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Chapter 236: Run, be happy!

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Chapter 236: Run, be happy!

Chapter 236: Run, be happy! Enjoying the power to have the final say, Sha Yi did just as Shen Teng had expected, causing more and more destruction, and even overturned the basin that Yang Chaoyue had worked so hard to build. Yang Chaoyue couldn't bear it any longer, so she acted like a bad girl and slapped Sha Yi on the back of the head. Qin Xiaoxian went to help break up the fight, but actually took sides and followed Chui Shayi. When the two were about to leave, Qin Xiaoxian said to Wang Jiaer: "You might as well just beat him up, or he'll have to get you!" After hearing this, Wang Jiaer also took action. At this moment, the six people ate and drank to their heart's content in the reward room, with smiles on their faces all the time. Now, are we being punished in the "small dark room" or is Shayi being punished in the small dark room? As the countdown continued, everyone walked back from the small dark room. Sha Yi apologized to everyone and said that he would treat them well. The six of them thought, no need for that, you’re pretty bad for us, it’s good enough that you let us go into the small dark room. At this time, the program team brought seven portions of bread and milk, which were distributed by the dormitory head. Sha Yi, who had just apologized, immediately became complacent again and put the bread in front of Qi Long: "Do you want to eat it? Smell it and see if it smells good!" Everyone knew that Qi Long had gone to the reward shop several times, had eaten a lot of snacks and even a bucket of instant noodles. Not to mention not being hungry, he was full. When they saw Sha Yi tempting Qi Long with bread, they all started to hold back their laughter. Brother Sha, are you kidding me? Qi Long sniffed it and said, "It smells good!"

"You ate them all. You got the most." Qi Long was speechless. Yes, I support him the most! "Poof" Qin Xiaoxian couldn't help but laughed. Sha Yi turned around: "What are you laughing at?" "Nothing, nothing. Uncle Shi's eager expression is so funny!" Sha Yi didn't doubt him and pushed Qi Long: "Eat!" "Thank you!" Qi Long gritted his teeth and agreed, starting to chew the bread with difficulty. The others were much better, as they had eaten less and still had room in their stomachs. In order to show his majesty, Sha Yi did not give them the whole bread, but tore it into pieces a little bit at a time. This made them appear dissatisfied on the surface, but ecstatic on the inside. Qi Long had to put on a smiling face while forcing me in. Brother Sha was really kind, rewarding me as the person who entered the most. After the meal, everyone entered the next stage, one, two, three, standing still, Sha Yi acted as the ghost turning his head, and whoever lost would go to the small dark room. The members who knew what the small black room was immediately started their acting challenge with all kinds of exaggerated movements. Gao Dongqiang faked a fall and lay on the ground. Qin Xiaoxian paused and did a one-legged stand before falling. Yang Chaoyue squatted on the ground with his legs weak and fell to the ground. Wang Jiaer rushed forward without stopping and moved forward by inertia. Shen Teng lay on the ground and rolled over. He paused but continued to roll. Except for Qi Long who had stomach discomfort and didn't want to go to the reward room, the other five people were as exaggerated as they could be. "Qi Long wins, and I'll give you another piece of bread as a reward!" what? "Thank you, dormitory leader!" You should have told me earlier. I also faked a fall! After a few more rounds, everyone enjoyed themselves in the small dark room again. Several people followed Qi Long's example and went to make the sponsor's coriander noodles. To everyone's surprise, when all the children's coriander noodles on the counter were taken away, a red envelope fell down. It was a wedding invitation, and the guests at the wedding were Sha Yi and his wife Hu Ke, and they invited all the members of "Let's Run", and the names of his two sons were written as the invitees. The wedding is in an hour and a half. Oh my god, the wedding is about to start, but the groom is still in jail? Everyone hurried back to the cell and told Sha Yi the shocking fact: because your two sons did not attend your wedding, the program crew organized a wedding for you. If he could not get there by 3 pm, the wedding would be cancelled. Sha Yi was immediately panicked: "You still play like this?"

