you can increase one attribute.The more powerful the enemy you kill, the more attributes you will gain, and there is no upper limit to the stacking!Classmate: "You are the only damage dealer standing against the boss, how can this be justified?"Su Mo: "If you can't even resist, how can you output? Real output should be able to withstand the enemy's damage! Fight him head-on!"Classmate: "But the boss doesn't lose blood when he hits you!"Su Mo: "That's because its output is not enough!" Novel keywords: I want to be a DPS when I awaken to the full level of defense! No pop-up window, I want to be a DPS when I awaken to the full level of defense! txt full set download, I want to be a DPS when I awaken to the full level of defense! Latest chapter reading

Ongoing
On the first day of military training, the iceberg school beauty came to deliver water

During the holiday after the college entrance examination, Lu Li met a good brother online.The two of them played various games together every day, sent each other beautiful 2D pictures, and chatted about everything.On the day when the college entrance examination results were announced, Lu Li got admitted to Jiangnan University, where his good brother studied, as he wished.On the first day of military training, Lu Li, who was about to be burned silly by the scorching sun, sent a message to his good brother."Godfather, please send me a cup of iced milk tea during the military training tomorrow!""Wait for me at the playground, big boy!"The next day, Jiang Lianxue, the most beautiful girl on campus at Jiangnan University, the ice goddess with a slim waist and long legs, appeared on the playground drinking milk tea.Then, in front of the shocked gazes of the freshmen, she walked up to Lu Li and handed him the half-drunk milk tea."Here, I brought some iced milk tea. Drink it, my dear son~"

Ongoing
Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie King

Don’t miss the good girls, and don’t let the bad women go—BY Zhakun.Breaking news in 05: Xu Kun is constantly involved in scandals.Audience: That’s normal. Have you ever seen him play a good guy?News from 11: Exposing the Aquaman Xu Kun.Fans: Impossible! Do you know how hard Kun works?!News from 17: Movie star Xu Kun angrily denounced the young actor for his corrupt personal ethics.Passerby: Well done! It’s time for a big shot in the circle with both moral integrity and artistic talent to step forward!Novel keywords: Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie Emperor without pop-up window, Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie Emperor txt full download, Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie Emperor latest chapter reading

Ongoing
Back to the teenage years

If you are born unfortunate and live unfortunate, it is the distortion of the times and the rape of your soul that have left you with a mark of life that cannot be repeated. 2022, reborn with love, the youth returns.

Ongoing
After rebirth, start to do whatever you want

"My god, you call this sitting still?"……People will eventually be trapped throughout their lives by the things they could not obtain when they were young.Boss Chen, the winner in life, had to return to his youth before he had time to enjoy life.Chen Yu: Now that I have a new life, I will make up for my regrets and spend my time on the most precious people and things.This book is also known as "Why are they so different?", "Girlfriend, listen to my excuses", "Brother, she took the initiative", and "A collection of dog-licking defenses"Novel keywords: After rebirth, I started to do whatever I want without pop-up windows, After rebirth, I started to do whatever I want txt full download, After rebirth, I started to do whatever I want latest chapter reading

Ongoing
Full charm points, inherit game assets

Single and fat, with no car or house, 25-year-old Tang Song sees no hope in life.After encountering workplace bullying, the male god development game he had been playing for three years suddenly descended into the real world, along with his huge assets and elite talents in the game.This is a story about the development of a male god. Novel keywords: Charm points full, inherit game assets without pop-up window, Charm points full, inherit game assets txt full download, Charm points full, inherit game assets latest chapter reading

Ongoing
Villain: After Air Bombing The System, I Ran Away In A Plane

Yan Xiu travels through the world of novels, where empires run rampant and heroines fly everywhere! Yan Xiu: The heroine is a professional kidnapper and posted online...Jinghua, Lolita, Yujie, seven senior sisters? , mother-in-law......? aunt? Don't come here!Aunt: Come on! My fault! Yan Xiu: I never hesitate when it comes to heroines, and I'm never careless when it comes to protagonists! If there is a chance, the ashes will be flushed down the toilet!There seems to be a bug in the lottery draw, what kind of portraits are drawn, what if they are worthless, huh? Swordsmanship? Supreme treasure skin? Fighting Qi: Queen Medusa? Soul Beast: Xiao Wu? Um? What the hell are these?Rebirth of the Immortal Emperor: Brother, don't hit me, you can tie up the heroine as you like, I still know where there is a chance, I will give it to you, don't hit me!

