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Chapter 142: Huang Bo wearing sunglasses has a negative IQ

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Chapter 142: Huang Bo wearing sunglasses has a negative IQ

Chapter 142 Huang Bo wearing sunglasses has a negative IQ The pursuit and filming continued until the second day. After daytime, the escape became even more difficult because it was a mission announced during the New Year’s Eve live broadcast and the entire network knew about it. Many enthusiastic audiences in Shanghai spontaneously organized teams to catch men and look for them everywhere to take photos and post them on Weibo. Qi Long and Sun Honglei were driving a car with low fuel level and refueling at a gas station. The gas station attendant took a photo of them with a smile, and the license plate was exposed. After that, people not only took photos of the people, but also the car. This made the two of them miserable. You couldn't maliciously cover the license plate for the show. At the same time, there is no scene of speeding on the road as in the movie. Traffic rules must be obeyed. They are not real fugitives! This also resulted in the pursuit team's car being not far away from their car. There was no way the two of them could drive into the park to get the Extreme Coins. They would be caught before they could even get them. They discussed that they could not just sit there and wait for death, so they found a place with few people, parked by the side of the road, and hailed a taxi to leave for different places. One was going to complete the task of obtaining the extreme coins, and the other was going to get the mobile phone that was not being monitored. In the car, the driver said with a smile: "If he is really a fugitive, I will quietly take him to the police station, which means you are recording a variety show, I can take you!" "Hahaha, driver, you are a good citizen, but you also have to pay attention to safety. We are not really desperadoes, but some fugitives are. When you pick them up, you should ensure your own safety first." Qi Long said with a smile. The driver nodded, indicating that he understood. He had done this before. He pulled a fugitive to the door of the police station, then pulled out the car keys and ran into the police station to help catch the criminal.

Qi Long praised the driver's experience and chatted with the old man for a while until they arrived at the place where they could get extreme coins. As soon as he entered the door, he heard someone calling him, Wang Xun, who was hiding outside the flower garden. One of the suspicious undercover candidates: "Brother Xun, is this mission completed?" "It's done, I got the money, but what's hateful is this kind of money. Don't you think it's infuriating?" Wang Xun complained as he took out the Extreme Coins. He was not like Qi Long and Luo Zhiqiang who had to borrow money from outsiders. He only had a few dozen dollars on him when he escaped, which was not enough to spend. So after the task was released, he came for the money. Most importantly, he borrowed a passerby's phone, scanned the shared bicycle and pedaled over step by step. As a result, after he arrived, he worked hard to complete a task of climbing up the chimney and taking down the flag, only to find that what he got was game coins. At that time, his mentality collapsed and he didn't want to play anymore. He said this, but when he saw someone coming to the door, he hid in the flower bed. He only came to the road when he saw it was Qi Long. "What's the use of this?" Obviously, Wang Xun didn't know that the money was for purchasing a helicopter seat at the final escape location. Qi Long searched his pockets and gave him a hundred yuan: "I'm sure the production team is playing a trick on us. I'll give you the money, and you can just throw away the coins in this game." "Then you can't throw it away. It's nice to keep it as a souvenir!" Wang Xun put the money he had taken out to complain about back like a money-grubber. Qi Long:. Brother Xun is a man who is stingy with real money, but why is he so stingy with fake money? How can I take a helicopter if you don’t give me money? He decided to fool around. As for telling Wang Xun about the helicopter, let’s not talk about it. In case Wang Xun is caught, the escape location may be exposed. "Then how about this, you give me some, and when we meet passers-by, we can use this as a souvenir so that they won't report us!" Wang Xun's eyes lit up when he heard this: "This is a good idea. If we sign our names again, passers-by won't report us!" He took out his wallet again, took out the stack of extreme game coins, and gave one to Qi Long. "Brother, are you stingy with your game coins? Give me some more. How about ten of them, so that we can make up a thousand dollars? I'll buy your one thousand game coins for a hundred dollars in real money."

