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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 120: Great Party: "Mountain and River Map"

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Chapter 120: Great Party: "Mountain and River Map"

Chapter 120 Great Party: "Mountain and River Map" The amazing gala took two weeks to prepare, during which there was also the recording of another challenge and an episode of "Extreme Men's Gang". After the recording was completed, Qi Long returned to the capital and rushed to the rehearsal site. "Yan Min is crazy!" This was the first sentence Qi Long said when he saw Dong Qiang. In the program they had just recorded, Yan Min told them that she was going on vacation, but after driving a few steps in the car, she suddenly told them that there was a bomb in the car. Then the car across the street from them really exploded To be honest, Qi Long was mentally prepared after watching the program about Yan Min's parallel space-time counterpart in another world. But being at the explosion site in person and watching it through the screen are two completely different experiences. Moreover, Yan Min in this world is a little crazier and blew up more things for the effect of the show. They can see explosion scenes in every segment, and everyone is in a tense state during the entire recording. Even though I knew that the blasting had been approved, I was still shocked and nervous when it happened.

In the last segment, six people escaped from the wooden house together. After the explosion just after they reached the safe area, several brothers had tears in their eyes and hugged each other and cried! After this episode, the six men's gang have experienced the test of "life and death" together and their relationship has become closer. Dongqiang heard that it was so exciting and said that he must watch the show after it is broadcast! Sha Yi, who was standing nearby, was also shocked: "Your show is so big? I'm suddenly a little scared to go!" Qi Long grasped the key point: "You want to be a guest?" "Well, you have to take care of your brother when the time comes!" Sha Yi nodded. He has already received a notice for one of the later episodes in advance. Before Qi Long could answer, Dong Qiang pointed at him and said, "Brother Sha, you can't beat him after recording a few CCTV programs with him?" He is a very nice person in private, but when the camera is turned on, he is like he is on a crosstalk stage, deceiving people without any negotiation! Sha Yi thought: "Yes, how can I pin my hopes on him? It's okay, I still have brother Hong Lei. We have filmed together and have a good relationship!" Thinking of Yixing who was tricked into tears by Hong Lei in the first episode, Qi Long held back his laughter and said, "I advise you not to trust anyone. That show is not as friendly as our challenge show." "Are we friendly?" "That's even less friendly!" Sha Yi was skeptical: "Impossible, I know Hong Lei, he would never cheat me!" Or maybe CCTV variety shows are too harmonious, with people just bickering with each other, which makes him unaware of how dangerous the world is. No need to persuade him, you will know when he encounters the beating of society! The next day, the amazing evening party officially began. The audience was filled with lucky audience members who were randomly selected by the program team through various online platforms. Everyone brought books, new or old, and entered the venue with electronic tickets and donated books. The big screen on the stage slowly opened, and the six members of the challenge team, wearing neat suits, stepped onto the stage together and shouted the slogan of the show together: 【Ordinary life, great challenges! 】 Sa Beining shouted in an excited tone: "Welcome everyone to watch this amazing gala. I am the host, Sa Beining!" "I'm the host, Nicometti!" Qi Long waved his hand: "I am a crosstalk artist, Qi Long!"