Ongoing
I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Yang Lin travels through parallel worlds and becomes an unknown Mr. Yin YangWhen you swipe the video once, you swipe to a eating and broadcastingA system prompt suddenly came out of my mind[Long-term overeating, 90% death rate due to myocardial infarction after one hour] Yang Lin sent a like and attention backhand"Professional yin and yang, guarantee you a worry-free life, and you can get 10% off if you book in advance"Netizens burst into laughter, calling the blogger a good businessBut what I didn't expect was that the next day, the food broadcast really fell off.Everyone is stupid nowAfter so many times, Yang Lin became popular all over the InternetNetizens shouted in succession: Please give me a handOne day, when Yang Lin saw the live broadcast of DamimiSuddenly sent likes and attentionThe barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly boiled"Holy shit, big honey, run fast""Barbie is Q, big honey, you are going to Q""Wuuuu, big honey, I will miss you"...Big Honey:? ? ?

Ongoing
Zhaijia Has Been Doing Animation For Three Years, And Was Exposed By The Dumb Girl

My name is Su Yang. I stayed at home for three years and focused on making animation.On this day, my parents listened to the advice of a "good" relative and sent me to Xinguo College for treatment of autism.Fifty days later, when I walked out of the school gate, countless reporters and fans squatted at the gate and swarmed up!I'm on fire?...My name is Dai Xiaomei. My younger brother who has stayed at home for three years was sent to Xinguo Academy by his parents!"Brothers, let me show you the current situation of my younger brother's room in the house for three years!" When she turned on the computer, opened the folder, and opened the first anime video..."Old woman, hurry up and watch the next episode of Evolution Ultimate Body!""Yituo replied, look at others, this is animation!""Is this an anime that one person can make at home?! Doubt about life!"When Su Yang returned home, TV stations and video sites across the country flocked to him, waving money and begging for exclusive rights!He smiled slightly: "Let's talk about shooting Tokusho-Altman first."...

Ongoing
I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou

Li Changbai crossed over and became Yuanmou Man million years agoAs the head of the tribe, Li Changbai just wants to lie flatTen days later, a woman named Sister Zhou fell from the sky"Ding! Congratulations to the host for meeting with sister Zhou, the system has been successfully activated!"...My name is Zhou Shuyi, I'm an anchorI traveled through time and met primitive peopleI joined them and found out that the boss of Yuanmou is so strong that he is insane!Drilling wood to make fire? make a fireMake salt? Mammoth doing BBQCopper and iron smelting brought China into the Bronze Age million years agoBy the way, he also raised a saber-toothed tiger, named Ying JiangWhat's even more exaggerated is that he subdued the surrounding tribes and unified prehistoric China!Then, we start the expedition:Laomei's "Angel Civilization", is he a duck?In Greek mythology, Zeus kissed the instep of his feet?Pyramids of Egypt, ancient Mayan city, Asia..

Ongoing
Huanxi: The Villain Becomes Stronger, Xiaomeng Gets Drunk At The Beginning

Jiang Chen has traveled to the world of joy and obtained the villain system, as long as he suppresses the protagonist, he can become stronger."Ding! The host ruined Fang Yifan's unrequited love, reward: a top-equipped Mercedes-Benz big G.""Ding! The host gave Qiao Weidong a beautiful little hat, and the reward: a house in Scholarly Garden.""Ding! The host gave Fang Yuan a big..."From then on, a qualified villain was born.However, when Jiang Chen felt a bit lonely as an expert, he suddenly discovered that this is not just a world of joy.Jiang Lai, Lin Miaomiao, Han Fei...Before he knew it, Jiang Chen had already stood at the apex.

