Chapter 31 Are you willing to come to Deyun Club? After the boos, the issue of academic qualifications was temporarily put aside and the trial news broadcast began. Sa Beining read out the news, while Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang gave a funny report on the news. This is the biggest joke of this crosstalk. From the very beginning, Sa Beining said that news and comedy would be combined together, and many audiences and judges became excited. How would these two be combined? Sa Beining took the blank inscription card and pretended to read: "Today's news mainly includes the National Crosstalk Competition being successfully broadcast on CCTV. Excellent crosstalk performers from all over the country gathered together to bring a little joy to your life!" After saying that, he looked at Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang. Qi Long immediately responded: "The National Crosstalk Competition has attracted a lot of audiences, especially young crosstalk performers from the Imperial Capital Deyun Society. Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang also participated in this recording!" Gao Dongqiang followed closely behind: "Uh, yes, people from all walks of life in various countries have highly praised the crosstalk of Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, saying that their crosstalk has made outstanding and excellent contributions to world peace and development!" The two spoke in a very serious manner, but it was this serious nonsense that provided some humor. Qi Long continued: "Especially, he fully affirmed the shameless spirit of the two." Dong Qiang nodded: "But the shameless spirit of these two is still no match for Sa Beining who said Peking University is okay!" The audience laughed, and the effect of repeated jokes was achieved.
Sa Beining glanced at them in confusion: "In the 2015 East Asian Cup that ended not long ago, the Chinese men's football team lost to the South Korean second team!" Qi Long was about to speak, but Gao Dongqiang spoke first: "I know this question. I have been watching the Chinese men's football team for so long, and the commentator said the most that there is not much time left for the Chinese men's football team!" Qi Long: "I think: What the Chinese men's football team lacks in order to achieve results is a star player. Zidane retired, and the Gallic roosters did not recover for six years; Push retired, and Hungary did not recover for sixty years; Gao Qiu retired, and the Chinese men's football team did not recover for a thousand years!" Gao Dongqiang: "I think we should replace the statue of the founder of Chinese football with Cao Cao, because Cao Cao's philosophy is very consistent with that of Chinese men's football, that is, I would rather let the world down than let the world down!" Qi Long: "I think that a strong football team can be called a strong team if its performance is stable. Looking at the international football world, only the Chinese men's football team can lose. Not every team can lose. Chinese football has been professionally losing for 30 years and has always been imitated." They both said in unison: "Never been surpassed!" In crosstalk, when the funny man and the supporting man each speak half the time, it is called a mother-and-child comedy. If it’s not done well, it can easily become confusing and the audience won’t know who to look at. But Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang would not have this problem. Every sentence they said was meaningful and the jokes were fired like machine guns. The audience laughed at every sentence and could not stop laughing. There is no way, there are just too many things to complain about the Chinese men's football team! "News 3: Traveling has become a way of leisure for many people. During the Golden Week, tourist attractions are crowded with people. In order to solve this problem, how do you think we should formulate the travel method?" Qi Long smiled and said, "There are restrictions on tourists. People with single eyelids can travel on a single day, people with double eyelids can travel on a double day, and people with single eyelids and double eyelids can travel on a single day at night!" "What if I wear sunglasses?" Sa Beining asked. Qi Long replied: "Treat it as deliberately covering your eyelids and don't let you play!" Crosstalk is an art form of satire. As soon as we heard it, we knew it was talking about license plate restrictions. It immediately resonated with the audience in the capital and they applauded. Dongqiang also gave his own solution: "You can restrict couples. If a man chases a woman, they can travel domestically; if a woman chases a man, they can travel abroad!" Sa Beining asked: "Then you are still single?" Gao Dongqiang glared at him: "What are you playing for? Work overtime!" Sa Beining put away the question card: "Okay, okay, both of you, Qi Long is quick-witted and can quickly come up with a joke; Dong Qiang is quick-witted and can quickly expand the joke. Both of you, good, I want them all. Qi Long will follow me on 1, 3, and 5, and Dong Qiang will follow me on 2, 4, and 6. We'll draw lots on Sunday!" Qi Long looked at him in confusion: "I'm quick-witted and can quickly come up with a joke?" "hold head high!"
"I'm quick to react and quickly expand the joke?" "Correct!" Qi Long and Dong Qiang looked at each other and said, "Why don't we just work together? Why do we have to team up with him?" "Makes sense!" "Let's go and talk to the director!" The two turned and left. Sa Beining was stunned: "Abandoned me?" The crosstalk ends here. This is a crosstalk work in which Qi Long stitches together another world. Originally, he and Dongqiang only planned to use the last part. The two of them would wear formal suits and broadcast a new form of crosstalk. Unfortunately, this crosstalk from another world was too satirical and covered too many topics. After much picking and choosing, many of them could not be used. What's left to say isn't even enough to support a crosstalk show! What to do? We can only use the framework of other crosstalk, the mode of two people competing with each other, and add their perfected eloquence. Showing off one's skills or making the audience laugh is enough to enter the competition, and Qi Long and his friends' jokes often achieve both. The semi-finals were about tea bowl clapper talk, the first round was about learning dialect, and now this is pure speaking! Not to mention making the audience laugh, all kinds of jokes can be thrown everywhere. As expected, Zhang Pan and his companion lost to Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang by points. This round is not like the previous one, where the eliminated contestants are not allowed to speak, but they are allowed to give speeches after losing. Zhang Pan's eyes were red. "When we were drawn to Mr. Qi and Mr. Gao, we had expected this outcome. I am very grateful to this competition for giving us the opportunity to stand on the stage and perform crosstalk again. We haven't had our own stage for a long time!" Liu Quanmiao also nodded: "If you are eliminated, you can still go back to your class. We only have each other!" The audience gave warm applause to the two crosstalk performers who were expressing their true feelings on the stage. Qi Long raised his hand. When Sa Beining saw it, he immediately asked, "Qi Long, do you have anything to say?" "Are you two interested in coming to Deyun Club to perform crosstalk? I heard about your situation before the competition, so I sought the advice of my senior brother Guo Degang, the owner of the club. Without further ado, he just said two words: Welcome!" Qi Long asked sincerely. Hearing this, Zhang Pan and Liu Quanmiao were flattered. They looked at each other in disbelief and hurriedly bowed to Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang. Gao Dongqiang took a step back calmly. It had nothing to do with him. The call was from Qi Long. The audience also applauded and cheered for Qi Long's behavior! Some of the judges on the stage were also happy for Zhang Pan and Liu Quanmiao from the bottom of their hearts. That's great! These two comedians are excellent comedians. It would be a shame if they were buried without a stage. Now there is a place to accommodate them! (End of this chapter)