No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!
Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

0 Comments

View All

Rated Novels

Ongoing
I am devoted to scientific research, but you want to trick me into having a love relationship?

After his rebirth, Xu Qingzhou understood one thing: the age of teens and twenties is for getting out of poverty, not for getting out of being single.So, he set two small goals for himself: one, stop being a bootlicker; two, just win a Nobel Prize.Friend: "I heard that you wrote three SCI papers right after you entered the school?!"Xu Qingzhou: "Basic exercises, do not disturb."Seniors: This is freshman year?......Several years later, looking at the man who was the center of everyone's attention.A school beauty: "I'm just an ordinary academic master, he... is a pervert." Novel keywords: I am devoted to scientific research, but you want to trick me into falling in love? No pop-up window, I am devoted to scientific research, but you want to trick me into falling in love? txt full set download, I am devoted to scientific research, but you want to trick me into falling in love? Latest chapter reading

Ongoing
Entertainment starting from the windy place

Chen Mo: My inspiration comes from hearing the wind from another world.Xu Hongdou: Did you hear that?Chen Mo: Well, after I met you, I could hear it.There is a taste called slowness, and this is a story about slowness.

Ongoing
I filmed the first generation, and I didn't expect the whole network to burst into tears

Shen Ming, an Olympic fan, traveled to a world with a lack of entertainment and became an unlucky guy whose graduation project was stolen by his childhood sweetheart.In order to graduate successfully and realize his dream, Shen Ming created a hero named Ultraman!Sulfuric acid face, washing socks...It once became an immortal classic in the hearts of countless children.Until the broadcast of "My Hometown is Earth", watching Jamila wailing in pain and denouncing human evil, no one said that Ultraman was a childish film watched only by children.After the original broadcast, facing the criticism from the outside world that he had run out of ideas, Su Ming once again created a masterpiece -Ultraman Tiga! !"I Saw It, Obike": The village that Master Ayan missed so much could not withstand the tide of modern civilization and remained forever in the long river of time.Memories of a Blue Night: In the endless stars and the vast universe, from now on, as a visitor from a foreign land, the girl will count the loneliness at the end of each night...The creation of countless amazing dramas has made Shen Ming the well-deserved father of special effects! !

Ongoing
If you are asked to deliver food, you will attract suspects everywhere

Ning Ye traveled through a parallel world.Get a takeout live streaming system.As you grow your fans, you can gain various abilities and benefits.But there is a problem with this system. He is always asked to deliver food to places where incidents occur.Home invasions, gambling crimes, trafficking, fraud, imprisonment, serial killings...He had no choice but to send all the suspects in because of his justice.……An idyllic country road.A small electric donkey rides slowly.On the edge of the field ridge where the rice hangs low,A middle-aged man in his 50s,Sit on the stone bridge over a ditch in the countryside and smoke.Simultaneously,His face showed a look of reminiscence and satisfaction.Ning Ye glanced at the other person as he rode by.Then take out the phone."Well, uncle policeman, please run away.""Yes, I saw the murderer of the serial murder case 20 years ago!""He was on the edge of the ditch in xx village. The body of a victim was found here!" Keywords of the novel: Let you deliver food, you provoke suspects everywhere without pop-up window, Let you deliver food, you provoke suspects everywhere txt full set download, Let you deliver food, you provoke suspects everywhere, read the latest chapter

Ongoing
After creating a weird sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me

【Behind the scenes】【No female lead】【Monster sequence】【Group portrait】Chen Lingyou was reborn in a parallel world where strange beasts were rampant.After becoming the most powerful psychic, he destroyed the monsters by himself.However, because he was too powerful, he was backstabbed by the alliance. Not only was his cultivation completely destroyed, but he was also sentenced to life imprisonment!In prison, Chen Lingyou's system was upgraded for the second time.It allows him to synthesize potions using special materials and create new and bizarre monsters!Weird Sequence 001: AlienWeird Sequence 002: UmbrellaWeird Sequence 003: …Although the strange beast is dead, strange things arise!The world will eventually be in chaos again, exorcist, demon slayer! Novel keywords: After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me without pop-up windows, After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me txt full download, After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me latest chapter reading

