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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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1979 My Life in the Era

Back in 1979, he became a young man who returned to the city and worked in the Security Department of the Red Star Factory.A six-square-meter house, wrinkled clothes, socks that smell like salted fish, and a salary of less than twenty yuan a month...Ning Weidong made up his mind that he couldn't go on like this.Set a small goal for yourself and become a section chief first.From now on, call me Section Chief Ning in the factory. Novel keywords: 1979 My Life in the Era without pop-up window, 1979 My Life in the Era txt full download, 1979 My Life in the Era latest chapter reading

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Developing the Northwest Starts with Seeds

An accident brought Guo Yang back to 2002 and he acquired a seed store.Seed stores can obtain natural energy from users' restoration of the ecological environment.By consuming natural energy, you can purchase and customize a variety of seeds.Henceforth:The Gobi Desert is reclaimed and the desert becomes an oasis;Saline-alkali land transformation, scientific research and breeding;Continuous farms, rumbling machinery...An international agricultural giant is rapidly rising from the Northwest.

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If I ask you to make a game, would you make a Wuchang copy?

Qin Feng traveled to the parallel world of [God's Copy].This world is divided into players and creators!Players can get corresponding rewards after completing the copy!The creator uses his wild imagination to create copies. When the recognition of the copy by the gods is high enough, there is a chance to obtain copy technology!On the day of the auditions, Qin Feng learned about the low level of technology in the world and created a war copy - "The Tower Is Still There"!The first step is to create nuclear weapons in a nuclear-free world!A nuclear weapon exploded, flames shot up into the sky, and a smoky gray mushroom cloud slowly rose into the sky!The whole network was shocked!Next, Qin Feng created [Winter is Coming], and players suffered from a torrent of steel and nuclear attacks!Create [Raging Waves], twelve nuclear-powered aircraft carriers set sail, allowing players to see what it means to be the global hegemon!Create [Oliver Twist] and feel the shock of the Royal Navy and Air Force.Finally, Qin Feng conceived [Great Wall Watch] to let players experience what it means to be recognized as the world's best army! What is "one inch of land and one inch of blood, one hundred thousand young men and one hundred thousand soldiers!" "Rather sacrifice one life than lose an inch of land!"

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If you are asked to deliver food, you will attract suspects everywhere

Ning Ye traveled through a parallel world.Get a takeout live streaming system.As you grow your fans, you can gain various abilities and benefits.But there is a problem with this system. He is always asked to deliver food to places where incidents occur.Home invasions, gambling crimes, trafficking, fraud, imprisonment, serial killings...He had no choice but to send all the suspects in because of his justice.……An idyllic country road.A small electric donkey rides slowly.On the edge of the field ridge where the rice hangs low,A middle-aged man in his 50s,Sit on the stone bridge over a ditch in the countryside and smoke.Simultaneously,His face showed a look of reminiscence and satisfaction.Ning Ye glanced at the other person as he rode by.Then take out the phone."Well, uncle policeman, please run away.""Yes, I saw the murderer of the serial murder case 20 years ago!""He was on the edge of the ditch in xx village. The body of a victim was found here!" Keywords of the novel: Let you deliver food, you provoke suspects everywhere without pop-up window, Let you deliver food, you provoke suspects everywhere txt full set download, Let you deliver food, you provoke suspects everywhere, read the latest chapter

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Peninsula Girlfriend Development

Even if we are lost and trapped in time, we will still meet in the end.Novel keywords: The Development of a Girlfriend of the Peninsula without pop-up windows, The Development of a Girlfriend of the Peninsula txt full download, The Development of a Girlfriend of the Peninsula latest chapter reading

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The school beauty’s mother praised me for being so capable!

【Classmate's mother】【Urban beauty】【Youthful girl】After living a lifetime, Huang Chenwei understood two truths.1An aunt who understands life is a treasure.2 Men should enjoy themselves early.Reborn at the age of 18, he obtained the "God's Right Hand" that could repair everything, and easily solved all the troubles and worries of his neighbor's school beauty mother.When the urban beauties heard the news and came to accept his help, they all had one thing in mind."Xiaowei, you are so capable!"(This novel has spiritual energy. Top beauties don’t age easily. Even at 40, their skin looks as young as 28, but they still have the charm of mature women.) Novel keywords: The school belle's mother praised me for being so capable! No pop-up window, The school belle's mother praised me for being so capable! txt full set download, The school belle's mother praised me for being so capable! Read the latest chapter

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Force me to be reborn, right?

