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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 235: The gradually expanding sand art!

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Chapter 235: The gradually expanding sand art!

Chapter 235 The gradually expanding sand art! After wiping the water off the faucet, everyone began to do the exercises obediently, and each of them put in the same effort as when they were in school to help their classmates do the exercises. When turning, you have to turn behind your back; when stretching your legs, you have to do a super forward lunge. The movements should be exaggerated, but the expression should be serious and the eyes should be firm. "When people do exercises like this at school, we would usually say in our hearts that they have a problem with their brains!" Dong Qiang commented. Qi Long nodded: "Does Dongqiang think of himself this way? I remember you were like this when you were doing aerobics in front of Shasha..." Before he could finish his words, Dongqiang came over and beat him up, and everyone burst into laughter. Many people said that there is another fixed member in Run, Sasha, who they never knew what she looked like. After the exercise session, Sha Yi sat on the chair with his legs crossed. Qi Long pulled Qin Xiaoxian away and went over to give Sha Yi a leg massage: "Thank you for your hard work, roommate. I'll help you relax your muscles!" Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. Is the small dark room really that scary? Not really, right? Qin Xiaoxian couldn't help but look towards the small dark room far away from the cell. Qi Long hammered his leg and looked at him: "Why do you want to go?" "No, no, no, no!" Qin Xiaoxian, who was obviously curious, was still determined to vote.

Qi Long, who was pounding his legs, started to make some small moves. His fists, which were originally moving up and down quickly, suddenly separated from his right hand and made a hook punch, hitting the leg of Sha Yi that was crossed horizontally. The instinctive human knee-jerk reaction made Shayi lift his leg. "Hey, knee-jerk reaction, look!" Qi Long excitedly shared it with everyone and hit it again. Shayi did not relax this time, but controlled his leg muscles so that he would not have a knee jerk reaction. Qi Long was puzzled: "Huh? Is your leg broken?" Qi Long used a little force, but Sha Yi still didn't react and just looked at him quietly. Qi Li swung his fist in a circle and Sha Yi screamed and fell to the ground, hugging his legs. "Hahahahahahahaha, dormitory leader, he did it on purpose!" Shen Teng shouted. "No, no!" Qi Long defended himself. Yang Chaoyue and Qin Xiaoxian went to support Sha Yi. Dong Qiang and Wang Jiaer controlled Qi Long, shouting for the dormitory leader to come and take revenge and hit him on the knee! "No, no, my knees are not good. My senior brother Guo Degang often jumps up and hits my knees. My knees are red and swollen!" Qi Long yelled. Everyone laughed. Sha Yi walked over, clenched his fist, and went towards Qi Long's legs. Qi Long pretended to struggle and kicked Sha Yi. "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Qi Long shouted. Everyone said: "It's unreasonable not to put him in the small dark room." "Yes, if that's the case, I'll kick you too!" Qin Xiaoxian threatened Sha Yi. Sha Yi thought it made sense and took out the black room card. Qi Long shouted "No, no" and entered the luxurious lounge again. Fortunately, the water in the kettle was still hot, so he started to make coriander noodles directly. In order not to waste the remaining boiled water, he took a cup of instant milk tea, first dissolved the milk tea powder with hot water, then added a little cold mineral water, stirred it evenly, and started drinking. "I told you that Qin Xiaoxian will definitely come later, and he is already curious." Qi Long analyzed to the camera.

He wanted to increase Qin Xiaoxian's curiosity. If the punishment was the same every time, it might be boring. He noticed the clips holding snacks, picked up one and put it on his earlobe. After the mark was left, he moved on to the other ear. Calculating the time, when about two minutes had passed, he opened the instant noodles and started eating. At this time, the instant noodles have just begun to fall apart, and it is not yet the best time to eat them. However, time is limited and we cannot wait until then, so this crispy taste is acceptable. It was not until the staff told him that the time was up that Qi Long covered his ears and walked out. Seeing that he still looked distraught, but his body was clean, everyone was puzzled again: "What happened?" "Wow, they asked me to eat 10 stalks of cilantro raw. If I didn't finish them after the timer was up, I would put a clip on my ear for the remaining stalks. Then they tied a string to the clip and pulled it hard." After hearing Qi Long's explanation, Shen Teng took a breath and said, "So cruel?" "Yes, it hurts a lot, look at my earlobe!" Qi Long showed. "So, the punishment is different every time?" Gao Dongqiang asked. Qi Long nodded: "Yes, there is a basket of props in the prop room of the program group, but it is covered and I can't see it. Who of you will try it?" Seeing Qin Xiaoxian eager to try, Qi Long encouraged him with his eyes. Finally, curiosity overcame the fear of the unknown. Qin Xiaoxian rushed forward and punched and kicked Sha Yi. All the hits were light on Sha Yi's body, but later on, there would be dubbing like in martial arts movies. "Go, go, go whenever you want!" Sha Yi raised the small black room card. Qin Xiaoxian didn't say no, but just followed the prison guard over there in a swagger. He was a little nervous when he was asked to open the door himself, not knowing what was waiting for him. After opening the door and seeing the gorgeous lounge in front of him, Qin Xiaoxian couldn't help but exclaimed: "Fuck!" Then there was silent laughter. To exaggerate, everyone laughed so hard that they slid off the wall and sat on the ground. "Master uncle is really nice to me. He has been hinting to me with his eyes that this is such a good place. Hahaha!" Time was limited, so Qin Xiaoxian didn't think much about it and immediately rushed up to find his favorite snacks. When he came back, he was hissing in his mouth and claimed that the punishment he received in there was to eat chili peppers. If he didn't finish eating within the specified time, he would be hit on the head with an air hammer ten times. He didn't finish eating because it was too spicy. Everyone believed it, but Qi Long was the only one who knew that he had gone to eat spicy noodles! The prison entered the second stage, asking them to separate red beans, yellow beans, and mung beans from a pile of mixed beans. The six members are divided into groups of two. They each choose a bean of a certain color and have to finish the task within the specified time. The group with fewer beans will be sent to a small dark room to be punished. The grouping is done by Sha Yi. It is obvious that the yellow beans are larger and easier to pick out. The red beans are medium-sized, and the mung beans are the smallest. Qi Long raised his hand and suggested: "Reporting to the dormitory leader, I suggest that you let Dongqiang pick Green Bean, because he and Green Bean are a perfect match!" "I am a cuckold?" Qi Long pointed at him and said, "Look, he is very self-aware!" "Hahahahaha, okay, you two pick the mung beans!" "what?" Sha Yi said seriously: "I am doing this for your own good, Green Bean Fly, Green Bean Fly, if you choose Green Bean you will win!" "You don't think he can win, you just think he is as annoying as a fly!" Shen Teng said with a smile.

