When Qi Long first learned that the "Let's Run" Bad Hands Special was purely a competition to see who has the worst luck, he was a little worried that the recorded program would be boring. But as time went by, they all got into it. Especially in the first round of selecting the winner group champion, Qin Xiaoxian always chose the most unlucky one no matter how he chose, which made the show effect explode. The audience below the stage burst into laughter in waves. The most amazing thing is that this program has a bottom line. If you have been unlucky all the way and have suffered so many penalties, and then you lose in the last round, you will have to participate in the punishment with everyone else. However, Qin Xiaoxian and Qi Long had accumulated more than a dozen Bad Hand Medals in the previous rounds of the game, which could reduce a lot of penalties. The punishment for this episode is signing. Everyone has to sign for an hour, which will be used for the lucky draw for fans. If you have a stinky hand medal, you can reduce the signing time. Just like many novel editors, the time is only counted when you are typing. If you don't write and just sit there in a daze, the timer will stop. Sha Yile said cheerfully: "This is really hard work, keep up the good work, I'm off work now!" "Go ahead, go ahead. You can't get your autograph anyway!" Qi Long waved his hand. Sha Yi's smile froze instantly: "What? No one wants my autograph?"
"Hahahaha, Brother Sha, show me a hundred photos to prove yourself!" Shen Teng said. Sha Yi glared: "I won't fall for your tricks!" Everyone handed in their punishment medals, and after a certain amount of time had been reduced, they began to sit down and sign. After completing the punishment, this episode officially ended. Since everyone got off work at different times, there was no dinner party today. Qi Long went back early because he had an event to attend the next day, Gao Feng's apprenticeship ceremony. Boss Gao's five apprentices are going to make it official and announce it to their peers that these five people are officially taking Gao Feng as their disciples. Unexpectedly, something happened the next day. On the night before, Song Haoran, who was originally accepted as Gao Feng's third apprentice, sent a sudden message to Gao Feng, saying that he felt that he was not capable enough and his level was limited, so he was not worthy of being Gao Feng's apprentice, and wanted to recognize Gao Feng as his godfather or something like that. Boss Gao was a strict teacher when teaching students crosstalk, so many children who graduated from the training class were afraid of him. But in life and in normal times, he was an honest man who devoted himself to crosstalk. He seldom participated in group entertainment activities and always sat in a corner backstage. When he saw that his promised apprentice suddenly went back on his word, he agreed even though he was angry. I asked the person who made the banner to remove one name overnight. When Luan Yunping found out about this the next day, he was furious: "What does he mean? We agreed on this, how could he go back on his word the day before? He's been my disciple for so many years, and now he doesn't want to worship me anymore?" Qi Long was also a little shocked when he knew about this. That's right, if you don't want to worship, you should have mentioned it earlier. Why did you say it the night before? What? Do you want to see your master make a fool of himself during the ceremony? ! "Should his program be cancelled?" Qi Long remembered that according to the program, Gao Feng was supposed to give a speech with each of his five apprentices. "I'll ask!" After a while, Luan Yunping came back and shook his head: "Forget it if he says so, go on." "Okay, I'll follow Boss Gao's arrangements!" Qi Long came here as a guest, so it was not appropriate for him to interfere in the host's affairs. However, he was very dissatisfied with this crosstalk actor. From the things given to disciples in the backstage, the props used in the various apprenticeship ceremonies, and the gifts given to the three masters Yin Baodai, it can be seen that Gao Feng has been busy and carefully preparing for this ceremony for a long time. He didn't have many performances at the Wire Festival some time ago, otherwise it wouldn't have been Qi Long and Dong Qiang's turn to control the time. Finally, this is what happened. I am not good enough, and I am afraid of losing face for Gao Feng, so I want to find a godfather. What's wrong with me? My relationship with my master has become distant these years, so I won't become his disciple anymore. What do you mean by not knowing how to deal with things? He goes to visit his master during the holidays, and sends a text message when he doesn't have time. Isn't that normal behavior? He talks as if his four fellow disciples are all flatterers. Soon, the audience entered and the ceremony officially began.
