Chapter 11 The Flightless Chicken
Di Hanxin recalled the real Min Yiyi he had seen in the past few days, and the corners of his mouth curved slightly, and said: "I can only say that it is not broken to the root yet, and it can be saved."
Min Rou choked in her heart.
She didn't mean that.
What she meant was that Min Yiyi was so scheming that she would kill someone with a borrowed knife.
"Second girl, I will ask the imperial doctor to come and take a look at you in person. You have a good rest. I have some things to do, so I will go back first!" Di Hanxin said again.
Min Rou: "...why does the emperor still call the second concubine?"
Di Hanxin smiled and said: "I'm used to it. Mr. Xi."
Min Rou smiled shyly.
"Then I'll go back first."
Min Rou saluted as gently as water: "Okay, Your Majesty, please go slowly."
Di Hanxin left.
Min Rou stood up slowly and looked at Di Hanxin's back, her eyes gloomy and her brows furrowed tightly.
"Congratulations, noble Xi! Congratulations, noble Xi!" Yuheng and Yuxuan both knelt down and saluted happily.
Min Rou came back to her senses and smiled: "Everyone, get up!"
"We are also a blessing in disguise! Your Majesty can't bear to see you suffer a little injustice!" Yu Heng said happily.
"The emperor also promised that you will be the fourth concubine! My dear, your great blessing is yet to come!" Yuxuan also said excitedly.
Min Rou shook her head: "I am just a nobleman, and I cannot be called a 'empress'. You must remember that the more times like this, the more we have to keep a low profile. I am different from them. The pure concubine has a strong natal family. As a backing, the Queen is protected by the Queen Mother of the East Palace, but I have no one to rely on."
Yuxuan said: "My lord, you are also a girl from the Prime Minister's Mansion!"
Min Rou's eyes were cold: "The Prime Minister's Mansion is a place that eats people without spitting out their bones! Whether it's me or the queen, if one day they become famous, they will definitely swarm to suck blood. If one day something happens, they will just be busy trying to separate the relationship. !”
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Emperor Hanxin wanted to go back to Qianyang Palace to deal with political affairs, but as he was walking, he suddenly felt an appetite.
To be precise, Min Yiyi was happy again.
Ever since she had bad rice and bad food, her appetite has always been particularly good.
It made him greedy.
Di Hanxin went to Kunhua Palace by accident.
When the little eunuch saw him, he ran inside quickly. Di Hanxin stopped him: "Stop! Why are you running?"
The young eunuch knelt on the ground and said, "Go back, go back to the emperor. I will go and report to the queen."
"No need." Di Hanxin didn't know what kind of mentality he was hiding - for example, he didn't want to see her putting on makeup - and told the little eunuch: "I don't need to inform you when I come from now on."
Little eunuch: "But...but the Queen said -"
"Do you listen to her or me?"
The little eunuch made a decisive decision: "It's up to you."
As soon as they entered, Min Yiyi was indeed looking for food.
She built a bright red charcoal stove in the backyard and called the chef from the imperial kitchen who specialized in barbecue. She held a bunch of meat in one hand and a bunch of mushrooms in the other. Her little face was red from eating and her eyes were staring at the fire. She was eating grilled chicken wings without blinking an eye, and she didn’t even notice that he walked over.
"Is it delicious?" Di Hanxin asked coolly.
Min Yiyi was startled and suddenly bit her tongue, taking a breath of cold air. She covered her mouth and bent over in pain, her facial features deformed.
She was in pain, and Di Hanxin was in pain too, but it couldn't be noticed yet, so she could only endure it, with her facial features twitching a little.
After a while, Min Yiyi came to his senses and asked, "Your Majesty! What are you doing here with me?" Di Hanxin said with a cold face, "Come here and see what you are eating again!"
"What do you call stealing?" Min Yiyi said, "I am Guangmi Zhengdaci's boss!"
Di Hanxin: "Who in this harem is lighting a fire in the backyard like you? Aren't you afraid of setting the house on fire?"
"How can such a little Lu Zi do it?" In order to have the freedom to barbecue, Min Yiyi diligently handed over the mushrooms in her hand, "Try it, it's great!"
I don’t know what seasonings were put into the roasted mushrooms, which exuded a charming fragrance.
But, just feed it to him like this?Di Hanxin looked disgusted.
Wang Fugui understood him well, took the mushrooms, took them off the skewers, put them on a small plate, then asked him to sit at the stone table in the backyard, handed the emperor a pair of chopsticks with both hands, and asked Emperor Hanxin to use them. .
Di Hanxin reluctantly took a bite.
Um!fragrant! "Is it good?" Min Yiyi asked: "What about this barbecue? I used a secret seasoning that can't be eaten anywhere else! Hiss! I just bit my tongue! My tongue hurts! Your Majesty, do you want more? There are many more. ! In addition to pork belly, there are also mutton, beef, vegetables, and chicken breasts. You can let go! Hiss..."
"If your tongue hurts, stop talking!" Di Hanxin said angrily.
It hurt him too.
"Oh……"
Di Hanxin turned around and said to Wang Fugui: "Go get Wuling water."
Only Wang Fugui knew where the Wuling water was, and he couldn't tell his apprentice to go there, so he left in a hurry.
Di Hanxin held the chopsticks and ate the roasted mushrooms with dignity and grace.
At this time, a new plate was baked and delivered to the stone table. Min Yiyi sat across from Di Hanxin and ate one skewer after another.
I ate meat skewers and chicken wings, I ate chicken wings and mushrooms, I ate mushrooms and then ate meat skewers, my movements were as flexible as a monkey...
The emperor's plate was already empty, but Min Yiyi turned a blind eye.
"Min Yiyi." Di Hanxin knocked on the table.
Min Yiyi chewed and chewed: "Ah?"
"You eat deliciously."
Min Yiyi: "It's very delicious! Don't you like it? Why don't you eat it?"
Di Hanxin's face darkened: "No one taught you the rules?"
Min Yiyi paused: "Huh? What do you mean?"
Di Hanxin: "No matter whose palace I go to, there has never been a concubine who only cares about her own food and ignores mine!"
Min Yiyi looked at his empty plate and then at him. She understood and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, have you ever heard of the word 'degradation'?"
Di Hanxin: "No."
"Degeneration means...the earliest chickens could actually fly." Min Yi said in a serious tone, "Later, they were raised by people and could eat food without flying. Gradually, they could no longer fly. This is called degeneration. ! Your Majesty, your hands are meant to be used. If you don’t use them, your hands will be gone!”
Di Hanxin's expression changed and he was about to get angry when Min Yiyi said again: "If you don't believe me, just take this skewer of barbecue!"
She took a skewer of barbecue and stuffed it into Di Hanxin's hand, and handed him chopsticks: "Just do what Wang Fugui did just now! Put the meat on the plate and try it!"
Di Hanxin tried it by mistake. When Wang Fugui did it just now, it seemed very easy and smooth. But when he did it by himself, he felt that the movements were very unfamiliar and not that easy. The last piece of meat almost collapsed on his face. …
"How do you feel?" Min Yiyi asked, "Do you feel like your hand is useless?"
Di Hanxin: "..."
"This is degradation, Your Majesty!" Min Yiyi said, "It is a blessing to have someone to serve you, but as the old saying goes, live in sorrow and die in happiness. We may not do it, but we have to do it, right? Otherwise, we will be like those Chickens raised in captivity will lose the ability to fly sooner or later!”
(End of this chapter)