Ongoing
Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden

After working as a volunteer teacher for six years, Zhou Jingyuan finally retired.On the same day he left, a poverty alleviation variety show came to the impoverished village where he had worked.Then, the national audience was stunned.The school song he left for the school caused a sensation in the entire music world.The school motto he left for his students has become a famous warning that major universities and colleges are eager to quote.The extracurricular tutoring materials he wrote for students became treasures that major publishing houses scrambled for.The poems he left by the lake made many literary giants pay homage to him...After being shocked to the point of being almost numb, everyone began to pursue a question:Who exactly is this Teacher Zhou? Novel keywords: Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden without pop-ups, poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden txt full download, poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden latest chapter reading

Chapter 58: Fighting Laughter Society

Chapter 58: Fighting Laughter Society Crosstalk performers on the stage rely on each other. They can interfere with each other, but they must not interfere to the point of knocking each other off the stage. Once this happens, it is a stage accident. When Qi Long was messing with Jin Henan, he had already thought about how to resolve each problem. He also knew that Gao Dongqiang must have thought of a solution when he improvised a question on stage, but he was also curious, so he asked: "What would you say if I didn't pick up "Blocking the Light"?" "I just said you're not good at Peking opera, and then asked about Ping opera excerpts 'Eighteen Farewells' and Huangmei opera 'The Female Prince Consort', and asked about Bangzi. You said you're good at Bangzi, so I just mentioned 'Fenhe Bay'!" Gao Dongqiang smiled and answered, "It's not my fault. Brother Qian gave me the idea. After filming yesterday, I went to Brother Qian's horse farm to drink!" "Whenever your master drinks, something bad will happen to our sect. Luckily I react quickly!" Qi Long joked. The two of them walked backstage with smiles on their faces, and were called by Guo and Yu to listen to the crosstalk performed by the actors in the back. In this crosstalk performance, the first pair of actors rocked the show, which was both a good thing and a bad thing for the second pair of actors. The good thing is that the atmosphere has become lively and it's easy to make people laugh no matter what you say.

The bad side is, of course, that things are too good at the beginning and psychological expectations are too high. If you fail to meet them, the audience will gradually become cold and the place will become a mess. Guo Qilin and Meng Hetang suffered this loss. Their mediocre comedy show didn't cause much waves. This is why, when a talented actor shoots backwards, the one behind him won’t be able to catch up! As expected, No. 38 Qiqi once again got the highest number of votes! However, since they were just joking around, no one took the ranking seriously. Instead, after the recording session, Lao Guo said to Qi Long, "Junior brother, September is coming soon, and the Wire Festival is coming. For this large-scale performance, can you perform "Ba Ma Gua" with us?" The Wire Festival is a large-scale performance organized by the Deyun Society on Lao Guo’s birthday, and it has been held for many years in a row. The group crosstalk "Ba Ma Gua" is basically a regular feature of the Wire Festival. Every year, Guo Yujia or someone else performs a segment of it, and many of his apprentices have performed it. Qi Long naturally had no objection and nodded: "Okay!" "Qi Long and I both love watching your version of 'Ba Ma Gua'. It completely changes the supporting actor's character!" Dong Qiang said from the side. Yu Qian agreed with his eyes: "Indeed, his innovation is amazing!" Originally, "Peeling the Ma Gua" was a joke to cover up a lie. The funny man's speech was vague and incoherent, and he relied on the fact that someone was wearing his Ma Gua to cover up his lie. The audience watched it for the novelty. How could he cover up such a ridiculous lie? The supporting actor in the middle is an honest man who passes messages around. As "Ba Ma Gua" is performed more and more often and broadcast on TV, the audience knows the answers to many of the lies and no longer has the feeling of applauding when seeing a clever lie being covered up. Lao Guo made a change. His supporting actor was no longer an honest man, but a funny guy who likes to stir up trouble. He made trouble here and there, which added a lot of jokes. "It's interesting to innovate the old stuff!" Dongqiang nodded vigorously. When Qi Long heard this, he thought of the highly-played crosstalk from another world: "Then I have to innovate too!" When he said this, the three of them looked at him, asking him what he thought. "I will dig and dig. Before you tell me the riddle, I will reveal the answer to it, directly testing Brother Qian's memory of riddles." After hearing what he said, the three of them's eyes lit up. This idea was quite unique and they thought it was worth a try. Guo Degang said: "Our "Ba Ma Gua" prelude is basically a talent show, and then I kept stirring it up, and Nifenger (the character wearing a Ma Gua) couldn't stand it and shouted that he wanted to quit. Then Teacher Yu took off your Ma Gua and started the real work. You got ready and we'll do the rehearsal in a few days!"