"Six hundred?" Wang Xun bargained. Qi Long reached into his pocket again and took out a hundred-yuan bill: "Two hundred or two thousand, if you want, give it to me. If not, give me back my hundred yuan!" "Here, here!" Wang Xun smiled so hard that his big buck teeth showed. This crappy coin can be exchanged for real money! "Only money can make Brother Xun unable to walk." After Qi Long took the money, he left and complained aside. He also asked passers-by for help, picked up a shared electric bike with a helmet, took off his coat and rode away. Now, the escape location on the escape map in the car is in his mind. The map has been torn up by Qi Long, and he has drawn several false messages on it with the same marker. Now he has the extreme coins, so as long as he reaches the escape location at six o'clock in the evening, he will win. Moreover, Qi Long came up with a brilliant idea. Instead of having to worry about anything, he would take the initiative to be caught. He was caught by Dong Qiang's capture team, and then he and Dong Qiang teamed up to control Wang Jiaer and escaped together on a plane. perfect! In the next half day. Luo Zhiqiang, as he wished, painted women's clothes and wandered outside a supply location in a dress. As a result, he was recognized by the old police officer because of his body shape and gait and was arrested. Sun Honglei, sitting in the taxi driver's car, had just arrived at the place to pick up the phone when he met Huang Lei, who was waiting at the mission location with Yixing's phone. He thought that after learning that his cell phone was under surveillance, someone must have come to take the safe cell phone, so he lay in ambush here. Wang Xun went to buy breakfast after picking up the money and ate it in a corner of the park. When he looked up after finishing his meal, he saw Huang Bai looking at him with a smile. He revealed his undercover identity and said that he had completed the undercover mission and obtained key information, and it was time to close the net. Qi Long was caught on the street by Dong Qiang and Wang Jiaer. The entire pursuit team cheered and just waited for these people to be sent over to mark their success. However, an accident occurred. The location sharing of the Dongqiang arrest team was turned off, the real-time video connection was turned off, and contact was lost. Huang Bo's key information revealed that there was an undercover agent in the pursuit team and that there were three possible places where the enemy could escape. The retired police officer from the pursuit team showed off the art of interrogation. Even with Sun Honglei, who often starred in spy war dramas, he was still no match for the old police officer. He bombarded him with questions, and Sun Honglei was inexplicably fooled and revealed that the escape route was a helicopter. At 5:40 in the evening, Qi Long entered the airport by handing in the extreme coins. However, the empty airport did not show any sign of the helicopter, so it seemed he had to wait. Ten minutes later, the helicopter in the sky slowly descended with a loud noise. When it came to a stop, sirens blared all around. Qi Long rushed onto the helicopter, wearing noise-isolating earmuffs, and slowly ascended into the air. Qi Long felt unreal. Did he escape? If I had known I could escape, I would have taken Dongqiang with me. He felt that with this kind of subject matter, justice should prevail and their efforts were enough to add weight to the program. He didn't expect that they could actually escape? Should we reshoot a shot of the failed escape so that the show can be broadcast? At this time, the photographer in the back row of the helicopter suddenly reached out and grabbed Qi Long. Qi Long was so frightened that he jumped twice. When he turned around, he saw that it was Huang Bai. "Ok?" "Our boss learned during interrogation that you escaped by helicopter, so he blocked the airspace. The helicopter that came to pick you up couldn't land, so the one that came was a police helicopter!" Huang Bai shouted. Well, the reversal of the program team, the reversal at the last moment. It would be much better to just arrest me directly, why did they have to send a helicopter flying? In response to this, Yan Min said, "It's already rented, it would be a shame not to use it." The two got off the helicopter and the show came to the final stage. When the last prisoner was captured, everyone discovered the difficult problem that Qi Long had set for them. In the car, Gao Dongqiang and Wang Jiaer were tied up After Wang Jiaer was rescued, he pointed at Dong Qiang and Qi Long and said, "They pinned me down and tied me up. Dong Qiang even tied himself up, saying that they would let you guys figure it out. I'm a good guy and he's an undercover agent!"

