Chapter 145 Congratulations, you are now a beautiful girl
After a whole day of hard work, after Sato Kazuma and Aqua were brought home by Wu He, the two young people really didn't go back to their rooms or take a shower, and they were all dirty. He fell asleep on the sofa in the living room.
Seeing the appearance of the two of them, Wu He shook his head helplessly, reaching out to lift them up and throw them into his room.
But thinking about what happened in the past few days, Wu He's outstretched hand stopped in mid-air.
Although there was no basis for it, looking at Aqua and Sato Kazuma who were lying on the floor in completely different postures and rubbing each other with their own characteristics, Wu He felt inexplicably as if pieces of gray mist were slowly coming from his side. Spreading it out, he seemed to vaguely see tombstones standing in this fairly large villa.
Wu He: "!!!"
Quickly retracting his hand, Wu He observed the surroundings vigilantly, but everything just seemed to be a complete fantasy. The surrounding layout was still the large villa he bought for 3000 million yuan, with no fog and no tombstones.
After waiting for a moment and finding that nothing happened, Wu He was still a little confused. He grabbed his hair, waited for a moment, and then tentatively tried to reach out his hand again...
The fog and tombstones once again appeared at the end of Wu He's field of vision. Indistinctly, he seemed to be able to see silhouettes of people wandering in the fog.
Wu He: "!!!"
Looking back suddenly, Wu He carefully observed his surroundings again, but the fog and tombstones disappeared in an instant, and nothing changed inside the villa.
Wu He turned around and opened the door of the villa and looked outside. The scene outside the door was still the winding path and the peaceful and distant grove under the moonlight.
Turning back to the villa and closing the door, Wu He tested it several times and found that the so-called hallucination was not an hallucination at all, but a sign of his revolving door.
"Damn it, I can just reach out and help you, but there is still a risk of burping?! How can I survive this day if I just play this casually?"
Wu He's expression was filled with surprise and uncertainty as he walked around in place.
To be honest, Wu He now regrets that he acted impulsively by accepting Aqua in the past.
Aqua and Sato Kazuma are water and rice, and a tuoxiang. Together, this pair is really not something that Wu He can suppress alone. At least now he has some I can't hold it anymore.
Marde, just by reaching out to help them, there is a revolving door in front of them, is there anything...
"Ah, no, no, we must not take these two guys with us on the next mission, otherwise I will die many times and I still want to lose face..."
Of course, even though he said so, Wu He had no intention of directly blasting the two of them out.
Although the two of them together have a devilish aura that almost breaks the fourth wall and overflows the screen, there is no unreasonable chemical reaction in the world. It is nothing more than the product of a certain matching of characteristics between Aqua and Sato Kazuma. That’s all.
Sato Kazuma's idea of gender equality and self-esteem coupled with Aqua's arrogance are the root of the two men's evil luck of Sato Kazuma and the misfortune of Aqua are the driving force for the two people to live in poverty and become ghosts.
At the beginning, the two of them could barely maintain their dignity, but after experiencing the ups and downs of life, Sato Kazuma managed to get some hope of a new life with his own luck, and then this hope fell under Aqua's luck. Things disappear before your eyes.
He continues to experience the ups and downs of life. If Wu He were Kazuma Sato, he probably wouldn't fare much better...
However, from the above analysis, it can be roughly seen that the real reason for the two's misfortune lies in Aqua. Wu He takes a fancy to the two and accepts them. Sato Kazuma is the second best, and his main reason is Aku. Ya's resurrection technique.
Even if he wants to break up the ghost duo and let Sato Kazuma go out to fend for himself, Wu He still needs to consider his own situation...
Aqua's luck value was extremely low, and Wu He was not much better.
You must know that when Aqua was flooded, the flood was huge and spread directly over an area of hundreds of meters. There was only one slime in such a large area, but he still ran into it.
Wu He didn't know exactly how much influence the ghost duo had, but Wu He's own luck definitely played a role in the key factors that contributed to this incident.
The two of them, who have extremely low luck and can easily choke their teeth after drinking cold water, get together. God knows what will happen. If they don't keep it together, they will be punished by a meteorite that day.
And send Aqua and Sato Kazuma away together?
