Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

A mysterious Disaster Sword, a hidden invincible job, a Heaven Fox that represented unfortunate disasters, and a path of defying fate.Chu Bai was the strongest player. He was reincarnated back to a day before the game, Fate, was announced.The moment he entered the game, he obtained the Extreme Void Talent, Infinite Ultimate that allowed him to use ultimate skills with no cooldown, no consumption, and no restrictions.“Ding! You have obtained the ultimate skill, Nine World-burning Lightnings.”“Ding! You have obtained the ultimate skill, World Law of Pheonix.”“Ding! You have obtained the ultimate skill, Song of Heaven, Earth, Sun, and Moon.”Starting from that day, a player was seen repeatedly using ultimate skills in the beginner village.

The fantasy VRMMORPG, Battle Worlds, is one of the most played games in the world.In this game, there's a legendary player that could defeat a "Boss" on his own.His name is Blood(In-Game-Name).Blood is a legendary player that surpassed all the players in the world. He completed hundreds of quest and dungeon raids alone.When Blood was going to log off, suddenly the virtual capsule that he was wearing exploded causing him to die.His soul didn't go to the cycle of reincarnation but it was sucked by something causing him to transmigrate into a body of Goblin.This is a story about a boy that was transmigrated in the body of a Goblin. Follow him as he rises through the ranks and become the most powerful monster in the world.

The worst student of Westroad Academy. The disgrace of the Blake House. A new soul enters the body of Frey Blake, who couldn’t overcome his miserable life and chose death instead. “What’s with this body? I’ll have to work on tuning it from scratch.” The Great Mage Lucas Traumen, with the body of Frey Blake, gains a chance at revenge!

Everyone transmigrated to the High Continent and became a Lord to participate in the conquest between Lords from all the other races.A few lucky Lords would receive Lord Talents.“Hah! My talent is the Knight’s Hall, a Diamond-Tier Lord Talent! My subjects can job change into a unique warrior class, the Combat Spirit Knight!”“My Lord Talent is the King of Abyss. I can summon demons to become my subjects!”“I have a lot of subjects who are scientists! I can create advanced technologies!”“My Talent allows me to cultivate! I’ll become a celestial!”Zhou Zhou received a Legendary-Tier Lord Talent — 100% drop rate!Not only could he see the things he would receive from an enemy, but his enemies would drop all of their loot when they were defeated.“Watch as I make you drop your Talents!”

One day, I was summoned to this world.Beasts poured out, and an incredible crisis came.My talent couldn’t have been worse.[The player’s talent level is at rock bottom.] [Almost all the numbers are hopeless.] Whether chosen warriors or talented wizards. Whether you’ve gone back in time.You have to take advantage of everything in order to survive.“What about tr*sh? What can you do to survive?”

"Music, film, painting, calligraphy, sculpture, literature...""You know all this?""Just a bit.""You mean, you know a bit about all of these?""Yes, I know quite a bit about all of them."With the System in his pocket, he conquers the world through art, becoming the crownless king that all realms worship.

Wang Chen unexpectedly transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation.He became a Qi Cultivation junior in the Outer Sect of the Cloud Sun Sect in Dongcang State.Within the sect, the hierarchy was stringent and the power struggles were fierce;Outside the sect gates, Demons roamed and Evil Wraiths were rampant!Wang Chen, who was weak in strength, decided to lay low until the end of time.However, with time goes by…He persisted and was surprised to realize that he had already unexpectedly become a Bigwig!!!

After surviving the tenth year of natural disasters after the nuclear-contaminated water was discharged into the sea, the All-Blue Star volcano erupted, and the gamma ray burst, Xia Qing walked out of the safe zone with her head held high.Don’t let anyone stop me. I’m going to farm!

Devouring fan fiction, not grabbing opportunities.Write the devouring in your heart to make up for regrets.If there are any toxic points, please feel free to criticize (welcome to point out).Set 1: The simulation is based on the current state, simulating the withdrawal of the future.Set 2: The self in the simulation has no memory before the time travel, and no talent for withdrawing the future.Set 3: If you die in the simulation, the simulation ends with the first death.Set 4: Chance selection, half an hour before and after the simulation, the causal line is automatically blocked...Set 5: (to be updated)[Simulation ends, please choose. ][1. Martial arts perception. ][2. Cultivation experience. ][3. Random opportunity. ]...(If there are typos or grammatical errors in the book, or conflicts with the original work, you can leave a message directly and correct it immediately.)(If you have any regrets, you can also leave a message in the comment area.)Show more

Violating hospital rules and leaving the ward late at night will lead to sudden death.Without an entry and exit application, you will be killed if you climb over the gate.Gamble with the fat man in the lounge, he will cheat and take your life.How do I know? The last words of players all over the floor say that they died this way.After many dangers, I met the hidden guardian of justice. Let me see what the last words on his body say."Don't do it, priest, I am also a believer of the evil god, we are one family!"Oh, another pit, there is nothing to say, show the health bar!

"You're too arrogant."To Dyon, it seemed as though these words were heard all the time.However, how could these people possibly know of all his hard work? Of the fact that sleep was but a distant relative of his. How could they know that he never had a single moment to rest.And yet, despite their ignorance, they still said, "you're too arrogant..."But where were those people when a five-year-old Dyon's eyes shone looking at a computer screen filled with code? Where were those people when an eight-year-old Dyon played his piano and plucked his guitar strings until his fingers bled... needing to vent his feelings about his lost mother without bothering his fatigued father? Where were those people when Dyon sat alone at ten-years-old… when his parents were gone, and the only thing left was a room filled with inventions and computers?Dyon's arrogance wasn't borne of thin air. It was his hard work. It was his shield. And he wasn't willing to give it up...Now alone, he left his home behind.He was no longer the boy genius who changed the human mortal realm. He was now nothing but a commoner, a bug noble families saw fit to step on. An insignificant existence.And yet, Dyon was still the same unchanging person. Standing tall, his eyes firm and his will indomitable.This so-called Martial World would come to understand the meaning behind his existence...**Excerpt**"You're quite bold for a girl who's almost been recluse for her whole life you know," Dyon said chuckling."Little sister Delia and Meiying probably think so too, but you've been in my heart since the opening ceremony. Maybe not exactly in this way… But sometimes a foot in the door for a long time leads to a fully open one, no?"Dyon smiled, 'it seems like she's been watching from afar for a long time… it must be lonely being in that room with Libro all the time.'Dyon felt a delicate hand playing with his collar, "the truth is that I'm always playing the gentle big sister role, mostly because I have no idea how much longer I'll have the chance to…"The vulnerability in her voice made Dyon tremble. Madeleine was so strong, yet it seemed even martial artists had their weaknesses too.RMW happens to be the very first novel I've ever written. I have to admit that the first volume requires a lot of work. However, from the second volume onward I am confident in saying that it becomes a ride just as enjoyable as some of the best wuxia novels available. If you happen to read that far, and disagree, feel free to join our discord and call me an idiot for wasting your time, LMAO. I hope you guys stick it out to the end