He complained in a wronged tone, speaking very quickly. Dong Qiang also stepped forward and pointed at Wang Jiaer: "What he said were all my words!" "Hahahahahahahaha!" everyone laughed wildly. After this stage, the police from the arresting team no longer participated. The director team gave the right of selection to the third celebrity guest Huang Lei from the chasing team and the undercover Huang Bo from the chasing team, and they were responsible for the identification. Huang Lei thought it was Gao Dongqiang, because he felt that Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were the best partners and they were the most likely. But Huang Bai, who was wearing sunglasses, thought it was Wang Jiaer, because he clearly remembered that Qi Long was captured by Dong Qiang and released while Wang Jiaer was guarding him. Obviously the latter person's reason was more convincing. After discussing it, the two Huangs chose Wang Jiaer. Gao Dongqiang raised his hands with admiration on his face: "Yeah!" Qi Long walked up to him and high-fived him. The thieves turned defeat into victory. One of them escaped and got souvenirs, six golden Calabash Brothers ornaments. Each of the brothers except Huang Bai got one. The happy Sun Honglei mocked Huang Bai and Huang Lei, saying that you two are too weak even if you rely on such a powerful police officer. Wang Jiaer's eyes were red as he looked at Huang Bai: "Brother, why don't you believe me? I'm about to cry!" "I didn't see it. I was wearing sunglasses and couldn't see that your eyes were red!" Huang Bai took off his sunglasses and said with a smile. Qi Long came up and joked: "Have you noticed that when Brother Bo puts on sunglasses, his IQ drops." When everyone recalled it, it was true. It seemed that Brother Bo was very smart when he didn't wear sunglasses and could compete with Qi Long in wits. But after putting on sunglasses, sometimes my IQ is not enough. Everyone who had never thought that this topic could win went to shake hands with Huang Bo and thank him. Huang Bo took off his sunglasses: "Actually, I am a double agent. I am also a member of the Men's Gang. I also have the Calabash Brothers reward. Look, Six Brothers!" He raised his hands, empty. "Go away. You don't have anything here." Qi Long pushed him away. Huang Bai said: "Only handsome people can see it." Qi Long changed his tone and looked at Huang Bai's palm inquiringly: "Well, the workmanship is really good!" "Look, isn't it obvious that you're handsome? I saw it right away!" Sun Honglei pointed at Huang Bo's hand and shouted, "I am the face of our show!" Everyone laughed and shouted the slogan of Extreme Men's Gang together. [Extreme Men's Gang, this is fate! ] After the filming of the program was over, everyone had a dinner together. After Dongqiang learned that Wang Jiaer was also a fitness enthusiast, Dongqiang, who was originally a little embarrassed about having tricked Jiaer on the program, became closer to him, and the two brothers talked and laughed. It was soon finalized that Wang Jiaer would go to his fitness channel to work out together. After the dinner, Dongqiang and Wang Jiaer, who were originally polite to each other, started calling each other my brother and my younger brother. Qi Long reminded Wang Jiaer to be careful of Gao Dongqiang, as the intensity of his fitness is beyond the ability of most people.

"We have a nephew named Shaobing, who used to be a fitness enthusiast. But after working out with him, he became a fitness whiner?" "Is it so scary?" Wang Jiaer wondered. Qi Long nodded: "Yes, look at him, he can build such big muscles without male hormones!" Dongqiang pushed him towards him: "Huh? Why don't I have any testosterone?" He knew that Qi Long was going to get rid of his burden, but he didn't know what Qi Long was thinking of. Qi Long said seriously: "Didn't you want to keep a cat? The cat seller told you that cats must be sterilized, and you took a knife and snapped!" As he spoke, Qi Long gestured to his body. The people at the table laughed wildly. Dong Qiang was stunned: "Do I have to castrate myself to keep a cat?" (End of this chapter)

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