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Chapter 108: From first-class cabin benefits to flight attendant career challenges

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Chapter 108: From first-class cabin benefits to flight attendant career challenges

Chapter 108 From first-class cabin benefits to flight attendant career challenges There is a park in the north of the imperial capital, which is where the new episode of "Amazing Challenge" will be recorded and opened. Qi Long strolled into the venue wearing a handsome fake two-piece casual outfit. "Teacher Qi looks very handsome today!" the staff member said in a falsely polite tone. "My girlfriend bought it for me." Qi Long didn't reveal it, and boasted: "What are you recording today, Xiao Sun!" The staff member who asked Xiao Sun to keep silent obviously would not reveal the news to him in advance. Wearing a microphone, Qi Long strode into a small square in the park that was being filmed by the camera, and greeted Sa Beining and Nigomati who had already arrived. At this time, the sanitation worker who was cleaning the park came over to sweep the fallen leaves. Qi Long immediately pulled Sa Beining and Nigometi up and said, "You two should hide away!" "What's wrong?" "The garbage collector is here, don't let the two of you get spotted."

As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Long was poked on the back of his head by Sa Beining: "Can't you just let Xiao Ni hide?" Nicometti hit them both: "You two are troublemakers!" As the three of them were playing around, Sha Yi appeared behind the photography team and started to bring the microphone. "Brother Sha!" Qi Long waved politely. Sha Yi waved listlessly as a response. Apparently he was still a little dazed as he had gotten up too early. After putting on the microphone, it was visibly seen that Sha Yi immediately walked to the camera with great energy: "Wow, the air is so fresh so early in the morning. Good morning, Xiao Sa, Xiao Ni, Xiao Qi!" "Hahahahahahaha!" Qi Long was amused by his rapid changes. Sa Beining and Nigometi were also laughing: "You are so fake!" Qi Long imitated the sand art performance in front of the camera. When the camera was not around, he looked sleepy and could not open his eyes. He felt like he would fall to the ground in the next second and his whole body was shaky. “As soon as I entered the recording studio, the sound became louder: the morning air is so fresh!” "Or maybe he is a professional actor!" commented Sa Beining. Nigo Maiti pulled Sha Yi to the center position and said, "If there is a director who wants to use our Sha brother to act, hurry up, he can get into the state very quickly!" During the commotion, Ruan Jingtian and Yue Yunpeng also arrived at the recording site, and the program team announced today's content. First, everyone has to take a cultural knowledge test, and then the content of the work will be assigned based on the test results. "Ah?" Sha Yi and Yue Yunpeng immediately showed sad expressions. Sa Beining, Nicomati and Ruan Jingtian were relatively calm, while Qi Long was cheering with joy. "This is just like when we were notified of exams in school. The poor students got nervous on the spot, but the top students like us were relatively calm!" Sa Beining said proudly. Nicometti looked at Qi Long who was celebrating: "What about him?" "He is a self-satisfied student"

"What does 'xuesu' mean?" It was the first time that Qi Long heard this word. Sa Beining: "It means that you look square on the outside, but you are actually rubbish if you pinch it!" “Hahahahaha, that’s very apt!” The director gave an order: "Next, let's welcome our question setter!" After the shout, the staff made way for them and seven young and beautiful girls ran out and bowed to the six people. "Ah, the girl group of my company, Qiduo!" Qi Long immediately introduced them to each other: "They are all from Shenzhen University, college students who were admitted by the university, unlike some people..." Sa Beining looked at him predictably. "He's so amazing, he was admitted by recommendation!" Qi Long changed the subject. Sa Beining nodded: "Good brother!" The six old men were happy to see the seven beautiful girls, including Sha Yi and Yue Yunpeng, who had sad faces just now. They were smiling and showed no sign of worrying about the exams at all. They say that he is the official who sets the questions, but in fact he is just CCTV giving the opportunity for publicity. They bowed to the camera and introduced their group name: "Hello everyone, we are Seven Sense!" Then they introduced their names one by one. I could clearly feel that everyone was a little nervous facing the CCTV camera. The best way to relieve tension is to liven up the atmosphere and make people laugh, which will reduce tension. So Qi Long immediately stepped forward, pointed at the five men beside him and himself and shouted: "Hello everyone, we are six boys, or S for short." Before he could finish his words, Sa Beining covered his mouth in anticipation. "Hahahahahahahaha!" The girls all covered their mouths and laughed, and their nervousness was much less. But Qi Long was beaten up by Sa Beining, Nigomati, Sha Yi and Ruan Jingtian. Yue Yunpeng, the nephew, did not take action. He stood outside and kept shouting, "Don't hit my uncle, I can't bear to watch it anymore!" As he said that, he turned around and said, "Call me when you're done!" "Hahahahahahaha!" The program crew burst into laughter. After the recording session, the six people felt less unfamiliar with each other and were able to have fun together. Sa Beining stood up and said to the camera seriously: "We are obviously super boys who challenge various professions. We are called super boys, or short for super boys. Eh?" "Isn't that different?" Nicometti pushed him. After the commotion, the girls were no longer nervous and performed the song they were about to release, written and composed by Qi Long, a song brought from another world: "Falling Flower Love"! [A kind of lovesickness flowers drift away and water flows by themselves, two places of idle worries and loneliness fill my heart, I dream back to the gentle poolside, recalling the dim lights, a cup of bitter wine, just like the falling flowers, when will the love end! ] The song starts with the chorus, which is very catchy and melodious. No matter if they are program members or staff, they were all attracted to it immediately. Even though they are dancing in front of Qi Long and other six members and it seems that only their backs can be seen, there is actually a large surveillance camera in front of them. Members can see the positive performance by looking at the display, just like a real-time monitor in the studio.