The young and promising Cheng Zhu saw a question on the Internet: "If you were given a chance to go back to the past and be reborn, would you want it?"As the most recognized person in the circle, Cheng Zhu looked at the thousands of comments in the comment section expressing his desire to be reborn, and simply pretended to be single, saying "I don't want to", and attached a screenshot of the eye-catching balance in his bank card.But the next moment...He is reborn!……This book is also known as "Don't disappoint good girls, don't waste bad girls", "Who says I only want to make money, adults don't make choices", "The prodigal son has lost his head, what should he do?", "I told you to have no women in your heart, but I didn't tell you to have no women around you", etc. Novel keywords: Force Me to Reincarnate, Right? No pop-up window, Force Me to Reincarnate, Right? txt full download, Force Me to Reincarnate, Right? latest chapter reading

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Letting You Broadcast Live As A Favorite Fan Turned Out To Be The God Of Death?

Traveling through parallel worlds, Lin Yi has become a rising star.It was arranged to participate in a reality show, and the fans were favored on the spot.Accidentally activated the system, but saw ominous omens on passers-by.[Little couple drunk and drove, 100% died in a car accident! 】[Bear child to die, accidental death 100%! 】Good guy!He is a favorite fan, you are the god of death!Unconvinced, various Internet celebrities challenged Lin Yi.In the end, Lin Yi advised them to eat and drink well, and be nice to themselves!Not surprisingly, it all went wrong."Misfortune came from heaven. A certain anchor was eating in a restaurant, but was rushed in by a big truck!""A second-tier actress died suddenly and unexpectedly because of a silk scarf while driving...""The fugitive gangster provoked the police, but was shot by a stray bullet..."As each piece of news hit the hot search, the company wanted to cry but had no tears.Don't cut it anymore, the company can't afford it!

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The Age Of Beasts: I Drove Readers Crazy When I Drew Manga

This is a world where skills can be acquired by reading manga.Cartoonists are even more supreme.For a long time, the living space of people in this world has been squeezed by fierce beasts.I can only struggle with the skills I learned from comics. After traveling here, Shen Hui discovered that the manga in this world has reached Ultimate!Artists can only draw empty pictures, without passionate stories or cool skills.In order to earn expectations, Shen Hui embarked on an alternative path to becoming a god.Relying on the skills learned from his comics, human beings slaughtered all the beasts in one fell swoop!"Hokage Ninja": The Chūnin exam has been suspended for half a month, readers all over the country are itching!"One Piece": Summit War starts memory killing, 100,000 monks jump and scold their mothers!..."Please, can you draw well?""If you delay more, Laozi will block the door!"

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Parents Raising Funds To Go To Jail? I Stole Money And Speculated In Stocks To Make Hundreds Of Bill

Jiang Han was unexpectedly reborn in 2010. At that time, he was just a student who had just graduated from high school. His parents were still alive and his family was happy.But according to Jiang Han's memory, because his parents were deceived and entered the propaganda organization by mistake, they have already borrowed a huge sum of more than five million from relatives and friends!In two days, the money will be taken away by the pyramid scheme leader, and the parents will be sentenced to ten years in prison for fraud.Knowing that I must dissuade my parents, Jiang Han, I was accidentally bound to the god-level rate of return system. Any investment behavior can get feedback on the rate of return.Yongan Steel: "The return on investment is 27%, and the investment time: 24 hours."Penguin Technology: "The return on investment is 2000%, and the investment time is ten years."Crude oil futures: "The return on investment is 120%, investment time: 12 hours."Looking at the data panel in front of him, Jiang Han stole the bank card under the pillow while his parents were out...

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Gao Wu: Ten Thousand Times Psychiatrist System

In the Gaowu Era, there were many races.On the border battlefield, the strong will emerge.Clan geniuses, realm-level geniuses, and universe-level geniuses are countless.Hundreds of millions of Tianjiao are fighting and fighting in the frontier battlefield.The Li Mo who traveled over is a [psychologist].He even obtained the "Ten Thousand Times Psychiatrist System".The practice speed of all minders has increased ten thousand times.The breakthrough ability of all secret techniques has been multiplied ten thousand times.In front of Li Mo, the [Universe Supernatural Power] that no one has cultivated through the ancient inheritance was quickly grasped.The so-called Divine Armament [Zhou Divine Armament], the mind power that no one can control, was easily controlled by Li Mo.Inheritance of ancient civilizations.Boundary talent selection!A virtual universe, a battle of laws. Li Mo grows step by step.The power of the mind becomes immortal, sweeping the void.Immortal, god, tremble!

