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Chapter 324: The Paw Patrol Team has made great achievements

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Chapter 324: The Paw Patrol Team has made great achievements

The words on the big screen were successfully seen by Wang Xun who was nearby, and he rushed to the old pier to reunite with Luo Zhiqiang. As a result, Luo Zhiqiang's "dinosaur syndrome" came on: "Why? How could he let our big words appear on the big screen? Does he have a mission? The program team is helping him!" Wang Xun, who had been walking for the whole afternoon, objected: "That's not necessary, is it? This episode is about the six of us getting together, right? I've been looking for you all afternoon and found nothing. How can there be an undercover setting?" While they were chatting, Qi Long and Huang Bai returned to the old dock. Seeing Luo Zhiqiang a little apprehensive, Qi Long knew that after a season, Luo Zhiqiang, who was overly cautious against him because he was too smart, had started to With the intention of joking, Qi Long went up to hug Wang Xun: "Brother Xun!" "Hey, Long, long time no see!" The two hugged each other, and Qi Long touched Wang Xun's hair. Luo Zhiqiang looked at him cautiously, and Qi Long showed a sinister smile: "Okay, Brother Xun, you and Huang Bai have been infected by me now, and now you two have to be loyal to me and catch Luo Zhiqiang!" Wang Xun was stunned: "Ah? There really is an undercover agent!" Luo Zhiqiang ran away with the dog: "See, I knew there was a problem!" Huang Bai, who knew there was no hidden mission, also cooperated with Qi Long and rushed to catch the piglet: "Wang Xun, don't just stand there, let's hurry up!" "oh oh!"

Qi Long suddenly had an idea, and the brothers started playing a chase game at the old pier, each leading a dog. Huang Bai's bull terrier is very active. When Huang Bai runs, it runs faster than Huang Bai. It is basically the dog pulling him forward. Wang Xun's drug detection dog is obviously keeping up with his speed. It basically runs in front without any effort. As for Qi Long's police dog, it was following Qi Long lazily! If Qi Long hadn't seen it become serious and dignified when it saw the little girl alone, he would never have believed that this unfriendly and troublesome guy was a police dog! Xiaozhu was caught quickly because his guide dog didn't run much and was a little tired after walking all afternoon. Luo Zhiqiang was dragged down by this and was caught by Wang Xun. Qi Long ran over and rubbed Luo Zhiqiang's hair: "You are infected too!" Luo Zhiqiang's face was filled with worry: "You have tricked me. Why didn't you touch my hair when we three met just now?" Qi Long shouted as a matter of course: "I hadn't thought of this rule just now!" "Ah?" Luo Zhiqiang was stunned. Huang Bo was already laughing beside him: "I was just kidding you two. Didn't you understand from the last episode of last season? Aren't there undercover agents in every episode?" "You should have told me earlier. I'm so tired from running!" Wang Xun complained. Luo Zhiqiang patted his chest and said, "Now we are not only breaking the rules, but also creating our own rules, right?" "Hahahahaha!" A few people were chatting on the side of the road, when a passerby came up to them and gave them a clue. He said that he had just listened to the car radio on the way here and heard Sun Honglei looking for Zhang Yixing, and that he would wait for him at the radio station. Huang Bai asked the used car APP he endorsed to send a car. Four people in two cars went straight to the radio station. As soon as they arrived, they saw Sun Honglei and Zhang Yixing walking out side by side. The two were chatting with smiles on their faces. It was obvious that they were happy that the second season had started recording and they could play together often again! The two cars stopped, and the four brothers got out in unison and rushed towards the two men. "Ah hey!" Zhang Yixing was startled. Sun Honglei laughed: "You heard it too!" "Brother Honglei, they seem to have a mission!" Zhang Yixing dodged. Everyone rushed forward, rubbed their hair, and continued the non-existent rule: You are all infected! After a while of fussing, while Zhang Yixing and Sun Honglei were confused, Qi Long asked a soul-searching question: "Didn't you two hold the dog?"