The girls danced gracefully, their bodies were flexible, and their movements were in unison. Everyone bent over, lowered their waist, raised their hands, and twisted in almost the same arc and height. The movement in the middle is also natural and smooth, and they take turns standing in the center to show off. Such a beautiful dance, which does not touch the boundaries at all, makes people appreciate its beauty without any other evil thoughts. Either they were invited by CCTV, or Qi Long's face is worth a lot of money, but mainly because their style is more in line with CCTV, and it promotes the Chinese style! Soon, the song performance ended and everyone applauded and praised. To sing well and dance well, neatness is the key. Sha Yi exclaimed: "Wow, I saw their movements, the height is the same, and the curvature of their bends is the same!" "Of course not!" Qi Long: "I was stealing in the company, not peeping!" "Hahahaha, the truth is out!" "You're just kidding. I watched them rehearsing openly. There was a video camera recording the video. After the recording, I paused at any frame to see if their movements were different. They were practicing really hard!" Qi Long said seriously. He also witnessed the hard work of these girls. When he went to the company, they were basically always training in the dance studio, practicing all day long. Although Qi Long also practiced crosstalk from morning to night before, it was not such a big physical activity. It mainly involves using the brain and mouth. This time, the whole body is moving, and it looks tiring! But judging from the presentation I just saw, the hard work is worth it, very good! After promoting the company's girl group, we entered the formal examination phase. The first question was to write the corresponding verses based on the lyrics of the song just now. Example: [A kind of acacia flowers fall by themselves and water flows by itself] This is what Li Qingzhao wrote: Flowers fall and water flows, one kind of lovesickness, two kinds of idle worries. As soon as the title was announced, everyone except Qi Long expressed their dissatisfaction. The song was written by Qi Long, so he must know it. "What's unfair about this? This is equivalent to me preparing for the exam!" Qi Long argued, but the program team obeyed the majority. Qi Long did not have the right to answer this question. Several other people answered the question, and Qi Long took the average of their five scores as his own score. After comparing the verses in the song, the other questions began, which were basically historical knowledge and poetry. None of them were very difficult. After the exam was over, the results were sealed and they went directly to the airport. As soon as they entered, Sha Yi, Ruan Jingtian and Qi Long, who were walking in front, were stopped by airport staff. "You three are the first to come in, so you can enjoy first-class service!" said the airport staff politely. Upon hearing this, Qi Long, Ruan Jingtian and Sha Yi were extremely excited and they all clapped and cheered. The three people who came in later were very annoyed. They were just a few steps away, why didn't they think of taking a few quick steps? "It's because his legs are short. The three of us have long legs and can walk fast!" After Qi Long finished off the enemy, he ran away when the three men were about to come up and beat him. The three first-class brothers happily entered the first-class lounge, and then they were shocked. "Congratulations to the three of you for having gained valuable experience as a flight attendant. Please put on your flight attendant uniforms and follow our emergency training on flight attendant etiquette!" Hearing this, Qi Long, Sha Yi and Ruan Jingtian all opened their mouths in surprise. I was ecstatic one second, and was struck by a bolt from the blue the next.

"The longest road I have ever walked is the routine of the program team!" Sha Yi sighed. Ruan Jingtian also said: "I'm so angry. I wouldn't be this angry even if you had told me to challenge the flight attendant profession!" "Director Xie's routine is always like this," Qi Long said and sang: [The sky is clear and blue, but suddenly a storm breaks out. There is nowhere to hide, and it always catches you by surprise! ] The three people went to the staff's work area with a mixture of laughter and tears, and their clothes took them by surprise; they were "stewardess"! It's not just a scarf, there's also a skirt and stockings. "Ah?" Sha Yi was stunned on the spot. "Who among us has ever worn stockings except Ruan Jingtian?" "I haven't worn it either!" Ruan Jingtian pushed Qi Long. "You're wearing it on your head. You're a gangster!" Qi Long joked. Sha Yi and Ruan Jingtian were speechless: "Can you still make a joke at this moment?" Qi Long spread his hands: "What else can we do? Find joy in misery? Talk to the production team. What can the production team not let you do?" Ruan Jingtian tried to negotiate: "No, Director Xie, if the three of us put on these things and appeared on the plane, people would think that bandits had hijacked the plane!" "Yes, especially with him!" Sha Yi pointed at Ruan Jingtian and nodded. But Director Xie disagreed at all and urged them to hurry up: "That's good enough. You are all tall, and I didn't let you wear high heels, because I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to walk steadily!" Just like that, when the plane took off, three eye-catching "stewardess" suddenly appeared in the economy class! The passengers who were originally interested in Sa Beining, Nigomati and Yue Yunpeng immediately focused all their attention on the three of them. Sani Yue, who was originally worried about missing the first-class cabin because he walked two steps less, immediately started laughing. 【A blessing in disguise! 】 "What would you like to drink, sir?" Facing the ridicule of the three people, Qi Long could not get angry, because the most important thing in flight attendant training is: service with a smile! “Hahahahahaha, so this is what you guys do in first class?” Ruan Jingtian nodded with a fake smile: "I'm so angry, but I have to keep smiling!" (End of this chapter)

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