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Chapter 329: Everyone agrees: Steal!

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Chapter 329: Everyone agrees: Steal!

An hour later, the door of the mobile home converted from containers opened, and seven people came out one after another and gathered in the square in front. "All the money should have been spent, right? All the money should have been spent, right?" Gao Dongqiang asked impatiently. "That must have cost a lot!" The big guys responded. Just when Dongqiang was about to ask them what they bought, the director of the program interrupted them hurriedly, not allowing them to reveal the spoilers to each other in advance, and wanted to go into the house to see and film their first reactions. Starting from Qi Long's container, there was an empty bottle of water in it. The director announced: "Qi Long, spend three R coins!" "OK!" Sha Yi ran over and clenched his fist excitedly. Qi Long looked at him so excited and said with a smile: "You have more than ten R coins, right?" Sha Yi nodded quickly, with a guilty tone: "Hmmmm." "I knew someone was going to surpass me, so I saved a little bit, and saved seven!" "Brothers!"

Continue to Dongqiang's room. There are two water bottles. One has been finished, but the other one is more than half full. He felt that the weight of the water bottle was too small halfway through the exercise, so he ordered another bottle. It didn't exceed that. There were six R coins, and four were left over for everyone to spend. Next was Chaoyue's room. She was very careful with her money and spent just ten gold coins to get some snacks and water. I went to Gal's room and spent four R coins to buy paper and pen, and wrote songs in the room. Later, I found that it was not elegant to write on the ground, so I spent another three R coins to buy a small stool, but the stool was made of plastic with a little corrugation on it, which made it difficult to write. So I bought a small table with another five R coins. Eleven, one more! Thanks to Qi Long and Dong Qiang's savings, everyone now has ten R coins left over. As they walked towards Shen Teng's room, Qi Long said with a smile, "We're going to the worst-hit area next!" According to Qi Long's idea, Brother Teng, who has always been lazy and likes to rest whenever he can, must get a mattress worth eleven R coins. This is just the basic one. He may also buy pillows, fans, fruits and other things to increase his enjoyment. "You should apologize to me later. What does a severely affected area mean?" Shen Teng looked unconvinced. As soon as he entered the door, there was only a pillow inside, which cost six gold coins. Shen Teng just lay on the ground and slept. "Ouch!" "Isn't Fuji too team-oriented?" "Brothers!" "I'm sorry, Brother Teng!" Qi Long apologized directly! Now everyone has 14 coins left. As long as Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian each have no more than coins, the first task will be successfully completed. They walked into Sha Yi's room, which contained leftover lunch boxes. "Old Northeastern lunch box, sold for eight yuan in Northeast China, with three dishes, how is it?" "How many R coins?" Everyone is not concerned about the original value of the product, but the value of the R coins of the program team. Sha Yi said timidly, "Fifteen!" "fifteen?" Sha Yi quickly said that the lunch box was only thirteen R coins, but the production team did not provide chopsticks, so he spent two R coins to buy chopsticks. In addition, the food was too salty after he finished eating, so he bought a bottle of water, spending a total of eighteen R coins. As Sha Yi finished speaking, Qin Xiaoxian's face turned pale: "Can't you eat instant noodles?"

