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Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

“Even if Yama wants a person dead, Almighty Ye can bring them back to life!”The one in a century miracle doctor, Ye Qianli, fights the King of Hell, King Yama, and the Grim Reaper with a silver needle in one hand. She wins every battle and never fails.In a transmigration, she becomes the princess of a dynasty. It was a pity that she’s not doted on by her father and mother. She is even framed by her cousin who wants to destroy her goddess body, snatch her man, and steal her money.Scram!With the godly doctor possessing her body, she becomes ferocious.Cultivating a divine cultivation technique and refining divine pills, she tramples on bitches and slaps their faces, I’ll let you know what it means to be the favored daughter of heaven! She can produce worldly treasures herself and picks up treasure everywhere she goes. It just makes one envious and jealous.In a unfortunate sequence of events, due to an intense poison, she “offends” a cold and handsome man in a moment of desperation.Legend had it the revered one in the dynasty, the Prince Charming of the educational institution. If he catches her, he would want to torture and kill her. What should she do?

System: Host, what is that thing in the sky?Shi Sheng: An intergalactic spaceship.System: …This is a cultivation world, where did an intergalactic spaceship come from?!—System: Host, what are you holding in your hand?Shi Sheng: Xuanyuan Sword.System: This is an advanced scientific world, where did an ancient divine sword come from?! Wait a moment… Host what are you doing?! Σ(°△°|||)︴Shi Sheng: Breaking apart the main couple. ヾ(^▽^*)))#MyHostIsTooPowerfulAndLikesToBreakShips#Note : ‘shipping’ is the term people use when they want two people to be a couple.

For the sake of his family, Ren embarked on the popular VRMMORPG, COVENANT, that used real-time in-game currency. But being a mediocre player who only knows how to gather information, he was put in a supporting role.As the game explodes in popularity and every multibillion-dollar company invested in the game, things have turned for the worse for Ren. Due to the amount of information he gathered, the cheats, secrets, quests, and bugs he discovered, he was silent in fear of selling the information to the other guilds.But given a second chance, he went back in time when his father was still alive and COVENANT was just in its starting phase.This time . . . he wouldn’t be that guy on the side who gathered information from day in and day out for ten years.Equipped with the games knowledge he accumulated, he will become . . . an Alchemist!Chrono Mage? Djin Master? Summoner? Necromancer?Chaos Lord?What good are those?Sure they’re powerful and rare classes and sought after by guilds, but it’s the alchemist who forged artifacts and concocts rare items and potions that gets the most coins at the end of the day!It was better than being a blacksmith or a crafter! Plus, he could use all sorts of magic without limit to race and class!It was the ultimate class! And no one even knows it!

Maid, older sister, younger sister, and even mother, all of them.

"There is a thin line between poison and medicine, and I shall make you dance on it!"Dead and reincarnated, Shen Bao finds himself in a world of cultivation, a world he only believed that existed in stories and books.With hopes of heights and abilities far than what the mortal man could ever dream of, he's given a new purpose in life, however, fate had other surprises in store for him.What should have commenced as a regular life in any reincarnation story, for Shen Bao everything turned upside down when he found out that he doesn't have the ability to cultivate...

«Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only Light can do that» the Goddess Amaltheia said as she held William in her loving embrace.«Hate cannot drive out hate, only Love can do that.»In order to help his little brothers and sisters at the orphanage, and save the person he loves, William decided to make the ultimate sacrifice.This selfless act caught the eyes of the Gods which allowed William to have an opportunity to enter the Cycle of Reincarnation with their blessings. Together with his Mama Ella, and a herd of goats, William embarks on a new journey to find the meaning of happiness in his new life.In a world of Swords and Magic, where adventures roam wild and free, a new legend is about to begin![Disclaimer: You might get addicted reading this story.]

