Chapter 185 I am Thor, the god of the north, for the glory of the northern god "Friend, what's wrong with you?!"
On a road not far from the town, a black off-road vehicle drove by. When passing the embarrassed man, the owner stopped his car and asked him.
"Uh, ah..."
Banner roared with a hoarse voice, his words were slurred, and he couldn't say what he wanted to express.
Not long ago, Banner walked for several kilometers under the scorching sun. This made his body, which was already lacking in water, gradually become weak under the scorching sun.
Dr. Banner felt very uneasy and uncomfortable. His body was like ice cream melting under the sun, making him feel that death was constantly approaching him.
But Banner did not die. An unknown force was still hanging on his body, preventing his soul from leaving this body.
"Hulk……"
Banner murmured Hulk's name. The Hulk personality sleeping in his body is Banner's last trump card!
"Snapped!!"
"Whoa!!"
There was a crisp sound of falling and a burst of dust. Dr. Banner's weak body suddenly fell to the ground, and he fell into a coma again.
"Hey buddy, are you okay?"
This surprised the old man driving the off-road vehicle, and he quickly got out of the car to check on Dr. Banner.
··················································· ··· In the same dimension, Zach was holding the cute dog in front of him and rubbing the Shiba Inu's head with his hands.
Just now, Zach opened the system lottery page and conducted a gold lottery. This lottery cost one million influence points, and the items and characters drawn were pretty good.
[Props: Broken pages of history books]
[Effect: Weakly change history]
[Introduction: A book that records history in the anime "The Adventures of Jackie Chan". It is an absolute artifact. Whatever you write on it will come true. It can tamper with history and change everyone's perception. 】
[Note: Since it is a broken page, the effect is greatly reduced, but some historical details can also be changed. 】
[A-level card fragment*1]
[Effect: combination]
[Introduction: Unknown A-level card fragments. Collect five fragments to synthesize a brand new card. 】
[B-level five-star thunder god Thor]
[Skills: Thunder Power, Divine Body...]
[Introduction: The Nordic protoss from "One Hundred Thousand Jokes 2". His external image is a yellow Shiba Inu. He himself cannot speak, but by clicking on the translator on his chest, he can say: "I am the God of Thunder." Thor” and “For the glory of the gods of the north”. 】
[Note: I am really Thor! ! For the glory of the Northern God! ! Let’s play the new mobile game 2 Bad Jokes [-]! ! ! 】
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And just after Zach finished the lottery, as a space vortex appeared, a Shiba Inu holding a hammer and a serious expression naturally appeared in front of Zach.
Two pairs of eyes, different sizes, big eye staring at small eye.
Thor, the Shiba Inu, looked at Zack in front of him solemnly. After a moment, Thor reached out and pressed the button on his body, and two preset lines came out from the communicator.
"I am Thor!"
"For the glory of the Northern God!"
Fuck, this guy is Thor from One Hundred Thousand Jokes 2!
Odin's adopted sonX The good son of "Hong Qigong" - Shiba Inu Thor
Although the Ten Cold Thunder God Thor himself is just a Shiba Inu, he is also a powerful god after , he is the God of Thunder in Norse mythology. He holds a hammer in his hand and uses his own strength to fight Athena back and forth, making them inseparable.
You must know that in the world view of One Hundred Thousand Jokes 2, in the vast universe, gods are a race with extremely advanced technology. They have a long life and powerful divine power.
Four gods, Zeus in Greek mythology, Nuwa in Chinese mythology, Hong Qigong (Odin) in Nordic mythology, and "Ra" in Egyptian mythology, rule the universe together.
Therefore, don’t underestimate the fact that Shi Leng World is a funny world. After all, it is a race of gods that can rule the universe.
No matter how funny these four protoss look, they still have a lot of strength in terms of their own strength! Thor looked serious, and then pressed the button on his body again.
"I am Thor!"
Zach: "..."
Zach looked at the dog in front of him in confusion. There is a language barrier between different species. What should we do now? Although Zach is a dimensional demon, he is already a being far beyond ordinary life.
Learning some other foreign languages is a piece of cake for Zach himself.
Zach can learn English, as well as some French, German, Korean, Russian...
However, Zach doesn’t know dog language at all! If any normal person is not seriously ill, who would learn dog language? ←_←
Thor looks cute on the surface, but he is also very powerful! !
The only drawback is that Thor can't speak.
So, his father Hong Qigong (Odin x) prepared three buttons for him to help him communicate with outsiders.
Just press the button to say a sentence or two: "I am Thor" and "For the glory of the North God."
"Wow!"
Suddenly, Zach rubbed his fingers, and then a white light flashed, and a tennis ball appeared in his hand.
Zach held the tennis ball in his hand, threw the tennis ball into the distance, and then spoke to Thor below.
"Thor, good dog, go pick it up!"
"Wang Wang!"
Thor put down the hammer in an instant, sat on the ground with four feet, opened his big round eyes, and let out an excited cry, then turned around to pick up the tennis ball thrown by Zach.
He picked up the tennis ball back and put it in Zach's hand. He sat in front of Zach with a happy face, looking at Zach expectantly, and his tail wagging happily.
"Good dog!"
Zach conveniently stroked Thor's soft hair, and as Zach continued to rub it with his big hands, Thor's cute dog face soon showed a look of great enjoyment.
"Although he is the God of Thunder, he is still a dog!"
Zach couldn't help but sigh in his heart! !
Swish! !
Suddenly, an inspiration flashed in Zach's mind, and he had a great idea to do something. He looked at Thor, the Shiba Inu, below, with a joyful smile on his face.
"If that's the case, then there will be a lot of fun to watch next."
"Snapped!!"
Zach snapped his fingers, the white light flashed again, and a plate of fragrant food appeared in front of Thor the Shiba Inu.
"Wang Wang!!"
After taking a bite, Thor's eyes suddenly lit up, he stuck out his tongue, salivating, buried his head in the delicious food on the plate, and started to eat happily.
Thor will never be a slave unless he has food and shelter! ! ! (End of this chapter)