Completed
The super rich starts with the self-discipline challenge

Worker Zhong Yun obtained a self-discipline challenge system.Never drink Coke again. Be self-disciplined for one day and get a fifty-dollar reward.Never fall in love again, be self-disciplined for one day, and get a reward of 100 yuan.The reward will be doubled after one natural month.Zhong Yun was overjoyed and prepared to resign and go home to lie down. However, he soon discovered that it was not so easy to get this reward.Various temptations and tests began to appear in his life."Learn about cola chicken wings."One day, the cold female CEO said to him, "I have a relationship that I want to talk to you about."Zhong Yun: Don’t try to ruin my moral character. Do you know how much money I can earn in a day by picking up... bah?Novel keywords: The Godly Rich Starts with Self-Discipline Challenge without pop-up window, The Godly Rich Starts with Self-Discipline Challenge txt full download, The Godly Rich Starts with Self-Discipline Challenge latest chapter reading

Ongoing
The Age Of Beasts: I Drove Readers Crazy When I Drew Manga

This is a world where skills can be acquired by reading manga.Cartoonists are even more supreme.For a long time, the living space of people in this world has been squeezed by fierce beasts.I can only struggle with the skills I learned from comics. After traveling here, Shen Hui discovered that the manga in this world has reached Ultimate!Artists can only draw empty pictures, without passionate stories or cool skills.In order to earn expectations, Shen Hui embarked on an alternative path to becoming a god.Relying on the skills learned from his comics, human beings slaughtered all the beasts in one fell swoop!"Hokage Ninja": The Chūnin exam has been suspended for half a month, readers all over the country are itching!"One Piece": Summit War starts memory killing, 100,000 monks jump and scold their mothers!..."Please, can you draw well?""If you delay more, Laozi will block the door!"

Ongoing
Parents Raising Funds To Go To Jail? I Stole Money And Speculated In Stocks To Make Hundreds Of Bill

Jiang Han was unexpectedly reborn in 2010. At that time, he was just a student who had just graduated from high school. His parents were still alive and his family was happy.But according to Jiang Han's memory, because his parents were deceived and entered the propaganda organization by mistake, they have already borrowed a huge sum of more than five million from relatives and friends!In two days, the money will be taken away by the pyramid scheme leader, and the parents will be sentenced to ten years in prison for fraud.Knowing that I must dissuade my parents, Jiang Han, I was accidentally bound to the god-level rate of return system. Any investment behavior can get feedback on the rate of return.Yongan Steel: "The return on investment is 27%, and the investment time: 24 hours."Penguin Technology: "The return on investment is 2000%, and the investment time is ten years."Crude oil futures: "The return on investment is 120%, investment time: 12 hours."Looking at the data panel in front of him, Jiang Han stole the bank card under the pillow while his parents were out...

Ongoing
Become famous another day.

Time travel to a has-been idol who debuted at the age of 15 and is still a high school senior. The unscrupulous agent forced him to quit the industry. Without a job, there would be no income. The top priority after time travel turned out to be to support oneself first. But without a system or a golden finger, how could he replicate the miracle with only his own memory? It's okay, after all, he is someone who passed the 985 exam on his own merit. A new era, a new world, and struggle start with outdated idols. Novel keywords: Choose a day to become popular without pop-up window, choose a day to become popular txt full set download, choose a day to become popular latest chapter reading

Ongoing
My Live Broadcast Sucks, If I Earn Enough 200, I Will Download It!

