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Chapter 253: Deyun's Disciple Who Tricks His Teammates

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Chapter 253: Deyun's Disciple Who Tricks His Teammates

Chapter 253: Deyun's Disciple Who Tricks His Teammates Everyone in Meng Hetang's team was yelling at Yue Yunpeng for eating the melon and spitting out the seeds. In a rage, they stopped eating and just took a bite before running to the second person. Everyone in their team stared at them, saying, "This is so inhumane!" There are thirteen pieces of watermelon in each group. On average, five people will eat at least two and a half pieces each. You have eaten one piece and are going to pass it to the next person? Yue Yunpeng, who was running the second leg, faced Cao Heyang's accusation and whispered: "Our last leg is Luan Yunping!" Cao Heyang and Yue Yunpeng looked at each other and smiled knowingly, knowing why Brother Yue did this. There aren't many opportunities to trick Vice President Luan, haha. He also ate his teeth and ran to the third baton. Now, Guo Qilin's group is getting anxious: "Qilin, stop eating. The more you eat, the more you push, and the slower you go. Give it to the next person!" Gao Dongqiang watched Guo Qilin eat two pieces of watermelon at a time. He was very fast in the first group, but slowed down in the second group as he held on, wasting a lot of time. Seeing that the third baton had already started eating, he quickly called Guo Qilin to pass the baton to the next one.

In a game of loyalty, you can't be too loyal. Even if you have good intentions, if you force yourself to eat something you can't eat, you will lose your speed. After Guo Qilin finished eating the four-tooth watermelon, he took the tray and gave it to Zhang Helun. Zhang Helun learned from the experience and ate two pieces at a time. After finishing, he did not stay for long and ran towards Qi Long with the remaining seven pieces of watermelon. Seeing that the opponent had already passed the ball to the fifth baton, Qi Long decided to pass the watermelon forward first. He took the watermelon, took a bite of it, and rushed towards Dongqiang. "Qi Long, what the hell are you doing?" Dong Qiang yelled. Qi Long put down the tray and said confidently: "The other side has their last baton. We have few left, so we just pass it forward. Isn't it enough to win?" "Luan Yunping eats so much, so he must be slow. Why are you in such a hurry?" Qi Long stuffed the watermelon into his mouth: "Stop talking nonsense and eat it quickly!" Dongqiang shook his head helplessly and started eating watermelon. Finally, he took Wuya to find Qin Xiaoxian. Both sides reached the fifth baton and now they all surrounded their last baton and watched him eat watermelon. Luan Yunping looked at his four teammates, who had eaten three pieces of watermelon in total, leaving him with ten pieces, almost half a piece. The key point was that he wanted to curse but couldn't. The four of them stuffed the watermelon into his mouth, and shouted: "Success or failure depends on you, Brother Luan!" "Come on, Brother Luan!" "We spread the word because we believe you. Brother Luan, eat quickly. Don't rest. What are you resting for?" "Brother Luan, this watermelon is delicious. I'm giving it to you as a gift. Come on!" Shaobing, who was in fourth place, shouted with a smile. Your grandmother and my grandson are the four sticks in front of us, but they don’t do anything related to people! Luan Yunping must have been very slow in finishing the ten teeth. Qin Xiaoxian was planning to eat slowly at first, but Gao Dongqiang slapped him on the back of the head. "Eat quickly, don't let the other side overtake you" "I"

“Hurry up, hurry up!” Dong Qiang roared, “Eat the three teeth together, fill your mouth and chew again, hurry up!” The intimidation from Gao Dongqiang made Qin Xiaoxian dare not say anything and he just ate the watermelon tragically. He finished eating and ran to the finish line. Luan Yunping still had six teeth left. In other words, in the time it took him to finish five pieces of watermelon, Luan had only finished four pieces. Even though Luan didn't have as much watermelon left, he was not as fast as him. The four members of Guo Qilin's team celebrated their victory, only Qin Xiaoxian stood aside with a speechless look on his face. I won, but there was no joy of victory. "Why are you rushing us? They have so much left!" Qin Xiaoxian complained, holding his stomach. Dong Qiang: "Isn't it good to win?" Qi Long shouted, "That's right, haven't you learned the lesson from the race with the rabbit?" Dongqiang clapped and laughed. Qin Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment before he reacted: "Are you scolding me?" "Hahahaha!" Luan Yunping finally found an opportunity to scold them: "Are you four human beings? In the future, when you perform crosstalk commercials, can you go up and introduce yourselves and leave the time for me?" Shaobing, who was the fourth runner, walked from the one being scolded to Luan Yunping, pointed at the other three and said, "Are you three human beings? You can perform in commercial performances in the future." Meng Hetang, the third runner, also walked to the front: "You two" Cao Heyang turned and looked at Yue Yunpeng: "Brother Yue, are you a human?" Yue Yunpeng turned around and saw that there was no one around, so he showed his smug look and said, "No, what's wrong? Am I proud?" Luan Yunping: "Is this something to be proud of?" This game is a best-of-three game. In the second game, the two groups of Qin Xiaoxian and Luan Yunping, who were the last batons in the previous round, can set their positions. Qin Xiaoxian directly put himself in front of Gao Dongqiang, and he was definitely going to cause trouble. Luan told them that if they ate this round, he would eat half a bite, and the others would try their best. The second round started, Guo Qilin's team had three people in the first three batons. Qi Long, who had only bitten half a bite in the last round, ate four bites. Guo Qilin ate a lot in the last round, so he could only eat two bites. Zhang Helun was the same. Eight teeth are missing from the thirteen teeth, leaving seven teeth, which is exactly the same as the previous round. But in the last round, Dongqiang got two bites in the fourth round. Qin Xiaoxian took a bite and rushed towards Gao Dongqiang with the tray. Gao Dongqiang was immediately furious: "What the hell are you doing!" Please at least eat a bite, leave so much for me. The most outrageous thing happened. Qin Xiaoxian made an obviously fake fall while running. It was the stool-dropping performance that often appears on the crosstalk stage. It was obviously fake at first glance. With this fake fall, he threw away the watermelon he had taken a bite of. He threw it quite accurately. It didn't fall on the ground, but on the tablecloth where Dongqiang was sitting. Then he picked it up and stuffed it into Dongqiang's mouth. "Hey" "Uncle, eat quickly and stop talking!" "There's dirt. Hmm." Although the tablecloth is cleaner than the mud, there is still dust floating on it!

