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Chapter 8: let me slap my face

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Chapter 8: let me slap my face

Jiang Xia filmed the entire process of Ikezawa Yuko's illegal entry.

After Ikezawa Yuko entered, he also brought his camera and silently walked over.

...

Ikezawa Yuko walked into Yoko's house and casually turned on the light.

Then she walked directly into the bedroom, and with a flick of her hand, scattered a large handful of chicken blood-stained threatening letters onto Kinoshita Yoko's bed.

After doing the bad deed, Ikezawa Yuko looked at the blood-stained letters scattered on the bed, remembered Kinoshita Yoko's recent terrible state, and felt like a genius.

She brushed her hair back, revealing a happy smile, and intended to leave.

Who knew that as soon as she turned around, she was met with a pitch-black lens.

“...”

Ikezawa Yuko stiffened, a chill rushing to her head.

—At the bedroom door, an extra person had appeared at some point. He was wearing a mask, a hood, and gloves, completely covered, and his eyes were hidden in the shadow of the brim, making his face completely indistinguishable.

He leaned leisurely against the doorframe. Seeing Ikezawa Yuko turn around, the young man nodded at her, and silently gave a thumbs-up where the camera couldn't capture it, as if he was very satisfied with her performance just now.

This was originally a rather positive gesture.

But Ikezawa Yuko stared at the camera, her heart growing cold:

Illegal entry, harassing and threatening a colleague with blood-stained threatening letters... If these things she did were filmed and released, not only would her career be ruined, she might even be sent to jail!

...However, it's fine.

Ikezawa Yuko thought, she was wearing a scarf and sunglasses now, the scarf pulled high, her face covered.

As long as she wasn't caught red-handed and her clear full face wasn't filmed, she could completely whitewash it afterwards, saying that someone else disguised themselves as her for a staged shot, that it was a frame-up.

—In short, she must escape quickly, and absolutely not be caught!

She looked at Jiang Xia, who was blocking the door, and planned to grab something to throw at him, knock him down, or scare him away, and then rush out the door in one go to escape.

Thinking of this, her gaze shifted slightly, falling on a stepping stool nearby.

Just as she was about to pounce and pick up the stool, to forcefully strike it on Jiang Xia's head.

However, at this moment, just as her gaze shifted, Ikezawa Yuko's vision blurred—Jiang Xia abruptly moved closer, pulled off the scarf and sunglasses from her face, instantly removing all her disguise.

Ikezawa Yuko's face immediately appeared in the lens without any cover.

“...”

Suddenly realizing this, Ikezawa Yuko's mind buzzed, and she frantically raised her hands, flailing them wildly, trying to smash the camera.

Of course, she didn't succeed, and was instead grabbed by the collar and thrown onto the bedroom carpet.

Jiang Xia pressed Ikezawa Yuko's struggling hands down with his knee, then held the camera with one hand, freeing the other to pinch her face and give it a hard tug.

—Due to the active presence of a certain famous Kid, many people in this world know about 'disguise techniques'.

If he hadn't pinched her like that in front of the camera, Ikezawa Yuko might have said later that 'someone disguised themselves as her'.

...

Jiang Xia originally thought that as long as he pinched Ikezawa Yuko's face in front of the camera, letting people see that she wasn't disguised, and that the pinched skin naturally turned red, it would prove that the person he filmed was really Ikezawa Yuko.

However, soon, Jiang Xia was surprised to find that something was wrong.

—He really couldn't tear off a disguise.

But Ikezawa Yuko's skin didn't turn red either.

Jiang Xia withdrew his hand in confusion, and found that his black glove was covered with a thick layer of makeup powder.

“...”

After a moment of silence, Jiang Xia, not believing it, reached out and pinched again.

Ikezawa Yuko's face still didn't turn red.

Perhaps the powder was applied too thickly.

“...”

...In that case, there's no way to prove that it's her real skin.

Jiang Xia looked at his dirty glove, then at Ikezawa Yuko, who was still screaming beneath him, and briefly fell into thought.

A moment later, he remembered a box of wet wipes on the coffee table when he passed through the living room earlier.

A phantom light bulb of inspiration 'biu'ed above Jiang Xia's head.

He picked up Ikezawa Yuko like a chick, moved her to the living room sofa, and pressed her down again.

Then he pulled out a wet wipe and vigorously wiped her face.

This time, it finally wiped off.

Ikezawa Yuko's skin turning red under the camera, this extremely natural change, is something current disguise techniques cannot achieve. It can prove that this is her real face.

...

Ikezawa Yuko felt her face get wet.

She opened her eyes suspiciously. She immediately saw Jiang Xia holding a wet wipe covered in her makeup.

Ikezawa Yuko stared blankly at the wet wipe, then at the camera still pointed at her.

After realizing what had happened, she suddenly let out an incredibly angry scream.

Jiang Xia was startled by her suddenly heightened decibels, and instinctively delivered a hand chop to the side of her neck.

The scream abruptly stopped.

Ikezawa Yuko's beautiful eyes rolled back, and she fell into a reluctant sleep.

The surroundings became quiet again.

Jiang Xia withdrew his hand and let out a long sigh of relief.

He held the camera, looked down at Ikezawa Yuko, hesitated for a moment, and decided that since things had started, it was best to finish them.

So he took out some more wet wipes and thoroughly wiped Ikezawa Yuko's face clean, filming the entire process.

Only then did he stop recording.

With this footage, whether it was to send Ikezawa Yuko to jail for rehabilitation or to threaten her to stop the harassment, it was enough.

However, there was one problem...

Jiang Xia called up the footage he had just filmed, played it back, and paused the screen at the end.

He looked at Ikezawa Yuko's unmade-up face, then remembered her usual appearance in posters, and suddenly felt a bit confused.

The difference in appearance before and after seemed a bit large?

...Like this, can it really prove that Ikezawa Yuko isn't someone else in disguise?

“...”

But since it's already wiped off, it's impossible to reapply it for her.

Jiang Xia recalled Ikezawa Yuko's desperate eyes just now, realizing that she herself seemed very concerned about that filmed content.

...So the problem shouldn't be big.

The plan can still proceed as usual.

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