Jiang Feng traveled to a parallel world, and awakened to screw up the live broadcast system.As long as the gift received in the live broadcast reaches 200 yuan, it will be directly and automatically downloaded, and a mysterious gift bag can be obtained.Thus, the most distressing anchor on the entire network was born.A love song, just about to reach its climax, the host has already downloaded it? Please come back tomorrow?? ? ? ? ? Question marks across the web.As soon as the game is played, Liushen Zhuang is about to blow the horn of counterattack, and the whole network is looking forward to it.As a result, the anchor went down the air?Netizens are so angry that they vomit blood.On a date with a beautiful woman, all the clothes are taken off, the atmosphere is ready, and the audience on the whole network is ready to pay to watch.The host is off the air?Netizen: "Please don't give gifts to that b, he is really rich and really broadcasts!"

Ongoing
I Became The Villain In A Novel

Time travel and become the villain of the novel?Now that I'm here, there's nothing wrong with the protagonist!I, Jiang Hao, will counterattack. Now the plot only needs to revolve around me!

Ongoing
After becoming financially free, they offered their loyalty

After gaining the ability to make money, Shen Yuan became the one they criticized...This book is also known as "After Financial Freedom, They Offered Their Loyalty" and "Winner in Life, I Have Multiple NPCs" Novel keywords: After the financial freedom, they offered their loyalty without pop-up window, After the financial freedom, they offered their loyalty txt full download, After the financial freedom, they offered their loyalty latest chapter reading

Chapter 29: Crosstalk Contest Round 2

Read on App

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

Chapter 29: Crosstalk Contest Round 2

Chapter 29 Crosstalk Contest Second Round Absolute pitch is an ability possessed by many people who have learned piano since childhood. Because they have listened to the piano so many times, the music of do, re, mi, fa, so, la, and si is engraved in their minds, so the music they hear will be automatically converted into notes through their brain. Many famous creators have this ability, for example, Mr. Zhou Jue Lun, he can make it so that I can tell what note you are playing just by listening to him play a piece of piano. After Qi Long acquired this ability, he quickly converted the songs from the other world he had heard before into music scores and wrote them down! This saves some trouble. I don't have to hum the song myself and ask professionals to listen to it when I want to release it. It's troublesome and the creation method is also weird. It's better to just use the score. In the following days, the company bought by Dongqiang's father, Waner Entertainment, officially signed a contract with the two. They are currently the only two contracted artists of the company. Na Yu, who had been the deputy director of artists in another entertainment company for a long time and was hired by Gao Qi at a huge price, serves as the chairman and also serves as the agent of both of them. "What's your surname? It's not very common!" Gao Dongqiang exclaimed. Na Yu nodded: "I haven't encountered many of them in such a long time!" His pronunciation of the word "peng" is not so standard, the front and back nasal sounds are not clear enough, it sounds like "pen" As a crosstalk performer, learning dialect is also a lesson. The one who can't distinguish the front and back nasal sounds clearly is obviously from the northwest. Qi Long smiled and said, "Then you are from Xia Province, right? You have a Xia Province accent! It looks like you are from Guyuan!" "You can even hear this?" Na Yu was a little surprised. It's not surprising that he can hear my northwestern accent, but he can even hear my city area? Qi Long explained: "I didn't hear the latter part, because I know that the place Guyuan was called Na County during the Han Dynasty. Many local people use the word Na as their surname. I guess you are from your lineage!" This is the accumulation of a crosstalk actor.