According to the instructions, the prison guards change shifts between 1:15 and 1:20, which means they have to escape from the building within five minutes. As soon as the five minutes were up, everyone surrounded Sha Yi and rushed out, taking him to see the so-called "punishment room". After seeing it, Sha Yi started to show his classic expression of doubting life. "Ah? The director said this episode isn't like that!" The director came to him to design this episode and told him that he was the protagonist, and because he was always the first one to go to prison, he was the cell leader and could control the other members at will. Still a clown? But he couldn't care less about that. What was important was to attend his own wedding. Wouldn't it be inappropriate if the groom didn't show up at the wedding? Pushing open the door, there were three iron doors in the long corridor. The first iron door was a boxing machine in a game room. It would not open until you hit 400 points. Sha Yi tried it himself, but he could only hit 360 points with all his strength. He could only look at Dong Qiang expectantly. Dongqiang punched forward for four hundred and fifty and successfully opened the door. The second iron gate is a math problem, a classic swimming pool that has to be filled with water while draining water. How long will it take to be full? The time is a two-digit number. Entering the two-digit number continuously is the password. A group of people who had graduated many years ago hurriedly calculated, but before they could figure it out, Yang Chaoyue heard the sound of the combination lock Gordon and opened the lock. There was no indication of the third iron gate, but the ventilation window high up next to it was open. The two muscular men, Dong Qiang and Wang Jiaer, sent Qin Xiaoxian up, got to the other end and opened the door. Just when everyone thought everything was over, they learned that they were going to rappel down from the third floor. Sha Yi, who used to be afraid of heights, burst out with amazing courage and was the first to go up and land successfully. Except for Shen Teng and Qin Xiaoxian who took a long time to scream in pain, the others quickly descended, got in the car, and headed straight to the wedding scene. Sha Yi in the car was still a little confused: "My wife never told me that she was going to be on the show!" "Maybe when the one in the wedding dress turns around, it'll be Sun Honglei!" Qi Long joked in the back seat. Suddenly there was laughter in the car. The scene was so scary. "Then I will fight with the program crew, hahahaha!" Sha Yi turned his head, too nervous to speak. Qi Long tried to ease his tension and began to ask him, "Do we still need to give gifts?" "Of course I have to follow them. At least one of them should give my son a signed name tag. They are also loyal viewers of the show!" Outside the wedding venue, three boxes were placed in front of Sha Yi. There were questions on the boxes. If the answers were correct, he would get excellent costumes. 1. What is Hu Ke’s lunar birthday? 2. How much did Hu Ke weigh when he was just born? 3. Which subject was Hu Ke most satisfied with in his college entrance examination results? What was his score? Seeing these three questions, all members except Sha Yi were shocked. The first one was okay, because many people celebrate their birthdays according to the lunar calendar, so it was normal to remember them. For the last two, even a couple might not know them, right? Qi Long doesn't know how much Zhang Wanyi weighed when she was born, nor does he know her college entrance examination scores. These are not questions that should be asked. But Sha Yi was full of confidence and gave three answers, all of which were correct. "Wow, what love!" Everyone praised. Sha Yi got the best outfit, a custom-made suit for the party. Get the best hair style without having to wear weird wigs. He also got the best ride. He wore an inflatable pair of pants over his trousers. When inflated, it looked like he was riding a panda. It was just like what his eldest son said, that he wanted to ride a panda to get married. In the auditorium, Hu Ke, wearing a wedding dress, was standing on the happy stage. Sha Yi pushed open the door and walked in slowly: "Is it really my wife? Could it be a staff member of the program group?" Until now, he still couldn't believe it, because Hu Ke never told him that he had received an invitation from "Let's Run". As Sha Yi walked in nervously, Hu Ke turned around beautifully. Originally, there was a happy smile on her face, but when she saw his inflatable panda pants, she immediately laughed wildly: "Old Sha, what are you doing!" "Didn't my son tell me that I came to pick you up riding on a panda? My son likes pandas, and he thinks that when you marry the person you love, you should bring the things you love most!" When Sha Yi saw that it was Hu Ke, he started to talk sweet nothings.

The members who followed in held the hands of Sha Yi's two children and cheered. "it is good!" A song was playing in the auditorium. It was the theme song of "Let's Run", Superhero. At the same time, several microphones were given to everyone and they sang for them. While singing, Qi Long jogged towards the stage, bent over so as not to block the camera, and handed the microphone to Sha Yi. He was supposed to sing the chorus to Hu Ke. [You said I was your superhero, and sometimes I was your punching bag. I am willing to accept this honor and be the firefly beside you! ] The members even sang along in the chorus: “Oh oh oh oh oh!” [If I were your superhero, I would sing this love song for you at this moment. A little tacit understanding makes love turn, and I would be your proudest hero! ] When the song ended, everyone cheered for them. Qi Long took Dongqiang's microphone and asked Sha Yi's two children. "Is Dad handsome today?" "handsome!" "Is mom beautiful today?" "nice!" "Are you happy to attend mom and dad's wedding?" "happy!" "Is it okay not to marry in the future?" "Okay?" Sha Yi's eldest son reacted and immediately refused. Everyone burst into laughter. This crosstalk artist had just said a few serious words when he set a trap for the child. This episode ended in a joyful atmosphere. When everyone took a group photo together, Sha Yi was very proud and shouted, "Although I can't win in the show, but I can marry Hu Ke and have these two sons, so I am a winner in life!" 【Run, be happy! 】 (End of this chapter)

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