Well, seeing this situation, Lao Qin must have spent too much. When everyone entered his container room and took a look, they were stunned. There was a pair of trousers thrown on the ground, two boxes of instant noodles, stools, and even a lazy sofa worth twelve R coins in the room. "Are you fighting in there?" "It's a pigsty. How can you mess it up like this in just one hour?" Everyone was shocked by this "dirty and messy" room. Qin Xiaoxian was helpless, so he quickly spilled his noodles on his pants and gave a speech. Qin Xiaoxian spent a total of 23 R coins and became the culprit of the mission failure. Qi Long grabbed his collar and shook him back and forth: "Are you the undercover agent this time?" As soon as these words were spoken, everyone looked at Qin Xiaoxian suspiciously. Maybe it's true, he's specifically trying to destroy everyone's consensus. "I swear to the lamp, it's not me. Even if there is an undercover agent, it's not me!" Qin Xiaoxian raised his hand and made a swearing gesture. Shen Teng, who was standing at the door of the room and leaning against the wall, immediately turned off the lights. "Hahahahaha!" Qin Xiaoxian rushed over and pushed Shen Teng: "Brother, don't mess with me, it really has nothing to do with me. I was just planning to eat some dry noodles and then change my pants." "I understand this, but what about the lazy sofa? It's too much!" Wang Jiaer criticized while sitting on the lazy sofa. Qin Xiaoxian sighed: "I thought I was going to lose, so I just wanted to enjoy myself. I almost bought a game console!" Just as everyone was discussing, accompanied by a message of mission failed, a group of masked men wearing red cloaks and red masks rushed into the room, holding ceremonial snowflake spray cans and ribbon spray cans in their hands, and started spraying everyone. Shen Teng, who was standing at the door, was the first to be hit, followed by the others. Qi Long used the lazy sofa as a protective gear and hid behind with Wang Jiaer, so he was not sprayed too badly. The others all wore snowflake ribbons. I didn't expect that there would be a punishment after failure. Everyone went to clean up the water pipe nearby, and then started the second unanimous challenge. This time, they used the fitting room at the beginning. Qi Long guessed that it was some kind of makeup or something like that, and he started to break the rules immediately, indicating with his hand a one-centimeter style, the kind that had lost the South Korean market. Meaning, no matter what, we'll choose short ones. Qin Xiaoxian immediately understood what Qi Long meant, and looked around and shouted: "Hey? Who is missing? Is there someone missing among us?" Qi Long counted quickly: "What's short? What's short? Oh, a short person?!" A bunch of old foxes saw them constantly emphasizing one word and knew what it meant. At the request of the program group, they entered the fitting room. However, there were no funny props such as wigs and glasses as Qi Long had imagined in the room, but there were name tags of the seven of them. A question appeared on the small screen in the room: Please choose the ugliest member. "Hahahahahaha!" Qi Long immediately threw himself, Qin Xiaoxian, Wang Jiaer and Yang Chaoyue aside, leaving behind the brothers Shen Teng and Sha Yi, who were once the school idols but are now a joke, and Gao Dongqiang, a man with small eyes and a muscular body. After thinking about it, no one would choose Gao Dongqiang, because Shen Teng and Sha Yi are enough choices. But this task is basically troublesome, because Shen Teng will choose Sha Yi, and Sha Yi will choose Shen Teng. Sure enough, after they went out, the two handsome boys from the Military Art Academy began to blame each other: How could you choose me? Of course I chose you! The two were not convinced and decided to let the other five people show their name tags to see who had the most choices and who would be the ugliest. Qi Long showed his card, Sha Yi. Sha Yi looked surprised and said, "Long, you..." "Choose the shorter one. I told you to choose the shorter one at the beginning. You don't have enough strokes!" In the end, Gao Dongqiang was the only one who chose Shen Teng. The others all chose Sha Yi. Shen Teng went to Dongqiang to ask for an explanation. Dong Qiang was just fooling around: "Brother Teng, I believe in you. They don't believe in you. I think you can bear the pain and make fun of yourself for the sake of victory. Sha Yi doesn't have that kind of vision. I believe in your vision, so I chose you. If everyone believes in you, then we are all unanimous!"

Qi Long knew at a glance that he knew he couldn't complete it and just picked one randomly for the show effect, and immediately retorted: "So Brother Teng should thank you?" "What else?" Dong Qiang shouted. Qi Long immediately shouted: "We still believe that Brother Sha has the spirit of self-deprecation!" No matter how much noise there was, this round was considered a loss. The second time everyone went in to choose a coach, the choices were even more varied. Qi Long chose Wang Jiaer, Wang Jiaer chose Qin Xiaoxian, Qin Xiaoxian chose Qi Long, and the three of them took a turn. Dong Qiang pointed at Shen Teng who was holding the name tag and said, "I think this is the most outrageous thing!" Shen Teng: "What a vision. After all, I was once No. 46 in the top most beautiful faces in Asia. Who among you has ever won this award?" Just like that, after two consecutive times not all members were able to reach a consensus, there was only one last chance left to get the name tag. Qin Xiaoxian began to point at Qi Long with his thumb and patted everyone, secretly conveying the message, choose Qi Long next, choose him, to ensure that everyone is unanimous. Everyone nodded in tacit understanding, ready to cheat, but they were dumbfounded after entering the fitting room. The question this time is: Who among the seven people is the best to his wife? "This is a life-threatening question. Between Brother Sha and Brother Teng, who dares to choose me? Of course I have to choose myself." Qi Long held his name tag and smiled at the camera. His proposal was successful and he has already called her his wife. All that’s left is to get the marriage certificate. It is said that now you don’t even need a household registration booklet to get the marriage certificate, which is very convenient! Needless to say, the final result was that everyone failed again. A group of people in red cloaks and red masks rushed out again and hit them on the head with air hammers. Last time, the container was quite narrow, and everyone was hiding from their snow spray cans, so they basically kept their eyes closed. This time, the space was large, and they could still open their eyes. Qi Long spotted a few familiar figures, and he went up and grabbed one of them: "Xiao Chi, what are you doing?" Xiao Chi grinned, raised the air hammer and hit Qi Long on the head, then quickly ran away. Everyone then saw clearly that the people who carried out the punishment were their own agents, assistants, makeup artists, costume designers, and some assistant directors of the program crew. They were a group of people who took money to beat up the "boss". After the punishment, the program team asked them to enter a large warehouse in the distance and said that the next task would start in an hour. Originally, we thought that the tasks were endless and we could always complete three by doing them all the time. However, when we learned that there was a task CD, we suddenly felt a sense of crisis. Maybe it really won't end until 24 hours later. Fortunately, there are still many things to pass the time in this room. Everyone was doing jigsaw puzzles, coloring in coloring books, and Dongqiang and Wang Jiaer, who had extra energy, put a few bricks in the middle of the table and played table tennis. The loser will get hit on the head, and Qi Long will act as the referee. Dongqiang was in high spirits, but was badly beaten by Wang Jiaer. In the end, the score was 11 to 3. One of the points came when the score was to . Wang Jiaer sent the ball under the table and gave Dongqiang a point. It is international practice not to play with a score of to . "Hahahaha, just tell a joke, a person with special abilities!" Qi Long sat on the sofa and laughed while holding his stomach. Qin Xiaoxian cooperated and lay on the carpet, with his legs up in the air, and began to exercise, mockingly saying, "There's a saying: You're both a novice and you love to play!" Gar did not hold back and gave Dong Qiang eight blows on the head, making his forehead red. He was not satisfied and wanted to drag Qin Xiaoxian and Qi Long to play with him. An hour passed quickly while they were having fun, and everyone was taken out of the warehouse and came to the open space. At this time, all the containers at the back had been taken away, and replaced by the cars they drove to participate in the show. Except for Dongqiang who drove a luxury car, everyone else rode in the nanny car arranged by the company. The director team asked everyone to draw lots, and they would get in the car of the number they drew. But you can’t get in your own car. If you draw your own car, you have to exchange it with someone else. The confused group drew lots to get into the car. Qi Long got into Sha Yi's car and the staff handed him a task card. [Steal items from the car or don't steal, success will come if everyone agrees! ] This task was obviously easier for him, so Qi Long looked inside the car to see if there were any good things without even thinking. Five minutes later, everyone got off the bus, their pockets were bulging, and some had things stuffed in their hoodies. It was obvious that they had all stolen things. This mission had been completed, and the next focus was to show what the stolen things were.

