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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 122: Hot Search: Qi Long's Character

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Chapter 122: Hot Search: Qi Long's Character

Chapter 122 Hot Search: Qi Long's Character The party continued, and the program that everyone was looking forward to the most was "Daughter's Love" sung by Yue Yunpeng and Li Jian. Five people were eagerly watching from the side stage. Li Jian came on stage first and sang the beginning of the song with his warm voice: [Mandarin ducks live together and butterflies fly together, the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating! ] At this time, Yue Yunpeng, who was wearing a silk scarf on her head, rose up from the lift platform nearby. She looked at Li Jian with a shy smile: [I quietly ask the holy monk, is my daughter beautiful? Is my daughter beautiful?] His little daughter grasped the shy posture very well. She glanced at Li Jian and then turned her head away as if shy and smiled secretly. The audience burst into laughter, and Qi Long and five other people on the side stage also laughed wildly, jumping and laughing at each other. The two adapted their songs and added some content. Li Jian sang a few lines, Yue Yunpeng and Su sang a line, and then they followed suit. For example, when Li Jian sang that he had a kind face but a soft heart, Yue Yunpeng pointed at him with a shy smile: You have a kind face but a soft heart. Li Jian sings: No wonder heroes are tempted by beautiful women.

Yue Yunpeng pointed at him and sang: You can’t resist the temptation of beautiful women. When the two of them were singing, Qi Long noticed a detail, that is, when Li Jian was singing, his hands would unconsciously stretch and retract, which is an action that many singers make when singing. As a result, when Li Jian stretched out his hand, Yue Yunpeng thought he wanted to hold hands with him, and when he put his hand on it, Li Jian just withdrew his hand. The two people's hands were in the air, one running away and the other chasing. "Hahahahahaha, look carefully at Li Jian and Xiao Yue's hands!" Qi Long thought that he couldn't be the only one who found the funny point. The brothers listened to him and paid attention to it. Sure enough, they saw another missed opportunity and laughed out loud. Director Xie from the program crew also quickly took note of this point and magnified their hand movements during editing! After singing a section of other songs, they returned to the theme of "Daughter's Love". Li Jian sang: [What to Say] Yue Yunpeng: [Royal Power and Wealth] Li Jian: [What are you afraid of] Yue: [Precepts and Rules] Did you think we were on the right track? No, the two brothers sang another section of "Your Eyes". At the end, Xiao Yueyue wanted to sing about love, but when he opened his mouth, he sang the line from "The Five Rings Song", which made the audience burst into laughter again. At the end, they didn’t hold hands, but they sang arm in arm, holding each other’s arms and singing the last line together: [I love her, and I wish we could stay together forever! ] After the two finished their performance, all five people came over. Sa Beining looked at Nicomati and said, "I read the wrong program. Why are there two skits?" "I thought there would be an extra crosstalk!" Nicometti responded. "That's not right." Qi Long walked up and said, "Doesn't my senior brother not accept female disciples?" "Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed. Yue Yunpeng took off the silk scarf on her head and threw it towards Qi Long, still looking like a queen. Qi Long ran and Yue Yunpeng chased him from behind.

Nicometti was already used to it, so he came directly to Li Jian and asked him if there were any memorable things that happened with the Yue Yunpeng group. Li Jian replied: "Xiao Yueyue, he may be used to singing a cappella on the crosstalk stage, so the accompaniment can't enter!" Yue Yunpeng, who had returned at this time, nodded: "Yes, so there was another paragraph just now: what about Wang Quan Fugui, why are the first three words sung by Teacher Li Jian!" "Oh, you can't get in no matter what? You need Teacher Li Jian's help!" Qi Long, who had returned, said, "What would you do if Teacher Li Jian wasn't here and you couldn't get in?" There were gasps and laughter from the audience. "Hey, what are they laughing at?" Qi Long asked puzzledly. Sa Beining played dumb: "I don't know either!" Amidst bursts of laughter, everyone took Yue Yunpeng off the stage and let Li Jian sing solo, followed by performances by Lin Junjie and Nigomati. After Nigomati's performance, Yue Yue and Sun Yue performed a crosstalk. The last to appear was the group of Han Hong and Sa Beining, who ended the amazing evening with their perfect high notes. The six people and the guests led the audience to shout out the program team's slogan: [Ordinary life, great challenges! ] The program recording has officially ended. That night, many video clips of the party circulated on the Internet, but they were all fragments. If they were too long and posted on the Internet, they would be quickly taken down. Even with just a few clips, netizens' expectations have been raised to the maximum, and the discussion has skyrocketed. It has occupied several trending searches before it was even aired. As a result, the promotion of "Extreme Man" was affected to a certain extent. Fortunately, the cast was strong enough, and the attention was still relatively high when it was broadcast, and it was also widely discussed on major online platforms. When "The Comedy Club" was aired, many viewers preferred the reality show competition part at the beginning and were not so interested in the crosstalk part. They really like the scenes of battle of wits and competition with each other. Later in "Amazing", each member challenged different tasks. Sometimes they would only meet at the beginning and end of an episode and not in the middle. There was no confrontation, and it was more about completing the work. This is not exciting enough for those viewers who like to watch confrontation. "Extreme Man" accurately captured what they wanted to see. It started with a personal battle between six people, and Qi Long instigated an alliance as soon as he had eaten the sweet potatoes, making the audience exclaim that the familiar Qi Long is back. This is the bad uncle who formed cliques and factions in the Douxiao Society! The performances of other people were also well-liked by netizens, including Huang Bai, who was on par with Qi Long and knew about the hidden gold bars; and Sun Honglei, who appeared to be allied with Zhang Yixing but actually had hidden the gold bars a long time ago. Wang Xun, the European emperor who is the complete opposite of Qi Long; Xiao Zhu who works very hard in variety shows. It’s the little boy Zhang Yixing. Many people are not very familiar with him and he looks a little dull. It can be said that everyone was hooked from the very beginning, and the more they watched, the more they wanted to watch, and the ratings rose steadily. The hamburger shop incident that followed pushed the show’s effects to its peak. Qi Long and Huang Bo's efforts to ease the conflict between Hong Lei and Yi Xing were also seen by the audience. That night, an audience member praised: "It is said that Huang Bo is well-known in the entertainment industry for his high emotional intelligence, and Qi Long is not bad either. He found a way to make Yixing laugh, and used the so-called "winning rule" to give the two a platform to shake hands and make peace!" A fan of Qi Long proudly responded: "Of course, the character of the master uncle is beyond doubt!" Because of the topic of Qi Long's character, the marketing account immediately caught the heat and began to dig up the words that Qi Long had been praised by his fellow apprentices or others in the show: Carefully teach his nephew whose crosstalk skills are not yet strong enough. After the dinner, I helped to book cars one by one and sent them off before leaving.

