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After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

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Chapter 7: Am I stupid?

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Chapter 7: Am I stupid?

Chapter 7 Am I stupid?

Wang Fugui came in with his two young apprentices.

Then the two young apprentices also saw Min Yiyi, who had no makeup at all.

Although the eunuch was not considered a man, he was certainly not considered a woman. For a moment, both of them stared at Min Yiyi in confusion, and one of them even stepped on the other's foot.

He woke up with a start and quickly lowered his head, but he still felt a chill on his back.

He looked up secretly and found that the emperor was staring at him, as if he wanted to dig out his eyes!

The little apprentice was so frightened that he no longer dared to look around and followed Wang Fugui to search the house...

Soon, all the novels in the drawers of the couch were taken out, including "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", "Butterfly Lovers", "The Romance of the West Chamber", "Jin Ping Mei", "The Haunting of Sophora Flower Village", "The Secret History of Empress Wu", etc., for two whole days. Big stack.

"Take it away!" Di Hanxin waved his hand, and Wang Fugui and three others took all the books away.

"Hey! Wait! Leave me two copies at least!" Min Yiyi jumped anxiously. "Your Majesty! This concubine just reads a few books! Is it hindering you? Why do you have to take it away from me?"

Di Hanxin: "You don't know if there is any obstruction?"

Min Yiyi: "Ah? What's stopping you?"

Di Hanxin said nothing, looked at Min Yiyi coldly, turned around and left.

Min Yiyi was confused and asked the system: "No. [-], what's wrong with him?"

No. [-]: "He just went to comfort Min Rou, but due to your influence, he kept laughing at Min Rou's wounds."

Min Yiyi: "Ah? This... this is quite troublesome. I can't turn myself into an emotionless wooden person every day just to avoid affecting him, right?!"

No. [-]: "That's not the case. In fact, except for lust, he can only feel it when you feel it strongly in other aspects. You just need to pay attention to it and don't be too sad or happy."

Min Yiyi: "Huh? 'Except for lust'? What do you mean?"

No. [-]: "It means that male Gu can mainly feel your lust and is very sensitive to this aspect, while other feelings are much slower."

Min Yiyi: "...I, go!"

"Love Gu! It was born for love. A lover who voluntarily plants the Love Gu will not only be loyal throughout his life, but it will also be twice as exciting to do it! Haha!" No. [-]'s "Haha" , very obscene.

Min Yiyi: "...Then, how strong are other feelings before he can sense them?"

Number [-]: "It's hard to describe. I'm afraid you have to explore it yourself."

"What are you groping for?" Min Yiyi didn't want to bother, "In this way, when he is affected by me, wouldn't it be nice if you could remind me at any time?"

Number [-]: "I can't remind you."

Min Yiyi: "Why?"

Number [-]: "What you can't see, I can't see either. How do I know when he is influenced by you?"

Min Yiyi: "You can't see what I can't see? Then how do you know that he just went to comfort Min Rou?"

Number [-]: "I can receive what happened on other maps after the fact. There is a delay of about one quarter to two quarters of an hour. So I can only tell you after the fact, but I can't remind you in time."

Min Yiyi: "One to two quarters of an hour? That's a delay of fifteen to three ten minutes! Oh my God! Are you the Windows 10 version?"

No. [-]'s eyes were full of grievance: "No. [-] can be upgraded as long as he completes this task!"

Min Yiyi sneered: "Ha! Look how aggrieved you are! Little loser, who drew this portrait of yours?"

No. [-]: "Automatically generated by the system."

Min Yiyi: "It looks so stupid! But it suits you very well."

"Who are you calling stupid?"

"You -" Min Yiyi said, suddenly feeling that something was wrong, she suddenly turned around and found Di Hanxin standing behind her!

The "Who do you think is stupid" just now was asked by him!

Min Yiyi's heart tightened: "Ah! Your Majesty... Your Majesty? Why are you back again?" She wanted to sew her mouth shut.

Just think about what you said just now, why should you say it out loud? Di Hanxin's eyes were particularly cold: "Am I stupid?"

Min Yiyi's brain started to work urgently, and she waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, no, no! I thought it was Wei Tai! I just gave him a lesson, saying that he was not guarding well, and he didn't notify the emperor every time he came!"

Di Hanxin: "I think you are sick, muttering to yourself!"

You have the disease!He runs in silently every time!

Min Yiyi pursed her lips and gave him a smile: "Your Majesty, you have come back again. What's the matter?"

Fortunately, Di Hanxin did not punish her and said, "This morning, Li Guiren beat Rou Changzai. Did you know?"

"I heard about it."

Di Hanxin: "Have you heard?"

Min Yiyi nodded.

"that's it?"

Min Yiyi: "...then what else?"

Di Hanxin: "As a queen, you should just turn a blind eye to something like this happening in the harem? What do you want me to do?"

"But, haven't you given all the power in the middle palace to Concubine Chun?" Min Yiyi said, "If you want to take care of it, she should take care of it!"

"Min Yiyi!" Di Hanxin said, "No matter who holds the power in the middle palace, you must fulfill your responsibilities as a queen as long as you stay in this position!"

Min Yiyi: "...Then what does the emperor want my concubine to do?"

Di Hanxin: "In your name, I will send Rou Changzai some gold healing medicine, the kind that can remove scars. Also, Li Muqing, give it a good beating!"

Min Yiyi pointed to herself: "Shall I give you the gold medicine? I'll do the beating?"

Isn't this what he, the male protagonist, should do? Look at how stupid she is... Di Hanxin said with disdain: "I have to teach you even this little thing. What can you do?"

Min Yiyi: "..."

Just stay where you can to cool down!

"Hurry up and deliver the medicine, don't delay!" After Di Hanxin finished speaking, he walked away with the pace of a creditor.

Min Yiyi went out and took a sneak peek to make sure that he was really gone this time. Then she patted her chest and asked in her mind: "No. [-], why did he ask me to bring warmth to the heroine?"

Number Nine: "The plot that Number Nine has received now is not enough to analyze his motives."

Min Yiyi: "What can't be analyzed about this? It must be to protect the heroine! When I give the medicine, it's because my sister cares about her, and the other concubines won't be jealous! It's different if he gives it! Min Rou's status is still low now, If it arouses the jealousy of Chun Fei and her gang, she will suffer a lot!"

No. [-]: "Since your analysis is very clear, why do you still ask me?"

Min Yiyi: "Because you have a standard answer!"

No. [-]: "In fact, the system can only see the character's behavior, not what he is thinking. All inferences are just probability calculations, not necessarily standard answers."

Min Yiyi: "You are really useless."

……

Emperor Hanxin returned to Qianyang Palace and found that his desk was piled with novels.

Emperor Hanxin: "Wang Fugui!"

Wang Fugui hurriedly stepped forward to answer: "Your Majesty?"

Di Hanxin: "Your brain is feeding the dog, isn't it? Why are you letting me here!"

None of them worry.

(End of this chapter)

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