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Chapter 14: Going around in circles and embarrassing yourself

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Chapter 14: Going around in circles and embarrassing yourself

Chapter 14: Going around in circles and embarrassing yourself There was a huge disparity in status, and the other party clearly wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to make a deal, so Shi Xuanying had no room for bargaining. "but……" here we go again! Shi Xuanying thought calmly: He is probably going to die if he doesn't talk much and breathes a lot. Another contract arrived. The host said: "If Master Shi and Jiang Daojun are willing to join me on the first floor, not only can these spiritual stones be written off in one go, but they can also receive a thousand high-grade spiritual stones every year, and after fifty years, they can obtain a small secret realm." The conditions are very tempting, but there is no mention of the price that needs to be paid. Only if you believe him will you be fooled! It is impossible for Shi Xuanying to sign a contract of sale, especially since she does not know the specific difference between entering the secret realm through Guiyi Floor and directly joining Guiyi Floor. "Haha." She grabbed the IOU, read it carefully, and decisively pressed her fingerprints on it, "I'll pay you back tomorrow!" The poster said in disappointment: "What a pity, I really look forward to working with Master Shi!" "There will definitely be an opportunity in the future." Shi Xuanying said with a smile, "I am also looking forward to that day."

The host chuckled lightly and his breath disappeared. A maid came forward and said, "The water prison will send people directly to the ferry. Master Shi, please ask the slaves to come." Shi Xuanying got up and followed the maid out of the main hall and towards the ferry. While waiting for the person to wait for a while, she thought about all the happy things in her previous life. She originally thought that she would feel better and feel calm when she saw the person later, but the more she thought about it, the more angry she became! The more I think about it, the more useless I become! She always avenged her vengeance on the spot. Although she was often in danger due to her bad temper, she was so happy at that time! It's not like now, when you can't even speak a little forcefully and let others flatten and round you! "Uncle Master..." As soon as Jiang Chuixing arrived at the ferry, he saw his uncle standing inhaling and exhaling frantically, his heart pounding, and even his voice was seven points weaker. But there was a guy next to him who was not afraid of big things: "She is your uncle. She looks so short and petite!" Shi Xuanying suddenly turned around, her eyes like a knife, but the knife was in vain. She moved her eyes slightly downward before meeting a pair of round eyes. She paused and said uncertainly: "Are you Dongfang Zhentian?" The little girl had two round little hairpins and a childish face. She looked like she was only twelve or thirteen years old. Hearing the hesitation in Shi Xuanying's tone, she immediately replied angrily: "The name of the labor bank will not be changed, but the surname will not be changed. That's right." It’s Dongfang Zhentian!” "..." Jiang Chuixing had a tender face, and she couldn't bear to be used as a cow or a horse. Shi Xuanying originally thought that Dongfang Zhentian had a domineering name, and he was a Jindan monk. Even if he was not a tall and thick man, he was at least a young man. What would happen in the future? Leave all the dirty work to him, who would want to... Shi Xuanying looked at the little Douding in front of her, and she was filled with anger and fear: "Steward Dongfang sold you to me, do you understand?" Dongfang Zhentian's eyes wandered wildly: "How much did you sell?" She hurried to Baidi because she received news from Manager Dongfang, saying that he had found some teammates for her. Although she knew the identity of her future teammates before coming here, she had never seen him before. When she was imprisoned in the water prison, she learned from the cell leader that the one she was fighting with was actually one of her teammates. "What a bargain! You didn't even give it to me!" Dongfang Zhentian pretended to be furious, "How much did you sell? I have to go to him to ask for the account!" Naturally, she didn't believe that he dared to sell herself, but she didn't hesitate to find an excuse to make a fortune! Shi Xuanying smiled coldly and raised three fingers. Dongfang Zhentian thought that it was not worth thirty thousand: "Three hundred? Three thousand?" The little boy actually wanted to play tricks in front of her, Shi Xuanying was heartbroken: "No, in order to leave you to me, he found me 30,000 middle-grade spiritual stones, but you broke the ban in the fight today, resulting in The Baidi Formation was opened and four hundred high-grade spiritual stones were consumed. This money is not enough to repair the hole, so I have to settle the score with that fat man! If he doesn't pay, I will tear you apart and sell you!"