If he really gave away the unlimited resurrection coins and team lucky stars, Wu He looked at his own luck and felt that he really had no idea at all...
Neither throwing it away nor keeping it. Looking at the two guys lying on the floor, Wu He's face was really full of tangles...
"Forget it, let's go alone in the next few days and see what my luck is with going alone."
……
Time came to the second day.
By the time Sato and Shin woke up, the sun had already reached the center of the sky.
Even at this time, neither time nor the sun really woke up naturally for Sato Kazuma. There was only one reason for him to really wake up...
He is hungry...
"Cuckoo~"
Amid the symphony of intestinal peristalsis, Sato Kazuma opened his eyes with great difficulty.
It felt very bad to sleep on the floor in the living room all night, plus I was swallowed into the mouth by a giant frog several times during the day yesterday, and I tried my best to successfully burst my stomach and complete the task.
All kinds of inhuman operations can be said to have completely exhausted Sato Kazuma's physical strength.
Moreover, he slept on the cold floor again last night. Now Sato Kazuma only feels pain in his back and leg cramps, and he doesn't want to stand up at all...
Fortunately, it is now the season when spring and summer alternate. Even at night, the weather is relatively mild. Otherwise, Sato Kazuma would not only suffer from backache this time, but he would also become seriously ill...
But even so, Sato Kazuma felt as if he had been slapped hard. If it weren't for the fact that he didn't feel any pain in his butt, he would really doubt whether he had experienced something bad last night. Already...
Just when Kazuma Sato opened his eyes with difficulty, stretched his sore arms vigorously, groped for the surrounding environment, and wanted to just roll to the restaurant to replenish some energy, a touch of blue hair appeared. But it suddenly burst into his sight.
What then broke into Sato Kazuma's sight was a delicate and white face.
This pretty face is very good-looking, definitely one of those rare ones. Of course, it would be better if the owner of that face wasn't chewing food and didn't have that evil expression on his face...
"Oh~ Kazuma, you're awake. Congratulations, you are now a beautiful girl." At the moment when he just heard Aqua's words, Sato Kazuma hadn't fully realized what happened. The moment his mind came to his senses, his face, which was already a little white due to exhaustion from sleeping on the ground all night, instantly turned as white as if he had been dead for three days.
"Impossible, my second brother is invincible in the world, how could he leave me..."
Suddenly Sato Kazuma couldn't care less about the soreness in his body, and his body became twisted like a bicycle rider. With an extremely weird and twisted posture, Sato Kazuma sat up directly from the floor, and then there were hurriedly picking up the body behind him. own pants.
In the previous battle with the giant frog, Sato Kazuma dug into the belly and found that his pants had accidentally fallen off due to the adhesiveness of the mucus, and Aqua had ridiculed , his trousers were tied so tightly.
In addition, Sato Kazuma's brain is still a little unclear. The more anxious he is, the more tightly his pants chain becomes tangled.
Knowing that, after some attempts, Sato Kazuma leaned down directly, bit down on the elastic band of his pants and pulled hard.
That posture was so beautiful that even Aqua, who was watching the fun, was a little blind...
After all, with Kazuma Sato’s devilish posture, if you use a photo editing software to cut out the part where Kazuma is bending over, it would look like “there’s a gay guy unzipping my pants”…
However, none of these things affected Sato Kazuma's explosive some desperate pulling, Sato Kazuma finally untied the elastic band around his waist, or to say directly cut off his elastic band...
But Sato and Mana really didn't care at all whether their elastic bands would make them cry.
"Second brother, second brother, my invincible second brother, what can I do without you? You can't leave me..."
After taking off his pants and looking inside, Sato Kazuma finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his second brother again...
"There is Gada~, it's okay, it's okay, the second brother is still there, the mark of a man is still there..."
After getting rid of the panic in his heart, he breathed a sigh of relief again, looking at Aqua in front of him who was laughing loudly, one on the left with snot bubbled in his nose, and the one on the right who couldn't stop sweating. Sato Kazuma finally returned to the high point of his IQ.
Suddenly he understood what had just filled Kazuma Sato's eyes. Kazuma Sato, a good young man with a normal IQ, was actually fooled by a mentally retarded goddess? ! Can Sato Kazuma tolerate this kind of thing? !That’s definitely not possible! Almost instantly, Sato Kazuma jumped up from the ground, and then flew towards Aqua.