Ethan accidentally rode the wrong train and ended up in Brynhildr Magical Academy where Wizards and Witches are taught on how to use Magic.As someone who didn't have any magic powers, he thought that he would be punished for being in a place where he wasn't supposed to be. Fortunately, due to a stroke of luck, the teenage boy managed to avoid the worst case scenario, and ended up staying in the Magic Academy to learn magic.Ridiculed by many for being magically crippled, Ethan strived to adapt to his new school life with the help of his new friends, who made him realize what True Magic was all about.

A young man that was always cautious with his life ended up dying in the most random way possible, buried by an avalanche.As he died, within his last moments, he heard several mechanical voices resonating inside of his head, and he was granted many wishes in the form of Skills, Fortunes, and a new Body.Now, reborn as an Ice Dragon, he is thrown into a world of fantasy that seems way too much like Norse Mythology named Yggdrasil, which is also, somehow, a Cultivation World?What a weird mashup of concepts!Accompany him as he explores this world, survives against the deadly monsters that roam this world, and fights to find a place to belong to, and a purpose to this new life.However, he is not the only Reincarnated who was given wishes, and soon enough, the world he was thrown into will be engulfed in complete chaos.

Zhao Yingluo always couldn't figure out how she, a top doctoral student at an agricultural university, accidentally got into a car accident and traveled to the Northern Song Dynasty, becoming the daughter of Song Huizong and the sister of Song Qinzong.Unfortunately, she traveled to the second year of Jingkang, when the Jin people had already conquered Bianjing, captured the second emperor and 10 people from the clan and headed north.Faced with Wanyan Zonghan's drunken teasing, Zhao Yingluo sneered, "When this princess returns to the Song Dynasty, your death in the Kingdom of Jin will not be far away."After returning to the Song Dynasty, the low-key Zhao Yingluo relied on the seeds of the dimensional space to make the entire Song Dynasty fat and white.Zongze: "Now that our army has regained the land in Hebei, we are short of food and grass. Can you..."Zhao Yingluo: "Take one hundred thousand stones!"Yue Fei: "Our army is about to arrive in Youzhou, and the victory in regaining the rivers and mountains of the Song Dynasty is in sight, but it is difficult to sustain food and grass..."Zhao Yingluo: "This princess personally leads the logistics army as a back-up."After being deposed, Qin Hui and his wife were begging on the street: "Your Highness, please give me some food."Zhao Yingluo: "Whoever dares to give alms to them, I will cut off his food rations."…… Novel keywords: Northern Song Dynasty: Counterattack and Become Emperor after the Jingkang Revolution No pop-up window, Northern Song Dynasty: Counterattack and Become the Emperor after the Jingkang Revolution txt full set download, Northern Song Dynasty: Counterattack and Become the Emperor after the Jingkang Revolution read the latest chapter

In the age of the Great Liang Dynasty, the lives of the people were made convenient with steam-powered machines that run on a fuel named Violetstream Gold. Chang Geng, who lived in a small countryside village, shared a distant relationship with his mother while his stepfather was away most of the year round, and the only people he was close to were two little kids, the village teacher, and his yi fu – adoptive father. But his life was flipped upside down one day following the barbaric Man tribes’ invasion, and it turned out that his entire identity had been an illusion – not only was Chang Geng himself not the country boy he thought he was, but also his mother, his teacher, and even his beloved yi fu…

A high-ranking officer in the Marines and a master of both Western and Chinese medicine, Feng Yu Heng is transmigrated with a duang sound to the Da Shun Dynasty. Her father is distant, her grandmother is unloving, her mother is sick, her brother is young, and her sisters are hateful, with each more ruthless than the previous. After transmigrating and being reborn, she definitely cannot continue being a good-for-nothing like the previous owner of this body. Want to compete with me? It will be complete domination! Want to cause me harm? A single scalpel will turn you to mincemeat! Want to play dirty? A needle will paralyze half your body! Want to kill me? A single scratch will disembowel you! The formerly easy-to-bully completely transforms and becomes the most desired of Da Shun Dynasty. A hospital to be opened with the Emperor will bring the adoration of the masses and a great deal of wealth. But what’s this about a marriage to this absurd prince? What does the cripple have to say?