But today, Fat Peng miscalculated and had his undershorts yanked off completely.
He felt like he was skinny-dipping in public, which was very uncomfortable.
“So, Author Peng writes books on Qidian; I have a Junior VIP account there. I’ll definitely go support you!”
Yang Hao said with a beaming smile.
During the time when the hotpot restaurant couldn’t operate, he had plenty of time, and aside from looking after the kids at home, he’d read web novels and binge-watch shows.
He had read quite a few books on Qidian, spending a thousand or two.
But after the hotpot restaurant closed down, he rarely subscribed to the official versions anymore—too damn expensive. So, he kept authors fed by watching ads!
Also known as freeloading!
Ding!
Random mission triggered: [The Tycoon’s Promise]
As a tycoon, you should be credible and keep your promises—a man’s word is his bond!
Mission content: Help Peng Wenbo secure the Daily Fan Voting Champion.
Mission reward: 5x Cashback Card, Attribute Points*2.
Holy shit!
A mission can be triggered like this!
Yang Hao was somewhat stunned because this was the first time he had triggered a mission with a man.
However, this “Tycoon’s Promise” mission wasn’t unfamiliar; he had triggered it once before with Sun Xinyi, when he had to make up one hundred personal training sessions.
The reward then was a “10x Cashback Card,” but this time it was a “5x Cashback Card,” although there were two extra Attribute Points.
Yang Hao couldn’t help but think of his 16 centimeters; last time, after adding two points, it became 16!
If he added another two points this time, he would achieve the average Hero length on Qidian—a real 18 centimeters big shot!
“Yang, just call me Little Brother Peng!”
“I dare not claim to be an author; I just scribble things down to make ends meet!”
Fat Peng replied with a strained smile to Yang Hao.
“As the saying goes, every profession produces its own leading authority. I wish Little Brother Peng becomes a deity sooner rather than later.”
“Yeah, I’ll definitely come to support you!”
Yang Hao found this Fat Peng increasingly appealing—no, no, this wasn’t Fat Peng, this was his precious 2 centimeters!
Plus, he was currently short of money to decorate his 688-square meter mansion, so this cashback offer came just in time!
Had the mission been to secure the monthly fan vote overall first place, Yang Hao wouldn’t have been sure he could accomplish it, considering there were fierce rich fans of some great authors who could drop millions in a fan vote war. With Yang Hao’s current financial means, he might not be up to the task.
But winning the Daily Fan Voting Champion should be easy; throwing a few hundred thousand should be no issue.
Can do, can do—those 2 centimeters are within reach!
Yang Hao was in high spirits.
However, Fat Peng felt that this Brother Yang was inexplicably thrilled after finding out he was a Qidian author. I’m not an actor from those touchy-feely entertainment venues, so what the hell is he excited about!
And the way he looked at him was all wrong, full of lechery!
Fuck!
Could this guy be a shit-stirrer?
At this thought, with his vivid imagination, Fat Peng felt his butthole clench.
But at that moment, Yang Hao went and put his arm around his shoulder, whispering mysteriously, “Little Brother Peng, I’ve got a surprise for you tonight!”
“Uh…”
“What, you’re not even trying to hide it???”
Fat Peng quickly wriggled out of Yang Hao’s clutches, saying with a forced smile, “Bro Yang, I need to use the restroom!”
After saying that, Fat Peng took off running.
Because he was quite fat and not very tall, his running closely resembled a rolling meatball, quite adorable, really.
Yang Hao shrugged, thinking: He must be really uncomfortable.
Taking advantage of Fat Peng’s escape to the loo, Yang Hao opened the Qidian reading app and found the book, “Rebirth: Do Not Bully the Mid-Aged Poor.”
The author’s pen name was [Youzi Slay].
Well, that nickname was quite telling of Fat Peng’s beautiful illusions.
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Ten fat guys, eleven empty boasts!
Fierce my ass!
He glanced at the performance of this book—it already had over three hundred thousand words, with just over ten thousand collections, and currently 128 monthly tickets.
Based on a good subscription to collection ratio, that would be around one thousand subscriptions, but if it’s a low ratio, it might be just a few hundred subscribers.
This book is a bit of a flop.
It’s not making much money.
Fortunately, the task was to win daily monthly ticket champion, not the monthly champion, otherwise, he would have to go head-to-head with the big spenders at Qidian, and right now, the amount of Gold Coins in Yang Hao’s account was far from enough.
Yang Hao clicked on the pen name “Youzi Slay” and found that under this pseudonym there was another book titled “After the Divorce, My Young Aunt Fell in Love with Me”.
Seeing this title, Yang Hao subconsciously raised his eyebrows, then glanced over at Li Manni, who was playing with Xixi.
He felt like he was being reflected in the book.
Out of curiosity, he clicked on the book, wanting to see what kind of stuff Fat Peng had written.
Introduction:
Bankruptcy, divorce, the betrayal of his wife!
At 35, Peng Hao faced a triple blow!
However, his affectionate young aunt warmed the second half of his life (body) with her ample bosom!
…
No wonder he was embarrassed to say the name of the book he wrote, blatantly getting sexy, huh!
Moreover, this book actually has a ten thousand subscription medal!
Indeed, getting sexy is the real deal!!
On the surface, they curse vulgarity, but in reality, they watch until they’re drooling…
“Brother-in-law, I’m going to take Xixi to the restroom.”
As Yang Hao was silently criticizing, Li Manni leaned over and whispered to him.
Since she was standing behind and to the side of Yang Hao, she subconsciously glanced at his smartphone when she spoke and then saw an eye-catching book title: “After the Divorce, My Young Aunt Fell in Love with Me”.
This…
Li Manni was stunned for a moment, wondering why there was such a book.
But after snapping back to her senses, her cheeks flushed.
Brother-in-law is actually reading this kind of book.
What does he mean by this…
Upon hearing Li Manni’s voice, Yang Hao got a fright, feeling like he’d been caught watching a dirty movie in his room when his parents suddenly knocked on the door.
He immediately turned off his phone screen, and then nodded in agreement.
“Manni should not have seen the content on my phone!”
After Li Manni took Xixi away, Yang Hao reopened his phone screen.
In his mind, he couldn’t help but criticize: It’s all Fat Peng’s fault, why write such a book!
MD, vulgar, low-brow, pandering!
The “three vulgarities” critiqued at literary symposiums are your creations!
Yeah, I must write a reverse-three-vulgarities piece when I have the time!
I’ll take a critical look at what kind of harmful content you’ve written to poison the readers!
Yang Hao mentally ranted and then logged out of the Qidian reading app, planning to complete the task when he got home in the evening.
By this time, almost all the parents had arrived. There were twenty kids in Xixi’s class, about half of them accompanied by both parents. The other half was a mix of either parents with grandparents, or combinations like Yang Hao and Li Manni, as well as Zhao Yingying and Wang Jia, which were rarer cases.
Of course, in the eyes of others, Yang Hao and Li Manni were a normal couple, and even some fathers would sneak glances at Li Manni.
Whether as a biological mother or step-mother, she was the most eye-catching one in the room, without exception!
However, in the camp of the teachers, there was someone who could give Li Manni a run for her money, and that was Jiang Yuqi, the homeroom teacher of the big second-grade class.
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Mrs. Qiqi, the teacher, although dressed modestly, covered all that needed covering, but she was fashionable and had outstanding figure and looks; naturally, she also became the focus of the fathers’ attention.
Some fathers, who were busy with work and had never seen this beautiful teacher before, even thought they should try to pick up the children more often in the future, after all, such young kids need their father’s love!
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