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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 254: Of course the game, the classic covering your ears!

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Chapter 254: Of course the game, the classic covering your ears!

Chapter 254: Of course the game, the classic covering your ears! When everyone was recording the show, someone came to visit the set. Qi Long's girlfriend, Zhang Wanyi, and her drum music club have recently recruited new students. Currently, the new students are taking large classes. If they don't have any performances, they can just take a small class in the morning or at noon and then leave. She asked Qi Long and found out that they were recording a show outdoors on a hot day, so he came over to bring them some iced drinks. “Freshly squeezed watermelon juice!” Everyone looked at each other in surprise. They just ate so much watermelon, and now this watermelon juice... But after all, it was sent by my uncle’s girlfriend, so we had to give her some face, and we all started drinking happily. At this time, Meng Hetang's punishment also began. He was required to hold his breath in a basin of ice water mixture for one minute. Of course, it was impossible to hold his breath in ice water in one go, so he was allowed to get up and the total time was only one minute. It was a hot day, but Meng Hetang felt the biting cold. Only his face was cold, but his body was still hot from the sun! Zhang Wanyi had already arrived and was planning to watch the recording for a while with the photography team. After Cao Heyang was eliminated, a new punishment came up: put ice cubes into a swimming cap and wear it on the forehead.

Cao Heyang with a cold forehead kept twisting his body, making everyone laugh. After it was over, Qin Xiaoxian complained: "Is this so painful? It's just acting!" Cao Heyang pulled him to experience it, and Qin Xiaoxian stopped shouting immediately. He was like a wooden chicken, as if he was frozen stupid, and he made everyone laugh with his appearance. Qi Long came over, pointed at him and said, "Your brain is frozen, let me thaw it!" Pia, slapped Qin Xiaoxian on the forehead. Qin Xiaoxian fought back, and Qi Long ran while shouting, "It's thawed, it's thawed." "Hahahahahaha!" Entered the second game, called: "Of Course" game! It's very simple. When you attack each other, you can only say, of course. If you can't continue speaking, you lose. Furthermore, the director said that we should not treat it as a crosstalk stage and should take a casual attitude but accept the answers sincerely. Shao Bing and Guo Qilin started first. Guo Qilin looked at Shao Bing and said, "Brother, you are the ugliest man in the world!" Shaobing nodded: "Of course, your girlfriend is Meng Hetang's girlfriend!" "Hahahahahahaha!" Everyone applauded and laughed, the joke turned out right! Guo Qilin gritted his teeth and said, "Of course, brother, you can't have acne on your face, because it will turn you into a sesame pancake!" "Hahaha!" Shaobing wanted to answer subconsciously, but the appearance of Sesame Shaobing came to his mind, and he was amused by this sentence and fell down. Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian went on the field to compete. Qin Xiaoxian smiled and glanced at his sister-in-law in the group of staff: "Uncle Master, surrender, you can't beat me!" "Just come on, I'll see what you can do!" Qin Xiaoxian asked directly: "You actually don't like Aunt Wanyi, right?" When hearing this question, the whole audience was excited. "It's boom, it's boom!" Everyone applauded. Because Qi Long’s girlfriend was at the scene, it was difficult for him to answer.

Gao Dongqiang ran up to Qi Long and shouted, "Game, game, you have to respond, respond!" Qi Long pushed Gao Dongqiang away and walked towards where the staff were. Qi Long's exclusive photographer hurriedly captured Qi Long's movements. Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what to do. At this time Qi Long squatted in front of Zhang Wanyi, stretched out his hands, covered her ears, and said, "Of course!" "Ohhhhhh!!!" Everyone was running, jumping, and pushing each other to express their excitement. This reaction speed and handling method are amazing! "Master uncle is invincible!" "You can cover your ears, even if you try to learn it, you will never learn it in your lifetime!" Qin Xiaoxian was also confused. How could it be like this? Qi Long knew this as early as when he was watching the group of staff. When watching variety shows on mobile apps, this scene of covering ears and saying "of course" often appears, so Qi Long thought of a way to deal with it at the first time. Zhang Wanyi's face turned red instantly and she smiled shyly. Qi Long returned to the competition venue and winked at Qin Xiaoxian, glancing in the direction of the director team. Qin Xiaoxian didn't quite understand until he heard Qi Long's question. "Compared to Director Yan Min's "Deyun Douxiaoshe", you prefer "Run", right?" As soon as this question came out, Qin Xiaoxian understood it. He reacted instantly by covering his ears and saying "of course". He definitely couldn't do it, but with the example of Uncle Qi Long, he could still get the meaning of Qi Long's eyes. Qin Xiaoxian also strode towards the group of staff, covered Yan Min's ears, and shouted: "Of course!" "Hahahahahaha!" The punchline lies in repetition. If Qi Long's actions make them feel shocked, excited, and impressed by his reaction ability. Qin Xiaoxian's action was so hilarious that even Yan Min couldn't help but burst out laughing. "Lao Qin, absolutely, I wonder who will say that our Lao Qin is stupid and has no reaction ability in the future!" "Cattle!" “These two are amazing!” Qin Xiaoxian knew that this was not something he could have thought of on his own. It was his uncle who gave him a wink, allowing him to come up with this absolutely highlight scene in this episode. This is Master Uncle. He doesn’t care about winning or losing in the games in variety shows. What he cares about is how to present more interesting and fun situations to the audience, exactly the same as when he makes everyone laugh on the crosstalk stage! "Master uncle also prefers to date directors, right?" Qin Xiaoxian asked in return. Qi Long turned his head and saw Yan Min covering her ears. Qi Long then said of course, which led to another burst of laughter. When it was his turn to attack, Qi Long played a trick and turned to ask the director: "Do I win this?" Qin Xiaoxian didn't react for a moment: "How did I win?" He was defeated directly because he wanted to answer "Of course"! This is similar to the joke in the crosstalk "Learn to Speak". The funny man asks the straight man to learn three sentences, and when he gets to the third sentence he says "You're wrong, aren't you?" The straight man asks "What's wrong with you?" Well, he is wrong, because he didn't learn it. The last game was Qi Long and Guo Qilin's turn, but it was not a game of course, but a word-adding game, where one word was added to each sentence, and whoever couldn't continue or said it wrong would lose. Qi Long started: "My dad asked me to eat!" It ends with: "My dad and his mom asked me to eat a big rice ball."

It wasn’t as fun as the first two games, but Guo Qilin prevailed. Qi Long knew that everyone wanted to choose him, so he simply let Guo Qilin choose first. Guo Qilin chose Meng Hetang, and Qi Long chose Shaobing. Both of them gave in to Qin Xiaoxian, leaving him with Cao Heyang, the supporting actor. His crosstalk skills are the weakest here to begin with, and it's even worse when he plays a funny guy against a funny guy. This is how the disciples of Deyun Society are. Although they are very cruel when they pit each other, there is still love in the details. This is the first episode. Originally, the family dinner was the theme, and the choices later were just for variety show effects. After everyone left, Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi went to have a meal first, and then went to find Shaobing for work. (End of this chapter)

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