There is a kind of job on the crosstalk stage called Mo Manr, which is about surnames. Qi Long had read about it before when he was learning about other surnames. Many of the conversational techniques used on the crosstalk stage are also common in life. By talking about the origin of the other person's surname, you can directly talk about their hometown and then open up the conversation. Since it is his own company, the contract terms for Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang are those for top artists. The company and the agent together only take 25%, which is the commission price for many big stars. Gao Qi's goal is to prevent his two children from going to other companies and being cheated. Whether the company is profitable or not depends entirely on Na Yu, the general manager who holds shares. If you have the ability to make a lot of money, just do it yourself. I will give you the power and money. If you don't have the ability, just take the high salary I offer you and manage my two children well. Na Yu was obviously a man with dreams. He didn't want to just sit there and do nothing, so he found a direction to develop the company. The film, TV series, music and other industries are already dominated by established companies, and it is difficult to rush in and get a piece of the pie. He is targeting China's untapped variety show market. "At present, some local TV stations have begun to try the policy of separation of production and broadcasting. Instead of traditional TV stations taking full charge of variety shows, they outsource them to variety show companies. I am very optimistic about this prospect!" Na Yu said to Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang. Gao Dongqiang waved his hand: "The company doesn't need to tell us what it does. As contracted artists, we just need to cooperate. Don't treat me as the chairman's son." Na Yu smiled and nodded. Having said that, how could he not be regarded as the boss’s son? This company was built because of you and your partner. Seeing that the two of them really had no interest in the company's development direction, Na Yu changed the subject and mentioned Qi Long's song recording. First of all, the accompaniment had to be made, and the production of the accompaniment needed to be discussed between Qi Long and the arranger. Since the day he signed the contract, Qi Long has been going to big companies every day to discuss the details of the accompaniment with the arranger or chat about some variety show ideas with director Yan Min. The arranger was surprised by the songs Qi Long brought out and asked him if he wanted to switch careers to become a singer-songwriter, which would make more money than crosstalk. Director Yan Min was also surprised by Qi Long's idea of ​​variety show effects and asked him if he wanted to switch careers directly to become a variety show director. Qi Long naturally refused this because crosstalk was his job. No matter how happy or excited they were chatting in the company, when it was time to rush to the Sanlitun Small Theater to perform crosstalk, Qi Long would get up and say goodbye, without missing a single show. As Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang became more well-known among the crosstalk lovers of Deyun Society, many more people bought tickets for them in the small theater! Soon, it was time to record the second round of the "Crosstalk Competition" finals. After arriving at the scene, the first thing to do is to draw lots. In this draw, the two pairs of actors who draw the same number will compete one-on-one. The winner will advance and the loser will be eliminated. CCTV's competitions don't have any resurrections or anything like that, for fear of accidentally eliminating the favorites to win. Luck is also part of strength, and it's even more exciting to see two strong teams competing against each other.

What's more, the strength gap between those who can make it to this point is not that big, at least that's what the planner thought before the game. If you ask the contestants which crosstalk pair they least want to meet is, all eleven pairs will say in unison: Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang. Therefore, when Zhang Pan and Liu Quanmiao, like Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, drew number three, the two brothers looked at each other and smiled helplessly. When they greeted Qi Long, they both said that they were already thinking about their speeches after being eliminated! Qi Long was also modest: "You two are outstanding students who graduated from the Qu School. We are also nervous!" He also asked which garden in Tianjin they were performing in, and told them that if they were to visit Tianjin, they would go and support them. Zhang Pan was a little embarrassed: "We two don't have a troupe. After the previous troupe closed down, we went around performing and participated in small performances to support our family!" "Sorry, I hurt you!" Qi Long apologized quickly. "It's okay, you don't know either!" "The crosstalk industry is difficult!" Gao Dongqiang sighed. Deyun Society became popular, and hundreds of crosstalk performers could make a living, but many crosstalk clubs did not have an easy time, including the Shanxi Crosstalk Society that existed before them. If it weren't for his father's wealth, their crosstalk club would have closed down long ago. After chatting for a few sentences, the two sides separated and Qi Long went to the dressing room and called his senior brother. "Aren't you participating in a competition, junior brother? Why are you calling? Are you in trouble?" Lao Guo answered the phone in an anxious tone. Could it be that his junior brother was being bullied outside? "No, no, I met two good actors, but I don't have a club. So I asked my senior if our Deyun Club is still hiring." Guo Degang was relieved to hear that he was not being bullied, and responded, "Go ahead! Those two?" To be praised as a “good actor” by Qi Long, there must be something wrong with him. I have been listening to crosstalk since I was a child and I have a good eye! "Zhang Pan, Liu Quanmiao!" (End of this chapter)

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device