Everyone introduced themselves in turn, and when each person introduced themselves, there was a cheer. The audience didn't know who would be at the party, they only knew it was going to be the six of them. Most of them are loyal viewers of the show, so naturally they support the six of them with all their might. After the introduction, Sha Yi went off the stage. He was the first performer and had to get ready. The others had to say a few words to give him time to dress up. "Next, I want to thank the sponsor of our program. Hey, it's written on the lyrics card. The sponsor requires Ruan Jingtian to read it!" Sa Beining suddenly played a prank. Nicometti took a look and said, "Where? Oh, it's really written!" Ruan Jingtian was dazed when Qi Long dragged him to the center of the stage. He was stunned when he was holding the word cards: "Thank you for the great support of Happy Milk for this program. Happy milk, after drinking it, Grandma Liu recommended it to Grandma Liu, and after drinking it, Grandma Liu recommended it to Grandma Niu, and Grandma Niu drank it. He is from Taiwan, and his pronunciation is very heavy and strange, so how can he say tongue twisters? Everyone laughed. That's the flavor of the show, guys playing little pranks on each other! After reciting the advertising slogan haltingly, Ruan Jingtian returned to his seat. Sa Beining announced the official start of the evening party, with Sha Yi and Da Zhangwei singing "Very Cool"! It was a very exciting song, people were jumping and dancing on the stage, and Sha Yi was even twisting his body a few times, just like dancing to a senior disco, the atmosphere was very hot. When singing a part that everyone knows, he will extend the microphone. When they sang [Five Words Floating in the Sky], the whole audience shouted together: [That’s not a big deal!] When the song ended, the audience was still not satisfied, so much so that the accompaniment stopped. Sha Yi was gasping for breath, but Da Zhangwei was still happily chanting the words, asking the audience to continue with five words. Except for Ruan Jingtian who went to grab the makeup, the other four brothers also took the microphone to cooperate with Da Zhangwei: "That's not a big deal!" Qi Long and Yue Yunpeng walked onto the stage while shouting, one handed Sha Yi a towel, and the other handed Sha Yi water. "Our Brother Sha has already learned many essential aspects of singing and dancing!" Qi Long handed over the water and said while holding the microphone. Yue Yunpeng asked: "What's the essence?" "It's to look at the camera and breathe heavily after the performance!" After saying that, Qi Long started to breathe exaggeratedly, the kind that almost made him pass out. Sa Beining: "Is there a doctor on site? Qi Long is coming over!" "Hahahahahaha!" The small interaction among the three gave Sha Yi time to drink water and wipe his sweat. Nigomati interviewed Da Zhangwei about what it felt like to rehearse with Sha Yi. "Actually, actually our brother Sha Yi is very talented and good at dancing. But he hasn't danced in recent years. I guess his family is strict!" Da Zhangwei chattered and complained about Sha Yi's "position as the younger brother in the family", which caused laughter. Qi Long flipped through the bag: "Yes, he is the eighth child in his family!" "Wait a minute, there are seven people in our family, how can I be the eighth child?" Sha Yi was surprised. Qi Long: "Seven? Eight, let's count with our hands!" "You count!" Qi Long showed his palm, indicating that retracting one finger represented one person, and when all fingers were retracted, he began to extend his fingers, and as long as the middle finger was extended, it represented eight people. After explaining the rules, Sha Yi counted them himself first: his grandfather, father, mother, wife and two sons, including himself, a total of seven people. There are not eight people! Qi Long stretched out his palm and pressed down two fingers: "Your parents, your grandfather, your mother, your wife, your eldest son, your youngest son, including you, isn't that eight people?"

