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Chapter 103 - Chapter 103: Chapter 100 Do You Think You Are Very Funny_i

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Chapter 103 - Chapter 103: Chapter 100 Do You Think You Are Very Funny_i

Chapter 103: Chapter 100 Do You Think You Are Very Funny_i

Translator: 549690339

Don’t panic.

I must have seen it wrong.

Definitely saw it wrong.

Chen Zhiyu steadied his nerves and even showed a self-encouraging smile, then took another glance, and quickly turned his face away- –

His face fell.

What a letdown!

How could it be a song by Xian Yu!

Chen Zhiyu was incredibly frustrated, his agent said that the singer Starlight used to replace Jin Shuyu was not worth mentioning, this singer called Sun Yaohuo was indeed not worth mentioning, but who wrote Sun Yaohuo’s song?

Xian Yu, it’s Xian Yu!

The person Chen Zhiyu fears the most!

Compared to Xian Yu, Chen Zhiyu would rather face Jin Shuyu, at least everyone can compete on their own merits.

But Xian Yu is too weird.

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This person cannot be judged by conventional wisdom!

Am I going to fail again?

Chen Zhiyu felt panicky.

However, after only panicking for about ten seconds, Chen Zhiyu gradually calmed down.

He suddenly took a deep breath, even he began to feel a bit lacking in resilience: “After all, I’m an A-list singer, can Xian Yu always ignore the difference in artists’ popularity? Really think us A-list singers do nothing? Such things can only happen once at most.”

The reason is simple.

I’m so scared because I failed last time due to Xian Yu.

So seeing these two characters brings back bad memories. What makes me scared is not Xian Yu, but the unbearable memory.

Such description sounds quite literary.

In fact, there’s nothing to fear.

Although Zhao Ying Ge was not an A-lister back then, her song “Bloom” was champion, she had some popularity and barely ranked as someone important, Xian Yu’s song was not wasted on her.

What about Sun Yaohuo?

He had zero popularity.

Probably wouldn’t be recognized as a singer on the street. If he stood across from him, Chen Zhiyu would definitely not know who he was.

That’s also good.

Get up from where you fell!

Chen Zhiyu felt that he is fine again, he relaxedly adjusted the mouse wire, and put on the headphones next to the mouse: “Let’s see how your song this time is, don’t let me down.”

He played “Red Rose”.

The song starts with an ordinary piano melody, very common, the kind that he could play casually.

Only like this.

Chen Zhiyu smiled faintly.

The moment the piano sound paused, a deep and low voice sounded: “A dream in a dream that I can’t wake up from, the red thread that is tethered, all the stimulation leaves behind is fatigue and pain, no more feelings.”

Just like this!

Chen Zhiyu kept smiling and continued to listen: “When I hug you from behind, what I’m expecting is his face. It’s totally ironic, I don’t understand, but I hope you understand.”

Just like this!!

Chen Zhiyu’s smile has stiffened, but he stubbornly refused to disappear. The prelude to “Red Roses” was playing in his ears: “Is happiness too heavy, overuse doesn’t itch or hurt and the empty pupils are worn out, finally hollowed out, finally endless.”

Just like this!!!

Chen Zhiyu’s eyes were about to split and he pinched his thigh hard. His expression gradually collapsed amid the singing: “The unreachable is always in turmoil, the favored ones take things for granted, the redness of the rose and the dream that is easily hurt, held in your hand but lost between your fingers and ends in vain.”

No…

Not just…

Fuck!

Chen Zhiyu couldn’t hold it in any longer.

I quit, isn’t that enough!

He violently took off his headphones, covering his ears, and at this time his agent just entered the room, smiling slightly:

“Zhiyu, are you listening to music?”

Obviously, this wave is already steady!

To celebrate the top spot, his agent even brought two cups and a bottle of good red wine at twelve o’clock precisely to Chen Zhiyu’s home, and because their relationship was very good, he had the key to his artist’s house.

Listen to music?

Chen Zhiyu, as if he’d been stimulated, held his ears tighter: “I won’t listen, I won’t listen, I won’t listen, I won’t listen, I won’t listen!”

The agent was a bit confused, seeing this scene made him inexplicably familiar.

“Calm down.”

The agent frowned.

Chen Zhiyu’s emotions gradually calmed down, no longer covering his ears, just looking at his agent quietly: “Didn’t you say there are no tough competitors this time?”

“Indeed, there arc no tough competitors.”

The agent was very sure.

Seeing the agent looking innocent, Chen Zhiyu sighed and stopped talking, silently putting on his headphones again, and replayed the song.

“It’s so good.”

This time after finishing, Chen Zhiyu directly downloaded “Red Rose” and added it to his playlist.

“What are you up to?”

The agent’s corner of the mouth twitched, he witnessed the whole process of Chen Zhiyu’s operation and had a not-so-good premonition.

“In our singing world, this is called a surrender.”

Chen Zhiyu raised his hands, L( T_T )J .

The agent:”…”

Chen Zhiyu said to himself: “I’m really stupid, really.”

He raised his spiritless eyes: “I only knew there weren’t any A-list singers in June, I could take an advantage, but I didn’t know the Maestro would come.” The agent sighed, he had roughly guessed what had happened: “No hope?” “There is hope.”

Chen Zhiyu replied: “Avoid him.”

Chen Zhiyu pointed at the songwriter behind “Red Rose”.

The agent saw the word “Xian Yu” and his face changed.

At this moment, he remembered the fear once ruled by these two words.

No wonder when he entered the door just now, he felt the atmosphere was strangely familiar. Would we, who have been hiding for several months, be hit by Xian Yu’s gun again?

What crap luck!

Jin Shuyu is gone, but here comes Xian Yu, the difficulty of the game suddenly seems more exaggerated!

“Next time I’ll definitely find out clearly!” the agent declared forcefully.

“Next time for sure?”

“Next time for sure!”

“I don’t believe you anymore.”

Chen Zhiyu said sorrowfully: “You’re just a jinx.”

The agent sighed: “Actually, I prepared a gift for you, it’s outside the door right now. This wine, I wanted to celebrate our topping the chart.”

Chen Zhiyu didn’t want to talk.

The agent opened the door and brought in a box.

Chen Zhiyu looked up at the agent: “What is this?”

The agent said: “A fish tank, didn’t you say cats are too much trouble, keeping fish is easier?”

“Are you kidding!”

Chen Zhiyu suddenly felt wronged.

He forcefully pushed the agent out of the door, also throwing out the agent’s box: “Even if I die from hunger, jumping from here, I would never keep fish! Never in this life!”

“Why?”

After the agent asked, he suddenly slapped his head, and the atmosphere became silent and awkward.

After a while.

The agent finally said: “So you have piscinophobia.”

Chen Zhiyu’s eyes widened in surprise, looking at him: “Do you think you’re funny?”

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