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Chapter 118: Are you stupid! We can become stronger.

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Chapter 118: Are you stupid! We can become stronger.

Bang! Boom!

The peak Foundation Establishment Realm Blackback Ape Demon exploded.

“???” The four’s heads turned.

What happened?

Wasn’t this guy going to enter the second form?

Why did it suddenly explode?

The players all took a bite of this True Dragon’s shit. Why did such a powerful boss explode after taking a bite?

“Hahaha, scum, True Dragon’s shit, not everyone can eat it!” Beef Noodles jumped up and rushed. It stood at the remains of the Foundation Establishment Realm Blackback Ape Demon and posed.

“Quick, help me take a screenshot. I’ll post it to the forums!” Beef Noodles said.

“…” Wang Lu Fei and the rest vomited.

Brother Noodles, can you not be so shameless?

After checking their surroundings and confirming that they weren’t in any danger, for the time being, the four of them hurriedly put True Dragon’s shit into the storage ring.

The storage ring that He Yiming had given was something that He Yiming had worked hard to buy in Haotian Academy.

Each storage ring had about ten cubic meters of space. The principle of the storage ring was to use the power of magic to temporarily seal the item within it.

It wasn’t a storage pouch. It had a small space. As such, the storage talisman was used only a limited number of times. Moreover, once it was attacked, it would immediately collapse, and the storage within would drop.

“Isn’t your wood technique a bit too much?” First Iceman recalled the scene of the seeds exploding and could not help but exclaim.

As for the portion where he ate shit, they just laughed it off.

“I feel that this Wood is much more convenient than using Frost Arrow or Blaze! Based on my speculations, the Azure Emperor Immortal Body is the Wood God Body! That was why I used a wood elemental skill to gain a bonus!” Thousand Hand Pillar said excitedly.

“Give me some time. I’ll sort it out and teach everyone about Wood Technique!” Thousand Hand Pillar replied confidently.

Ah!

His technique had finally borne fruit!

However, Thousand Hand Pillar couldn’t help but want to curse in his heart.

This dog is poisonous!

After training ten days in the game, only after taking a bite of True Dragon’s shit did he finally get to show his strength!

After eating more than ten True Dragon’s shit, he became unrivalled!

What was the reason for his previous bitter cultivation?

F*ck!

“However, why is it that you can become stronger by eating shit? Or perhaps, why could eating the True Dragon’s shit allow the Azure Emperor Immortal Body to grow rapidly?” First Iceman curiously asked.

“It’s so simple! Azure Emperor Immortal Body is like a tree. If we eat SH, SH can make the tree grow! Wasn’t that very reasonable?” Beef Noodles explained.

“???” The three of them were stunned.

Mad, there was such an explanation?

But it seemed … It seemed … Hold the grass …

It made perfect sense. There was nothing wrong with it!

First Iceman kneeled and really vomited.

Mad, he had painstakingly drilled and researched the Frost Arrow, researched the Frost Jump Bullet, and created so many skills.

Then, they ate and drank as much as they could and crushed him? This game was poisonous!

“We can go back now that we have the True Dragon’s shit. Hahaha, the four of us completed this Epic quest!” Thousand Hand Pillar was filled with excitement. Thinking of the 10,000 Contribution Points and the special rewards, he couldn’t stop laughing.

“Wait!” However, Beef Noodles waved his hand.

“What’s wrong, Brother Noodles?” Wang Lufei and the others were curious.

The quest item had already been obtained. If they didn’t go back, what else would he be doing?

“How could a pile of True Dragon’s shit be enough! According to my speculations, the True Dragon is still there. Let’s follow the traces of the True Dragon’s shit and find more!” Beef Noodles smiled.

Wang Lufei and the rest were stunned.

Hold the grass!

Not enough?

You want more?

“Isn’t this too risky?” First Iceman hesitated for a moment. He looked at Wang Lufei’s broken arm and then at his overdrawn body.

“What’s the point of playing games if not being greedy?” The words of beef noodles made Wang Lufei and the others waver.

That’s right!

A pile of True Dragon’s shit was extremely useful. What if it was two, three, ten?

The four of them were filled with thoughts of SH!

Pui!

“But, our strength has decreased … What if we encounter another demonic beast horde …” First Iceman was worried.

“Are you stupid! We can eat SH and become stronger!” Beef Noodles said seriously.

“??? ” First Iceman opened his mouth.

If he was on Earth, who would have told him that in person, he would have already slapped him to death.

However, now, First Iceman could not retort.

“If we don’t enter Dragon Cave, we won’t get True Dragon’s Shit!” After Beef Noodles was finished, he took out a homemade wooden cup and filled it with a glass of True Dragon’s shit

“…” Wang Lufei and First Iceman looked at each other. What should we do?

What else could they do?

He could only follow suit and raise his cup full of True Dragon’s shit.

“Cheers!” After an incense stick had passed.

Roar! Roar!

A massive rhinoceros that was more than 20 meters long gave off the powerful aura of a Foundation Establishment Realm, locking onto the four little humans in front of it.

The giant rhinoceros snorted in disdain and rushed over, wanting to crush the four humans.

However …

“Wood Technique, Earth Piercing!” The four humans were skilled in their movements as they attacked together. Under the combined attack, a ten-meter-long giant green thorn suddenly burst out from the ground and pierced through the giant rhino’s abdomen.

Tsk tsk!

The giant rhinoceros cried out in pain, frantically struggling, trying to break free from the ground.

“Wood Technique, Wood Palm!” Without saying a word, the four of them once again activated their magic. A massive wooden palm that was ten meters long and wide was formed from countless vines, and it landed on the back of the rhinoceros, pressing it down.

A moment later, the huge rhinoceros that had lost too much blood finally let out a miserable cry and fell to the ground.

“Bull boss!”

“Wood Technique is invincible!”

“As expected of our combined attack, it’s indeed awesome!”

“Hahahaha!”

Wang Lufei, Beef Noodles, First Iceman, and Thousand Hand Pillar were happy.

Too strong!

This Wood Technique was truly too awesome!

With the help of True Dragon’s shit, the four of them broke through to the mid-Spirit Vein Realm. Moreover, the Azure Emperor Immortal Body seemed to have evolved a bit, and they were extremely powerful.

With the combined strength of the four of them, the wooden escape technique they used was practically comparable to a Foundation Establishment Realm existence that had just broken through.

This huge rhinoceros was even more powerful than the Blackback Ape Demon.

However, it could not even touch the hair of the four of them, so it died.

“The four of us have joined hands, but we’re so weak!”

“If we go back and teach everyone, join forces, and cooperate with Brother Ming …”

When Wang Lufei and the others thought about it, their eyes almost shone. At this moment, a terrifying roar suddenly rang out!

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