Qi Long and others who followed burst into laughter. Qi Long yelled, "It's okay, it's okay. You're from Jin Province. People in Jin Province have a snack made of fried clay. Eat it, eat it!" Dongqiang showed his ability to be good at anything in "Let's Run". He squeezed in six teeth and a large part of the watermelon covered with soil and rushed to the key point. While Qi Long and the other two were celebrating, Dong Qiang and Qin Xiaoxian were acting out a scene on the ridge of the field, with one running away and the other chasing. Qin Xiaoxian was caught up and thrown onto the ridge of the field by Gao Dongqiang, thus taking revenge. The team that wins the first round of the game will receive a reward. The team will draw lots and two people will have the right to choose a partner first, but they can only choose the opposing team. "Ah?" Except for Qi Long and Dong Qiang, the other three were shocked. What they wanted to choose was the two uncles as partners in crosstalk performance, so that they could avoid being eliminated in the first round with a high probability. But it turns out that those on the same team cannot form a partner? "Hahaha, we have a chance!" They were sad, but the other group was happy because they had a chance to team up with their uncle-master. According to the draw, Zhang Helun and Gao Dongqiang were eliminated, and they chose Luan Yunping and Yue Yunpeng as their partners respectively. The remaining six people will continue to play another small game. This game tests improvisational reaction ability. Everyone has to clap their hands to the beat and make sentences rhythmically starting with the last few words of the other party. The director team gave an example, and the first person said, "Qi Long is the uncle." The second person should start with "Master Uncle" and say the next sentence without pausing after the first person finishes: "Master Uncle is Gao Dongqiang" Then make a sentence starting with Gao Dongqiang. The sentence type is, XX is XX or XX is XX. Upon hearing this rule, the crosstalk performers felt no pressure at all. "This game is too simple. I can talk about it for a whole day!" "Those who are unreasonable will be eliminated. After two people are eliminated, we will move on to the next language game!" Yan Min explained the rules. After being eliminated, one needs to accept a punishment. When the game started, Qi Long was the first to clap his hands: "Qi Long is a handsome guy" Shaobing, who was next in line, immediately responded: "The handsome guy is Shaobing!" Except for Shaobing, the other nine people stood up almost in unison and shouted, "It's unreasonable! It's too unreasonable!" "No, you may think I'm not handsome, but some people think I am. My wife thinks I'm handsome, so it should be reasonable!" Shaobing retorted confidently. Finally, after the director team's evaluation, it was approved and the show continued with Shaobing. Everyone makes sentences: "Shaobing is for eating", "What is eaten is hotpot", "Hotpot is spicy" Three people passed the test normally. The word "spicy" was given to Guo Qilin. Guo Qilin clapped his hands and shouted without thinking: "The spicy one is my girlfriend!" "Huh?" Everyone was surprised. Guo Qilin: "Spicy girlfriend, there is such a term, it makes sense!" Dong Qiang shook his head: "Being reasonable is not the point, the point is who your hot girlfriend is!" "What? Are you making your relationship public?"

"Who is it? Tell us quickly!" Everyone pretended to be watching spectators. In fact, everyone had a good relationship with each other and knew that Guo Qilin was not there yet. Guo Qilin yelled, "Zhuge Gangtie, my girlfriend, is that enough?" "Okay, okay, okay." Everyone let him go, and the next one, Meng Hetang, stopped the sentence-making game with another sentence. He clapped his hands: "His girlfriend is my girlfriend!" "Huh?" Guo Qilin was shocked. Everyone burst into laughter. Luan Yunping, as the vice president of Deyun Society, quickly stepped forward to explain: "This is their hobby and personal behavior. It has nothing to do with our society!" Meng Hetang quickly explained that he meant female friends, female friends. (End of this chapter)

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