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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 190: Awards Ceremony: Teasing the Artists

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Chapter 190: Awards Ceremony: Teasing the Artists

Chapter 190: Awards Ceremony: Teasing the Artists Several media companies, together with Penguin Video, Mangtai Video and other video websites, jointly created a Chinese film and television event. It is also because of this award ceremony that "Let's Run" was recorded for two consecutive episodes, because Shen Teng, Sha Yi, Yang Chaoyue and Qi Long will all participate. The first two are serious actors, and Yang Chaoyue is the performance guest of the girl group. After all, they are the girl group strongly promoted by Penguin Video. Qi Long was a member of the hosting team. He didn't know why he was invited to be the host when he didn't even have a hosting certificate. However, he knew that many of his good friends would participate, so he accepted the job and just treated it as a meeting with his good friends. After the tour in Dalu Province ended, Qi Long flew directly to Shanghai and met his co-hosts: He Ling, Sa Beining, and Da Zhangwei. "Mango wants us to reorganize NZND?" When Qi Long saw this lineup, he knew why he was included. Sa Beining laughed loudly: "Oh, I didn't expect that there would be two of you. I thought it was just me and Teacher He!" "You don't think a case will come up while we're talking on the spot, do you?" Da Zhangwei said with a smile. He Ling shook her head: "Don't worry, there is no one with the last name Zhen here!" In the "Detective" program, all the NPCs who died had the surname Zhen. "Hahahahahaha!" the four of them laughed.

While the four were chatting happily, the staff of the organizer also sent their host script, which was mainly to make fun of the guests at the beginning. "It can be changed, right?" Qi Long looked up and asked. The staff nodded repeatedly: "Of course, this is just a framework, teachers can add whatever they want!" "Then I'm not welcome!" The classic voice actor of Hunan TV Station is the deep baritone who sang "To be continued later" every day. His voice came from the speakers on site. [Please welcome the host boy band of this show. They have been criticized for many scandals before their debut, and after their debut, they have become so obscure in the entertainment industry that no one cares about them.] Upon hearing this title, the artists, audience members present, and viewers watching the live broadcast online were all stunned. Huh? A boy band that was ruined before its debut and was ignored after its debut? Is there such a way to introduce artists? Have you ever invited such an artist to be the host? [When they gather together, they are a garbage dump, but when they disperse, they become a sky full of stars. Welcome NZND boy band! 】 Some of the people who were confused just now have already laughed out loud. It turns out that this is an informal group created in a variety show. There is absolutely no problem in introducing it this way. Some people who have not watched "Detective" are still confused when they hear this title. If they are together, they are a garbage dump, but if they are apart, can they still be a sky full of stars? Then, four men in suits, including well-known hosts Sa Beining and He Ling, famous singer Da Zhangwei and crosstalk artist Qi Long, walked out after the big screen at the back of the stage was opened. As the artists laughed and applauded, they walked to the center of the stage. Sa Beining raised the microphone: "Hello everyone, we are!" "NZND!" The other three people also raised their microphones and said with a laugh. Then everyone introduced their real names and character names, such as Smile, RAP, etc. After the introduction, all four of them couldn't help laughing. Qi Long looked at the audience and said, "There are many familiar faces here, including members of our "Men Gang" and "Let's Run", as well as guests who participated in "Men Gang"!" Da Zhangwei stood aside: "I know more people, including many artists who came to our imitation show!" "According to what you two said, I know a lot of people!" He Ling said proudly, "There are countless people who have appeared on "Big Camp"!"

All three of them were smiling, except Sa Beining, whose smile was a little stiff. He raised his hand and took a half step forward: "Are there any artists who have been on Daily Talk? Come on, raise your hands so I can see!" The whole audience burst into laughter. Artists who have participated in legal programs are afraid that they will never have the chance to participate in award ceremonies again. They will either disappear or go to work on sewing machines! Qi Long brought Sa Beining back, and Sa Beining was still annoyed: "Hey, I just won't admit defeat!" This was the joke designed by Qi Long. Sa Beining's words made the whole audience burst into laughter, and the joke was successfully delivered. The next part is the indispensable part of the award ceremony, which is teasing the actors in the audience. Of course, you have to know a limit to this kind of teasing. You can't say it too harshly, otherwise it will make the other person lose face. Why do crosstalk performers set rules off stage? It is because these people are good at making fun of others and are prone to causing trouble through their words. When Qi Long first came into contact with crosstalk at a young age, his master Mr. Hou Yaowen set a rule, or a code of conduct, for him. The degree of joking does not depend on the person making the joke, but on the person being joked. If the other person shows the slightest bit of unhappiness or impatience, stop your joking behavior immediately and apologize sincerely, you have gone too far. You can't joke around. When someone's defense is broken and they're embarrassed, you still mock them for "not being able to afford it". That's immoral and you're asking for a fight! I heard He Ling tell the two newcomers who were hosting on this kind of stage for the first time that they were just teasing the guests and that their eloquence should be no problem. Qi Long spoke first: "We have rules in the crosstalk industry. We only make fun of people in the same industry and those we are close to. I will pick someone I am close to, such as Liu Tianxian!" Everyone thought he was going to talk about the members of Men Gang or the new variety show members. This unexpected turn made everyone laugh. "You really know how to flatter yourself. Do you two know each other? Do you have a good relationship?" Sa Beining pulled him back. Qi Long said with a smile: "Isn't this an opportunity to get to know you? Otherwise, I wouldn't have come!" "What's wrong with Tianxian?" "Tianxian is great. It is said that if you are filming a sad scene with Tianxian, it will be a great test for the male lead's acting skills, because everyone can't help but smile when they see her!" There is absolutely nothing wrong with saying something that seems like a joke but is actually a compliment. The camera turned to the fairy in the audience. The fairy smiled and waved her hand. In an instant, all the audience members raised their lips. This is a common human nature. Regardless of gender, people will do the same when they see beautiful people and things. "According to what you said, many female stars here have this ability to make their co-stars couldn't help but smile!" He Ling retorted. As he spoke, he named several female stars. When he finished the last one, Da Zhangwei added two words: "Jia Ling!" The audience laughed. Da Zhangwei spread his hands and said, "Look, everyone is laughing so hard just by saying his name!" "This shows that her comedy works are deeply rooted in people's hearts!" Sa Beining continued. The four brothers were talking to each other, and the stars who were named in the audience were often captured by the camera, smiling and gesturing. "Some actors are born to be comedians. The actresses we just mentioned all look good when they smile. Look at my brother Huang Bai, he looks funny!" Qi Long said, pointing at Huang Bai. Wang Xun and Sun Honglei, who were sitting with Huang Bai, immediately smiled and applauded! Qi Long changed the subject: "Look, Brother Xun and Brother Honglei are laughing too, how strange!"