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He can become a saint, the entire supernatural world has a responsibility

"Mr. Chen Mo, do you have any idea about the reason why the enemy troops on the Western Front fled in such a massive rout?""Yes, their commander-in-chief, the so-and-so Saint King, is dead.""How did you die?""suicide.""Why commit suicide?""Who knows? I was chatting with him and suddenly he slapped himself in the head.""....What were you talking about?""It's a very normal topic, the origin of the universe or something like that.""......How long have you been chatting?""A little over an hour.""How long is one o'clock?""Six and a half days." Novel keywords: He can become a saint, the entire supernatural world is responsible for no pop-up windows, He can become a saint, the entire supernatural world is responsible for txt full download, He can become a saint, the entire supernatural world is responsible for the latest chapter reading

Chapter 16: Just Rent Together

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Chapter 16: Just Rent Together

Chapter 16 Just Rent Together After the performance, Guo Degang, who was pretending to teach his own choreography a lesson on stage, called Zhang Helun to praise him, and then started talking about the work with Lang Heyan. When Zhang Helun talks about himself on the stage, you should show a sense of contrast, that is, an expression: How dare you? With this kind of contrast, the burden thrown out will be even louder. Lang Heyan listened obediently. Guo Degang pointed at Gao Dongqiang and said, "You should learn more from Uncle Gao. You should also learn from him. He can handle all kinds of supporting roles!" Qi Long nodded in agreement and pointed at his partner: "Indeed, our Jin Province Crosstalk Club doesn't have as many actors as you do, and each of them can have their own style to form a complete performance. Many times, there are not enough actors, so the two of us may have to perform two or three roles in one show. We have to know how to do everything and perform everything!" In various traditional crosstalks, the funny man and the supporting man have different roles to play. The funny man plays a variety of roles, while the supporting man has various personalities. There are all kinds of people, including the honest and simple-minded, the slightly stupid, the smart one who likes to watch the fun, the one who feels aggrieved and is bullied, the one with a high level of education, and so on. Generally speaking, famous crosstalk performers will form a fixed style. For example, they will always be the kind of person with a high level of cultural literacy, like Wang Sheng, Miao Pu's partner in the Shaanxi Youth Opera Association. They will avoid performing in programs that conflict with their personalities.

If you let a well-read supporting actor act eloquently, the audience will easily be distracted. The purpose of "Speaking Like a Lotus Flower" is to create an image of a greedy man, so that when he is hit with a fan, the audience will feel that he deserves it, feel secretly happy, and have fun. Although Qi Long and his friends can act out a variety of roles, they also have to ensure that the supporting roles have the same character in the several scenes in the same show to avoid distracting the audience! Then again, precisely because they don’t have so many rotations, both of them are all-rounders in traditional crosstalk. He can handle all kinds of gags, such as leg work, mother-and-child gags, literary gags, and ethical gags, so it is no problem for Teacher Guo to let his supporting actors learn from Dong Qiang. Gao Dongqiang is also happy to teach others. In the Shanxi Province Crosstalk Society, he is the one who teaches everyone. Qi Long is responsible for praising their strengths, while he is responsible for scolding and pointing out their shortcomings. "Okay, come to me if you have any questions. I'm happy to chat with people about crosstalk!" Wang Jiulong, who was in charge of recording the video, and other actors from Deyun Team 6 went to a restaurant near Sanlitun to have dinner together. While they were eating, there was a knock on the door of the private room, and a tall, thin middle-aged man walked in: "Mr. Guo, I saw your agent paid the bill, and I know you are eating here, so I came over to say hello!" Guo Degang was also stunned when he saw him: "Hey, aren't you in Shanghai? When did you come to the capital without telling me? Come on, let me introduce you. This is Yan Min, the director of Shanghai TV Station. We have worked together on a comedy show before! This is my junior brother Qi Long, that is Brother Qian's junior brother Gao Dongqiang, and the rest are my disciples!" "Hello, Director Yan," everyone greeted. Yan Min smiled and greeted: "I'm not working at Magic City TV Station anymore. I've resigned. I guess I'll be in the capital more often!" "That's great, come to my house when you have time!" This was just a small episode during the meal. After Director Yan Min left, everyone sat down and started eating again. After a while, Guo Degang left first after finishing his meal, and asked Qi Long and Dong Qiang to stay. At the beginning, Guo Degang's disciples were rather reserved. Not to mention that Qi Long is a generation older than them, the atmosphere was not warm just because they were not familiar with each other. "We are all family, so we should eat how we like. Don't stick to the rules. Just follow the etiquette when dining with guests and elders!" Qi Long was the first to use the "crossing bridge" method of picking up food and picked up a crayfish. According to Chinese dietary rules, you only need to eat what is in front of you. You cannot eat what is on the other end of the plate. It does not look good and is not polite. When Guo Degang was here just now, everyone was eating in a very orderly manner. "Aren't you the elder?" Zhang Helun said with a smile.