The two of them slapped their heads and remembered that they were too engrossed in the conversation and left the dog at the radio station, so they quickly turned back to catch it. Huang Bo smiled and sighed: "The three idiots are still as stupid as ever" Wang Xun commented: "Si Si is stupid, and Luo Zhiqiang, after you two typed on the big screen, Luo Zhiqiang kept telling me that Qi Long and Huang Bo might have problems!" "Hahahaha!" Sun Honglei brought out his dog and shouted, "Huang Bai, look, it's you!" Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw a Shiba Inu with a round face that looked very much like Huang Bai. It was sticking out its tongue and had a curved mouth, which looked very much like Huang Bai. Huang Bo also took out the bull terrier from the back seat of his car: "I also have Sun Honglei here!" "Hahahahahahahaha!" The men burst into laughter collectively, and then urged them to take photos with each other. Six people and six dogs officially assembled and received the ultimate mission. They needed to go to the mysterious building to find clues and rescue the imprisoned dog prince. "Where are all these dog princes?" Zhang Yixing asked after looking at the task message: "Nicholas Alexander Vladimir Odin George, five dog princes." After hearing his speech, some people agreed with it deeply, and Qi Long and Huang Bai laughed. Huang Bo reminded: "Is it possible that his name is just that long, and there is a dot in the middle instead of a comma?" "You reminded me of the time when Liu Bei went to visit a thatched cottage and told the gatekeeper to ask him to invite Liu Bei, the Left General of the Han Dynasty, the Marquis of Yichengting, and the Governor of Yuzhou, Liu Bei, the Emperor's uncle, to pay a visit. The gatekeeper said that the thatched cottage couldn't accommodate so many people!" "Ha ha ha ha." At the final mission location, the six people entered a small photography city, which had an unfinished building specially built inside. When everyone walked into the building, the Shiba Inu in Sun Honglei's hand was the first to run forward excitedly. "My dog ​​smelled the clue!" Sun Honglei ran in excitedly. The floor inside was covered with hay. The Shiba Inu ran to a place, and Sun Honglei squatted down to take a look. It turned out that there was a bone thrown there. The next second, the mechanism was activated, and a huge net rose up from under the haystack, lifting Sun Honglei and his Shiba Inu up together. When seeing this scene, many of the guys couldn't help but express their shock by speaking the quintessence of Chinese culture. “Isn’t there a shortage of funds?” "What should I do?" The search and rescue dog under Zhang Yixing started to act, dragging Zhang Yixing towards the stairs. "Search and rescue dogs are professional. Yixing, follow them and see if there are any clues!" Qi Long said. When Qi Long found out that today each person would lead a dog, he knew that dogs would be of great use in this episode. Sure enough, the final segment gave the dogs room to perform. The search and rescue dog led Yixing to find a clue and a button. After pressing it, the net slowly descended and Sun Honglei and the Shiba Inu were rescued. The group followed the clues and came across a locked iron gate. There were countless small bags next to the iron gate. Each bag contained a key and a bottle of drink, most of which were drinks from sponsors. Wang Xun's drug-sniffing dog quickly came to a bag that contained gasoline and the correct key. When I opened the iron door, there was a dark room. The light was so dim that I could hardly see anything. Everyone led their dogs, and under the guidance of Luo Zhiqiang's guide dog, they walked through the room and came to a room where dogs were locked in cages. Huang Bai's dog led him forward, but then they stepped on a trap and were trapped in a cage that fell from the sky.

A police dog trainer who had followed Qi Long all the way came out wearing bite gloves for training police dogs. In this segment, he played the bad guy. The police dog in Qi Long's hand broke free from the reins, pounced on the glove and bit it fiercely, subduing the "bad guy". "Paw Patrol has done a great job!" Zhang Yixing thought of a cartoon and said happily. Qi Long retorted: "That's not entirely true. Sun Honglei and Huang Bai are both hindrances even if they are dogs!" "Hahahaha!" "Fuck you." After rescuing the "Dog Prince", everyone recorded the closing segment with the dogs' owners. Each dog owner introduced the story of himself and his dog. There is no need to mention the several working dogs. The trainers showed off their exploits, and the guide dog's owner expressed his deep love for his "eyes". It is worth mentioning that the Shiba Inu and the Bull Terrier, two dogs that look like they are playing memes, also have stories. During the flood, the Shiba Inu carried a large number of the family's sheep to a higher place on the mountain, thus saving the owner from financial loss. This bull terrier dog woke up its sleeping owner during a building fire and pulled him downstairs. Each dog’s story received applause from everyone. Afterwards, everyone shouted the slogan of "Extreme Men's Gang" together, announcing the return of the second season of "Extreme Men's Gang"! [Extreme Men's Gang, this is fate! ] It was already early morning after the recording ended, and the men's gang retained their usual tradition: having dinner together! When they are not recording the show, they will also meet privately, such as attending each other's concerts, appearing on shows together or having private gatherings, but not all the people are there, because they have to record the show, and for work reasons all six of them get together. While eating, everyone started chatting, and the topic of the conversation was: Guess! Guess the content of this season's program, because everyone already knew before signing the contract with the program team that this episode may have extreme projects with relatively high risk factors. "It's similar to the scene in the trailer where Qi Long sits on top of the helicopter!" Huang Bai said with a smile. "Travel Program" has started airing. Dong Qiang, a busy porter, is traveling abroad with several sisters who cannot lose their temper and a younger sister. The funds are limited. The program effect is very good and there are many viewers. On the short video platform, the program gave away some interesting clips in advance, including Qi Long's frightened look on his face while sitting on top of the plane. Don’t worry about spoilers, because the fact that Qi Long participated in the tour group has long been exposed on the Internet. He, Dongqiang and the sisters have even performed a show for international students! Qi Long recalled the scene in the sky at that time. His whole body was shaking, and the wind made it even more severe. His legs were weak when he came down. He smiled and said, "It's something Yan Min can do, but the six of us have reached a consensus first, that is, after we experience the project, Yan Min must also try it!" "Hahaha, that's reliable!" Sun Honglei agreed immediately. Others also expressed their agreement. "Isn't it an extreme sport like the Ozaki Hachiathlon?" Zhang Yixing asked. This topic actually touched upon some of the actors' blind spots in knowledge, so Huang Bo was curious: "What is the last item?" "Ozaki Eight Events, eight extremely crazy extreme sports!" Luo Zhiqiang also knew about it and said. Qi Long also knew it, but he didn't say it. Instead, he asked, "How do you say it?" Luo Zhiqiang said: "Wingsuit flying." Zhang Yixing interrupted him: "No, no, Brother Zhu, what you said is incomplete, the surge of wind - wing suit flying!" "You are so immature that you need an adjective!" Qi Long said with a smile: "We should fly to Yizhuang, Panggezhuang is not okay?"