The smiles shifted from Sun Honglei and Wang Xun's faces to the faces of the audience. “Of course, now Brother Honglei is funny, but before, when people saw Brother Honglei, they knew that the most ruthless person in the show had appeared. Just like when you see Wang Yaoqing, you know the richest man in the show has appeared. Hey, I heard that you two are working together on a new play. Wang Yaoqing, the brother of Hong Lei’s current girlfriend, is the husband of Hong Lei’s ex-girlfriend.” "Wow, this relationship is quite complicated!" Da Zhangwei commented: "Your plot is just like Fortress Besieged. People outside the city want to get in, and the people inside the city really know how to play!" "Brother Honglei couldn't play this kind of playful role before, but now he has successfully transformed through "Men Gang". Of course, there are also artists who have difficulty in transformation." "It doesn't matter if it's not easy to transform. They have a wide range of acting skills. For example, Huang Jingyu, as soon as he appears on the stage, you know that he is going to play a tough soldier, but the good news is that there are still many types of soldiers left for him!" He Ling continued and pointed to another one. Legal host Sa Beining raised the microphone: "There are many criminal laws left for Aruna!" The four brothers each spoke a sentence, and every sentence was funny. They could make everyone laugh while mentioning the celebrities, and at the same time, the teasing was not excessive, so everyone enjoyed it. The barrage of comments on the live streaming platform was also rolling “hahahaha” like crazy. It’s so interesting to have the four of them on the same stage. Are they trying to make us laugh to death? After that, more and more artists were mentioned, such as Yang Yang, be careful, the title of School Prince of the Military Art Academy is a high-risk title, look at your two predecessors: Sha Yi and Shen Teng. What about Deng Chao please protect Empress Sun Li? In our program "The Great Detective", people with the surname Zhen usually don't have a good ending, and Empress Zhen Huan is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. "His last name is Niu Hulu." There are also ageless people in the entertainment industry, such as Wang Dadong who is the same age as Song Xiaobao, Lin Zhiying who is the same age as Guo Degang, Zhong Hanliang who is the same age as Huang Bo, and so on. After nearly ten minutes of banter and laughter, the whole process finally began with the award ceremony. When the four were about to leave the stage, Sa Beining suddenly came back and said, "Dear artists, this manuscript was written by Qi Long. If you have any questions, please find him!" "Passing the buck" is actually a way to justify Qi Long's talent. After all, the three of them were watching Qi Long in the lounge, holding a list of artists in his hand, searching for the memes or stories about these artists on his mobile phone, removing the black history and gossip that could not be talked about. He completed this rich and full-bodied creation very quickly, and I was all impressed by him. No wonder he can create so many good crosstalks, his hard work and creative ability are impeccable! "Don't listen to his nonsense, it's all thanks to the organizer's staff!" Qi Long quickly went up and pulled Sa Beining down. The subsequent award ceremonies had nothing to do with him and Da Zhangwei. They were just opening guests, and the subsequent hosts had to be professional hosts He Ling and Sa Beining. Qi Long was dragged directly to their place by Sun Honglei, and four people squeezed into three seats. "You can't go back on your word about your guest appearance. When you have time, come to Hengcheng and our crew will give you a box lunch!" Sun Honglei said, locking his hands around Qi Long's neck. Qi Long: "Can you please loosen your arms first?" "You have to agree first! Not only to me, but also to Xiao Bai!" Well, although it’s fun to see friends, I have to make two more promises for no apparent reason. But everything depends on Qi Long's schedule, he will go when he is free. Qi Long said that if the variety show is filmed in Su Province, he will make time to go there. "Let's Run" was originally broadcast by Su Province TV Station, and there will definitely be subsequent recordings in Su Province.

The interaction between the few people was captured by the camera and put on the live stream, making the audience who like the men's gang exclaim that they have a really good relationship. At the award ceremony, everyone can lock their throats and laugh and joke Of course, the fighting was only on the way to their seats. Once they got to their seats, the four of them huddled together and watched the award ceremony with peace of mind! (End of this chapter)

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