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Chapter 141: Entering a haunted house with "Good Days" playing

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Chapter 141: Entering a haunted house with "Good Days" playing

Chapter 141: Entering a haunted house with "Good Days" playing In the car in the parking lot, Qi Long was grabbed by the arm by Wang Jiaer to prevent him from escaping. This was the task given to Wang Jiaer by Gao Dongqiang, and Wang Jiaer carried it out meticulously. Seeing that this kid was as silly and honest as Yixing, Qi Long, who was about to call it a day, suddenly had an idea. He looked at Jiaer seriously. "Gar, you know, I'm actually an undercover agent on your side." "Huh?" Wang Jiaer looked questioning. Qi Long began to deceive: "Look, you came to me to ask where Sun Honglei and the others were, right? I knew your pursuit team was here, so why didn't we leave? We were sitting here, waiting for you to catch Luo Zhiqiang!" Wang Jiaer still seemed unconvinced. Qi Long added fuel to the fire: "Really? There is a code for the contact. It says that if I tell you this code, you will definitely recognize me!" After saying that, under Wang Jiaer's questioning gaze, Qi Long began to shake his body: [Hey hey hey] Wang Jiaer continued as if by muscle memory: [Feeling like a Papillon] This is Wang Jiaer's personal single, which he sang at the Shanghai TV New Year's Eve party that just ended. Because it is in English and the tempo is very fast, Qi Long remembered the continuous "ah". After Wang Jiaer took over, he continued to sing.

Wang Jiaer continued to hold the phone, and the two of them were shaking more and more violently, and Wang Jiaer's grip on his wrist was not as tight. Qi Long found the right moment, drove the car, got out, escaped and closed the door in one go. The photographer and Wang Jiaer in the car didn't react. By the time he opened the door from the other side and got out to chase him, Qi Long had already run for some distance. What surprised Qi Long even more was that he met Sun Honglei who was riding a motorcycle. After taking a helmet from him, he immediately jumped on the motorcycle and was taken away by Sun Honglei. "Your car wasn't stolen, was it?" Qi Long asked loudly. Sun Honglei replied: "This is the reward for solving the alarm!" "I thought you were stealing things again!" Qi Long laughed. It seemed that Sun Honglei had also made contact successfully and knew about Dong Qiang's existence. The two rode their bikes to the makeup studio of photographer Luo Zhiqiang's friend, where a foreign guy had prepared bedding for them so they could take a short rest. Qi Long removed his useless makeup. I called Luo Zhiqiang and after learning that he had escaped, I asked him to meet up at the assembly point. As soon as he lay down, Qi Long received a text message from Gao Dongqiang's mobile phone number. "The undercover has completed the mission. Now you are making phone calls and sending text messages. The program team will tell the pursuit team your location, which is equivalent to mobile phone positioning. The specific content of the calls and text messages cannot be seen. Don't stay where you are. Run!" My goodness, they really don’t let me rest: “Brother Honglei, hurry up, the phone doesn’t work!” "Ah? It's really tiring!" The two had no choice but to embark on the road of escape again. Qi Long and Sun Honglei ran away, and at Sun Honglei's suggestion, they arrived at the doorstep of his actor friend's house. They felt guilty for disturbing him so late at night, but they had to do so. However, as soon as they arrived at the gate of the community, Qi Long asked Sun Honglei to drive away quickly because he saw a Lingdu car. That was the sponsor of the program and also the vehicle used by the pursuit team. "Isn't this just a drop in the bucket?" Sun Honglei did as he was told, but still couldn't help but question it. Qi Long was puzzled: "Are you trying to say that you are just kidding me?" "Oh, yes, yes, there's no need to be so suspicious. We can't run around everywhere when we see the Lingdu car. It has to be you! Damn it, Huang Lei!" Sun Honglei saw from the rearview mirror that the car door opened, and Huang Lei and an unfamiliar man chased out. He looked at them and clapped helplessly.