"We are about the same age. In the crosstalk world, you are the elders, but at other times, we should just treat each other as peers! The senior from Deyun Society, my uncle Xie Jin, don't you also treat each other as peers?" Qi Long, who often watched crosstalk from Deyun Society while lying on his hospital bed, was also quite familiar with Deyun Society. After hearing this, everyone relaxed. Qi Long first talked about his experience in joining the crosstalk circle, and was spotted by Mr. Hou when he was playing in the mud and naming dishes. Taking advantage of this topic, we asked them how they came into contact with crosstalk, how they decided to work in this industry, how they joined Deyun Society, etc. A crosstalk performer’s mouth can be used to chat and can also include jokes. Zhang Helun talked about his own experience. He took the exam three times. The first time, he sang a crosstalk with full confidence and made everyone laugh. Suddenly, the atmosphere at the dinner table became lively with bursts of laughter. As the atmosphere became more lively, Qi Long spoke less, but he listened to everyone carefully and responded, letting everyone know that he was listening carefully. This is also the habit of crosstalk. His master Hou Yaowen taught him that if you want to create a good character on stage, you can't just rely on imagination. You have to observe people in real life and understand their stories in order to perform a vivid role. So Qi Long also likes to listen to other people tell their own stories, and usually he becomes a listener once the topic is opened. Gao Dongqiang is different. He likes to chat with people. During the conversation, the topic came to fitness. He said to a few fat supporting actors that we are fat for the stage image, but we must be healthy and do more exercise. Moderate exercise will not make you lose weight, will not affect your image, and will enhance your cardiopulmonary function. I heard that Shaobing from Deyun Club also likes fitness, and he said that he must go to the gym to compete with him! After a happy meal, Qi Long stopped taxis one by one for his nephews who didn't have a car and paid for the fare. He was taken care of in this way by his master and uncle, and now he takes care of his nephews in the same way. This is inheritance. Gao Dongqiang transferred him a red envelope, saying that you can't be the only one paying to take care of your nephew, I have to pay too! "I remembered what you said about the money. I've been busy rehearsing these days and didn't mention it!" Qi Long opened the house rental app on his mobile phone and located the community where Dongqiang's family lived, where he was temporarily staying. The housing prices in the capital are really expensive. The rent for the same two-bedroom apartment is more than 6,000 yuan, which is almost like robbing money. "I just gave you the lowest price, 6,000 a month. I'll live here for a month. If I can't make any money, I'll find a house on my own!" "Don't give me six thousand. Just give me half of it. Then you can leave the second bedroom of the two-bedroom house to me. When it's late for rehearsal or when my parents want to spend some time alone and don't want me anymore, I can come and live with you. We can just share the rent!" Gao Dongqiang refused. He didn't say he didn't want money because he knew Qi Long would not agree. When Dongqiang was a child, his family was rich. Whenever he had fun playing with Qilong, he would treat him to drinks and snacks. He did this for several days until Qilong's parents found out. Qi Long's parents also bought drinks and snacks and gave them to Dongqiang. That day, Qi Long was taught by his parents: You can't let others pay for everything just because their family is rich. Friendship is an equal relationship. You make friends with him, not his money! If you keep spending other people's money, your friendship will definitely not last long. Since then, Qi Long and Dong Qiang have always been very clear about money. There are times when Dong Qiang pays for meals, but as long as he pays the bill, Qi Long will find an opportunity to treat him to another meal or buy him some fruit in return. They have a give-and-take relationship. Why do brothers have to settle accounts clearly? It is because they are afraid that the accounts will not be clear. If there is a conflict over money and they never have any contact with each other again, it will be a waste of time! (End of this chapter)

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