As long as you have eaten with your uncle master once, you won’t need to mention your dietary restrictions next time, as he will remember them all, and when the dishes are served, the one you like will be in front of you. The day before, I casually said that I was getting a sore throat, and the next day, my uncle came to the backstage with some boiled candied pears. When fans come to the capital, they will recommend all kinds of fun and delicious things, no matter how big or small. The extras just go to guest star in a show, and he will tell jokes to make everyone laugh and praise their acting skills. When the company worked overtime, Qi Long would bring food to give them extra meals, and he also specifically told the general manager not to deduct meal allowances just because he treated guests. Even Qi Long's statement on the crosstalk stage that Dongqiang donated money to an animal rescue station was dug up. After it was dug up, everyone was surprised to find that it was true. Through phone calls, we learned that not only Dong Qiang donated, but Qi Long also donated, and the donations were in both of their names. They make donations for activities such as rural charity lunches and well digging in mountainous areas. What is this? This is artistic virtue! All of a sudden, the internet was flooded with people praising Qi Long, and Qi Long felt a little embarrassed when he saw it. Although he does not have a public social media account, it does not mean that he does not have a private account. Later that day in the small theater, Qi Long mentioned the donation issue on the stage. "These past two days, netizens have been saying that the two of us are Zhang Fei?" "How did we become Zhang Fei?" "Yide!" "Such an artistic morality? It's art, morality!" "In fact, he has no artistic ethics. In terms of art, he is still a primary school student in the crosstalk world, and he is far from being good in terms of ethics!" "You are so modest!" "You may not know, but I mentioned in my crosstalk that Dongqiang donated money to an animal rescue station, and netizens found out that he really donated. You can't assume that everything on the crosstalk stage is real just because of this! Some are real, and some are fake!" "What is true? What is false?" "When you say things like I did on stage about Dongqiang's wife and me, that's all fake, because he doesn't have a wife!" "That's right, for the sake of the characters!" Dong Qiang nodded. "But when I say on stage that I am his father, it is true because he has a father!" Dong Qiang pushed him: "Hey, this is also fake!" A little ethical joke. "Yes, yes, that's also fake. I was just joking, but to be honest, the donation is real, but it has nothing to do with me. It was Dongqiang who led me!" "Oh, I brought you?" "Yes, you don't know, Dongqiang was very thin when he was born, weighing only five grams!" Qi Long said with great sorrow. Dong Qiang: "In tadpole form?" "Ah, you remember everything about your time as a tadpole?" Qi Long turned around with a look of surprise! Dong Qiang waved his hand: "I haven't heard of it. Is five grams reasonable?" "Five kilograms, five kilograms is quite heavy, let's say two kilograms."

“There’s no accurate number!” "The main reason is that his delivery process was not smooth and he was born prematurely!" Qi Long introduced. Dong Qiang followed his words and said, "Yes!" "It was more than seven months premature!" Dongqiang nodded subconsciously: "Yes, that's not premature birth, that's miscarriage!" The whole audience burst into laughter. The joke was so funny that it made everyone applaud! "I don't know the details, but Dongqiang was in poor health when he was a child. If he was pulled a little, his hands would be dislocated; if he fell a little, his bones would be broken! One time he fell off the bed, and both his legs were broken!" "That's when you were hit by a car. Mine was just a comminuted fracture!" Qi Long patted his chest and said, "At that time, Dongqiang's father!" "Hey, why are you taking pictures of yourself?" Dongqiang stopped him. "I was imitating your father, beating my chest and feeling heartbroken!" "Oh, that's how it is?" "Yes, your father!" Qi Long patted himself again: "It's so sad!" "Can you speak without breathing too hard?" "When your father was heartbroken, he prayed to God and said, 'If my son wants to get better, I will do good deeds and benefit the public.' Later, he really got better, and his father often donated money to help children in mountainous areas and build roads in poor areas. Dongqiang learned the power of example, and he also donated money frequently." Dong Qiang nodded with a smile on his face: "I understand, my dad is my role model!" "Correct!" "I am your role model!" Hey, after going around in circles, he finally turned himself into a son, and everyone laughed. (End of this chapter)

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