"You retarded goddess, how dare you play tricks on me, shame on you..."
"You're just a ghost Kazuma, am I still afraid of you?"
From the perspective of three-dimensional attributes, except for luck, Sato Kazuma, whose other average values are lower than normal, can never beat Aqua. However, with the subway bushido boxing technique, Sato Kazuma could barely beat Aqua before. entangled with each other.
But today's situation was different. Today's confrontation only started for half a minute. Sato Kazuma was obviously suppressed by Aqua and fell into a disadvantage. His whole body was directly pressed to the ground.
As for the reason, it is naturally because...
"Cuckoo~"
Listening to the symphony of two scores in his stomach, Kazuma's face, which had been reluctant due to the atmosphere, suddenly shrank, and his hands that were still entangled with Aqua suddenly became powerless. Hanging on both sides, no matter how much Aqua pulled his hair and face, he had no strength to resist...
Seeing that Sato Kazuma didn't resist, Aqua immediately lost interest and stood up from the ground, dusted herself off, then walked to the table and stuffed the last piece of bread on the table into her own In the mouth...
Originally, Sato Kazuma didn't have much energy to go through the torment just now, and he didn't even want to move. However, when he saw Aqua picking up the last piece of bread, his eyes still reacted a little.
"Aqua~, why are you alone? Where is Boss Wu He?"
In response, Aqua also shrugged and said that she didn't know either.
"You ask me this, I don't know. Wu He left when I woke up, and you and I are the only ones left in the villa."
"But I found this in Wu He's room..."
As she spoke, Aqua stretched out her hand and took it out on her chest, then took out a white note, spread it out to both sides, and placed it in front of Kazuma Sato, who was lying on the ground unable to move... …
The note read: "You two guys are so unreliable. You almost killed me yesterday. This time I'm going to take on another mission, so I won't take you with me for now."
"Whether you want to do tasks in Axel City or stay in the villa~, I have food for you for the past few days in the refrigerator. If you are hungry, go and eat it yourself. It should be enough for you for five or six days. That’s it…”
"Remarks: If you want to fight, just fight outside the villa. If there is something missing from the villa after I return in two days, don't blame me for picking off your heads."
"——Wu Heliu..."
Wu He writes in Chinese, but Sato Kazuma, like Wu He, also has the power of translation, so there doesn't seem to be any pressure.
However, while reading, Sato Kazuma felt a little ashamed, embarrassed, and sniffed. Although he didn't see it with his own eyes, he heard Aqua describe the scene where Wu He was almost killed by Aqua yesterday.
That was really an unforeseen disaster. Thinking about the trouble they brought to Wu He a few days ago, Sato Kazuma suddenly fell into self-doubt...
"Could it be that my high luck value is all fake? Otherwise, I would be so unlucky because of the wool?"
Of course, the inner self-doubt could not suppress Sato Kazuma's hunger. Although he was constantly blaming himself, Sato Kazuma still lay on the ground, squirming like a caterpillar and moved towards the kitchen refrigerator.
Sato Kazuma's brain told him that if he continued to feel guilty, his brain would go on strike if he did not supplement nutrition...
But when he finally squirmed to the kitchen after all the hard work, he struggled with expectation and struggled along the refrigerator created by Wu He from the ground to open the door of the refrigerator. Looking at the mess inside the refrigerator, Sato Kazuma was instantly petrified...
The overturned milk carton contained half of the refrigerator's milk, which was covered with a "milk cap", a messy pile of various vegetables, and a large piece of bread packaging...
That's all that's left in the refrigerator.
Looking at the horrible refrigerator that looked like locusts crossing the border, Sato Kazuma, who was a former food buyer and had personally stuffed a large amount of food and bread into the refrigerator, immediately wondered if there was something wrong with his eyes.
He silently closed the refrigerator door, rubbed his eyes, and then reopened it. Looking at the unchanged scene in the refrigerator, Sato Kazuma's face suddenly turned green.
The next moment, the red ribbon spread from his neck to Sato Kazuma's forehead, and his whole body exploded like Mount Fuji in angry shouts instantly spread throughout the villa like thunder.
"A-Ku-Ya-, what have you done-"
(End of this chapter)