Sha Yi's eyes lit up: "My junior brother still understands me!" The rather boring and tedious bean picking game began. Everyone was concentrating on picking beans. No one paid attention to Sha Yi, who was a little bored: "It's so boring. Will anyone watch it if it's broadcasted?" "There's nothing we can do, Dormitory Master. You're there with your sharp eyes, and we can't break the rules!" Sha Yi realized that something was missing. It would be so boring if everyone completed the task seriously and no one broke the rules. "Fouls allowed!" Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian were like engines, they immediately picked up a bunch of beans with their hands and put them into the bean basins that others had picked. Qin Xiaoxian grabbed fewer because he still wanted to lose so that he could go to the rest room if he lost. So he wanted to throw a brick to attract a bigger brick, and poured it into Shen Teng's bowl beside him. As expected, Shen Teng retaliated against him and grabbed the mixed beans and threw them into his bowl. At this time, Gao Dongqiang's angry roar resounded throughout the prison. The uninformed people laughed out loud when they saw that Qi Long had actually killed the enemy. He grabbed a handful of beans and poured them into Dongqiang's basin. How could Dongqiang not be angry? He roared, "Are you crazy?" "I forgot we are on the same team, sorry!" Qi Long explained aggrievedly. The others were watching the fun, Qin Xiaoxian's face was filled with melancholy. Uncle Master was really good at playing. This time, weren't they going to lose? "Just think of me as Huachao's goalkeeper. I'm showing off my skills by throwing the ball into my own goal!" Qi Long pushed Dongqiang who was picking up beans and throwing them out. Dongqiang laughed unhappily: "Why do I have a partner like you?" "I really forgot, I'm sorry!" After saying that, Qi Long accidentally knocked over his basin, and all the mung beans he had picked out fell out. Sha Yi stood up and said, "The results can be announced in advance. Qi Long and Dong Qiang are eliminated!" After saying this, he was still feeling smug. He had always been the first one to be eliminated, but he never expected that there would be a day when he would say that someone else was eliminated. So cool! Dongqiang followed Qi Long into the room with reluctance on his face, and then his expression changed instantly, from looking unhappy to expressionless surprise, and finally to smiling. "This is the punishment room!" "Yes, I even had to make up my own punishment to fool people, hahaha!" Qi Long smiled and pointed at the massage chair, asking him to try it. Gao Dongqiang only then realized: "So you were careless on purpose just now!" "Of course, otherwise how can we enjoy this?" Qi Long opened the refrigerator and took out a popsicle, the kind with two ends that can be broken in the middle into two. When he was in school, classmates who were close to each other would share it. After taking it out, Qi Long raised his knee and pushed down skillfully, and the popsicle became two, one for him and one for Dongqiang. "Wow, this popsicle. When we were in elementary school, we both had pocket money. You bought it at noon when we went to school, and we each had half. I bought it in the evening when we got home from school, and we each had half. Whoever bought it got to eat the pointed end, because we both thought the pointed end was longer!" Dongqiang said, looking at the popsicle with the round end. Qi Long nodded: "Later I found out that there was more ice on the round side!" While eating popsicles, Shen Teng pushed the door open and was also stunned when he saw this scene. "Close the door quickly, close the door quickly!" Qi Long shouted in a low voice. Shen Teng hurriedly closed the door and started laughing: "Sha Yi went crazy and asked us to pick up beans. He was playing tricks on the side and threw beans into our bowls. Qin Xiaoxian yelled a few words, and I felt that he wanted to come in. When Sha Yi hit me, I hit him directly."

"Hahahahahaha, you are still so cunning!" Qi Long commented. Shen Teng: "I didn't expect there would be such a reward for playing sand art. If I had known, I would have beaten him a long time ago!" "Hahahaha!" (End of this chapter)

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