When Qi Long heard the name, he also looked back. Well, the old fox from another world is here. This strategy of waiting for something to happen is indeed a good one. He calculated that Sun Honglei might come to seek refuge with his actor friend, so he laid an ambush in advance. Fortunately, I was cautious, otherwise I would have been in trouble. But this kind of relief did not last long, and was followed by endless sorrow. "In such a big city, there is no place for us to stay!" Sun Honglei sighed. Qi Long was also filled with emotion: "So don't commit a crime. It's not easy to live in fear like this!" The pursuit team's main artery has been cut off. They cannot use the Skynet system, and cannot investigate the audio of their calls and the content of their text messages. The mere use of a mobile phone to communicate will expose their location, making it difficult for them to escape. Be a law-abiding citizen! "Why don't we turn on the phone and make a call, then quickly escape on a motorcycle. We won't be caught!" Sun Honglei suggested when the two were homeless. Qi Long nodded, thinking this was the only way. As a result, when he opened his phone, he saw a text message with the note that his location would not be reported. The text message contained a map of the Magic City, with safe houses, cars, money, mobile phones and other places marked on the map. The two looked at each other in confusion. Sun Honglei: "What are we doing? We are being too clever. We were afraid of getting called but we didn't even receive any news from the production team." "Hurry up, let's go get the bike first. You can't drive your motorcycle anywhere during the day!" Many cities now ban large trucks and motorcycles during the day! If the map surprised the two, there was another piece of news that was not so good. It was also news that the location would not be reported, indicating that Zhang Yixing had been arrested. This made Sun Honglei very upset. He and Zhang Yixing fled separately after being photographed on the Bund. He didn't expect that when he learned about Yixing's news, he was arrested. The reason was probably that he sent several text messages to Sun Honglei, and he didn't know that his mobile phone would expose his location, so he was arrested. In order to prevent Gao Dongqiang from being exposed, the two did not tell other brothers about the location of the phone. As for Luo Zhiqiang, it was his makeup artist who relayed the message that it was unsafe there, so he was not arrested. Without time to grieve, the two continued on their way to escape. When they arrived at the place where they picked up the car, they angrily accused Yan Min of being a scoundrel. That place was an amusement park, and the key was hidden in a haunted house. The two looked at each other. Qi Long said, "Brother Honglei, you are a tough guy. You can't be afraid of ghosts, right?" "I'm not afraid of ghosts, but I'm afraid of haunted houses!" Sun Honglei replied. Ghosts do not exist, so he can take risks boldly, but a haunted house will obviously have all kinds of traps to scare you, which will definitely make you jump and your heart won't be able to take it. Qi Long: "I'm afraid of ghosts too. Let's go in together!" The two brothers walked into the haunted house. As soon as they entered, the door at the back closed automatically. Then a skeleton in the sky instantly fell freely downwards and came in front of the two men. When people are scared, they immediately start to curse, all of which are: "Fuck, fuck, fuck you!" At the same time, the two of them ran back and banged on the door frantically, but the door wouldn't open at all. "How about this, Long, you tell some crosstalk, something funny, and give us courage!" Sun Honglei suggested. Qi Long: "Crosstalk is a language art, it is very particular, and it is very difficult to learn it!"

The box next to it suddenly opened, emitting green light. A rag doll slowly rose in the green light, accompanied by strange sound effects. The two men stepped back again in fear, then looked at each other and laughed. They couldn't even take five steps into the door, so how could they get the key? Suddenly, Qi Long thought of a good idea. Just now, Sun Honglei asked him to perform crosstalk to make him laugh and relieve his fear. So why did he perform crosstalk? Qi Long opened the mobile app, searched for "Good Days", and clicked to play. "Let's go! Brother Honglei!" 【Happy gongs and drums beat out the joy every year! 】 "That's right, happy!" Qi Long shouted and pretended to move forward bravely. With the auspicious music, the feeling of fear suddenly lessened a lot. The cabinet next to him opened, and a zombie in Qing Dynasty official uniform jumped up and down. Qi Long was startled, but he forced himself to be fearless and waved at the zombies: "Happy New Year, Happy New Year, look, they are jumping for joy!" “Hahahahahaha!” Sun Honglei laughed: “Long, it’s still you. You’re really not scary anymore after doing this!” "Who else is coming to celebrate the New Year?" Qi Long ignored him and continued talking to himself. A mummy next to him sat up. Qi Long looked at him in surprise: "Who is this? Who stole the Egyptian mummies? Don't they know they have to count them? Every night, mummy number one, here, mummy number two, here, what are we going to do if one is missing?" "That's right!" Sun Honglei followed behind and continued with a smile. How did the mummy answer? "How about this, let Brother Honglei be a mummy and answer the question for me!" "what?" Qi Long continued to bow: "Happy New Year, Happy New Year, today is a good day." With such courage, the two finally walked into the depths of the haunted house. The music just stopped, and under a spotlight in front of them, a woman in white was dancing gracefully, dancing like a puppet. It was accompanied by the wonderful music from "Harry Potter", which was very weird. Qi Long quickly clicked on "Good Luck Comes" and started dancing to the accompaniment of the song. He was acting funny when the girl suddenly turned her head, painted her eyes completely black and waited for them, then rushed towards them while spinning in a ballet circle. Sun Honglei and Qi Long retreated and ran away together. Sun Honglei was not careful and lost his balance, and fell to the ground with a thud. Qi Long, who was retreating, was tripped by him and fell onto Sun Honglei. At this time, the music played was: [Welcome good luck and prosperity to the world! ] "What kind of luck is this?" Qi Long wailed. The ghost girl couldn't hold it back and laughed, and at this moment, the two men discovered that the car keys were hanging around the ghost girl's neck. "My wife doesn't allow me to touch other women. Qi Long, you go!" Sun Honglei commanded. Qi Long's head shook like a rattle: "This is not a woman, this is a female ghost, Brother Honglei, come on!" "Hahahahaha, let's go together." The two men stood up. When the female ghost was spinning around, Sun Honglei held her head. Qi Long took the necklace from her neck and said "thank you for your hard work" for waiting for them in the haunted house so late. After leaving the haunted house, Qi Long and Sun Honglei collapsed to the ground and smiled helplessly at each other. Qi Long apologized to the photographer: "I'm sorry, we said too many dirty words and it can't be broadcast. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

“Hahahahahaha, I really can’t help it!” Regardless, the two managed to get the car and found a map inside the car with the escape point written on it. However, if you want to escape from this escape point by helicopter, you will need one thousand yuan of extreme coins. And the Extreme Coin is where the coins are on the map. After being busy all night, the two decided to leave it until tomorrow and went to the staff dormitory of the amusement park to rest. I dare not go to the safe house. Although the map information says that the undercover in the safe house does not know, but Yixing has been arrested. Who knows if his text messages can be read by the pursuit team? If they can, the safe house is not safe! (End of this chapter)

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