"Is this the Yizhuang?" Wang Xun commented. Zhang Yixing also talked about other things, such as: "The emergence of power: mountain off-road flying; the birth of heaven: skydiving in the Himalayas on a motorcycle; the awakening of the earth: skydiving into the Swallow Cave; the creatures of water: extreme surfing; the consolidation of ice: extreme skiing; the master of life: free climbing; the ultimate trust: backward high-altitude waterfall diving" After listening to what Zhang Yixing said, everyone shook their heads. This was too extreme and definitely not something they could handle. "We call ourselves the Extreme Men's Gang, not the Suicide Men's Gang!" Huang Bai commented. Qi Long nodded repeatedly: "These are things that can only be played after strict training. For ordinary people like us, we have to go through the other eight events!" "Which eight items?" Wang Xun knew that he had a burden again. Qi Long opened his mouth and said: "The end of life, the body covered with cloth, the grief of relatives, the burning of fire, the coffin of wood, the burial of earth, the feast of the village, the courtesy of people" "Hahahahahahaha, is the dinner ready?" After chatting for a while, according to the tradition of the previous season, they took photos of the six-person dinner and posted them on their social accounts, and the heat of the recording of "Extreme Men" continued. At this time, some netizens came up and said that "Extreme Men" dominated the ratings from the end of last year to the beginning of this year, and then "Let's Run" has dominated the ratings until now, so which of these two programs will become the winner with the largest ratings on the weekend? In fact, the two programs are not broadcast at the same time. "Let's Run" is broadcast on Friday night, and "Extreme Man" is broadcast on Sunday. There is no competition between them, but everyone is still trying to stir up trouble. At the dinner table, Huang Bo saw this topic and asked Qi Long, "Are the five of us more important or are the six people from your other show more important?" There were people recording the video nearby. Sun Honglei held up his phone and said, "Don't think you can offend neither side. If you do, you will offend both sides!" Having told lies on Ma Dong's show before, Qi Long started to speak: "What's the importance of this? None of it matters! Eleven of you fell into the water, and I didn't save any of you. If I didn't throw bricks into the water, I would have a high moral standard!" With this thing, if you only talk about one side, even if the other person doesn't seem to care, they will feel uncomfortable in their heart. If you say you want to save both sides, that would be a bit perfunctory. Just use the trick that crosstalk performers often use on the crosstalk stage: not recognizing any relatives. Use funny words like "In order to tell you a crosstalk, all my relatives have died" to solve difficult problems. Everyone laughed when they heard this. At this time, Wang Xun asked, "Why don't you save Dongqiang?" Qi Long: "Him? He was the first one I threw my head back at!" "Hahahaha, why?" "He's a good swimmer, maybe he can save you guys, and then beat me up for not saving you. Oh, and don't let Brother Bo go either, he grew up by the sea and is a good swimmer." "Hahahaha!" (End of chapter)

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