Qin Xiaoxian raised his hand: "I'll go first. I went to Chaoyue's car and found this." As he said that, he took out a bottle of cream wine from his sweatshirt: "This sister usually drinks in the nanny car!" Everyone felt bored, Yang Chaoyue waved his hand: "What's wrong with drinking? Drinking makes you sleep better. You need to sleep in the nanny car." "What about this?" Qin Xiaoxian took out a lighter from his pocket. Yang Chaoyue immediately rushed forward and grabbed it, and everyone laughed. Qin Xiaoxian held the lighter high in her hand, not letting Yang Chaoyue get it: "Dear audience, I told you this girl has been through a lot, but you all don't believe me. I tell you, she took a sip of wine after smoking and then sprayed water from her mouth to put out the cigarette!" The framed villain Qin Xiaoxian appeared online after a long absence, and everyone laughed. Yang Chaoyue also squatted down happily, stood up and patted Qin Xiaoxian on the back of his head, then snatched the lighter when he covered the back of his head. "This is not mine, this is my driver's. How many times have I told you not to smoke in the car!!!" Qi Long pressed his hand and said, "Alright, alright, all of you believe in Chaoyue, just take it as it is!" "Hahahaha, I'm telling you, Chaoyue, the crosstalk performers at Deyun Society are all bad because of him, your uncle!" Sha Yi accused Qi Long, then went up and said seriously: "Chaoyue really doesn't smoke. He drinks, but he really doesn't smoke. You can't say that." Qi Long walked up and said, "Brother Sha, why are you so protective of Chaoyue? No wonder there's a photo of Yang Chaoyue on the steering wheel of your car, and it's in the shape of a heart!" "Ah?" Everyone was dumbfounded and stared at Sha Yi. Sha Yi was also confused, and he pushed Qi Long right away: "Your false accusation is too low-level. Qin Xiaoxian has even produced evidence, and you are just insulting him. My wife is watching the show!" Qi Long pointed in the direction of the car: "Let's go and take a look now!" When everyone looked over, they were speechless, because there really was a heart-shaped photo of Yang Chaoyue pasted in the middle of the car's steering wheel. "I don't usually drive this car. This is a company car and the driver always drives it. I always sit in the back seat. I really don't know. Hey, where's the driver? Explain quickly that you like Yang Chaoyue." "Hahahahaha!" In fact, these things are put up by the program team for program effects. When the show is broadcast, the program team will also put up videos of deliberate pranks to avoid misunderstandings. Qi Long knew about this problem when Wang Jiaer took out the kidney-protecting medicine in Qi Long's car. He has a magical software that can perform the method of fierce fighting every day. Does he need this thing? (End of this chapter)

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