Qi Long and Luan Yunping walked onto the stage in formal attire and received cheers from the audience. "Welcome everyone, welcome everyone to attend the disciple-accepting ceremony of my senior brother, Boss Gao Feng. I am the only host today, Qi Long!" Qi Long held the microphone and spoke like he was telling a crosstalk. Luan Yunping: "Boy, I am also a host? You can't ignore me, uncle!" "I'm here to host it, you have other things to do!" "what's up?" "Aren't the five disciples of Gao family coming to pay homage to the master today? Lang Haochen, Miao Haoyu, Wang Haoyue, Li Haoyang, Luan Haowu, you five brothers," Qi Long joked. Luan Yunping quickly stopped him: "Just four, just four!" "Oh, you're not going to pose today? It's not your turn yet!" "No, I'm not his apprentice!" "What? Are you changing your mind at the last minute? Xiao Luan, this won't do." "What do you mean by regret? I am Mr. Guo's apprentice!" "Then Mr. Gao is you, your godfather?" "Why are you my godfather again? I'm your partner." Unfamiliar viewers knew it was a joke, but familiar viewers who knew that Gao Feng actually had five apprentices could tell there was something else behind Qi Long's words, and he seemed to be making a joke. The two of them made a few jokes, and then applauded to invite the protagonist Gao Feng and his four apprentices to come on stage. Then they called out the introducers and guardians, who were Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Hou Zhen. From this lineup, it can be seen that Deyun Society still attaches great importance to this apprenticeship ceremony. Wow, the most popular Qi Long and deputy chief host, the owner and his partner, and Hou Zhen, the intangible cultural heritage of Deyun Society, are all here. How can it not be impressive? Then they presented gifts to Hikihodai. Qi Long and Luan Yunping held the microphone and looked at the gift. Qi Long said, "This is a gift for our teacher Guo, a bronze statue of Guan Erye. Hey, this is a good wish for my senior brother!" "What wish?" "I hope he grows as tall as Guan Erye!" Luan Yunping flipped through the bag and said, "Then I guess there's no hope." Everyone laughed. At this time, Gao Feng's two apprentices also brought out a horse sculpture, a gift for Yu Qian. "Next is a gift for Teacher Yu, a horse sculpture. Let me take a look. It's the Red Hare!" "What does this mean?" "This is to remind Mr. Yu that you are Guo Degang's mount!" Hou Zhen's gift was so funny that Qi Long didn't even need to explain the punchline. The whole audience burst into laughter. It was a Doraemon toy. Hou Zhen had a round face and a round figure, and he was wearing dark blue clothes that day, which made him look especially like Doraemon. "Good fellow, I'll give the Marquis a cartoon image of myself!" “Is that a cartoon character?” The two of them are just the hosts, there to liven up the atmosphere when needed, and after that there is no room for them to perform. They kowtow when they should, give a lecture when they should, and then it's time for the performance.
During the performance, Song Laosan was making trouble again. He kept asking on the stage why he didn't become a disciple. He said that it didn't work, so he recognized a godfather, and that he didn't become a disciple because he couldn't do the job. In the whole ceremony and crosstalk performance, his part was the most embarrassing. At the end, he didn't even say "wait for the "godfather"" and walked off the stage in a swagger. Fortunately, the ceremony ended smoothly. That is, Qi Long said a few words on the stage, and Guo Degang also jokingly counted Luan Yunping as "four or five apprentices" and made a little teasing, and everything else was as if there was no problem. On that day, all his performances were replaced by new performers, and this person was not found in the Deyun Society's program list. Qi Long, who is not a host, can make jokes beautifully. He and Dong Qiang performed a show called "A Weird Account of Journey to the West" in a small theater and made jokes. "The monster captured Tang Monk and asked him how many disciples he had. He said, about three or four." "Is it three or four? Give me an exact answer." "That depends on whether White Dragon Horse counts. If White Dragon Horse counts, then there are four. If White Dragon Horse doesn't, then there are only three. White Dragon Horse may feel that his fighting ability is not good enough, so he recognizes Tang Seng as his godfather." Dong Qiang was shocked: "What do you mean you have to accept a godfather just because you can't fight?" "Look, why do I call your dad godfather? It's because I'm afraid that if I become his apprentice and do business, he will be embarrassed, so I stop doing business and become his godfather. The same goes for White Dragon Horse. He can't fight well and can't beat others, so he simply stops fighting and becomes his godfather. If you feel that you are not good at crosstalk, just stop telling it and become his godfather!" This joke made the whole audience burst into laughter. Dongqiang also supports the hacking. He was also very angry when he found out about it, because you could