Sha Yi said "Hmm?" Hey, why are there eight fingers stretched out? The others were laughing, they had all heard it. The first one counted that his parents were on two fingers, then he counted again and figured out that his mother was just one more person, right? Sha Yi was stunned for a moment before reacting: "No, you counted my mother twice!" "Hahaha, I figured it out, but you are indeed the eighth oldest, even if there are seven of you in total!" "What?" "Look, your grandfather is the head of the family, then your parents, then your wife, two sons, and including the dog you raised, you are the eighth oldest!" Sha Yi: "My status at home is not as high as that of a dog?" "Hahahahahaha!" everyone burst into laughter. Da Zhangwei quickly responded: "Oh, yes, yes, that's how the song goes!" He adapted a passage from "The Broken Hearts Alliance": [Shayi used to be a handsome oppa, but now he has become a greasy uncle. He has no status and no money to spend at home. Counting the dog, he is the eighth child! ] Everyone laughed and applauded, then left the stage to Da Zhangwei, asking him to sing "Sunshine, Rainbow, Little White Horse"! After Da Zhangwei finished singing, Qi Long was no longer on stage. He had to change his clothes and sing with the Phoenix band in a Tang suit, so he did not watch Ruan Jingtian and Wang Xinling's performances. However, Qi Long could hear the cheers and chorus outside in the passage, which showed that their performance was also very good. After Wang Xinling's personal stage ended, Guo Donglin went on stage to perform a skit. He brought his own partner to perform and did not play with the other members. He performed "A Matter of One Word", which was about a couple who were bored and had nothing to do, so they called someone and asked, "Is my partner with me?" They all answered yes, and then asked him to answer the phone because he had gone to the toilet. There were a lot of jokes and the audience was also happy. "Guozi is permanent, but his sisters-in-law come and go. This guy, the actors playing the couple in this skit have changed again!" Sa Beining joked. Nicomati continued: "There is a group that has never changed its members. Let us welcome the Phoenix Group. Qi Long will perform with them his original work "Mountain and River Map"!" The two of them stepped down from the stage, and a prelude filled with Chinese musical instruments sounded. Linghua slowly rose up on the lift like a queen, and at the same time, she began to hum with the microphone in her hand, her voice majestic and melodious. With the addition of drum beats, the spotlight hit the left side of the stage, and Qi Long trotted to the center of the stage. [Look at these mountains, valleys and rocks, connected to one river after another, let the river stars rush through the river, forming one bend after another! ] Qi Long sang the lyrics quickly, but he could still clearly and accurately deliver every word to the audience, which is the basic skill of a crosstalk actor! The passionate drum beats and grand lyrics immediately ignited the whole audience. Qi Long sang eight sentences in a row, with changes in rhythm in between, which is called flow in rap terms, which means adding different pauses in the middle of speaking. [No matter the beautiful scenery, you will always be with me! 】 After singing this line, Qi Long turned around and pointed at Linghua. Behind Linghua, Zeng Yi walked out sideways. This is the stage design. The man behind the spiritual flower has stepped forward! 【To the highest point, Shigatse, stands on the top of the Himalayas. To the east, it snows heavily, and the snow drifts by the Mohe River. To the west, I remember the smoke of war, and the wind circles around Kashgar. To the south, the sea and sky are blue, and the dragon soars out of the waves.】 Zeng Yi sang so many lyrics that the audience became very passionate. They had never seen such a thing before. They cheered and waved their light sticks to the rhythm. Everyone was very excited. Linghua's voice is full of peace and prosperity, and she sings the refrain: [I paint my mountains and rivers with my brush, the sword's tip is steep and majestic, the surging river flows like a dragon, I paint my motherland with my ink! ] Zeng Yi stepped forward again, stood in the same row with Qi Long, and continued his rap performance. In the A section, most of the output is from Qi Long, while in the B section, most of the output is from Zeng Yi. Qi Long mainly holds the microphone to back him up, and sings along with the last word or the last word of each sentence. Qi Long's understanding is: the rapper's way of supporting the joke After Zeng Yixiu finished a long speech, Qi Long immediately followed up: [I want to fly back to the grassland and play the piano under the moonlight, hide in the desert and dance with my golden feathers, and live in the most mysterious mountains and forests in the southern part of the motherland. You see, the phoenix will eventually fly out a legend.] When he sang the last sentence, Qi Long pointed at Zeng Yi and Ling Hua who were walking up to him and gave the stage to them. With just one sentence, the whole audience was boiling. Linghua and Zeng Yi sang together, and the male and female duet continued to rock the stage.

Zeng Yi's skills can be seen here. Ling Hua's pitch is so high, but you can always hear Zeng Yi's voice. The two of them also combined speaking and singing together, Zeng Yi spoke and Ling Hua sang, and they repeated the section "to the highest point", giving the audience a more exciting experience. At the end of the song, there was thunderous applause and cheers, and the performance ignited the whole audience! (End of this chapter)

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