"Okay!" Qi Long nodded in agreement. After a while, Qi Long and Dong Qiang began to try out new tricks in the small theater. On the one hand, the Wire Festival was approaching, and on the other hand, the tickets for their special tour in October had also started to sell. In the middle of the process, the brothers also participated in the preliminary review of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and passed it smoothly. As time went by, "Deyun Douxiaoshe" was officially launched on Penguin Video. The variety show section of Penguin Video is very optimistic about this outdoor variety show and directly gave it top-level recommendation resources. When you open the Penguin Video page, there is a three-second non-skippable advertisement for "De Yun Dou Xiao She". In the past two or three weeks, many German crosstalk actors have repeatedly mentioned it during their performances. Once it was released online, many crosstalk fans clicked in to watch it immediately. In this world without outdoor variety shows, in this world where outdoor recordings are mostly a small part of studio variety shows, a group of people's thrilling chase outdoors immediately makes everyone see the freshness. Can variety shows be played like this? The recording took a whole day, and the editing was naturally done to keep the funniest parts while keeping the story structure intact. Most of the audience laughed from beginning to end. "I came here for the crosstalk. It's funnier than crosstalk!" "Qi Long made me laugh to death. He brought a group of Guo Degang's disciples to scold Guo Degang." "The director is a genius. Guo Degang is Yu Qian and Yu Qian is Guo Degang. Hahahaha!" "In the blink of an eye, an hour and a half has passed. I didn't even feel the passage of time!" The show received rave reviews on various platforms, and major groups also seized the opportunity to spend money to buy trending searches. The purpose of spending this money is to prevent Weibo from being stuck in the trending searches, otherwise the money spent will be put on you. With a large number of viewers who have watched the show and commented on it, the broadcast data of "De Yun Dou Xiao She" is getting higher and higher, and more and more people are joining the army of recommendations to recommend this hilarious variety show. In less than a day, this variety show became a hit. To what extent? Many people asked Yan Min if she needed guests, and some even offered to reduce the price. It was so popular. Look at the crosstalk performers participating in the show, they all have some variety show labels. Qi Long, the guy who formed an alliance with Gao Dongqiang to steal the five weapons at the beginning and deceived several nephews, was given the title of "Deyun's Bad Uncle" by everyone; The muscular man Dong Qiang is called Brother Qiang by everyone because he is really strong and can basically kill Shao Bing, Qin Xiaoxian and others in seconds. The pitiful Qin Xiaoxian, the teased vice president Luan Yunping, and the smart Cao Heyang all left a deep impression on everyone. The number of fans of these people soared, except Qi Long who does not have a Weibo account. But Qi Long’s harvest was not small either. The number of coins increased rapidly and directly exceeded ten thousand. This aroused Qi Long's interest, as he always won some disposable items in the guaranteed draws during this period. Recently, he has won the following: [Throat lozenges that keep your throat from getting dry all day long], [Nutrients that guarantee to prevent you from shedding your skin], [Functional drink that can restore your energy with just a sip of water when you are tired], [A sleeping pill that can help you sleep till dawn without dreaming], [Insoles that guarantee to prevent you from spraining your ankle], and so on. In short, they are all things: useful, but not very useful. There were many things that made you "fight! Have fun", but Qi Long had no place to use them. He seriously suspected that the software was targeting him, just to make him spend money so that he couldn't draw skill books or anything like that, so he chose to use 20,000 coins to buy the "Intermediate Tutorial of Opera". It didn't matter, with the growth rate of the group variety show, it would be fine as soon as the second episode was aired. [Tip: The same program and the same crosstalk show have the same time, but considering that this software is a conscientious software, the coins obtained in the second period will be multiplied by one tenth, and the third period will be the same.] Qi Long couldn't help but complain: "Where is your conscience? You feel guilty, don't you?!"

Recently there is news that the third episode of Dou Xiao She is expected to be broadcast in the second half of the year. I hope the director is still Director Yan, as his variety shows are more to my taste (except for the new travel notes)   (End of this chapter)

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device