have told them about it in advance, so at least they wouldn't have been so hasty. In the end, the letter of apprenticeship was not changed and his name was still written on it. Gao Feng has a good temper and doesn't care, but other people have bad tempers. The law enforcement elder Luan Yunping and Qi Long, who saw Gao Feng trying to muster up his spirit, couldn't stand it, so they started smashing things! There were not many large-scale performances before and after the Wire Festival. After participating in the ceremony, Qi Long performed in two small theaters and then went to the Magic City, where the new season of "Extreme Men's Gang" was about to begin. This time is different from before. In the past, everyone arrived in Shanghai a day in advance and had dinner together. Sometimes they chatted together in the evening and recorded the show together the next day. This time, as soon as everyone got on the plane, their phones were taken away by the staff, and the program recording began without being able to contact other members. Qi Long took off his blindfold and was immediately shocked, because in front of him stood a row of clothing store models, which looked creepy. "Where is this? No, it's Extreme Men's Gang. They put it among a bunch of models?" Qi Long said this to the camera and stood up. This is a closed room with a combination lock on the door with several numbers on it. It seems that you need to find clues and then open the lock. Having participated in many episodes of "Let's Run", Qi Long's first reaction was actually to find the password. After looking at the backs of several models and finding nothing, he remembered that something was wrong. This is Extreme Men, a game without rules. Yan Min doesn't know how to speak it, so let's try a simple method. He searched for tools in the room and found two screwdrivers. He picked them up, and using the principle of leverage, he pried open the combination lock, opened the door, and went out. "Woof woof." The sound of a dog barking was heard, and a police dog in police uniform began to bark at him. Qi Long immediately raised his hand and said, "That policeman, we are recording a program. I don't usually pick locks. I really don't pick locks." "Woof woof." The dog continued barking. At this time, a staff member came over and said, "Teacher Qi, please come out through normal channels, otherwise the dog will not follow you." Well, Yan Min predicted that he would not follow the routine, so she arranged such a link, and he had to bring a dog? Qi Long walked back into the room and began to observe. Soon, he discovered that there was something wrong with the placement of the mannequins. As he walked along, he found that the models formed a letter, which, when spelled out, turned out to be a clock.
Qi Long climbed onto the bench, took off the clock, found the correct way to use the screwdriver, opened the inside of the clock, and a note popped out. Then he found a radio through the note. There was a message on the radio that mentioned several types of clothing. The price tags of the clothing on the model were the switch of the door lock. Qi Long, who had seen all of this last night, sighed, "It's still faster to pick the lock." With the police dog trainer following him, he led the police dog and learned that the mission of this episode was to reunite the Men's Gang. Only by finding other members of the Men's Gang could he find out the location of the next mission. The rule is that you are not allowed to use your own cell phone to contact others, so you have to think of other ways. Qi Long's first reaction was to ask passers-by for help. He held the dog leash and prepared to find a crowded place to ask for help from passers-by. He also posted a Weibo. As long as other people also read the Weibo, they could find his location through search. "It is said that police dogs do not consider themselves dogs, but real police officers, so we must respect them. Dear police officer, there is a guy named Sun Honglei, who is a big bastard who does all kinds of evil. Our mission today is to catch him. Do you have confidence?" The police dog looked at Qi Long as if he was a fool, then turned its head away, as if it was disgusted with Qi Long's childishness. "There's also a guy named Huang Bo. He looks like a liar. He must have cheated a lot of people. The biggest lie he told was that he wanted to be an idol singer. We have to catch him, okay?" "Brother Police Dog, do you eat pork? There's a guy called Piglet. Can I catch him and stew him for you?" "Pork is not good, how about lamb? Zhang Yixing, lamb, how about that?" "You don't want to eat rat meat, do you? That's not possible. If you eat that, it will be like a dog trying to catch a rat. What if people say you are meddling in other people's business?" Qi Long kept barking, but the dog completely ignored him. Only when Qi Long moved forward did the dog follow him. Occasionally, he would sigh, as if wondering if this guy had a problem with his brain. Qi Long felt very embarrassed. Was he being disliked? Alas, it seems that I can’t rely on the police dog, I can only rely on myself! (End of this chapter)