Dongfang Zhentian put his hands on his hips: "No, he broke that restriction with one knife, and he has something to do with me!" Jiang Chuixing retorted loudly: "Uncle, please don't believe her lies. This girl is very thieves and knows how to stir up trouble. If she hadn't cast a curse on me first, causing me to fall and spill the ink I just bought, I would have I won’t pay attention to her!” "Nonsense! I didn't put a curse on you! It's obviously because you are so stupid and can't walk unsteadily on your own!" "I have achieved great success in building the foundation. When I climb a mountain, I feel like walking on flat ground. How can I fall on the flat ground?!" The two of them were quarreling with each other, making Shi Xuanying feel dizzy, but she probably understood what happened. Dongfang Zhentian has been poor since she was a child. She likes to take advantage and loves face. When she saw that there were no customers in the store, she lowered her face and acted coquettishly to beg for more spiritual sand from the shopkeeper. Unexpectedly, she was bumped into by Jiang Chuixing, but he kept going. After staring at it, I felt that he must be laughing at me, and I immediately got angry. When Jiang Chuixing was about to go out after shopping, she heard her say to the shopkeeper, "There is a brick at the door that is warped. Boss, remember to knock it flat. I heard that some melons can drop themselves to death on the ground, so don't rely on you." . As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Chuixing slapped him and threw him into the mud. Jiang Chuixing believed that he was cursed by Dongfang Zhentian, but Dongfang Zhentian naturally denied it, and the two started to fight after arguing. After hearing this, Shi Xuanying felt a chill down her spine, and the hairs all over her body stood up: "Is that shop... okay?" A place selling goods will definitely have a protective array that is stronger than the restriction on the first floor, right? Dongfang Zhentian: "..." Jiang Chuixing: "..." The quarrel between the two stopped abruptly. Shi Xuanying felt dizzy, hugged her soul furnace tightly, and took a deep breath of spiritual energy. It’s over, it’s over! I don’t know if the fat man who is so bald and dead can pay it back. "Uncle, are you okay?" Jiang Chuixing asked cautiously. Shi Xuanying squeezed out each word through her teeth: "I'm good! Very good!" "Ouch, the ship is coming!" Dongfang Zhentian changed the subject with a guilty conscience. When Shi Xuanying saw the boat moored at the ferry, she lost her temper even more. Well, when she came, she took a flying boat, and when she left, she just used a small broken-down ordinary wooden boat. Forget it, Longyou Shoal was tricked by a shrimp, and it was fate. She had to turn this bullshit fate around as soon as possible! If I stay angry for a few more days, I will have inner demons. The three men boarded the boat, but the boat remained motionless. Shi Xuanying stared at the two troublemakers in front of her and said angrily: "Row a boat! If you don't row, he won't row. Do you want me to row?!" The two of them got excited, and one of them took an oar and stirred it quickly. However, some people are naturally at odds with each other and cannot even row a boat together. The boat quickly spun in circles under the two people's efforts. A vortex formed on the surface of the water, and even if they stopped in time when they noticed something was wrong, it would be difficult to stop the rotation for a while. "Ah, who told you to paddle over there!" "Why don't you follow me!" The commotion in the lake startled a nest of waterbirds. They flew up and circled in the sky, seemingly puzzled by the sudden strange phenomenon in the lake. Shi Xuanying could clearly hear bursts of snickers and various joking words coming from the distance. They were obviously being watched. Ask, how can you throw away all the people who have been the leader of the Killing God Sword Sect for two lifetimes in one moment? Answer, all it takes is two culprits and one oar each. It's really embarrassing to spin around in circles.

Shi Xuanying asked herself that although she was not a good person in her previous life, she did not do many bad things, so why did she receive such retribution? Now she is even beginning to worry about entering the secret realm in the future... The killer's lethality plus one is greater than two, and she will definitely not be able to withstand it. For the first time in his life, Master Shi, who had always wanted to be strong, began to feel unconfident. No, you have to return it! Shi Xuanying secretly decided. The boat slowly stopped. Dongfang Zhentian carefully looked at Shi Xuanying's face and saw her chest rising and falling violently with her eyes closed, and there was mist rising above her head. He couldn't help but shrink his neck: "It's amazing! Your uncle is so angry." "Shut up!" Jiang Chuixing said fiercely. A violent wind suddenly rose on the lake, and thick clouds covered the stars in the sky. Spiritual energy surged crazily, gathering from all directions, forming a vortex in the sky, with faint thunder and pressure pouring out. The person who was watching the excitement from a distance asked curiously: "Huh? Do you feel that the spiritual energy here is decreasing?" "Look at the lake!"  Shi Xuanying: +30000 is to be credited today, and -40000 is lost today, plus unknown compensation from the store.   emotionally stable. hehe

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